Germain Greer is a Cunt (And a Whore) Part II
After writing my original article entitled Germaine Greer is a Cunt, I did some research on the dear lady doctor. After all, I did come at “Dr.” Greer like a venomous Ferrari (I’m sure I’m not the first — if you know what I sexually mean), and I didn’t want to sound half-cocked. I’m a man. If I’m going to sound anything it’s going to be all-cocked and I want to know about it first.
Not only did I discover that I was completely right in saying Germaine Greer is a cunt and also everything else I say about women not being as good as men, but I also found that Germaine Greer is even cuntier than I implied.
And she’s a whore.
Before I get into that, let me just say for the record that Germaine Greer has a nose like the cartoon version of Laurel from Laurel and Hardy. On a man it looks humourous, whimsical, and occasionally mischievous; on a woman, however — especially one as old and turkey chinned as “Dr.” Greer — it looks trashy and whorish, which she obviously is.
No woman has ever gotten to be a feminist without whoring the fuck out of herself for a good six or seven years prior. That’s why they turn into feminists. Five guys in one night, five guys at a time; your average feminist has fucked every combination she can count too and Greer is no exception. That’s why feminists (and specifically Greer) say they’re so comfortable in a world built by men for men. It’s because they’ve most likely fucked the sexual tension out of any situation.
Sounds like a pretty wild allegation doesn’t it? Well I have man proof. That’s the best kind of proof.
During her college years in like 65 BC, “Dr.” Greer joined a student acting troupe. I don’t know about you, but where I come from the only reason women join acting groups is because they want to sit on the casting couch. Whoring and attention whoring are pretty much the same thing anyway. I’ve man-proven elsewhere women can’t act anyway, so let’s just agree to agree and call that Exhibit A.
As Exhibit B, I present this anecdotal remark on a younger student Greer from one of her lady professors:
Germaine was explaining that there could be no liberation for women, no matter how highly educated, as long as we were required to cram our breasts into bras constructed like mini-Vesuviuses, two stitched white cantilevered cones which bore no resemblance to the female anatomy.
I’ve heard a lot of come-ons in my day. I’m a man after all and I wear a tie. That means women are coming on to me all the time. Try it for yourself. Fuck, wear a tie to the beach — just Speedos and a tie. You’ll need a lifeguard just to keep you from drowning in women. Actually, women are most likely coming on to you all the time anyway. As a man you just don’t notice because you’re too busy thinking of shit that matters, like getting a job or keeping a job by not fucking up. Women don’t have that option; thinking or not fucking up.
Do women look at your eyes or specifically avoid your gaze? Those are both classic female come-ons. Another classic female come-on is constantly ranting and raving about their breasts. Are they too big, are they too small? Do you not care for them, could they use a lift or a stuffing? Do you love them? Can they be aptly or cutely described by a volcano metaphor a fucking ten year old might concoct on a bad day?
There’s no better way for a woman to get attention from men than by talking about her tits. Just ask the America’s Women’s World Cup team — or Germaine Greer the student.
That’s strike one and strike two. In the whore game, that’s all you get. That’s a good thing too because Exhibit C is Greer’s own quote from a 1971 interview in the New York Times confessing that she was once a traveling unpaid sex toy for any and all bands; a period she calls her supergroupie phase. As a man, I am naturally more skilled than “Dr.” Greer at not inventing words where perfectly applicable ones already exist. That’s a waste of fucking time. In this case wanton, promiscuous slut seems appropriate.
Naturally, exhibits D through F are Greer’s advice to young women in Sex and Destiny to give up celibacy, monogamy, and finally to drink their own fucking menstrual blood — I assume that’s her homeopathic method of checking for STD’s.
And you thought the clitoris/penis thing was bad.
Germaine Greer is the real-life nightmare of every filthy, drugged up, and well abused whore who’s ever been typecast. She has no business speaking.
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October 18th, 2006 at 3:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
More inane chatter from a worthless cunt.
Female wouldn’t know the first thing about tact. She’s demonstrated so in the forums and in private emails hundreds of times.
-Dick
October 18th, 2006 at 3:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I don’t know what to make of this. Unfeignly disconcerting. A copypaste simile of the post on the forums. Your claim seems more and more plausible.
October 19th, 2006 at 6:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 5f80156cc08ce
Female [sigh] I was not trying to involve you in my personal problems, I was admonishing you for railing on Dakota for something you know nothing about. To assassinate his character over your incorrect assumptions is more than I can take at this point, even being his ex.
I would never try to interfere with his free speech on this forum; he told me about this page when he first found it probably almost a year ago and I had read occasionally but never posted until the other day. Indeed, I did not see his posts about the end of our relationship until weeks after the fact and only then did a search on his man-hash to find your verbal diarrhea.
You could try harder to have some clue what you are talking about before you kick someone when he is down. Quit being such a bitch.
October 19th, 2006 at 1:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8df4b9656c70a
LW, I have already apologised to Dakota. I am not going to revisit our conversation. I also do not wish to get into an argument with a pregnant woman. I’m not sure why you are now appearing on this board, maybe you and Dakota are back together, but if not, then perhaps your desire is to make peace with him. I do not think that posting to this board is the ideal way to do that. I would suggest doing it directly.
October 19th, 2006 at 2:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43908f8ff86fc
Where did you get the idea I am pregnant? I am not. Just because Dakota speculated as much in the midst of a bizarre situation does not make it so. Bite your tongue. And, Dakota would never get back together with me. Ever. Just so we have our facts straight. Mmmkay? I am glad you already apologized to Dakota. Must have been in a PM or something because I do not see it here. Nevertheless, good day to you and I am leaving, if only to demonstrate to you what that means as an actual occurrence rather than an empty threat.
Since you cannot seem to make good on your threat/promise, I would suggest you try engaging in more rational discourse with the men here.
Yours Truly,
LW
October 20th, 2006 at 3:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
If what you say is true, LW, why are you posting here?
-wolfe
October 21st, 2006 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 2743dcf9ed370
because women and integrity mix as well as oil and water.
February 24th, 2007 at 10:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9792eb6c3b07e
Oh. Your breasts. Now I get it, all this vitriolic hatred. Despair no more young onions, if Subway Jarred can turn his life around so can you.
Unless that is, you are turned on by women ranting and raving about your man-breasts (although, were this the case it would not explain your frustrated hatred of women).
Anyhow, whimper on.
February 24th, 2007 at 11:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9792eb6c3b07e
I see.
With regards to you pending Dark Age, might I suggest that you avoid jamming your head up your arse in the first place? You know, as a preventative measure and all.
Correct me if I’m wrong and all, but fascism was never very pro-women (you know, that whole chasing women out of public schools, leaving domestic work or prostitution as the only means for survival thing).
In fact, neither was nazism (you know, that whole Kinder, Küche,
Kirchething). And yet, the term feminazi persists (damn you Larry Flint, you and your pathetic chicken raping ways!).When, oh when will you boys learn? Reading comprehension is a virtue!
Anyhow, thanks for the laughs and all.
p.s. Apologies if you don’t take this as a joke. Seriously, it’s nothing personal, but you’re really asking for it.
p.p.s. Also, apologies for not commenting on the whole Dakota thing, but I don’t know you people, and am therefore not informed/interested enough to weigh in.
February 24th, 2007 at 11:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Oh no need to apologise. It’s so fun when your lot prove us right. And Nazis over feminism? SIEG HEIL!!
February 25th, 2007 at 12:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 9792eb6c3b07e
Hmmm, my ‘lot’ being who, exactly?
As for your obvious allegiance to der Fuhrer, wouldn’t that count as your lot proving me right?
Now, go join gwallen and sons of the sun in their bunker and await these fabulous dark ages you pine for. You can rant and rave about each other’s man-boobies between rousing bouts of hide the bratwurst.
Damn, now I have to apologize to the good Germans.
February 25th, 2007 at 2:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
berth*
February 25th, 2007 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 010bcabf142fc
Your lot being crazy feminists. And you’re wrong, HEIL HITLER means saluting the fuhrer, SIEG HEIL is just ‘Hail (to) Victory’.
February 25th, 2007 at 12:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
And the stupidity of women never ends.
June 11th, 2007 at 10:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d9895033d8b4
What is wrong with you? If you tell me, I will cure it.
June 12th, 2007 at 12:33 am - IP Man-Hash: d8ad5dc65c4e2
Would you now? I doubt that. (In fact, what’s wrong with me is i really need a good shagging. It wouldnt change anything in my life but it would improve my ‘tude a lot, and thats a start.) What do you think of that, nursedoc?
June 12th, 2007 at 7:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 14ac0dec08bdc
Amusing how this cunt implies Gwallan the athlete and I the veteran are fat fucks awaiting doomsday because we can’t get laid.
Little fucking whores like you eye fuck me every time I buy liquor, go to a party, or even the grocery store. The truth is you couldn’t make it into the bottom of my “who I’d fuck when blind drunk with a bad case of blueballs” list.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Beinrich_Bimmler? That is an amusing change of moniker.
December 17th, 2007 at 3:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 625edf00f9da4
Stick a cock up your ass.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 5af46747e88f8
I do not employ women nor will i ever, business is great.