Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking 3
Women’s newest complaint in the arena of sport is that their token female sideline commentators have to go into “icky” men’s locker rooms and see “gross” enormous wieners to get their jobs done.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Between periods, pregnancies, and lawsuits, I’m surprised women have any time left in the workday to play Solitaire.
You’d never hear a male sports reporter complaining for easier access to female athletes. That’s because women athletes are disgusting wildebeests who should be hunted on safari and not seen, heard, or interviewed.
Fuck women’s sports.
Women cluttering up our ear-waves with their shitty post-game interviews all started with whinny plaintiff Melissa Ludtke. In 1977, she sued Major League Baseball for access to the men’s locker room during the 1977 World Series. I’m assuming she had no husband or children at the time. Without children or a man, the only thing a woman has in her life is the ability to complain. She needs to get that attention from someone or she’ll disappear like piss in a swimming pool.
Can you imagine a man doing the same thing if the genders were reversed? Suing to see a bunch of hideous pigs in their natural habitat after playing to an empty arena? What a loss of Man Points!
After Melissa Ludtke won her lawsuit to see men’s penises, she began a campaign of distraction and bullying against the awesome world of men and sporting.
In 1979, Michele Himmelberg, who is probably a bitch, sued for access to see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers wieners. Because this development, all reporters were banned from the locker room.
If you think reporters were banned because athletes have a problem with getting their penises checked out by desperate women who couldn’t make careers in bathing suits so they picked up a microphone, you’re wrong. You’re probably also a woman. Fuck off my website. Male reporters have something female reporters can’t suck out of their station manager: class. That’s why the athlete/reporter relationship worked so smoothly for so many years. Men were doing all the interviewing and they were conducting themselves with dignity.
Then women came in shoe-horning their vagina in everyone’s face. You’re there to sell Cheetos and Coors Light, sugar tits. No one even wants to hear your name.
I would also like to note that it’s quite likely female sports reporters became involved in sports because they thought it would get them more attention from their fathers. It’s called the Electra complex and it means women want to fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere; even if they’re related.
That’s called incest, and while women might sue it into being legal, it will still be gross.
Lisa Olson, another pioneer in complaining, got the general manager of the Patriots fired for not molly-coddling her enough to do her job, and for not feeding his awesome NFL team salt-peter after they kicked ass on the gridiron. Allegedly, a group of Patriots surrounded her and began making vulgar comments and gestures. When asked how many women would trade their souls for the exact same treatment, I had only this to say:
All of them.
With enough Michele Himmelberg’s in the world, we would never have had the glory of Howard Cosell and Mohammed Ali. Nor would we be able to savor the pithy remarks Larry Merchant. And we probably would have never heard about Marv Albert biting that prostitute’s ass. Who cares about prostitutes? It’s that a pimp’s job?
Here’s a quote from Melissa Ludtke. I’ll let you be the judge on whether she’s a bitch or not.
“Changing the rules doesn’t necessarily alter attitudes.” -Ludtke
It’s a good thing women can’t sue everyone into being nice, isn’t it? Let’s keep it that way. Don’t vote for Hillary.
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No they are cunts and a more qualified male was probably passed up for the job. A male who actually played pro ball you dumb bitch. You would be whining like a little girl if I was in your locker room interviewing you after your game. Thats the problem with feminism, it doesnt attempt to “level the playing field” but give women a leg up. If you were such equal creatures you wouldn’t need feminism. You could simply succeed by survival of the fittest. You could overpower men and rule the world on your own merits. Ergo, the way men do.
Alright son, so do you think black men have “leveled the playing field”? If equality was universal, shouldn’t that be reality too? Or, more general and on topic – are all MEN equal?
I guess I understand the “humor” on this site. I get pissed at women, sure, and I’ll have a laugh every once in a great while reading this shit. But really, are you clowns posting these comments serious?
Fucking embarrassing.
I have been boycotting ESPN for years because of the infobabes on the sidelines. I don’t need their girly analysis when They’ve never played football or baseball at any decent level. I love the propaganda on Disney about how girls are “taking over hockey” or how a girl can throw a football as far as a guy.
Guys you need to grow a pair. If they want equal treatment give it to them on the field (or rink). Especially in hockey. You should be trying to knock them out of the game if you play them (just as you would with a male). The only way they can outplay you is in the fictitious world of hollywood.
Remember the hype of the Silver Bullets women’s baseball team? It turns out the best pitcher on the team threw an 80mph fastball (meat pitch at that). However, they did beat a few teams, like the over 40 mens semi-pro team that had some 50 year olds on the team. Wow, I’m impressed.
The only sport women are good at is “pole” vaulting.
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Hey asshole, Why don’t you give these women the respect they deserve. They were just doing their job. THEY ARE WOMEN. SEX ISN”T THE ONLY THING ON THEIR MIND. So they were not going into the locker rooms to see anything- it’’s called a job!!! GETTING A STORY!! It’s something you would never understand because your life is guided by that tiny role of quarters you call a dick.
That’s “ROLL of quarters”, fart-face. Quarters is not the appropriate sized-denomination for my pleasure instrument, try Liberty dollar. Har-har.
She’s never known a manly cock (or, indeed, ANY cock), so she wouldn’t know.
He Lindsey Blowhan,
We are giving you more respect than you deserve.
Why dont you try pulling that big tub of ben and jerrys out of your fat moon pie of a face, turn off Dr. Phil and go for a jog.
Maybe after you lose weight,get a boob job and a plastic surgeoun takes a belt sander to your face you might get laid!
Hey asshole- why don’t you go up, man up, and get a fuckin life. You are a pig. Go suck on your own dick because no good woman will ever fuck you. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Hit the treadmill, fart-face.
Fart-Face. Nice one, Beevis.
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‘I’ what?
I forgot to backspace off that ‘I’?
You actually forgot to understand what “NO WOMEN ALLOWED”….. nevermind the fucking backspace.
She has a guilty conscience.
Hey she said she gets Dick. She agrees with the site and has proven she isn’t an emotive fukup. We don’t mind women who have actually matured. We may even go as far as calling her a Lady, it’s not often you find one of those. If you’re not a Lady then you are just another emotional woman and you should go. Ba BAh Hypocrite
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We should encourage sports for both genders in school. Activity and fitness really NEEDS to be indoctrinated into all our kids at the earliest age. Its an important way to combat the childhood obesity epidemic. A healthy diet alone (which also needs some serious promotion) is mostly ineffective without decent activity levels. It’s like putting fuel in your car. If you put 20 bucks of petrol in every day and it never leaves the driveway, eventually you’re going to need an oil tanker to hold all that excess fuel.
Women sports really is a sham, I have never met a women who watches them.
It’s amazing how N.O.W. was able to push that Title 9 thru and expand govt funding of girls sports in our schools. What a fucking waste of money!
Not only that, but at the same time limiting boys from playing sports. These women literally took away much of the fun these moms had going to sports events to watch thier sons play.
That’s how callous and shallow the feminists are, they don’t fucking care about thier own either.
There’s no need to beat a good horse, even if it’s just a horse IMO.
Obviously you don’t support this reply completely, or you, being “proud to be a woman”, wouldn’t be on this site. 1) It says NO WOMEN ALLOWED! So what the fuck are YOU doing here?
Agreed. I’m tired of good posts being pushed off by this nonsense. Quite frankly, if you want to raise awareness or any issues, don’t do it here. Here is for brief posts focusing on the topic itself. I’ll reserve any answers these girls seek to the forums.
Actually I did find it in the forums but I am now trying to get a file of it not just a streaming version. Thanks though Mansvoice
It is somewhere in the forums man under “Man media”!
Go register at the forums!