Happy Mammorial Day!

I’ve chosen to honor this very manly holiday, Memorial Day 2008, in the manliest way possible.

Fuck parades. They’re for ladies. Fuck a day off work. Men love to work. Fuck a day-long war marathon on the History Channel. Every day should be a day-long war marathon on the History Channel.

To celebrate this memorial day in manful fashion, I bring you this:

Free tits.

Read more about my new project: Dick Masterson’s Classy Broads.

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Comment by Detached
2008-05-28 09:41:30 - IP Man-Hash: 4cda164302112

Pound sand patricia. Your horrible grammar and spelling gives you away as a cunt.

robert said:

hello , my name is robert i love to were small pants , but my father use to say to me you are a fag nigga. So now i were smill t-shirt and now my father say to me dam bich you look like your mom.And now i im happy because i love the t-shirt of my mom.Thank you.P.s i im not gay but i like penis with long pubis……you know guys I think a should be a lesbian because my sister is and she live happy with her bunch of prostitute my t-shirt will give a lot of help in my new bisness in street of new york in the village guay. ps.: call me patrick.

 
Comment by robert
2008-05-28 08:39:01 - IP Man-Hash: a6aea62b1a9c9

hello , my name is robert i love to were small pants , but my father use to say to me you are a fag nigga. So now i were smill t-shirt and now my father say to me dam bich you look like your mom.And now i im happy because i love the t-shirt of my mom.Thank you.P.s i im not gay but i like penis with long pubis……you know guys I think a should be a lesbian because my sister is and she live happy with her bunch of prostitute my t-shirt will give a lot of help in my new bisness in street of new york in the village guay. ps.: call me patrick.

 
Comment by RiceCake
2008-05-27 22:54:55 - IP Man-Hash: 09faba8c37655

3. acting like what you did was wrong.

Since everything a woman does = wrong, and women being wrong = seducing whores, thus we can assume by association that everything a woman does makes them a whore.

Isn’t logic a bastard?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-05-27 13:57:02 - IP Man-Hash: 4882c050feb04

Should not Mother Theresa be dead now?

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-05-27 13:44:35 - IP Man-Hash: 7da606c085fc9

irlandes said:

MotherTheresa said:

U suck.

So, who cares about a doddering old female fool suffering from senile dementia, who fantasizes she is Mother Theresa?

Gosh, let me spell this out one more time. Shaming language not only doesn’t work any more on real men. It actually motivates us.

Wasn’t Mother Theresa cruel and abusive?

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-27 13:43:50 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

irlandes said:

Men like you MUST be our enemies. Men like you passed all sorts of laws to destroy good men when ho’s complain, mostly because you think you are better than we are, and those things will never happen to you, etc.

The part I like here is men like you ALWAYS get their cojones cut off in divorce. You have no clue, and blunder into divorce. I Love it.

Right between the eyes.

This is one of the biggest myths of our time: that feminism hurts bad men. Bad men are having the time of their lives! It’s mostly the good men who are getting hurt.

 
Comment by irlandes
2008-05-27 13:35:53 - IP Man-Hash: 9b613d715d82d

MotherTheresa said:

U suck.

So, who cares about a doddering old female fool suffering from senile dementia, who fantasizes she is Mother Theresa?

Gosh, let me spell this out one more time. Shaming language not only doesn’t work any more on real men. It actually motivates us.

 
Comment by MotherTheresa
2008-05-27 13:05:15 - IP Man-Hash: 0f6261759d36d

U suck.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-05-27 12:26:40 - IP Man-Hash: 4882c050feb04

irlandes said:

Tom, Kat’s boyfriend said:

Hahaha admin deleted my comment.

Hey, Tom, a word for you. I assume you think you are being a real man defending a dearie, right?

Thus I imagine you view yourself as a real Sir Galahad. You need to study the tale of Sir Galahad a bit more.

Galahad did willingly risk his life to defend a lady’s honor. There is a catch to it. Galahad well knew not all women are ladies. You think those knights of old relieved themselves with their horses?

Galahad never in the world risked his life for a ho’.

It is Don Quixote you are emulating. Quixote was a doddering old fool who suffered from senile dementia. He couldn’t tell the difference between windmills and enemy invaders. Nor could he tell the difference between the Queen and a female murderer on her way to prison.

You are not alone. Many another senile old fool sitting on the bench boasts just how much he helped women, even adulterous women. There is something basically wrong with people like you. It may be a case of arrested development because your attitude is common in two year old boys.

I worked with a former Chicago gang member who moved to our rural city so his kids would have a better childhood. He said in his gang when a girl friend acted out, the guy had two choices.

1. Slap her down.

2. Or, the minute the men were alone, they beat the crap out of him for letting a woman kick him around.

Men like you MUST be our enemies. Men like you passed all sorts of laws to destroy good men when ho’s complain, mostly because you think you are better than we are, and those things will never happen to you, etc.

The part I like here is men like you ALWAYS get their cojones cut off in divorce. You have no clue,and blunder into divorce. I Love it.

Let us examine Kat, who is apparently a woman who comes on here and uses shaming language, since she is not smart enough to have anything useful to say, such as, “MABTW.”

This URL plainly says no women. We do tolerate a few sympathetic women who understand MABTW. But, Kat clearly is a skank, or she wouldn’t even be here. She is violating the rules. Yet you defend her. Ala Quixote.

And let this message be repeated one more time.

 
Comment by irlandes
2008-05-27 12:05:31 - IP Man-Hash: 9b613d715d82d

Lady XX said:

I support this holiday 100% Dick, not to mention my tits look pretty nice on the main page (and I’m sure on your Blackberry too). Glad I could be of service. I’m also amused by the following it caused on the forums.. Good job El Chauv.

They do look nice. Just looking at that photo, I can taste those lovely things. Mmmmm!!!

I tell my wife of 33 years if women didn’t have those lovely things, men would rule the world. She just laughs and shoves them farther down my throat.

 
Comment by irlandes
2008-05-27 11:57:20 - IP Man-Hash: 9b613d715d82d

Tom, Kat’s boyfriend said:

Hahaha admin deleted my comment.

Hey, Tom, a word for you. I assume you think you are being a real man defending a dearie, right?

Thus I imagine you view yourself as a real Sir Galahad. You need to study the tale of Sir Galahad a bit more.

Galahad did willingly risk his life to defend a lady’s honor. There is a catch to it. Galahad well knew not all women are ladies. You think those knights of old relieved themselves with their horses?

Galahad never in the world risked his life for a ho’.

It is Don Quixote you are emulating. Quixote was a doddering old fool who suffered from senile dementia. He couldn’t tell the difference between windmills and enemy invaders. Nor could he tell the difference between the Queen and a female murderer on her way to prison.

You are not alone. Many another senile old fool sitting on the bench boasts just how much he helped women, even adulterous women. There is something basically wrong with people like you. It may be a case of arrested development because your attitude is common in two year old boys.

I worked with a former Chicago gang member who moved to our rural city so his kids would have a better childhood. He said in his gang when a girl friend acted out, the guy had two choices.

1. Slap her down.

2. Or, the minute the men were alone, they beat the crap out of him for letting a woman kick him around.

Men like you MUST be our enemies. Men like you passed all sorts of laws to destroy good men when ho’s complain, mostly because you think you are better than we are, and those things will never happen to you, etc.

The part I like here is men like you ALWAYS get their cojones cut off in divorce. You have no clue,and blunder into divorce. I Love it.

Let us examine Kat, who is apparently a woman who comes on here and uses shaming language, since she is not smart enough to have anything useful to say, such as, “MABTW.”

This URL plainly says no women. We do tolerate a few sympathetic women who understand MABTW. But, Kat clearly is a skank, or she wouldn’t even be here. She is violating the rules. Yet you defend her. Ala Quixote.

 
Comment by Sin City Harley
2008-05-27 11:44:26 - IP Man-Hash: 615178947beca

Cynthia said:

This is a very old joke and this did not happen to you.

Listen you blond cum receptacle, unless you have a fucking time machine, the joke was not old. It was based on a current event. Those tits don’t look old to me. Now the premise of the joke might be similar to other jokes, but I wouldn’t expect a genius skank like yourself to even understand the concept of what a premise is. As far as enlightening all of us that this was in fact a “joke” and that it really didn’t happen . . . Don’t you have some laundry to do?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-05-27 02:58:43 - IP Man-Hash: 4882c050feb04

As far as men are concerned admin can delete all comments of “Tom/Kat”

 
Comment by Tom, Kat's boyfriend
2008-05-27 00:15:54 - IP Man-Hash: 76b95f91a3cab

Hahaha admin deleted my comment.

 
Comment by Doabarrelroll
2008-05-26 22:19:23 - IP Man-Hash: ed5255bdaf0a9

Sin City Harley said:

A man named Dick Masterson went over to his friend’s house and rang the bell. His friend’s wife, Barbie, answered the door.

“Hi, is Brett home?” he asked her.

“No, he went to the store.”

“Well, you mind if I wait?” said Dick.

“No problem, come on in.”

They sat down and Dick asked, “You know, Barbie, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if you would let me write “MABTW.com” on one of your breasts.”

Barbie thought about this for a second, and thought about how badly she needed the money right now. She opened her skimpy pink and black top and exposed one breast. Dick whipped out his Sharpie and promptly put $100 on the table.

As Dick was about to get writing, he said, “They are BOTH so beautiful! I’d love to write across both of them. I’ll give you another 100 bucks if you would just let me write “MABTW.com” across both of your breasts.”

Barbie thought about this for a moment, then opened her skimpy pink and black top even wider and gave Dick a nice big look. Dick quickly threw another $100 on the table and began creating his masterpiece with Sharpie in hand.

Once completed, Dick snapped a picture and dashed out the back door.

A while later, Brett arrived home and Barbie said, “You know, your weird friend Dick came over while you were gone.”

Brett turned and said, “Oh Good. Did he drop off the $200 he owed me?”

Dude, you skipped the part where the tentacle monster comes out and rapes that shit.

 
Comment by El Chauvinisto
2008-05-26 19:21:13 - IP Man-Hash: f324da94e2b95

Lady XX said:

I support this holiday 100% Dick, not to mention my tits look pretty nice on the main page (and I’m sure on your Blackberry too). Glad I could be of service. I’m also amused by the following it caused on the forums.. Good job El Chauv.

Thanks Lady XX! You do realize that none of this would have been possible without you. Your breasts are my muse…lol.

 
Comment by MEh
2008-05-26 13:11:47 - IP Man-Hash: 5afbc3939a46d

Cynthia said:

Sin City Harley said:

A man named Dick Masterson went over to his friend’s house and rang the bell. His friend’s wife, Barbie, answered the door.

“Hi, is Brett home?” he asked her.

“No, he went to the store.”

“Well, you mind if I wait?” said Dick.

“No problem, come on in.”

They sat down and Dick asked, “You know, Barbie, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if you would let me write “MABTW.com” on one of your breasts.”

Barbie thought about this for a second, and thought about how badly she needed the money right now. She opened her skimpy pink and black top and exposed one breast. Dick whipped out his Sharpie and promptly put $100 on the table.

As Dick was about to get writing, he said, “They are BOTH so beautiful! I’d love to write across both of them. I’ll give you another 100 bucks if you would just let me write “MABTW.com” across both of your breasts.”

Barbie thought about this for a moment, then opened her skimpy pink and black top even wider and gave Dick a nice big look. Dick quickly threw another $100 on the table and began creating his masterpiece with Sharpie in hand.

Once completed, Dick snapped a picture and dashed out the back door.

A while later, Brett arrived home and Barbie said, “You know, your weird friend Dick came over while you were gone.”

Brett turned and said, “Oh Good. Did he drop off the $200 he owed me?”

This is a very old joke and this did not happen to you. your name should be Dick Masturbating because i bet you couldn’t get a women to go out with you if you did pay them - and how is being a whore only women there are man whores too and you are one of them - plus you are a stupid PIG!!!!!!!!!!

So let me get this straight
You’re bashing him for giving us a good chuckle? Way to fucking ruin a long ‘caption’ for the picture (if you will). And I bet he has gotten with more women that you would every think. And how does “Plus you are a stupid PIG” have to do with ANYTHING you just said?

 
Comment by Lady XX
2008-05-26 12:39:01 - IP Man-Hash: c91165517d5cb

I support this holiday 100% Dick, not to mention my tits look pretty nice on the main page (and I’m sure on your Blackberry too). Glad I could be of service. I’m also amused by the following it caused on the forums.. Good job El Chauv.

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-26 11:24:44 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Cynthia said:

This is a very old joke and this did not happen to you. your name should be Dick Masturbating because i bet you couldn’t get a women to go out with you if you did pay them - and how is being a whore only women there are man whores too and you are one of them - plus you are a stupid PIG!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s have a pic of your tits Cynth. That’s all we really want from you.

 
Comment by Matt
2008-05-26 11:21:58 - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e

Cynthia said:

- and how is being a whore only women there are man whores too and you are one of them - plus you are a stupid PIG!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t ask us to explain stuff to you feeble minded fuckbox.

 
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