Just Because You Suck At Math, Doesn’t Mean You’re Good At Not-Math
Men are better than women at everything. Just look outside. See all that shit? That “shit” is men kicking the ass of women up and down the court of science. Women aren’t to blame for a single brick.
Unless when you look outside you see a bunch of fat hookers or some broad who just crashed her car into a fence post while talking on her cell phone. You can blame women for both of those.
Men consistently outperform women in math and science. You know it, I know it, the ex-president of Harvard knows it; but what about the math we do with our words? What about something we call “literature”? A lot of idiot jackasses will tell you that girls test higher than boys on the battlefield of books.
“Boys are obviously smarter than girls in math and science,” says the idiot, “but because of their rampaging emotions and compulsive chattering — which somehow magically translates into improvement, girls are better than boys at reading, writing, and communicating.”
This pile of ill-reasoned shit could not be further from the truth.
What woman ever wrote the dozens of immortal works of William Shakespeare? And while I don’t know who invented more words, Shakespeare or Snoop Dogg, I know fo shizzle that it wasn’t a woman.
Your girlfriend’s obnoxious need to combine two words into one and then call attention to it like a puppy for lack of an actual personality doesn’t count as inventing a word.
Men are better than women.
Girls appear to score higher than boys in the literary arts because the tests schools use to gauge a child’s reading comprehension are pointless and a waste of fucking time. It’s like seeing if a dog is faster than a turtle by putting them both in a bathtub and getting stoned off your ass. What the hell is that going to prove?
Feel free to skip the following text because it’s the dumbest story you’ll ever read.
One day, Johnny was upset because he wanted a red ball and the store was out of red balls. It was his birthday too. He asked his mom why the store was out of balls on his birthday, but his mother told him to be patient and that maybe the store would have some in stock next week. Johnny was sullen for the rest of the day, even during his birthday party, until he got a very special present from his mother. Inside a poorly wrapped box was a red ball.
“This is the happiest day of my life!” said Johnny.
“I know,” said his mother. “And it’s all thanks to me.”
Please answer the following questions to test your reading comprehension.
1. Johnny was sad because:
A) He had no balls.
B) His mother drove his father away with her messiah complex — which all women have.
C) Who fucking cares? That is a stupid waste of time, contains nothing of actual value nor did it ever pretend to, and I didn’t read any of it anyway because I had better things to think about.
If you answered anything but C, you are a woman. Fuck off my website.
Academic tests on reading comprehension are meant for the minds of children. A real test on reading and writing is getting a law degree or figuring out how to hook up a DVD player. The part on the back of the TV where it reads “Audio IN” is where the fucking audio goes in. What’s the reading comprehension score for that brain buster?
Academic tests on reading and writing are as simple-minded as harlequin romance novels and as worthless as Oprah magazine. If you really want to test a woman’s reading abilities, give her a map and get ready to laugh your ass off.
Women have a gimmism about them called Delusional Dogma. Delusional Dogma is when a woman picks what a man is good at, and then gives herself credit for being good at the complimentary tasks by default — as if declaring herself so is somehow a miracle cure for the crippling incompetence which nature has gifted to all women. Holding a fork in one hand doesn’t mean you have a knife in the other. You might be holding a bent Alan wrench or a dildo; only one of which a woman knows how to use.
If a wife thinks her husband is smart or strong willed, she immediately credits herself as being creative and nurturing. Then she will compulsively flush 10 grand down the toilet in a poorly conceived attempt at buying her way into the arts. Or she’ll leave her baby in the car while she goes shopping. Way to nurture that kid into triple digit brain damage, trophy mom.
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September 25th, 2007 at 3:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Yep I remember what he thought about imagination and children. Terrific stuff.
September 25th, 2007 at 8:01 am - IP Man-Hash: fc31748dec65d
I CAME….
Dick Masterson once again brings me to my knees into that particular sweet sweet agony only he can bring.
Always you hear of this false dichotomy between men and women, that for everything a man is bad at, the women will meet his faults, and be his hel…
September 25th, 2007 at 8:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Considering english is not my 1st language, i think i’m doing pretty good. How many language do you speak?
September 25th, 2007 at 8:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
And i think you are the idiot. Nowadays everything is leveled by the bottom if you see what i mean (probably not you stupid cunt), education is adjusted to the lowest brain in class, slowing down all others. People with learning disabilities are just as capable as the others IMO (if they aren’t women) but the issue remains in the way to keep them focus on something interesting. There was a time where men were launching monkeys into space with calculators and women where still fucking up making apple pies, now most of us wouldn’t be able to do so. Why? because at that time, we had BOYS ONLY schools and GIRLS ONLY schools. You can hide behind some crappy social plies rhetoric, it is not the point here.
September 25th, 2007 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
You are. I didn’t realise it was. But it’s ‘how many languageS’ just so you know.
Topnotch stuff what you said too.
Welcome to the site.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 9146ed2924c93
Hey ladies (who don’t belong here) …
You seem to blame women’s comparative historical lack of achievement on male “oppression.” But … if women were either equal or superior, men *couldn’t* oppress them. Yet in every historical and traditional society of any size (forget Margaret Mead, who was a liar) men have run those societies. It isn’t as if men have an overwhelming force of numbers. What men DO have is an overwhelming force of MIND.
You need to throw off all the wacko indoctrination and start looking at reality rather than the land where frogs have wings. Of course, you won’t do that. MEN do that. That’s why WE build everything important.
;-)
September 25th, 2007 at 10:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Rightly said jy.
September 25th, 2007 at 10:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Thank you :)
September 25th, 2007 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
This is a survey of things from my perspective, in response to Alex. People expecting a simplistic argument one way or the other will be disappointed.
True. Though as you say, no Shakespeares yet. And most female literature is, IMHO, godawful, especially if it’s infused by feminism.
Something you hadn’t considered, Alex: editors (of books) are disproportionately female. And you’ve only to look at any novel written by a woman with poor editing to know that editing matters a great deal. (See Patricia Cornwell. Or J.K. Rowling).
A number of well-regarded male writers in fact had enormous help from their wives.
Well, first, few would deny that there’s a high degree of anti-male bias in the primary educational system in the West. Second, you’re proving Dick’s point. Males don’t really care about most of these tests. I’m not saying it’s a good thing that they don’t, simply a fact. Option C, all the way.
And when you have an overtly feminized educational system, of course that’s going to happen.
Yep. More Shakespeare’s, more incapable.
Except when they don’t. For example, the SAT’s Dick linked.
My big objection though — and it’s a trap that Dick avoided — is the absolutely cretinous nature of the linked source.
The title of the table is “Average SAT by sex”. The legend says “Mean SAT by sex”. Good grief. I really hope whoever wrote that was a woman.
Not to grasp the difference between mean and average… good grief.
-wolfe
September 25th, 2007 at 3:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Or medium.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
*median
September 26th, 2007 at 7:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 510ea78f5e3c3
Amazing articles dick they are all of exceptional good quality. I am 13 years old but as i am currently attending school that alot of stuff is just a joke such as punishments are pathetic we boys are treated un fairly harsh. Education is unfortunatly based on women and the tests are designed to be easier for women.
ps.I am in year 8 and learning year 9 maths in a single sex math class while the rest of my classes are diffrent, my god the girls in the same class for girls are pretty pathetic in conparison to us
September 27th, 2007 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 3133aac10651d
Sure why not lets go ahead and assume that you type too fast (by the way how fast do you type) you could always type slower so you don’t make typos. I know its a difficult concept to grasp but hopefully you can use your few brain cells to understand it. A simple understanding of basic grammar should have been taught to you in grade school, I’m sorry that you failed to learn it. I laugh every time this topic comes up in everyday conversation due in part to the simple fact that I am better than women at reading always have been. Also it is already known that Uli doesn’t speak English as his first language, in fact he never claimed to be fluent. i would quote you but unfortunately that would weaken my point. I look forward to you reading the rules of this site. wait lets see oh whats this rule number one perhaps you should read it? never mind i’ll type it out for you maybe repetition will make you understand, here straight from the F.A.M.Q:1. Are women allowed on this site?
No. Absolutely no women are allowed on this site.
Isn’t it amazing what reading can do for you? better reading comprehension my ass.
September 27th, 2007 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
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no more late nights for me.
September 27th, 2007 at 4:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Sound’s like the English school system.
You in England?
September 28th, 2007 at 3:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
Well said, welcome on board the site! Another great man to the great team at MABTW.com.
September 28th, 2007 at 11:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: f0fd7fe69180f
Twice as many girls than boys are illiterate.
See if you can read this, Alex: fuck off my website.
-DickDick great point and unfortunatly the education system is actully designed to teach women in the way they find best to learn and teach men the same way
September 28th, 2007 at 11:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: f0fd7fe69180f
necroswordsman no i’m not in england i’m in Australia lol all the women in Australia are so so stupid
October 2nd, 2007 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8cd4bc3377e90
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October 16th, 2007 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 72660fd49e8b1
Men are, indeed, better than women at everything. Supposedly, men excel at math and visuo-spatial capacity, while women excel at verbal skills. But while the contention that men excel at math and visuo-spatial skills holds true, does that contention that women excel at verbal skills hold true as well? No, it doesen’t. The evidence? All of the greatest writers and poets have been male. Just because women talk more than men does not mean that they are more verbose than men. Most of what women say is irrelevant crap, usually social gossip, which means talking about other people’s lives behind their back. I’ll take Goethe, Dumas, Dickens, Shakespeare, Camões and Dostoievsky over the bitchy female any day.
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