Just Because You Suck At Math, Doesn’t Mean You’re Good At Not-Math
Men are better than women at everything. Just look outside. See all that shit? That “shit” is men kicking the ass of women up and down the court of science. Women aren’t to blame for a single brick.
Unless when you look outside you see a bunch of fat hookers or some broad who just crashed her car into a fence post while talking on her cell phone. You can blame women for both of those.
Men consistently outperform women in math and science. You know it, I know it, the ex-president of Harvard knows it; but what about the math we do with our words? What about something we call “literature”? A lot of idiot jackasses will tell you that girls test higher than boys on the battlefield of books.
“Boys are obviously smarter than girls in math and science,” says the idiot, “but because of their rampaging emotions and compulsive chattering — which somehow magically translates into improvement, girls are better than boys at reading, writing, and communicating.”
This pile of ill-reasoned shit could not be further from the truth.
What woman ever wrote the dozens of immortal works of William Shakespeare? And while I don’t know who invented more words, Shakespeare or Snoop Dogg, I know fo shizzle that it wasn’t a woman.
Your girlfriend’s obnoxious need to combine two words into one and then call attention to it like a puppy for lack of an actual personality doesn’t count as inventing a word.
Men are better than women.
Girls appear to score higher than boys in the literary arts because the tests schools use to gauge a child’s reading comprehension are pointless and a waste of fucking time. It’s like seeing if a dog is faster than a turtle by putting them both in a bathtub and getting stoned off your ass. What the hell is that going to prove?
Feel free to skip the following text because it’s the dumbest story you’ll ever read.
One day, Johnny was upset because he wanted a red ball and the store was out of red balls. It was his birthday too. He asked his mom why the store was out of balls on his birthday, but his mother told him to be patient and that maybe the store would have some in stock next week. Johnny was sullen for the rest of the day, even during his birthday party, until he got a very special present from his mother. Inside a poorly wrapped box was a red ball.
“This is the happiest day of my life!” said Johnny.
“I know,” said his mother. “And it’s all thanks to me.”
Please answer the following questions to test your reading comprehension.
1. Johnny was sad because:
A) He had no balls.
B) His mother drove his father away with her messiah complex — which all women have.
C) Who fucking cares? That is a stupid waste of time, contains nothing of actual value nor did it ever pretend to, and I didn’t read any of it anyway because I had better things to think about.
If you answered anything but C, you are a woman. Fuck off my website.
Academic tests on reading comprehension are meant for the minds of children. A real test on reading and writing is getting a law degree or figuring out how to hook up a DVD player. The part on the back of the TV where it reads “Audio IN” is where the fucking audio goes in. What’s the reading comprehension score for that brain buster?
Academic tests on reading and writing are as simple-minded as harlequin romance novels and as worthless as Oprah magazine. If you really want to test a woman’s reading abilities, give her a map and get ready to laugh your ass off.
Women have a gimmism about them called Delusional Dogma. Delusional Dogma is when a woman picks what a man is good at, and then gives herself credit for being good at the complimentary tasks by default — as if declaring herself so is somehow a miracle cure for the crippling incompetence which nature has gifted to all women. Holding a fork in one hand doesn’t mean you have a knife in the other. You might be holding a bent Alan wrench or a dildo; only one of which a woman knows how to use.
If a wife thinks her husband is smart or strong willed, she immediately credits herself as being creative and nurturing. Then she will compulsively flush 10 grand down the toilet in a poorly conceived attempt at buying her way into the arts. Or she’ll leave her baby in the car while she goes shopping. Way to nurture that kid into triple digit brain damage, trophy mom.
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September 24th, 2007 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 45e31e67cf4bf
Men are better than women at reading and writing. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out. Hell, the only women writers there are is J.K. Rowling [whose last book's ending sucked horribly, to say the least] and whoever does harlequin [female porn] literature.
Magazines are not literature. They’re pictures meant to distract dim minds, much like a Jedi Mind Trick.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 43a15a7732fec
If you think there aren’t any talented female writers, you probably aren’t very knowledgeable about literature. I’ll agree there haven’t been any female Shakespeare’s though.
Girls score higher on reading comprehension tests all throughout elementary school, junior high school, high school, etc. They score higher in reading, on average, on the SATs, which most would agree is a fairly accurate indication of ability. Boys suffer from learning/reading disorders at a higher rate than girls. No matter how you measure it, statistics always seem to indicate that boys are stronger in math and science on average and girls are stronger in reading comprehension/writing on average.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Women remember lots of words and talk a lot… but do very little actual application of the data they obtain.
September 24th, 2007 at 10:49 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Twice as many girls than boys are illiterate.
See if you can read this, Alex: fuck off my website.
-Dick
September 24th, 2007 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 43a15a7732fec
@ Dick- Worldwide? If so, it’s because certain areas of the world deny girls education.
September 24th, 2007 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Just like a woman. Arguing without even knowing the facts.
Worldwide?
-Dick
September 24th, 2007 at 12:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
Not true. See this: http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/34/SAT_by_sex.png
…and this: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article558743.ece
So what? Leonardo da Vinci and Albert Einstein both had a learning disorder. So did Beethoven, Thomas Edison, Mozart, Van Gogh, Abraham Lincoln, Alexander Graham Bell(inventor), The Wright Brothers(inventors), Benjamin Franklin, Henry Ford, Picasso, and many others.
http://www.twicegifted.net/ld.htm
http://loveadderall.wordpress.com/2007/08/03/famous-people-with-learni ng-disabilities/
September 24th, 2007 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
soundwave, you’ve done it again.
-Dick
September 24th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
I’ve had learning disorder. In fact it was just because the other half of the class was so fucking retarded that teaching became so uninteresting and i didn’t have to learn anything anymore and just live on my knowledge to still get good grades. Then someday it gets you back and you are diagnosed with a learning disorder because you’ve (i’ve) just spent my time drawing time machines while cunts where actually still learning how to spell “pussy cat”. But after a few hours of catching things back up, you’re back on track and you are ready to get bored again…
September 24th, 2007 at 2:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
You are an idiot. Emily Dickinson, and Victoria Holt. Not to mention several others, who do not write on romance…
Not true. See this: http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/34/SAT_by_sex.png
…and this: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article558743.ece
So what? Leonardo da Vinci and Albert Einstein both had a learning disorder. So did Beethoven, Thomas Edison, Mozart, Van Gogh, Abraham Lincoln, Alexander Graham Bell(inventor), The Wright Brothers(inventors), Benjamin Franklin, Henry Ford, Picasso, and many others.
http://www.twicegifted.net/ld.htm
http://loveadderall.wordpress.com/2007/08/03/famous-people-with-learni ng-disabilities/
Correction, soundwave, some of those men didn’t have learning disabilities, they just didn’t get to go to school like more privileged men.
Were, not where, you idiot. If you had been paying attention while they were teaching you how to spell, like those “cunts”, then maybe you wouldn’t have misspelt that.
There is a difference between learning disability, not having the same privilege as others to go to school, and just not paying enough attention in school. Get it right.
You don’t have a learning disability, you are just an idiot.
September 24th, 2007 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
You can’t talk bitch. You make some of the worst spelling mistakes Ever!
So you should get along well with him.
September 24th, 2007 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
:) Necro, you are missing my point. Yes I have made some bad typos, most of the time cuz i type too fast for my sticky keyboard(yes I know, most of you don’t believe me, ah well). And I never said I was the most perfect speller in the world. According to Dick, however, men are perfect beings who spell perfectly.
I was just pointing out that obviously if you can spell were where, then Dick must be wrong. Which, didn’t Dick also say somewhere that men are never wrong? And if they are, they admit it?
Please, Necro, just because I am smarter than you doesn’t mean you need to be jealous and call me an idiot.
September 24th, 2007 at 3:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
I know girls like you. Haha.
Sent one crying to her mommy after causing severe mental damage.
By smart, do you mean exams? Tests?
I call that FUCKING SHITE!!!
Anybody can pass the exams and tests. Just read up stuff and you’ll speed through. Evenvif you have no idea what you’re writing about. That’s not proper testing. Yeah the system is fucked but meh.
And how do you know I’m smarter than you? Do you really think I’ll exert my brain power to talk to some odd person on the internet? Hahahaha
I use it for real life. I’m actually a social chameleon and everybody ends up liking me. Adults, businessmen/businesswoman, teachers.
September 24th, 2007 at 3:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
No, that is false. They did have learning disabilities and some of them DID go to school. Einstein was a slow learner in elementary school and didn’t start talking until he was around 3 or 4 (and neither did the mathematical genius Ramanujan) and Edison and da Vinci both had dyslexia. Einstein, Newton, Bell and Picasso all went to college. The ones who didn’t go to college didn’t go because they DIDN’T WANT TO, not because they couldn’t.
http://www.dyslexiaonline.com/famous/famous.htm
September 24th, 2007 at 4:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43a15a7732fec
As Kristina said, there’s a difference between not paying attention because the class is moving too slow, and having a learning disorder. Boys who are too far ahead of the class often get wrongly diagnosed with ADHD, which sounds like what you’re referring to. Boys have a higher rate of dyslexia (reading disorder), however, and that can’t be blamed on boys being bored and being wrongly diagnosed.
As for the SAT scores, that surprised me (although there was only a 7 pt. difference), but in state testing in elementary school, junior high school, and high school, girls consistently score higher on verbal tests (information obtained from my psychology class, unless my professor taught us incorrectly. And no, he isn’t biased, he points out gender differences in men’s favor when statistics support it).
September 24th, 2007 at 4:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
You were wrong.
-Dick
September 24th, 2007 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 606c4d61f5fea
Can I just point out that his mother was trying to draw attention away from the joy of his birthday onto herself for having given him a gift?
September 24th, 2007 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Also apparantly, Einstein used to daydream in class, and forget where he lived.
September 24th, 2007 at 10:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
Einstein himself said that his slow development helped him in creating his theories:
“The normal adult never thinks about space and time. These are thoughts that he has thought about when he was a child. But since my intellectual development was retarded, as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up. Naturally, I could go deeper into the problem than a child with normal abilities.”
-Albert Einstein
September 25th, 2007 at 3:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Which “privleged men” were these?
Another piece of feminist dishonesty for gullible fools. Girls/women were never refused an education that was being granted to boys/men. Through most of western history the only folk able to gain an education were the children of the landed gentry and those in religious institutions. In fact among the wealthy the girls often got a more extensive education while the boys were stuck in the military.