What peace and tranquility a man can enjoy without an annoying woman round.

Let a woman in your life…..
And your sabatical is through.
She’ll redecorate your home,
from the cellar to the dome,
then go on to the enthralling fun of over-hauling YOU.

Let a woman in your life…..
And you’re up against a wall.
Make a plan and you will find,
She has something else in mind,
And so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all.

You want to talk of Keats or Milton.
She only wants to talk of “love”.
You’ll go to watch a game or concert,
and spend it searching for her GLOVE.

Let a woman in your life.
And you invite eternal strife.

Let them buy their wedding bands,
for their anxious little hands…..

….. I’d be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a woman in my life.

- My Fair Lady.
(Best Picture 1964)

poor thing, now doubt she’s not getting her 12 hours a day.

The only time a double blow-job is sick and twisted to a woman is when she has been excluded. Playing the demure, innocent as the driven snow pop tart has been done and revealed as crap. The myth that ‘women are somehow mysterious’ has been exposed for what it is, a myth. Women are painfully easy to figure out. Their fuckedupness is open for all to see these days.

Gosh, and the bitch hates the Constitution too, weird…. [/sarcasm]

http://www.fdp.dk/act/texas-sleeping.php

@ Risk, damn! You seem to have a very cautious gaydar.

“Math.. er..being in court sure is hard!!”

20 manpoints to Risk for that disturbing observation.

193 manpoints to diamatik for the funny. Sorry man, the Russian judge marked you down. A woman, of course.

-wolfe

The sister to the left looks like a guy.

@ Catherine; I was just making a joke. The situation of a highly improbable connotative mixup arose, and I availed myself of that opportunity to make a funny. Thanks for killing the mood, woman.

The Simpson sisters

diamatik said:

Lisa and Maggie? That’s sick!

Well… one of us here certainly had that thought ;)

Catherine said:

That’s not the first time Denrael has demonstrated his sickness – why bring it up now?

We can’t all be alcoholic histrionic daddyless whores. There’s AA, you know.

simpson sisters

diamatik said:
Lisa and Maggie? That’s sick!

One of us here certainly had that thought ;)

diamatik said:

Lisa and Maggie? That’s sick!

That’s not the first time Denrael has demonstrated his sickness – why bring it up now?

Ralohcs Denrael said:

That illustrator deserves a double blow job from the Simpson sisters.

Lisa and Maggie? That’s sick!

That illustrator deserves a double blow job from the Simpson sisters.

hahahahah.. awesome.