Sin City Harley said:

A man named Dick Masterson went over to his friend’s house and rang the bell. His friend’s wife, Barbie, answered the door.

“Hi, is Brett home?” he asked her.

“No, he went to the store.”

“Well, you mind if I wait?” said Dick.

“No problem, come on in.”

They sat down and Dick asked, “You know, Barbie, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if you would let me write “MABTW.com” on one of your breasts.”

Barbie thought about this for a second, and thought about how badly she needed the money right now. She opened her skimpy pink and black top and exposed one breast. Dick whipped out his Sharpie and promptly put $100 on the table.

As Dick was about to get writing, he said, “They are BOTH so beautiful! I’d love to write across both of them. I’ll give you another 100 bucks if you would just let me write “MABTW.com” across both of your breasts.”

Barbie thought about this for a moment, then opened her skimpy pink and black top even wider and gave Dick a nice big look. Dick quickly threw another $100 on the table and began creating his masterpiece with Sharpie in hand.

Once completed, Dick snapped a picture and dashed out the back door.

A while later, Brett arrived home and Barbie said, “You know, your weird friend Dick came over while you were gone.”

Brett turned and said, “Oh Good. Did he drop off the $200 he owed me?”

This is a very old joke and this did not happen to you. your name should be Dick Masturbating because i bet you couldn’t get a women to go out with you if you did pay them - and how is being a whore only women there are man whores too and you are one of them - plus you are a stupid PIG!!!!!!!!!!

Brett said:

Just wanted to stop by and thank you for the tip about Australian women being frigid. I never realized that the stereotype existed. I’ve had to deal with some of these frosty broads, and you’re always made to feel by them that you’re doing something wrong, when, it’s really them.

Women know basically 3 ways of “seducing” men;

1. making a man chase her,
2. making a man pised off,
3. acting like what you did was wrong.

And all of these techniques are wrong, they don’t work any longer [exept maybe with just few guys who are still living in a mantal coma, but even if they work it's only in the begining and it always ends up very ugly] and serve no purpose.

I always bust on them for doing it, but it’s a hard job since the Social Matrix supports this way of thinking that women by doing it are doing great.

That was golden, Sin City Harley. Beautiful.

Just wanted to stop by and thank you for the tip about Australian women being frigid. I never realized that the stereotype existed. I’ve had to deal with some of these frosty broads, and you’re always made to feel by them that you’re doing something wrong, when, it’s really them.

Sin City Harley said:

Brett turned and said, “Oh Good. Did he drop off the $200 he owed me?”

That twist ending was so good, it belongs in a Nicolas Cage movie.

-Dick

Fuck a day off work.

Could not agree with you more there! Id much rather be working. Oh well these pictures of these broads racks should get me through the day =)

A man named Dick Masterson went over to his friend’s house and rang the bell. His friend’s wife, Barbie, answered the door.

“Hi, is Brett home?” he asked her.

“No, he went to the store.”

“Well, you mind if I wait?” said Dick.

“No problem, come on in.”

They sat down and Dick asked, “You know, Barbie, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if you would let me write “MABTW.com” on one of your breasts.”

Barbie thought about this for a second, and thought about how badly she needed the money right now. She opened her skimpy pink and black top and exposed one breast. Dick whipped out his Sharpie and promptly put $100 on the table.

As Dick was about to get writing, he said, “They are BOTH so beautiful! I’d love to write across both of them. I’ll give you another 100 bucks if you would just let me write “MABTW.com” across both of your breasts.”

Barbie thought about this for a moment, then opened her skimpy pink and black top even wider and gave Dick a nice big look. Dick quickly threw another $100 on the table and began creating his masterpiece with Sharpie in hand.

Once completed, Dick snapped a picture and dashed out the back door.

A while later, Brett arrived home and Barbie said, “You know, your weird friend Dick came over while you were gone.”

Brett turned and said, “Oh Good. Did he drop off the $200 he owed me?”