Marriage Is A Business
In 2006, 86 billion dollars was blown on weddings. This number is misleading, however, as it does not include all the bullshit newly married women buy in an effort to wash the stain of ex-girlfriend off of their new husband’s old furniture.
Yes. Women think like that.
The 86 billion dollar Wedding Waste also does not account for all the vacation plans and work days your average wedding fucks with — especially mine. The real dollar figure is probably in the trillions. Remember when Jennifer Aniston shut down the PCH for her wedding? How much did that bitch cost?
Weddings are obviously a business for dress makers, photographers, videographers, caterers, shitty DJ’s, bakers, florists, musicians, priests, Elvis priests, limo drivers, divorce attorneys, and the entire “chick flick” industry, but more importantly, weddings are a business for you: the groom. Whether you like it or not!
Congratulations, gay people of California. Welcome to hell.
When you sign on the dotted line of a marriage license, you’re entering a business contract. Forget the vows. Forget the Chicken Dance. Forget the lame bachelor party that takes place camping instead of at a strip club because the modern groom is too much of a pussy to look at a naked boob — and the modern bride is too fucking stupid and too much of a bitch to realize that paying to see some tits does not count as cheating. Seeing naked tits is not even in the same universe as cheating. If Total Recall had been released in 2008, engaged men wouldn’t be allowed to see it.
When you get married, you are signing a legal contract. That’s what marriage is. It has nothing to do with “romantic gesture” and everything to do with getting claws in your cash. If you don’t think that’s 100% true, try telling your fiancee that you’re fine with embarrassing yourself in front of your 200 closest friends and family by emotionally masturbating with her in some kind of sick, childlike pantomime of sincere affection just to put a smile on her face; you just don’t want to sign a legal document that leverages sex against money.
Because that’s called prostitution.
The thunderclap you’ll hear right after telling her that is the sound of her vagina closing to you forever. Marriage is a business. When you leave the business part out, women don’t consider it marriage. All women are whores, and nothing says that better than the words, “I do”.
Leaving money out of a marriage turns a woman’s vagina from a retirement fund into a coin purse.
Before you cinch the nuptial noose around your nuts, I want you to ask yourself one question:
Do you remember the last time you made a business decision just because you “felt lucky”? Well do you, Punk?
Besides motorcycles, boats, and mortgages that half of America couldn’t afford, men do not make business decisions based on their feelings and, more importantly, they are never encouraged to start. Consult my last three examples. Each of them is a financial black hole and only one of them turns a profit in Man Points.
Boats are money pits; motorcycles sit unused in the garage until I buy them on eBay for a substantially reduced price; and marriage is a subprime meltdown for your personal life.
Marriage is a business and a WSB (Whore Savings Bond) for the shrill bitch your wife will become the second the divorce papers are signed.
Can you imagine if the rest of the business world operated like the business of marriage? Everything would be owned by one big conglomerate because it would be too expensive for companies to stop doing business with one another. Nothing would ever improve because with no competition, GE wouldn’t invent the all-in-one convection oven/microwave. GE would just sit around in a velor jumpsuit watching television all day, imagining ways her kids could be in danger, and approaching a size 16 at 55 miles and hour in the fast lane. Decisions would be made by a faceless entity of compromise that made no one happy and somehow took ten times as long. Everyone would get 50% of everything no matter how impossible that was and how little work everyone else did. And everything would suck because marriage has zero benefits.
You can have children without being married. Trust me.
The entire shit would also be run by divorce lawyers. In the business of marriage, they’re the real winners.
Every time I get drunk, I sign a contract with Jack Daniels that promises the feeling will last forever. It doesn’t. It’s called a hangover. Grow up and deal with it.
50% of the time, marriage doesn’t “work”, it just doesn’t fail. Just because you didn’t crash your car on the way to Vegas doesn’t mean you had a good time. Maybe you stayed in Binions. Maybe you lost your wallet at a blackjack table. Maybe you just sat in the driveway and cried because your wife will never be your 20 year old secretary.
That’s a loss of Man Points.
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I am shutting this site down.
M is for Moms
They can cook kids in ovens
They can drown them in lakes
They can chop off their limbs
They can burn them at stakes
They can smother them
Bleed them
Dismember them all
They stash their sad bodies
In closets, behind walls…
…In suitcases grim, beneath flower beds;
They begged for their lives;
And now they are dead
Their killers? -Their mothers;
Who beat, drown, and hack;
When it comes to child-murder,
The mom is no slack.
But when it comes to the court
And the newsreel we find
That men are the villains;
They think all moms are kind
They little consider
The statistics which tell
That families-sans-fathers
Are our children’s worst hell
So pray for our children
And pray for the State
Which finds women all saintly
And men, reprobate.
Perhaps some day soon
We’ll treat women like men
And not coddle those
Who kill most
Who cause Woe to Men
@JOSH
You may as well give the ring to ANY girl. There are PLENTY of women out there who would LOVE to have a diamond for NOT FUCKING you.
TELL HER THAT TO HER FACE.
TELL HER YOU WOULD RATHER GIVE IT TO STRANGER FOR NOT FUCKING YOU INSTEAD OF HER.
Then DTB (Dump.That.Bitch).
If you can do it on Valentine’s Day – even BETTER.
There is nothing more tremendously satisfying than telling a bitch to “GET OUT” and never come back.
Take the ring from her in a lovely way. Hold her hand look at it. Tell her it looks dingy and desperately needs a polishing (just like your nutsack). Slip it off her finger…….
And you won’t need to “rip her fucking heart out”.
Just show her door.
Smile a knowing smile and tell her to get out. Then slowly close the door in her face like Al Pacino in the Godfather II. That will do permanent internal damage to her, without doing a fucking thing.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Dick:: Award STack manpoints for this comment. Perfection.
Need some advise here guys! I use to be a desent guy, I use to open doors, take em out for dinner, sit on a couch all fucking day holding em. I though I found one that didnt bother me to much, so like a dumbass I gave her a ring. Sex stopped a week later, like both feet on the breaks as hard as she could. Now I hate the idea of sex so much I could fucking puke. She used it to get me to give her a ring, now she thinks she has me by the balls. I havent fucked her in atleast two months, mostly now because I hate her and her gender soooo bad. So here what I need, how do I rip her fucking heart out and throw it in her face, so I can walk out with a smile?
Very simple, plus you will gain a massive attraction as a bonus. Do as follows:
1. knowing the gurl, thing what would make her to take off the ring you gace her, then do it ask her to take off the ring – this is the toughest part.
2. take the ring and put it to your pocket, than start to leave.
3. whan she act suprised, tell her everything the whole truth – how she was planing to rip you off.
4. leave her
(-unless she literraly begs for your forgivness, then make her work hard for the ring – only 10 % probability, this will happen, but might.)
best way=solution is often the easiest.
Damn Josh,you fucked around and gave her a ring. Well at least you’re not married to the bitch, yet. Because believe me it gets worse after you tie the knot as they love to call it. She stopped having sex shortly after sounds like that slut probably has something going on with another guy (typical whore these days).
It would be good if you could somehow get that fucking ring back and return or pawn it. But the the first step is not letting that bitch know you’re upset about it (if you are). Metaphorically speaking, I mean put your poker face and never show your true hand. It’s like that old saying “Never let em see you sweat”. Also, don’t let that that bitch put your sex life on hold. That would make her the winner. If that stupid cunt doesn’t wanna put out, establish yourself a line-up of hoes and try to keep it on the low.
I’ve decided personally not to spend too much time with one bitch. Even when I’m not that busy I will lie and tell them I’m busy by using work, school, or whatever I can conjure up as an alibi (so that I can be freed up to fuck with the next bitch).
Women can’t beat us at any thing, so lying and manipulating is used as a last resort measure.
Which is why we have to switch the game up on them and make it work in our favor at all times. I guess you could pretend like everything is still cool between you two. At least until you can get a hold of that ring or something of hers that is of equal/ similar value. Next time, never grant a bitch’s request, you can promise to do it, and keep fucking the bitch. Have a valid, ready made excuse set in your mind, prior to the bitch asking you about it again.
Josh it’s a must that you start back fucking with her again to even get close to the ring. But, don’t bring the ring up in your conversations, don’t even look at it while you’re talking to her. Treat it as if it’s not there. If she brings it up be like “Yeah well, you know I love ya baby that’s why I bought it” and leave at that.
Let some time pass while you’re fucking with her again, so that she’ll get into a comfort zone thinking everything is cool. Bitches aren’t as smart as they think they are. She CAN be tricked into taking that ring off.
You just have to hatch a plan, you know her better than I do. Even if you use your little sister/cousin to pretend like they want to try it on, after you’ve re-established that comfort zone with her. Even if the bitch is dumb enough to fall the “Let me show this cool trick I learned” routine to get her to take it off. You can do it. Keep ya head up!
Sweet talk that bitch Josh. Tell her how much you love her and miss her. Say whatever is clever to start back fucking with her again, so that you can get to that ring. Gotta go now, Peace and Good Luck, bro.
I was laughing my ass off when I read this part – start back fucking with her again, so that you can get to that ring…
It could be a theme for a comedy with a title like for ex “getting that ring back”.
Ha, Ha, yeah probably would be good for laughs. That just goes to show how slimy these bitches can be,bro.
Is Dick Masterson human? Debate amongst yourselves, you are all lazy, uneducated Red State parasites without real lives to live. LOL
P.S. Do you fuckers ever want to waste yourselves? Save the world some misery and think it over, pricks. LOL Later…..
Everyone here is more human than YOU are, ya stupid cunt.
I find her presence uplifting and amusing. Clearly, her parents were kiddy-fiddlers who abused her. Now, alone and ageing, all she can do is come here to rant at people who could not give a shit. Take it from me, this cunt perfectly represents the Anglo-American female mindset. Freud, Adler and Jung would need ten lifetimes to cure a poisonous fucker like this (and even THEY would struggle).
Yes excellent point. Her presence is one of the most uplifting and amusing validations I’ve ever seen. Beauty may only be skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the bone.
I recently connected with a REALLY pretty girl I went to high school with. We never went out together because she was always into guys who were much older than she.
She’s miserable now and full of self-loathing right down to her core…. while I’ve never been better off.
She asked me “Why do you pigs always run around with younger girls” and then pretended a man should APOLOGIZE for that.
“Remember in school when you were mean to the boys who were interested in you….. when you laughed at them for wanting to dance with you…. when you thought you were too good for all of them…..?? YOU STARTED IT.”
She broke down on the spot.
Excellent.
Taking revenge on a woman is one of life’s supreme pleasures.
It was actually MORE enjoyable than what fucking her at 18 would have been like.
I’m thinking those nasty little kids are going to get in the way of you losers drinking yourselves half-dead and trying to rape the neighbour’s 2 year old daughter…..but hey, if it’s custody you want, go right ahead and take it………LOL
Noone gives a fuck what “you’re thinking”.
You’re not even wanted here.
Now go make yourself useful, wrap your lips around a fat cock and play sperm vacuum. It’s time for your feeding, you whining cow.
Who would trust his cock with that cunt?
…..probably some … how did she put it??
“Fat, greasy, broke, drunk, failure-by-his-mommy” who thinks happiness is a home on wheels.
She thinks every guy is like that already. That’s how she tries to increase her chances at getting sperm.
Poor thing.
Get a life already, liar. :)
Oh, we’re so cut to the quick by the brilliance of your wit… I thought it was Oscar Wilde, there, for a moment.
It’s sad that when your father abused you, he permanently blighted your capacity for orgasm. Now you will never know love, and remain a thing of horror.
I buy my own rings, unlike you lazy, welfare loving slobs, I have a job and make 6 figures.
Yes, continue being jealous, shits…..that’s the one thing in life you are good for. LOL
6 figures? There are cock-sucking whores who make more than that. Aim higher. And even though you have a job, you’re stinky pussy & attitude will never get you laid.
We have choices.
You don’t.
Menarebetterthanyou.
Americans , why don’t you make a petition in witch to ask the government to change what marriage is?????
Marriage should be a contract with the government in witch a man and a woman oblige to raise their kids until 18 years , and nothing else .
No sharing , no nothing , no shared bank accounts , no shared property titles, nothing in common .
And the divorce be a simple procedure , done only by a signature in witch one of the two decides to brake up.
And the custody of the kids be decided on who has more moneys to support the kids.
Why don’t you make a petition like this????
Dick , make an online petition on this !!!
America is the best country to start this , and then Europeans will have a precedent and adopt it also , like prenup contract.
Petitions are a waste of time.
-Dick
You never know , all men want this , so why not give it a try??
Any man who has anything to say that is in the least way detrimental to a woman will get shouted down, protested and voted out of office. It will be ignored.
In case you didn’t know (and since you are a female, I guarantee you didn’t connect the logic) women are the greater voting bloc. There are 7 million more women voters than men and its been that way for over 100 years.
Dicks right, they are a waste of time. Anyway, the number of signatures on the bill is probaly only a fraction of the signatures opposing it. Sorry, but that won’t fly that well with the us government. O and lets not forget about 90% of the American people.
marriage is the same everywhere in this…
A whore selling her pussy for cash and support. Its the biggest form of prostitution which is kept hidden from men by all the romantic BS.
To quote something I once heard:
‘Any form of dating is Legalized prostitution.’
Marriage is just a chance for her to rape your wallets.
To quote something I once heard:
‘Any form of dating is Legalized prostitution.’
Marriage is just a chance for her to rape your wallets.
I think the Titanic is brilliant. One of my favorite movies: A Night To Remember.
Great Ship, Great Tragedy, Great Metaphor.
Only men can make this many waves :-)
Titanic sinked because it had to much dead wight , they should have thrown overboard some of the women.
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Make a petition in witch divorce it’s just a signature and no sharing of anything , and the custody be given to whom has more moneys to support the kids.
English is Kalel’s fourth Language Dick. So he’s pretty spot on with it, but when he gets to typing, some things get thrown in there.
The Titanic sank because it got hit by an iceburg, genius! DURRR. It would of sank anyway,it didn’t matter how much weight was on it. The boat freakin’ broke in half, nothing could of stopped it from sinking. well maybe if the MAN who built it made more life boats, instead of only 40 something, all would of went well. :)
…or if the women weren’t in the way of getting to said lifeboats.
…or the difference between the proper noun Titanic vs. the adjective.
No marriage, no children: no state interference.
No benefit for a man in marriage. Really think about it. Why should a man who has worked hard share his fortune with some whore who he is going to take it all away in the end. Women trap us into marriage.
Because a woman can supply that man with a child, and thus allow the man to continue his genetic lineage. This, in turn, gives the man a reason to work and make money – namely to pass on his wealth and experience to his sons. Marriage used to be a mutually beneficial arrangement, and now that it isn’t beneficial to men, we’re turning away from it. But just because it’s bullshit now, with the women that we have, doesn’t mean the concept is bullshit.
Don’t worry , women will be replaced with far efficient ways to pass on our DNA, and passing on our DNA is the closest to immortality than anything .
We will replace them with robots to raise kids and artificial wombs to build kids , in 20-30 years.
Don’t get married , what ever you do , don’t get married !!!!Marriage is just for gays and lesbians , wait for those robots to be build , MEN already have this technology , only the costs are to big for now .
But computers are doubling in performance every two years, exactly by Moore law , only a breakthrough is needed to incorporate those new technologies into robots.
What we can do , is to encourage new technologies , invest on stock market in electronics companies , and buy robots that are on market today.
So don’t get married , and don’t respect women , just the one you’re with , but after you dump her , don’t respect that one either .
Just fuck as many women you can , no responsabilities in any case , they’ve lost those rights , and those were their only rights to live alongside men .
What is your problem? Get over it, and what do you mean that women have lost their rights? How so? And what rights do you think you have with ideas like that. Robots? Good luck with that.
I will not stop waging psychological warfare against the biologically and intellectually inferior human female, and those male feminists who support her, until every single woman on the surface of the planet is draped in a burkah and forced back into the kitchen at gunpoint.
Right mate, thats crossing a line. I am all for free speech, but you need to zip it.
You’re already dead.. you just don’t know it.
Just becasue you are paranoid doesnt mean they aren’t out to get you!
I’m not opposed to burqa’s, but I’ll be damned if I will let a woman cook for me. We all know the best chefs are men, Wendy aint got nuttin on Ronald.
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Kalel, you suck at writing and you are a woman. Thats bad.
Actually English is Kalel’s fourth language. I’d hazzard that I wouldn’t write so well in Gaeilge.
Um, well it seems cultural and and even biblical to get married. It isn’t realistic or needed. Even to women, they see it very similar. It’s just a matter of personal experience.
You do know the difference between Titanic with a capital letter and titanic without a capital letter, right?
You do know that the Titanic sank, right?
Haha
how do you feel about women voting and the
hiliarious predicament that hilary is in because
we all know she is goin to lose…
email me your response dick!
Well said, Doubt. You are rapidly rising to be the most titanic thinker on this forum.
As for women – kill the entitled Anglo-cunts!
They had a petition of youtube about ending women’s sufferage. Women signed not because they knew what it was, but because it sounded bad for women. Yeah, that’s a GREAT way to appriciate rights.
If they’re too pussy to fight and die, why should they have a say in our government?
The funny thing about the equal rights amendment? Feminists were worried that it would get them drafted. Yeah, manholes are stupid and shallow. Leave it to them to pretend their shallow little fluctuations actually have some significance to the world.