Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking 3
Women’s newest complaint in the arena of sport is that their token female sideline commentators have to go into “icky” men’s locker rooms and see “gross” enormous wieners to get their jobs done.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Between periods, pregnancies, and lawsuits, I’m surprised women have any time left in the workday to play Solitaire.
You’d never hear a male sports reporter complaining for easier access to female athletes. That’s because women athletes are disgusting wildebeests who should be hunted on safari and not seen, heard, or interviewed.
Fuck women’s sports.
Women cluttering up our ear-waves with their shitty post-game interviews all started with whinny plaintiff Melissa Ludtke. In 1977, she sued Major League Baseball for access to the men’s locker room during the 1977 World Series. I’m assuming she had no husband or children at the time. Without children or a man, the only thing a woman has in her life is the ability to complain. She needs to get that attention from someone or she’ll disappear like piss in a swimming pool.
Can you imagine a man doing the same thing if the genders were reversed? Suing to see a bunch of hideous pigs in their natural habitat after playing to an empty arena? What a loss of Man Points!
After Melissa Ludtke won her lawsuit to see men’s penises, she began a campaign of distraction and bullying against the awesome world of men and sporting.
In 1979, Michele Himmelberg, who is probably a bitch, sued for access to see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers wieners. Because this development, all reporters were banned from the locker room.
If you think reporters were banned because athletes have a problem with getting their penises checked out by desperate women who couldn’t make careers in bathing suits so they picked up a microphone, you’re wrong. You’re probably also a woman. Fuck off my website. Male reporters have something female reporters can’t suck out of their station manager: class. That’s why the athlete/reporter relationship worked so smoothly for so many years. Men were doing all the interviewing and they were conducting themselves with dignity.
Then women came in shoe-horning their vagina in everyone’s face. You’re there to sell Cheetos and Coors Light, sugar tits. No one even wants to hear your name.
I would also like to note that it’s quite likely female sports reporters became involved in sports because they thought it would get them more attention from their fathers. It’s called the Electra complex and it means women want to fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere; even if they’re related.
That’s called incest, and while women might sue it into being legal, it will still be gross.
Lisa Olson, another pioneer in complaining, got the general manager of the Patriots fired for not molly-coddling her enough to do her job, and for not feeding his awesome NFL team salt-peter after they kicked ass on the gridiron. Allegedly, a group of Patriots surrounded her and began making vulgar comments and gestures. When asked how many women would trade their souls for the exact same treatment, I had only this to say:
All of them.
With enough Michele Himmelberg’s in the world, we would never have had the glory of Howard Cosell and Mohammed Ali. Nor would we be able to savor the pithy remarks Larry Merchant. And we probably would have never heard about Marv Albert biting that prostitute’s ass. Who cares about prostitutes? It’s that a pimp’s job?
Here’s a quote from Melissa Ludtke. I’ll let you be the judge on whether she’s a bitch or not.
“Changing the rules doesn’t necessarily alter attitudes.” -Ludtke
It’s a good thing women can’t sue everyone into being nice, isn’t it? Let’s keep it that way. Don’t vote for Hillary.
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November 26th, 2007 at 10:24 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
…Yes Billy….women suck as people…..they are biologically disadvantaged and thus have a problem being human. I bet scientists are still debating should women also be classed as homosapiens…cause they just suck at it so much….
November 26th, 2007 at 12:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6cf60d8d22377
It’s screamingly laughable to me to see how women come on this site and skew and twist the subjects around until now we have them talking about physics and such. WHAT THE FUCK?? This has to do with women being involved in sports which everyone knows is a terrible fucking combination just like giving a woman a 50 cal Sniper rifle and a spotter and telling her to sit in a hill for a week and monitor enemy movement is a terrible combination or women being in the military at all for that matter (they used to be just nurses and they sucked at that as well… VERY WELL!). The hilarity of it all doubles when I see a woman come on here with a screen name of ‘I Hate this site’. Well then:
1.) It says ‘no women allowed’ so get the fuck off this site then
2.) If you hate this site just like you hate logic and anything else sensible why in the fuck would you even get on it in the first place?
Logic says, ‘If I hate something, I don’t get anywhere near it’ clearly you’re not a logical person which does nothing but further every word that is true and full of reason on this site. Men are better than women!
P.S. - Dick, another great article additionally how do I get ahold of that Dr. Phil showing that you were on? My email is mreyes@enpointe.com. Please, if you’re not too busy I would love to get my hands on that.
November 26th, 2007 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9223be9da7cfa
Sgt Reyes. Click on forums up top then click on the sub-forum “Man Media”. A post in there has a link to the shows.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73e95b7f8f664
IHTS (I Hate This Site) has proved without doubt that Einsteins 1st wife was the brains behind the Theory of Relativity based on the following ‘cold hard facts’:
1) Nobody actually knows for sure what went on behind closed doors at the Einstein residence.
2) The original documents that prove she was behind the Theory of Relativity have been lost
3) Einstein gave his wife credit for her support while he worked on the Theory of Relative.
4) Einstein gave his money from the Nobel prize to her.
5) I posted a link to a photograph of me on this site a year and a half ago
6) According to her, I am bald, fat and ugly.
7) I was standing in a kitchen when the photograph was taken.
8) According to her, I am a pig.
One of the most impressive examples of female deduction and logic that I’ve seen. Maybe you should publish your thesis.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
I never said that Einstein’s wife did ALL the work. As a matter of fact, Marie Curie’s husband collaborated with her. What the fuck. You ignorant bastard.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a3492afbb850
We never know what the fuck you are talking about. You change your argument every 3 seconds.
*D3C*
November 26th, 2007 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
That’s because you’re fucking stupid.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a3492afbb850
Good to see you are back to contributing with useful posts.
*D3C*
November 27th, 2007 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8
Lol. You are all fucking retards!!! Obviously no man on this site has ever gotten any, which is probably why you are all so bitter. It’s a good thing you all hate women so much, because I am pretty sure none of you are ever going to be with one. Seriously, is this whole site a joke? Or is this a site for gay men?
The only thing “Big and Strong” about you bunch of lonely fags is your hand! Well, I refuse to waste any more time here, so have fun sucking each other off, dickweeds.
By the way, he only reason am here is because your site won some kind of “Most pretentious website” award. Haha. Congrats!
November 27th, 2007 at 11:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
Another bitch hates the truth. :)
women suck as people
November 28th, 2007 at 10:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c3e70abb5c96
I’m proud to say I’m a woman and I completely support this reply. I don’t understand why other women who read this site and are appalled by it then try to change the views and minds of such great men thinkers in here.
If you’re a woman, and find the posts offensive then seriously GTFO. Don’t ruin it for the rest of us in here.
That being said, “I get Dick”. :)
November 28th, 2007 at 10:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
Go register at the forums!
November 28th, 2007 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d3bb32787b07
It is somewhere in the forums man under “Man media”!
November 28th, 2007 at 10:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: a22bff4a0d4b7
Actually I did find it in the forums but I am now trying to get a file of it not just a streaming version. Thanks though Mansvoice
November 28th, 2007 at 11:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Agreed. I’m tired of good posts being pushed off by this nonsense. Quite frankly, if you want to raise awareness or any issues, don’t do it here. Here is for brief posts focusing on the topic itself. I’ll reserve any answers these girls seek to the forums.
November 29th, 2007 at 7:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
Obviously you don’t support this reply completely, or you, being “proud to be a woman”, wouldn’t be on this site. 1) It says NO WOMEN ALLOWED! So what the fuck are YOU doing here?
November 29th, 2007 at 8:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 738885375c9d6
There’s no need to beat a good horse, even if it’s just a horse IMO.
November 30th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Women sports really is a sham, I have never met a women who watches them.
It’s amazing how N.O.W. was able to push that Title 9 thru and expand govt funding of girls sports in our schools. What a fucking waste of money!
Not only that, but at the same time limiting boys from playing sports. These women literally took away much of the fun these moms had going to sports events to watch thier sons play.
That’s how callous and shallow the feminists are, they don’t fucking care about thier own either.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
We should encourage sports for both genders in school. Activity and fitness really NEEDS to be indoctrinated into all our kids at the earliest age. Its an important way to combat the childhood obesity epidemic. A healthy diet alone (which also needs some serious promotion) is mostly ineffective without decent activity levels. It’s like putting fuel in your car. If you put 20 bucks of petrol in every day and it never leaves the driveway, eventually you’re going to need an oil tanker to hold all that excess fuel.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
Hey she said she gets Dick. She agrees with the site and has proven she isn’t an emotive fukup. We don’t mind women who have actually matured. We may even go as far as calling her a Lady, it’s not often you find one of those. If you’re not a Lady then you are just another emotional woman and you should go. Ba BAh Hypocrite