Germaine Greer is a Cunt
Steve Irwin “The Crocodile Hunter” died on Monday. It’s an incredible loss for the world and the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com card will be black in mourning this week.
The MABTW.com card will also be black in mourning for the loss of the last shred of dignity held by the feminist movement — bowel movement. We’ve all had a good laugh at women and their silly agendas, stupid, childish groups, and the milestones they’ve managed to cobble together out of the political table scrapings tossed to them by men. This time they’ve gone too far.
Now they’re going after a tragedy just to prove a point that no one cares about and no one can even figure out. I guess that’s to be expected. Tragedy is the only thing a feminist knows.
Germaine Greer is a woman, allegedly a doctor (though I could not find of what. I would guess proctology, but that usually entails extracting things from the butt, not lodging your own head firmly up it), and has been a virulent feminist most of her life. During my research I found the reason Dr. Greer originally entered the field of feminism is because her clitoris is shaped like a male penis and the trauma of being teased for it since she was sexually active at the age of 12 drove her into the insanity. Interesting to say the least.
On a completely different note, “Dr.” Greer wrote her millionth article in a row this week on the topic of “things I shouldn’t even be fucking talking about” for The Guardian. She called it, “That sort of self-delusion is what it takes to be a real Aussie larrikin”. The surprise is that it isn’t an autobiography. Nor is it a treatise on Australian women in general who are largely regarded as bitches and unimportant the world over. It’s about Steve Irwin and his untimely passing. I don’t give half a fuck what larrikin means. Self-delusion is quite enough.
The points Greer wishes to address in her article are irrelevant — just like everything women say unless it starts with a, “Do you think I should,” or a, “I’m so sorry. I fucked up and did something you said you didn’t think I should do.” And obviously proceeded by a blowjob. It’s enough simply to quote the following from “Dr.” Greer.
It’s really quite unusual for divers to be stung unless they are grappling with the animal and, knowing Steve Irwin, perhaps that may have been the case…Not much sympathy there then.
Classy.
As she is a woman, I find it humourous that “Dr.” Greer — who I would simply just refer to as The Cunt for the remainder of this article, but my man-prudence prohibits me from doing so — even relies on the word ’sympathy’ as a part of her female feminist vocabulary. It is not. These female feminists are the same creatures who fabricate most rape allegations in the hopes of making a stab at some mythical patriarchy.
Does that sound like sympathy to you?
There’s no such thing as a patriarchy, Dr. Greer, you stupid cunt. It’s called the Real World, where seven billion strangers are picked to live in a loft and find out what happens when saber tooth tigers start taking bites out of their asses while they’re trying to sleep. It turns out in this Real World, men get to do everything. They do everything and make all the decisions. Call it whatever you want, but what it’s actually called is the truth. Men are better than women.
Here’s another gem:
The only time Irwin ever seemed less than entirely lovable to his fans (as distinct from zoologists) was when he went into the Australia Zoo crocodile enclosure with his month-old baby son in one hand and a dead chicken in the other. For a second you didn’t know which one he meant to feed to the crocodile.
First of all, that is inappropriate. Secondly, I was never confused, but then again, I’m not retarded.
When Germaine Greer dies, largely unnoticed by friends and family, and which I bet will be soon judging by the God fucking awful picture I found of the old hag on the internet — she looks like a fucking beige batting glove left in the sun with a wad of stringy doll’s hair stapled to the palm — you bet your ass I will be the first one shooting her little clitoral-penis problem out of the old Man-Mouthcannon. That’s called what goes around comes around. That was invented by men too.
Thirdly, let me say that if you have any problem whatsoever with Steve Irwin holding his infant son in his arms whilst feeding crocodiles raw chickens, you are not only wrong, but you are also not a man.
That has nothing to do with risk.
Let me give you a simple man test you can use on any anonymous parties to see if they are a man, woman or some kind of broken computing machine. Actually, strike that last one. If an unknown party gives a response that could only be arrived at through a cluster fuck of malformed logic, just assume it was a woman. Not even men could build a Touring machine that ran on crazy.
First of all, let’s say there’s something called risk. Now say that socially, we all accept a certain amount of risk and that stepping over that line incurs criticism from said society. The question then becomes, “How do we establish the risk of blank?” If you have a vagina, no matter how empowered it is, the answer is, “Well how do I feel about blank?” That is fucked and stupid. The correct and man-answer is, “Let’s ask an expert.”
I’d say someone who built a multi-billion fucking dollar business on the dealings and doings of blank would be a bonafide fucking expert. I would also say that this expert dangling his own fucking son over blanks while doing blank is a bonafide fucking testament that blank is not as risky as you think if you know what the fuck you’re blanking.
That’s just it. Women don’t ever know what they’re blanking so they have to rely on their shitty instincts at all times. That’s why feminism is backwards. It’s puts a small amount of power in the hands of people who have no fucking idea what they’re doing ever — that’s women.
After reading Germaine “Boy’s Name” Greer’s article on the untimely passing of one of the mannest man men to ever walk the Earth, I was saddened by her callous remarks in light of the family Irwin has left behind. Then it hit me: all feminists are insensitive cunts who have no family for that exact reason. They embarrass and shame their parents until they’re ostracized. They embarrass their friends until wallowing into the self-loathing circles of hags who will accompany them through menopause. They have no children because no man in his right mind would fuck a feminist and even if one was drugged into it, Jesus would step in and perform the world’s first immaculate abortion.
Feminists have no right to families. They are horrid and miserable abortions of women and they will rot in hell. Not the biblical one. I’m talking about the one women enter when they hit 35 and don’t have children.
Every creature he brandished at the camera was in distress. Every snake badgered by Irwin was at a huge disadvantage, with only a single possible reaction to its terrifying situation, which was to strike. Easy enough to avoid, if you know what’s coming. Even my cat knew that much.
A cat, huh? What a fucking surprise. Fuck feminists.
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April 24th, 2008 at 7:13 am - IP Man-Hash: ab8fad04608b9
Unfortunately, all that was shown here is your ignorance. Despite the fact I don’t particularly like Dr Germaine Greer (who has a Doctorate of Literature) your diatribe was far worse.
Steve Irwin was working with wild and unpredictable animals. Certainly his death was tragic, but he pushed his luck too far.
You should get yourself a larger vocabulary, or at least use a dictionary. A “larrikin” is a young, loud Aussie male.
April 26th, 2008 at 3:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a1687c1bf3c6
true, misandry has replaced misogyny as the norm. another wrong doesn’t make a right. and the fat southern retard dr. phil probabaly has an i.q. below 50. but i find the lack of true wit and a penchant for non sequiter writing by dick a bit disconcerting(admittedly i too am discursive, but i’m officially mentally ill).
there definitely is a need to address and correct to an equal balance the recent social and even legal privelges(unjust laws)of women over men. but there must be better websites than this one. or perhaps i haven’t read enough of dicks articles…whatever.
btw, i thought germaine greer turned into a jesus freak and is living in italy pumping out babies?
April 29th, 2008 at 12:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 227dc517c89d6
Dear stegosaurus-brain,
the word is “eunuch,” not “eunich.”
Looks like you could use some of those “donkey-shit glitter brains,” you pin-head.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 75ecb979d1f3c
May 5th, 2008 at 9:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 75ecb979d1f3c
I assume they don’t teach language at your particular university?
Illiterate twat.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 2c499d061f44d
what a fucking cunt ragging on steve just after he died. he was a great man out there doing stuff instead of sitting writing bullshit articles that only lesbians read.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: cffb87ea7c5a8
I have to say, you are right on the ball with this one. Germaine Greer is a big cunt, and you are right in calling her so.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ec0d8605887f
You wanker, he was a loud mouthed Aussie twat who liked the sound of his own voice. As far as I’m concerned, he fucked with the wrong creature. The real tragedy is the thousands of stingrays that were butchered, by brainless fuckwit Australians, as if they needed revenge, fucking thick cunts! One less Australian in the world is fine by me, if he’d been French, now that would have been a result, I fucking HATE the French.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 96612cc0ef699
Somebody call the WAAAAAAmbulance.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 96612cc0ef699
lawl, a racist calling out a douche. Only on the internet! I love this place.
June 1st, 2008 at 6:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0fe28c9c30da2
You’re the man, Dick!
Fuck I hate Germaine Greer. She truly embodies feminism. Not only is she an arrogant, deluded stuck up cunt. She openly admits that her marriage failed years ago because she was unfaithful.
She can’t even pull off being a woman, and thats why she’s a feminist.
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: db244b8c74f19
I love this hate fest. I want to fuck all you dudes.
June 8th, 2008 at 3:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3a953abfcc3a1
i think this is all shit.how are men better than women?dick is the most sexist person ive ever met.he should be in jail.how does he get dates?he s probably gonna stay single 4 da rest of his life
June 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
And that is why Hillary lost the primaries.
June 15th, 2008 at 9:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f24c2bc7cbe
I agree that Greer’s attacks on Irwin after his death are unwarranted. In all fairness, and not wanting to disregard him, I reckon he’d probably be the first to admit it as his mistake, because in an interview I saw with him a while back, he said that “I’ve been bitten, stung, gored, peed on, even groped! And every time it’s been my fault!”
But he knew the risks. He was getting up close to nature and learning from it properly, and I think it’s rather spineless for Greer to comment only after his death (something that PETA did as well). But just to prove you right tha Steve Irwin knew what the fuck he was blanking, if you think he was crazy, look at the south africans. Kevin Richardson is a biologist who spends time with big african predators and has been accepted into a lion pride and a hyena pack as one of them rather than just a dominating human or lunch. This is solid, undeniable evidence that “blanking” is acceptable and possible. I mean, where the FUCK else did we get domestic cats and dogs from?
June 19th, 2008 at 7:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 370c84b2127dd
If your going to insult someone, please, do it with grammer and sentence structure intact. By the way there is usually a space between sentences, remember, the first word of every sentence has a capital at the beggining. You learn this in, what, first grade? The funny thing is, I don’t agree with Dick in any of this crap.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980affc676c88
Please send naked pics to chris@cumsinterface.com
June 21st, 2008 at 7:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 0fe28c9c30da2
WRONG! To be a man you need two things:
1) Penis and balls combo
2) A rational mind
Greer posseses neither of these.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 225c8ae3c4589
You spelt sexiest incorrectly there darling.
July 5th, 2008 at 11:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: a875e1b533004
Germain Cunt Greer who in the world would want to nail that prune faced fucking old hag?
What a CUNT.
….(here’s the “e” you might be looking for)