30 Feet of Awesome — The MABTW Billboard
When it comes to Guerrilla marketing, women are donkeys. Marketing in general is about selling something that doesn’t sell itself — namely anything that isn’t boobs. Since men invented it, it’s perfectly natural and to be expected that we’re millions of times better than women at it. That’s just common sense.
Wasn’t there a Tyra Banks show where that dim-witted bean pole dressed up in a fat suit and everyone was a dick to her? I don’t know because I don’t watch that female-type show and I certainly don’t want to hear if I’m right about it. I know I’m right. I’m a man and it’s part of my manhood to predict women and their endless parade of groundhog bullshit. Look here comes another float or a truck covered in posies! What a fucking surprise!
A beautiful woman in a fat suit just sounds like something stupid and obvious that women would emotionally circle jerk about while their husbands were at work. It doesn’t matter anyway, the point is women can’t sell or market anything that doesn’t involve peddling flesh. Guerrilla marketing? Women marketing where you have to rock the box and think outside the boat? You have to be fucking kidding me.
I awoke this morning sick of the bullshit. Sick in a sort of way that makes a man peek his head out of his room at 8AM on Manday (Saturday) and tell the kids to knock it the fuck off with the recorders already. I know where the mice are going. No one needs to hear it a fiftieth time. Perhaps it was the Guerrilla Girl’s billboard fiasco, which I affectionately named the “Wide Load of Angst” and wrote about on Monday. Or maybe it was the Kindergartener I heard about on the radio who was getting sued for sexual harassment. Either way I decided it was time to peek my head out and put my man foot down.
Sure I already have the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com free business cards and we all have a good time with those. I know because I’ve covered the postage and been slapped in the face for them on two separate occasions. This brings me to something bigger and bolder. To wit:
Yes. What you’re looking at there is a monolith of man power. A figurative Five Across the Eyes if I’ve ever seen one, which I plan to have planted (or something very similar to it) somewhere on this mantastic ball of rock lava we call Earth with your help .
By the way, you know how raging “lesbians” and any woman under 19 who lost her virginity to the wrong guy are always spouting the childish nonsense and objections to the many male prefixes littered across the English lexicon?
“It’s HIStory! It’s MANager! People do that 58008/BOOBS thing on the calculator at work and it demeans me!”
What about the fucking word Earth? You can’t spell Earth without H-E-R. Jesus. How’s that for affirmative action.
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March 16th, 2006 at 8:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
The manometer is gone!
I think I like the idea; it would certainly attract attention. That said, I hate to be the one to point this out, it does seem to read “Men are than better Women”. I can see why it’s worded that way for layout reasons, but I think it looses a good deal of its impact.
A crazy mixed up “HER”, but then that’s appropriate I guess.
-wolfe
March 16th, 2006 at 10:27 am - IP Man-Hash: fc1fbf9be3493
Noted.
There’s been significant study into the workings of language processing in the brain that conclude a person can make sense of any word any way it is spelled, so long as it begins and ends with the correct letters. For example:
Ytedesray I wnet to the stroe.
You can observe this effect on pretty much every municipal poster in the London tube system. That’s what I was counting on.
-Dick
March 16th, 2006 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Actually, that study was, I believe, debunked and is more or less a joke. That said, yes, there is obviously some truth; the question is does it apply to words. Maybe.
What about a MEN / are / better (written on a diagonal so the lower left takes up space before “than” and the upper right ‘ter’ takes up space after “are”) / than / WOMEN ?
Even as is, it’s not bad; eyecatching, certainly.
-wolfe
March 17th, 2006 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: fc1fbf9be3493
That’s a shame. It’s so much fun to mix up letters like that.
I do agree that the wording needs work. I’ll post a few choices as we near the goal.
-Dick
March 18th, 2006 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: a659aedfb537f
I am so tired of these retarded special privilege bitches downing good men. Every city in the USA should have one of your signs Dick ! FACT…
March 18th, 2006 at 6:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: d190ee8325b21
Roger, with your donation, that might just be possible.
-Dick
January 18th, 2008 at 3:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 824bddffe80c4
how to pick up women in a bar…
how to pick up women the right way…
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 7df871ec47ee7
Men are THAN better women.com?
Are you implying that SOMEONE, possibly someone very close to the website is transgender? explains why that someone may hate women so very much.
Either that or your brain can’t comprehend sentance structure and prefers aesthetics of having it justified over legible. A rather Female sensibility wouldn’t you say? Maybe the designer has far too may female traits, and isn’t telling the whole truth