Germaine Greer is a Cunt

Steve Irwin “The Crocodile Hunter” died on Monday. It’s an incredible loss for the world and the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com card will be black in mourning this week.

The MABTW.com card will also be black in mourning for the loss of the last shred of dignity held by the feminist movement — bowel movement. We’ve all had a good laugh at women and their silly agendas, stupid, childish groups, and the milestones they’ve managed to cobble together out of the political table scrapings tossed to them by men. This time they’ve gone too far.

Now they’re going after a tragedy just to prove a point that no one cares about and no one can even figure out. I guess that’s to be expected. Tragedy is the only thing a feminist knows.

Germaine Greer is a woman, allegedly a doctor (though I could not find of what. I would guess proctology, but that usually entails extracting things from the butt, not lodging your own head firmly up it), and has been a virulent feminist most of her life. During my research I found the reason Dr. Greer originally entered the field of feminism is because her clitoris is shaped like a male penis and the trauma of being teased for it since she was sexually active at the age of 12 drove her into the insanity. Interesting to say the least.

On a completely different note, “Dr.” Greer wrote her millionth article in a row this week on the topic of “things I shouldn’t even be fucking talking about” for The Guardian. She called it, “That sort of self-delusion is what it takes to be a real Aussie larrikin”. The surprise is that it isn’t an autobiography. Nor is it a treatise on Australian women in general who are largely regarded as bitches and unimportant the world over. It’s about Steve Irwin and his untimely passing. I don’t give half a fuck what larrikin means. Self-delusion is quite enough.

The points Greer wishes to address in her article are irrelevant — just like everything women say unless it starts with a, “Do you think I should,” or a, “I’m so sorry. I fucked up and did something you said you didn’t think I should do.” And obviously proceeded by a blowjob. It’s enough simply to quote the following from “Dr.” Greer.

It’s really quite unusual for divers to be stung unless they are grappling with the animal and, knowing Steve Irwin, perhaps that may have been the case…Not much sympathy there then.

Classy.

As she is a woman, I find it humourous that “Dr.” Greer — who I would simply just refer to as The Cunt for the remainder of this article, but my man-prudence prohibits me from doing so — even relies on the word ’sympathy’ as a part of her female feminist vocabulary. It is not. These female feminists are the same creatures who fabricate most rape allegations in the hopes of making a stab at some mythical patriarchy.

Does that sound like sympathy to you?

There’s no such thing as a patriarchy, Dr. Greer, you stupid cunt. It’s called the Real World, where seven billion strangers are picked to live in a loft and find out what happens when saber tooth tigers start taking bites out of their asses while they’re trying to sleep. It turns out in this Real World, men get to do everything. They do everything and make all the decisions. Call it whatever you want, but what it’s actually called is the truth. Men are better than women.

Here’s another gem:

The only time Irwin ever seemed less than entirely lovable to his fans (as distinct from zoologists) was when he went into the Australia Zoo crocodile enclosure with his month-old baby son in one hand and a dead chicken in the other. For a second you didn’t know which one he meant to feed to the crocodile.

First of all, that is inappropriate. Secondly, I was never confused, but then again, I’m not retarded.

When Germaine Greer dies, largely unnoticed by friends and family, and which I bet will be soon judging by the God fucking awful picture I found of the old hag on the internet — she looks like a fucking beige batting glove left in the sun with a wad of stringy doll’s hair stapled to the palm — you bet your ass I will be the first one shooting her little clitoral-penis problem out of the old Man-Mouthcannon. That’s called what goes around comes around. That was invented by men too.

Thirdly, let me say that if you have any problem whatsoever with Steve Irwin holding his infant son in his arms whilst feeding crocodiles raw chickens, you are not only wrong, but you are also not a man.

That has nothing to do with risk.

Let me give you a simple man test you can use on any anonymous parties to see if they are a man, woman or some kind of broken computing machine. Actually, strike that last one. If an unknown party gives a response that could only be arrived at through a cluster fuck of malformed logic, just assume it was a woman. Not even men could build a Touring machine that ran on crazy.

First of all, let’s say there’s something called risk. Now say that socially, we all accept a certain amount of risk and that stepping over that line incurs criticism from said society. The question then becomes, “How do we establish the risk of blank?” If you have a vagina, no matter how empowered it is, the answer is, “Well how do I feel about blank?” That is fucked and stupid. The correct and man-answer is, “Let’s ask an expert.”

I’d say someone who built a multi-billion fucking dollar business on the dealings and doings of blank would be a bonafide fucking expert. I would also say that this expert dangling his own fucking son over blanks while doing blank is a bonafide fucking testament that blank is not as risky as you think if you know what the fuck you’re blanking.

That’s just it. Women don’t ever know what they’re blanking so they have to rely on their shitty instincts at all times. That’s why feminism is backwards. It’s puts a small amount of power in the hands of people who have no fucking idea what they’re doing ever — that’s women.

After reading Germaine “Boy’s Name” Greer’s article on the untimely passing of one of the mannest man men to ever walk the Earth, I was saddened by her callous remarks in light of the family Irwin has left behind. Then it hit me: all feminists are insensitive cunts who have no family for that exact reason. They embarrass and shame their parents until they’re ostracized. They embarrass their friends until wallowing into the self-loathing circles of hags who will accompany them through menopause. They have no children because no man in his right mind would fuck a feminist and even if one was drugged into it, Jesus would step in and perform the world’s first immaculate abortion.

Feminists have no right to families. They are horrid and miserable abortions of women and they will rot in hell. Not the biblical one. I’m talking about the one women enter when they hit 35 and don’t have children.

Every creature he brandished at the camera was in distress. Every snake badgered by Irwin was at a huge disadvantage, with only a single possible reaction to its terrifying situation, which was to strike. Easy enough to avoid, if you know what’s coming. Even my cat knew that much.

A cat, huh? What a fucking surprise. Fuck feminists.

“Dr,” Greer Weighs in Heavily
A Female Eunich? What the Fuck?
A Proper Send Off. Written by a Man Instead of a Cunt.


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Comment by Karen
2008-08-05 18:56:57

I am a women and I totally agree with with what has been written about so called Dr Greer. How can a women hate men so much. Why dont women in this world open their bloody eyes and look at what men in the western world have achieved, buildings (roads, skyscrapers, houses etc), technology, chemistry… If it wasnt for men, women would be still living in a backward society, because just face the facts, men are bigger, stronger and without men no civilization would survive…. Yes MABTW.. and always will be… but just sometimes it is nice to have some equality.
Women of today have been given such an easy ride in life and they never thank men for allowing them to have it, honestly women today are so dam ungrateful.
Yes I am an Aussie women, of 4 children living in the subs of geelong and married to a guy that would put all you women haters to shame… Down with the Geers of this world .. “Go you Aussie men” stand up for what you deserve. Men to be Men.

Comment by Magnolia
2008-08-05 19:04:47

Karen, I was about to indicate that you are just the sort of stupid cunt that lends material to this collection of fuckwits, but then I read that you are Australian. So, in short, not specifically a dumb cunt, but an Australian cunt.

Comment by Hans
2008-08-05 20:13:22

And you´re a feminist cunt that can´t (lol) see the forest before the trees and desperately holds on to your communist-inspired ideology, ignoring the most simple truths like Men are better than women or get the fuck off this site.

 
 
 
Comment by Jill
2008-07-26 20:40:12

If you all want the human race to survive, then yes, you do need us :]

Comment by nadie
2008-07-26 21:09:21

Maybe… but ONLY IN OUR TERMS.

 
 
Comment by Stephanie
2008-07-19 22:02:16

Germaine Greer is a cunt and needs a hug, shit heaps of therapy and a good deep dicking. Maybe more attention from her father (or maybe less as the situation dictates).

She did however compose a brilliant article roasting that galactic attention whore Princess Diana, basically telling everyone that she was a cheating slut, an aformentioned attention whore and was otherwise useless. Yes, she performed charity works, but she didn’t actually have a job, so it’s not like she was sacrificing much (per the Greer beast herself).

Anyway, check it out. It’s actually a pretty funny article.

Comment by Victoria
2008-07-19 22:05:46

so you are a woman who hates woman?
your life must be confusing and sad,
do you need a hug?

Comment by Stephanie
2008-07-20 11:30:04

I prefer the term “equal opportunity hater” as everyone annoys me equally, regardless of gender. Germaine Greer and Princess Diana happen to annoy me, as do Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, the Conservative Right, the Liberal Left and people who drive on the road with me.

 
 
Comment by Jill
2008-07-26 20:35:58

I’m a woman, and I have to say that I find this site to be rather intriguing. It amuses me to read the things that have been posted here; because you rant about woman being “hateful”, yet you post these kind of… opinions. I would say its very hypocritical, yet not at the same time. I’ll keep checking in on occassion though; this could get interesting.

 
 
Comment by Sal
2008-07-18 07:29:01

Magnolia said:

I remember Cap’n Scott, or whatever the hell his name is, because he appears to be a genuine psychopath. Everyone else is combined into one big, mean-spirited, sub-par blur.

Okay, I have to admit, this was actually quite funny.

 
Comment by Matt J
2008-07-18 07:21:35

An a proud Australian I was deeply shocked at the passing of Steve Irwin. I never really like the man’s work, but I was just shocked that he died so young and left his kids to grow up without a father. So naturally I just wanted this mans soul to rest in peace and for everyone to move on with their lives. But Germaine Greer could not. She had to go on TV and attack Irwin’s reputation like the cowardly whore she is. I would have felt impartial if she said what she said to him to his face or at least let him respond. But she had to wait till he was dead.

Meanwhile, our school made us write an essay on this whore and how she contributed to civil rights. I like almost everybody else at my school and even a few girls refused to do this essay as we felt she has done nothing important for society except bitch when she is on her period. And can you believe I got suspended for my actions.

Not having left school and working full time earning $52k per year. I still stand by my actions. And to all who read this, I hope this fat bitch doesn’t change your opinion of Australia as it is an awesome place to visit.

 
Comment by Magnolia
2008-07-16 15:55:25

bola said:

Magnolia said:

Silly me. I completely forgot that you are one of the five most dimwitted posters on this site and consequently not worth reading, never mind trying to get a coherent clarification out of you.

You didn’t forget. You deliberately seek out the easiest target.

Not true. I remember you because (and here comes a compliment) you can spell, and I remember Cap’n Scott, or whatever the hell his name is, because he appears to be a genuine psychopath. Everyone else is combined into one big, mean-spirited, sub-par blur.

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-16 03:02:10

Magnolia said:
So, what sort of brilliant plan is in the offing to keep us out?

A simple post-screening would suffice, Magnolia.

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-16 02:55:49

Magnolia said:

Silly me. I completely forgot that you are one of the five most dimwitted posters on this site and consequently not worth reading, never mind trying to get a coherent clarification out of you.

You didn’t forget. You deliberately seek out the easiest target.

 
Comment by Magnolia
2008-07-16 02:44:31

studioline said:

Magnolia said:

studioline said:

Magnolia said:

micho said:

I wonder how this site, supposedly for males, we permit these shit of nature feminists post here!!! My cock doesn’t stand up at them.

MICHO

Because none of you have the mental acuity to figure out a way to keep us out, you precious, fluffy little thing. Actually, your “manhood” is apparently the precious, fluffy little thing. Not a gratuitous insult - you just conceded to the fact that you can’t get it up.

@ Magi
Not only you are wrong about that, but each time you place a comment like that you are fucking up your own mind.

So, what sort of brilliant plan is in the offing to keep us out? Or is that I’m wrong about the upward mobility of micho’s manhood? And if so, how exactly, praytell, are you so familiar with its ability, or lack thereof, to function?

You should ask me for my dick instead, but hold right there, cos you even have not said the magic word first.

Silly me. I completely forgot that you are one of the five most dimwitted posters on this site and consequently not worth reading, never mind trying to get a coherent clarification out of you.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 19:52:23

Magnolia said:

So, what sort of brilliant plan is in the offing to keep us out? Or is that I’m wrong about the upward mobility of micho’s manhood? And if so, how exactly, praytell, are you so familiar with its ability, or lack thereof, to function?

4. Why do you let women post on this site?

While it is true that I have the technical ability to prevent women from denigrating this site with their mindless comments, I don’t have the time to do so. More importantly I don’t believe in censoring the opinions of individuals. Everyone deserves their fair say (and I mean meaningless words, not with something like a vote. In no way should women be allowed to vote), no matter how stupid and immature their opinions are. The women who post here are free to embarrass themselves and their gender to their hearts’ content.

Try not to help them see logic men. It’s hard to resist because they are so confused and helpless, but they’re just baiting at the end of the day.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 19:39:56

Magnolia said:

studioline said:

Magnolia said:

micho said:

I wonder how this site, supposedly for males, we permit these shit of nature feminists post here!!! My cock doesn’t stand up at them.

MICHO

Because none of you have the mental acuity to figure out a way to keep us out, you precious, fluffy little thing. Actually, your “manhood” is apparently the precious, fluffy little thing. Not a gratuitous insult - you just conceded to the fact that you can’t get it up.

@ Magi
Not only you are wrong about that, but each time you place a comment like that you are fucking up your own mind.

So, what sort of brilliant plan is in the offing to keep us out? Or is that I’m wrong about the upward mobility of micho’s manhood? And if so, how exactly, praytell, are you so familiar with its ability, or lack thereof, to function?

You should ask me for my dick instead, but hold right there, cos you even have not said the magic word first.

 
Comment by Magnolia
2008-07-15 19:30:41

studioline said:

Magnolia said:

micho said:

I wonder how this site, supposedly for males, we permit these shit of nature feminists post here!!! My cock doesn’t stand up at them.

MICHO

Because none of you have the mental acuity to figure out a way to keep us out, you precious, fluffy little thing. Actually, your “manhood” is apparently the precious, fluffy little thing. Not a gratuitous insult - you just conceded to the fact that you can’t get it up.

@ Magi
Not only you are wrong about that, but each time you place a comment like that you are fucking up your own mind.

So, what sort of brilliant plan is in the offing to keep us out? Or is that I’m wrong about the upward mobility of micho’s manhood? And if so, how exactly, praytell, are you so familiar with its ability, or lack thereof, to function?

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 19:29:35

Heather said:

Alex said:

I love this hate fest. I want to fuck all you dudes.

LMAO!!!! YOU ARE GAY I KNEW IT!!!! YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF QUEERS! THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

And you’re fat. We learned that the moment you started speaking.

I think I need to state again that straight men are not insulted to be called gay. Only a woman would think that.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 19:21:11

Magnolia said:

micho said:

I wonder how this site, supposedly for males, we permit these shit of nature feminists post here!!! My cock doesn’t stand up at them.

MICHO

Because none of you have the mental acuity to figure out a way to keep us out, you precious, fluffy little thing. Actually, your “manhood” is apparently the precious, fluffy little thing. Not a gratuitous insult - you just conceded to the fact that you can’t get it up.

@ Magi
Not only you are wrong about that, but each time you place a comment like that you are fucking up your own mind.

 
Comment by Magnolia
2008-07-15 19:09:54

micho said:

I wonder how this site, supposedly for males, we permit these shit of nature feminists post here!!! My cock doesn’t stand up at them.

MICHO

Because none of you have the mental acuity to figure out a way to keep us out, you precious, fluffy little thing. Actually, your “manhood” is apparently the precious, fluffy little thing. Not a gratuitous insult - you just conceded to the fact that you can’t get it up.

 
Comment by micho
2008-07-15 17:13:46

I wonder how this site, supposedly for males, we permit these shit of nature feminists post here!!! My cock doesn’t stand up at them.

MICHO

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 13:04:51

Alex said:

I love this hate fest. I want to fuck all you dudes.

LMAO!!!! YOU ARE GAY I KNEW IT!!!! YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF QUEERS! THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

Comment by Jill
2008-07-26 20:38:54

Wow, save some capital letters for the rest of us, idiot. I don’t agree with what these men are saying either but, Christ… calm the hell down.
Besides, what’s wrong with gay people? o.O

 
 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-14 12:06:40

Kate said:

studioline said:

ManHater said:

studioline said:

ManHater said:

For all u men out there think ur better than women think again! without us u wouldnt have a place to put ur stick. and woman dont need men its called dildos for a reason ppl

wrong! men don’t need you!

Oh ya? and wut do they do all day if they dont have us? exactly

Do you have multiple personality disorder among many others?

Yes i do. 1. is a ManHater 2. is a Studioline hater 3. is a i hate sexest men hater

and what you doctor says about all of this?? P.S. You are chasing me now. LOL

 
Comment by Kate
2008-07-14 12:04:06

studioline said:

ManHater said:

studioline said:

ManHater said:

For all u men out there think ur better than women think again! without us u wouldnt have a place to put ur stick. and woman dont need men its called dildos for a reason ppl

wrong! men don’t need you!

Oh ya? and wut do they do all day if they dont have us? exactly

Do you have multiple personality disorder among many others?

Yes i do. 1. is a ManHater 2. is a Studioline hater 3. is a i hate sexest men hater

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-14 12:00:19

ManHater said:

studioline said:

ManHater said:

For all u men out there think ur better than women think again! without us u wouldnt have a place to put ur stick. and woman dont need men its called dildos for a reason ppl

wrong! men don’t need you!

Oh ya? and wut do they do all day if they dont have us? exactly

Do you have multiple personality disorder among many others?

 
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