Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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Yeah fucking hell man. Afer these things, men should be worshipping us for this site. Not to sound egotistic, but there you go.
Bloody hell. Didn’t follow the links in your post first time round. I did now.
Both of them… Just nauseating. Words fail me.
But the second. Sheer stupefaction. It’s times like this that make one long for those simpler times long gone when burning godawful cunts like that at the stake was still kosher.
That article is complete bullshit(the one in the link, not Dick’s one). 100 percent. This is why feminists are dangerous, and why women are too. What if the girl decides to force it on a boy? Emotional scarring is an issue? It will get fucking worse if that happens.
oh god you are a champ! i want to take you guys out hunting and get drunk and sing sea shanties and tear up the tittybar (the only justifiable place a woman should be). heres a tip. if you like a more subtle and honest way that women are fucking up our lives read Garrison Keilors BOOK OF GUYS. its so fucking true it churned me up.
Pure poetry. I’m gonna steal that phrase from you.
Indeed tim.
Space is the last frontier and the savior of men.
Women have no business there and “social engineering” homosexual politicians are holding us back.
oh but fuck all the comments from the lefty shites at the bottom “crimes of passion” my ass. that woman is just plain dumb. i saw a couple others while i was on my hunt for material. here is proof that the opposite sex and the church are in league when it comes to debasing and undermining our existance.
http://www.womanthouartgod.com/
this shit makes me furious. “WOMAN THOU ARE GOD”? THE SHEER ARROGANCE!!!
THIS IS WHY I DESPISE MODERN FEMINISM TO THE CORE!
here is another fricking idiot.
http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/05/17/strap-on-dildos-vs-teenage-pregnan cy/
OMFG GO TO HELL. what a fucking yuppy. this is sheer madness. “we don’t want anyone to get pregnant so lets go and make heterosexual MEN endure homosexual intercourse” ? this is beyond belief!
why don’t you jsut say “we don’t want potential lesbians getting pregnant so all you guys can turn gay! that should fix it! And FINALLY us homosexuals can get the recognition that we crave, rule for a decade and wait for the rest of the human race to die out!”
to think someone even considered this. no doubt she’s from san fran or a lieftover flower child. to have ideas like that, is just…i mean it makes me want to laugh at how propostorous and blind she must be.
the sheer stupidity
this woman wants to corrupt our next generation of men. boys are being forced to assimilate into a more and more female dominated society. women are fucking up life pretty thoroughly as far as i can tell and i’m sure that somewhere along the road to our imminent doom there will be direct influence from women. go to hell feminism. you’ll pay in time…oh yes you will!
oh check this out. this is precious
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/02/06/an-astronauts-alleged-crim es-of-passion/
this is a prime example of illogical and stupid behaviour from a woman.
i can’t believe nasa even considered sending this walking liability into space.
go to hell Lisa Nowak and stay there. I’d like to see any woman try and defend this bitch.
ok women in space has nothing to do with fatalities or space ships blowing up. that is illogical and what we need on this site more than ever is logic, not just “women are bitches”,”women are ugly whores” etc etc…. I just personally feel that space is the Male frontier. i don’t want the romanticism and dreams i have built up around spaceflight and the universe ruined by the reality of a bitching snide woman taking my dreams away from me. iis it any wonder why christopher columbas wanted to fuck off over the seas? is it any wonder why thousands of men travelled the world and invaded other countries. is it any wonder why we want to fuck off into the stars at the drop of a hat?
women are the problem. sure women can be logical. hell i’d even say fun at times. there are two german exchange student i had over at my house yesterday with my friend paul. i made them a barbeque dinner and they were polite and funny and interesting and allround awesome girls. BUT women don’t belong in space
fellas, take a look right now at your ideas of space. maybe you’re exploring a new world conducting fascinating experiments and discovering new and exciting secrets of the universe, life and existance. then have a look around in your little dream…do you see any women sitting around drinking wine and complaining about rights? do you see women installing political ideas on these paradises we’ve found and ruining them forever.
i have a problem. i feel trapped in modern day society. i can’t explore the unexplored. i can’t travel through asia or africa or the middleast because i would probably die around 30 times overo n my trip. i can’t even sail away because i have to pay taxes and tributes and obey the “laws of the sea”.
we, as a species, trap ourselves. and i think my goal is to excape that. expand from every facet of cultural oppression we’ve ever encountered before. space has no limits. earth does and thats why we’ve made civilisations and handicapped ourselves for so long. space IS the final frontier and by god there should be no feminist, nazi fascist lesbians to tie me down and stop me from fulfilling my goal of a fulfilling and real life.
Women should not be allowed space primarily due to thier open, leaky, bloody, yeasty vaginas. Do you have any idea what vaginal fluids can do to the sensitive high-tech manventions aboard a spacecraft!? Is it any coincidence that we had not lost any astronauts during a spaceflight until women were allowed to be crewmembers? Women should focus primarily on exploring the kitchen, and my erogenous zones.
you can shoot them at the moon tho
There have been other shuttles that have ferried ladies to orbit besides the unfortunate Challenger and Columbia. Many a times. All more or less successful missions, but all crowning achievements through 0 fatalities.
I think it’s unfair to pin this one on the ladies (though I might have done so myself, I certainly don’t honestly believe it). Just as unfair as it would be for Virgil Grissom, Edward White, and Roger Chaffee to catch any flak for the Apollo 1 tragedy that snuffed them out so horribly.
Especially since both Challenger and Columbia had their root cause in malfunctioning on the part of the launch auxiliary platform (the twin booster and main tank) during the launch phase of the mission. Not some fault on the part of any of the flight crew, especially since the launch is almost entirely automated(? ~Z~ might prove insightful).
- Paul Oakenfold . New Born (Paul Oakenfold Mix)
Good observation there, Zach!
the two space ships*
I really need to spell check.
Well, history shows that women should not go to space. I mean, the thw space ship that had women on them exploded. Perhaps there was a tampon lodged in the engine O.o
gah, women can’t do sh|t except fuck up the world. well most women can’t do , but i still believe that a rare species of women do exist that are still sane and are worth calling a ‘women’ , the rest i call em sluts and bitches and whores and my one magic word, ‘Retard’ .
In that case, Every Woman is a Cheating Whore.
-Dick
It’s the slut aspect I disagree with. I reluctantly agree she’s intellectually lazy. Would that she weren’t.
-wolfe
I did not know estrogen pervades through tcp/ip networks. Apparently, there medium, no matter how scantily material, it can’t diffuse through.
You touched my soul, my very being…
- atb - humanity
It’s a good thing you are a lawyer and not a personality theorist.