Why Men Aren’t “Romantic”
Men aren’t romantic for the same reason we didn’t invent a sport called “Drop Rocks in a Hole.”
What’s going to happen next? Is the rock going to fall in the hole? Holy shit! Who wins?
No one. It’s just like listening to a woman. Everyone loses.
To women, “romance” is a heavily regulated choreograph of candles and shiny trinkets. Romance is flowers on Valentine’s Day. It’s remembering her favorite song after she’s told you twenty times and also put it as her ringtone. Romance is serving her a half-assed birthday breakfast in bed, or otherwise walking, not running, through a gauntlet of figurative cones like a dog for no discernible purpose other than to say you did it — and that you did it for her.
Romance means giving a woman things of no worth just so she’ll put out. Diamonds aren’t worth shit. Neither are flowers. An explanation of how Anti-lock Brake Systems work is worth something. A lesson on how maps work, no matter how condescending it is, is worth something. No woman on Earth will put out for either of those.
Men devised algebra and calculus to explain where we are in the cosmos. We discovered fire and nuclear power. We put a man on the moon. Putting fifty dollars on the charge card and running a bath does not rank in the universe of interesting things to do with our time.
If it’s so easy, why aren’t men more romantic? Like usual, the problem lies with women.
Women are simple creatures. To them, flowers showing up on the same day every year is a complicated fucking marvel like a comet would be to a primitive monkey-man. Put yourself in the place of a woman for a moment. None of them know how to call a plumber or a Pizza Hut, so they have no idea where the flowers came from. And fuck getting a job or having any money. Women have two settings when it comes to doing anything in their lives. Either it’s impossible, or it’s something she’s doing already.
That’s why women bitch instead of educating themselves or getting job skills for when their nagged-to-death husband dumps their fat ass. If she’s not already doing it, then it’s impossible.
Men aren’t “romantic” because being romantic means insulting the women we love. I wouldn’t feed my dog the same treat at the same time every day of it’s life. At best, that’s insulting to my dog’s intelligence, and at worst that’s a sick kind of emotional manipulation akin to Chinese water torture. That’s what women want though: flowers, candy, and attention in ways that are so predictable and contrived, they belong in a psychology experiment.
Our ladies deserve better than that. And since they can’t muster up any self-respect on their own, we men have to do it for them.
I’m a man. I’ll slay a dragon to get laid. But if the next dragon doesn’t have a Rubik’s cube for a face or something to assemble on it’s back, it can go fuck itself. Doing the same shit over and over again is tedious. Romance is coloring between the lines with invisible crayons.
And don’t tell me that laundry, cooking, and cleaning are tedious, like a she-octopus shooting mouth-ink all over the place in desperation. Women love all three of those things. Haven’t you seen how happy they look in the commercials?
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This article is quite offensive. If made me angry just reading it!
You’re either sending out wrong signals or you are purposely offensive!
Alexandra, your post is quite offensive. If made me angry just reading it!
You’re either illiterate or you are purposely offensive!
Perhaps both…
LOL, Total KO, pig is down.
Hey, check out the pig’s website… a totally entitled, ugly, self-absorbed American cunt.
You know what, forget EVERYTHING I said.
“Haven’t you seen how happy they look in the commercials?”
^ This statement obviously proves that this whole site is satire. You’re just a troll.
Carry on. :)
you:: Can I suggest you come down from what ever you’re on, then come back and make some sense. You have balls? I seriously doubt that.
Actually, diamonds dare special because they are quite rare, hard, and have a refractive index of 2.418 (at 500 nm).
They aren’t for romance; they’re for science.
I am very sorry about my typo.
*are, not dare.
And before you go “ZOMGZ!!! STUPID WIMMINZ U MADEZ A MISTAKEZ!”
No. I have balls.
you really have the nerve to say that all girls are stupid…. i think that you are one sad ass excuse of a man… men like you never get laid…unless you drug someone ass hole if i ever meet you in person! fuck you! i hate all three of thoughs thing!!!
Fellas: fu is clearly NOT one of the stupid ones right? Go plan your future divorce fu, that’s the only way you’re likely to make any money, apart from the obvious.
Captain! The scanners are registering a ‘female life form’!
@gwen: Just like a woman, you have just a tiny bit of information and think you can draw tangible conclusions from it.
“It’s” is correct in the form he was using it, you fucking retard.
No, “it’s” was not correct in his sentence.
““I wouldn’t feed my dog the same treat at the same time every day of it’s life.” He said.
“I would not feed my dog the same treat at the same time every day of it is life.” This is what he just said.
For your sake, I hope this is a satrical outlook on romance.
A few points on this article, though – because I’m female and just can’t “shut the fuck up.”
1) See; “I wouldn’t feed my dog the same treat at the same time every day of it’s life.”
“It’s” is not the same, as “its”. “It’s” is the contraction for “it is”, and as such that sentence is rather redundant.
If you are planning on representing the male population, and align yourself with the greats who mastered algebra, and placed man on the moon, then at least be grammatically correct. It just makes us “simple minded” women laugh, scoffing at how pathetic you are.
2) While your gross stereotypical portrayal of women disgusts me, it’s not nearly as much as your enforcement of the typical male. You assume that females are only interested in romance, when I have know many men (and dated some) who are more interested in romance than myself.
3) Laundry, cooking, and cleaning can be quite entertaining. Not as entertaining as pulling a Lorena Bobbit. That’s always put a smile on my face.
That is my input, and perhaps if you could actually date a real woman, you would find how terribly mistaken you are.
• 1) “It’s” is not the same, as “its”. “It’s” is the contraction for “it is”, and as such that sentence is rather redundant.
Its redundant to pretend that man needs to watch his spelling and apostrophes when you understood him perfectly… especially on a website where women are forbidden from reading and not invited to comment.
When will women stop behaving as if men should be somehow interested in their approval? Or that men should make changes to appease them??
• 2) You assume that females are only interested in romance, when I have know many men (and dated some) who are more interested in romance than myself.
They only PRETEND to be interested in bullshit, useless romantic gestures and telling you all kinds of crap you PREFER to hear than whats on this website… because it’s the fastest way to make you start gushing.
That’s why women are not allowed here.
We KNOW what you would RATHER hear.
But were not trying to get a blowjob here.
• 3) Not as entertaining as pulling a Lorena Bobbit. That’s always put a smile on my face.
Imagine if men were that sick in the head that we would be “AMUSED” if women had their vaginas and breasts sliced up and cut off.
Imagine what the world would be like if men reacted violently whenever a woman SAID, THOUGHT or DID something we didn’t like.
Men are CLEARLY better than women.
No mistake about it.
Watcher=loser with a tiny dick! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! http://www.maleenhancement.org/ Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants
‘This site SUCKS bigtime and as your name states,DICK,WOW are you ever a BIG ONE!! You need HELP and good luck even getting any woman with that attitude,maybe that’s why you’re so FUCKING BITTER towards women,probably still a virgin.’
Women, you might just aswell post this at the top of every page. Are you all incapable of thinking anything else? No wonder we think you’re all retarded on some level, even the ‘intelligent’ among you.
Your insinuations disgust me. Are you incapable of seeing women as what we are – your equal?
use: I think you just got yourself to the top of the gagging and paddling list.
holy shit that dude’s talking philosophy and he can’t even spell “women” HAHA
shut your fucking flapping beef curtains you goddamn menstral whores! Leave and never return. Go back on the fucking corner where you belong!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No thanks, dear. I like ‘em a lot skinnier.
Shaming tacticsÉ
Shaming tactics??
This is a website by men for other men.
NOT FOR YOU.
What does a woman expect for being here….
A FUCKING WARM WELCOME.
Go fuck yourself and die.
gw: Still here I see. It’s not shaming tactics when used against omen, we are ashamed , of you.
oh look typo on women, some of our religious brothers might think I was actually right though.
This site SUCKS bigtime and as your name states,DICK,WOW are you ever a BIG ONE!! You need HELP and good luck even getting any woman with that attitude,maybe that’s why you’re so FUCKING BITTER towards women,probably still a virgin.
Why men are not romantic??? as they used to …
Some time ago before feminism, women used flirting like one uses a spice to a soup.
Then they concentrated on flirting only.
Then they modified flirting, so they don’t even know how to flirt as flirting transformed into pure stupidity.
And now stupid women want men to be romanic and ask them why arn’t they.
And they don’t even have the brain power to comprehend the answer, in many cases.
And then some where along the line, men became more stupid
and didn’t know how to deal with the women’s revolution. They didn;t know how to iron their shirts, or cook a meal, or make a bed and all the other domestic duties. They became lost. They gave up on women because they didn’t know how to be around one. So they decided to turn to homosexuality; it’s familiar territory. You can still maintain your masculinity, but learn more about women. We are equal human beings but in a different way….
That’s dumbest shit you’ve posted since being on here. All of those things you named(ironing, cooking,making a bed,etc.) I know how to do myself and I’m not gay. Same for the rest of us on this site. We don’t need bitches for household duties anymore, just for sex that’s it. Oh, and sorry to burst your bubble women aren’t equal to men, because Men Are Better Than Women.
Give your bantering mouth a rest. If women are only good for sex and you want and do your own domestic chores, then why the hell are you so angry…….just go out and get your sex and shut up. What else do you want?
Yeah, I knew I could make you shut up.
….blah blah blah….
Usemenonly……………why don’t you make yourself useful for men by playing the role of sperm vacuum instead of mouthing shit all over this site??…….
Go………make yourself busy,useful & productive for mankind……………..start your day by sucking on a big fat cock till the cum starts coming out……………….suck as many cocks as possible in a day.
You will earn a round of applause & bonus man points from the guys on this site
And do what you do in your spare time? No thanks..
Ya-ya!
I am a woman and I appreciate what you are saying. Gestures such as flowers and chocolates are meaningless. But to show you care for someone, whether its taking the day off work to look after them if theyre unwell, or just saying those three little words: that is romantic and theres nothing wrong with that. Furthermore, women arent as useless as you seem to suggest. Why wasnt the first person to land on the moon a woman? Why didnt women invent all the things you have just suggested? Because women were not given the oppertunity then. Equal oppertunities in education and work have been around for less than a century. Women have in the past century invented radiotherapy, bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers to give a few examples. I know I may sound like a feminist, but you shouldnt talk about such things unless you have got your facts right.
Men are superior:
http://christianparty.net/menare.htm
Gemma
we men know that women literally use sex for everything. If that won’t end women won’t even have a reason to achieve anything and no movement will help them.
as a woman i have had every man use me for my money–and he has used sex against me to get my money, same as ALL my girlfriends. i would like to meet some of these men who want sex–and no it isn’t cuz i am some sort of a skank or rotten in bed or have the stink of a thousand corpses. as one man told me–i look like scarlett johansson, have more money than any man he knew and I think like a man. i do all my household chores (including mowing the lawn) heck, I even swapped out a broken toilet in one of my houses. He called me a “rocking hot man” –he said it didn’t intimidate him per se that i was who i was– but it did make him feel useless. which i guess if i met a man who could cook better than me and walked around bitching all the time (oh wait that is what happens to men i date, THEY become the woman) i would leave too. I am a rarity. you can’t trample my femininity (ILOVEBEINGAGIRL!!!) AND quite honestly–I am more of a “man” than any man I have ever met. Sometimes that is what happens when you have a 132 IQ. Men don’t like that shit in a woman. I say “who cares” I only want men around for sex anyway but when their masculinity gets compromised by me–they want to do stupid shit like “cuddle” after sex. “Get the fuck out” –I don’t need you stinking up my sheets. I put a towel down cuz I didn’t want a wet spot on my bed to contend with…that should have been a clue there buddy!
Alright first, taking a day off from work to demonstrate caring is EXACTLY the kind of thinking we expect from women. WORKING demonstrates caring. WORKING is what pays for their medicine. WORKING is what pays for their food. WORKING is what pays for their warm roof. Without these things they’d be out in the cold, starving, getting sicker.
Now your list of things invented by women WRONG. Jesus fucking christ you women google “women inventors” and you believe the first feminist propaganda site that pops up. NO women did NOT invent ANY of those things. SOME women ADDED TINY bits to a FEW of those.
How do I KNOW you googled? Because EVERY FUCKING TIME some woman gives a list of the “INVENTIONS” of women, it is the SAME ERRONEOUS LIST.
Gestures such as flowers and chocolate are meaningless but SAYING those three little words are romantic? How about SHOWING love.
Watch this:
I fly to the moon.
Except that I DON’T so the words MEAN NOTHING. Now this.
I love you.
Except that I DON’T. How do you KNOW I don’t? Because I don’t SHOW IT. LOVE is about ACTION.
Wake up, then, fuck off this website.
Well theres no need to talk to me like im a piece of dirt. Sorry if I offended you. I think you are wrong though. Not all women are interested in how much money a man has. Why do you think im getting myself a degree? Because I want to get my own job and earn my own money. I dont think its fair that you group all women into the same category (obsessed with money, using sex as a tool etc). Often, when I am out with my friends in a bar, I get some dirty man grinding up to me. Then, if I do dance with them, they will ask me to come back to their place, which I will refuse, because quite frankly I am not interested.
Maybe I got the inventions wrong (which I doubt, as I got them from a reliable source and NOT google!) – so what!? I think most of your opinions are useless and clearly cannot be backed up by decent evidence.
I think its a shame that you have such a strong opinion about romance. Some of the greatest writers of romantic literature, love poetry and lovesongs have been men. You are right that showing love and expressing love is by far more important than saying ‘I love you’, but its clear to me that you have never been in love. When you love someone, you cant help but tell them because they mean the world to you. I guess you are going to look at this comment and think its bullshit, that men dont mean it when they say that. Whatever. You make it sound so lame. Well, I feel sorry for you then.
Gemma,
Don’t worry all men are not like this. These fellas are the minority. They are sad, pathetic, ignorant cowards. They have no idea what life is really about and they probably never will. They have no sense of responsibility or self worth otherwise they would not be saying these things. They are puppets to Dick and prisoners of their own private hell. No amount of educating them will work. I feel sorry for them as well because they are missing out on a lot of great things in life all due to chauvinism.
Gemma, how can you feel sorry for us when you’re clearly tresspassing on this website, instead of doing something you usually do, like grinding said dirty men. Incase you didn’t know, the requirement for this website is a penis. Either grow one or fuck off.
What’s with women’s obsession with hearing those three damned words from men all the time? If they do, they’ll say it themselves, or do something to show it. I told my mother that I loved her once. If that ever changes, I’ll tell her that too.
How can you possibly feel sorry for him when he retorted with such class, and made you look like an idiot? Just because someone beats you doesn’t mean you start whining. He doesn’t make romance sound lame, he’s just saying it as it is. Truth is bitter sometimes. And why fucking take a day off for someone who’s sick? I never let my parents stay home to take care of me when I got severe asthamatic attacks. Some were actually life threatening. And that was back when I was 10, almost a decade ago.
What, you didn’t google it? Maybe you searched it on Yahoo, and think that you’re smart and sneaky. You’re none. Just a bitch. Whatever your source, the main source is again these feminist websites. If you have any decency, then you won’t return to this website and write down every word a man says to you.
Wellsaid, you seem to be suggesting that our views should be neglected and are wrong because we are a minority. In fact you are. And then you’re calling US uneducated? All of Dick’s arguments are valid and fact-based, unlike yours. You can’t punctuate, so I’ll assume you’re a woman, most probably Gemma herself. I can imagine you high-fiveing yourself, thinking you won an argument whereas you just made a fool of yourself. YET AGAIN.
what an ass you are… very sexist u dumbfuck
Ha, like the way we look in commercials actally means shit. Many women have real jobs and some make more money then their husbands, and no, this job isn’t prostitution. Maybe you should get a bit more educated about women in todays world.
Women are racists.
So are you pre-pubescent or something?
GTFO and STFU, or vice-versa.
If you can’t do those, then go maek sammich naow!!!
No. But you’re obviously just another of the many whimmin who cum all over this site with your CDD (Common Delusional Disorder).
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
Ever notice how whimmin are obsessed with teenagers and toddlers? If you try to shine a charitable light into the darkness that they call an intellect, they either accuse you of being a perverted teenager or a child rapist. While the former is just silly and foolish, like whimmin in general, the latter is absolutely disgusting.
And all whimmin are just one tourette-induced tick of saying something vulgar like this. This is why whimmin need to be kept out of the public arena once they’ve served their purpose and reproduced. They are designed to serve. Their minds are meant to carry out simple instructions, not philosophical analysis.
Just because your girlfriend can open a beer does not mean she is qualified to expound on the The Ethics. If whimmin were properly taught this early on, we wouldn’t have all this confusion.
What a shame.
Ever notice how none of the men on this website have any brains.