Happy Mammorial Day!

I’ve chosen to honor this very manly holiday, Memorial Day 2008, in the manliest way possible.

Fuck parades. They’re for ladies. Fuck a day off work. Men love to work. Fuck a day-long war marathon on the History Channel. Every day should be a day-long war marathon on the History Channel.

To celebrate this memorial day in manful fashion, I bring you this:

Free tits.

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