Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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Shut the fuck up. He doesn’t have to do jackshit.
well get the fuck out of our country fag
son - o suns.
can’t really say. i’m in Australia so i’m a little out of the loop.
exactly. That was back when the world(not just the US) was still sorting itself out. These days its less the SOCIAL aspects of society that we’re trying to straighten out, but the more beauracratic, red-tape, P.C bullshit that these “people” thrive on. I’d like to say “women” instead of people, but i’m probably liable to be sued from offshore by some stupid foreign law or another loop hole these opportunists use. All we can say is “Oh women suck muff through bloody panties” and shit ourselves laughing. Fair enough. But i think its time we got physical. Lets do something proactive. Graffiti, for one? Letters to newspapers pulling apart obviously biased articles? Rallies?
No. Our problems with womenfolk have been going on for quite some time now and do you know what handicaps us from gaining recognition as human beings and not just fucking “dumb-ass men”? The very fact that we are men.
its not in our nature to bitch and whine. we don’t complain and we definitely don’t take action without a shitload of thought behind it. i just want to save our fucking gender guys. we’re dying out. face it. but then again theres nothing we can do about it because we won’t defend ourselves. We could if we tried, but we won’t
I’m pretty troubled right now. These ideas are scaring me( not that much though, as i have a penis).
I FOR ONE DON’T WANT TO LOOK BACK AND REALISE THAT I AM THE ONLY REAL MAN LEFT ON PLANET EARTH. Lets gain some ground guys.
And also being a leftwinger back then meant you were anti-slavery and pro income tax, not a man hating socialist bulldyke.
Overpoplulation is good for leftwingers because it leads to the cultureless, lowest common denominator scum society that gets them elected.
Did women ever get elected or even have power when the population was smaller in the US?
haha perfect. well i’m thinking hilary clinton as one. i don’t like the idea of her being in control. we’re fucked gents. come to grips with it. pretty soon they’ll be cutting of our dicks as an overpopulation solution. jesus..whata scary thought. back on topic. anyone else got another reason why we should make sure women don’t set foot on another bit of rock until they can grow the fuck up? i can think of a couple.
Me too. The only time I want to have politics shoved in my face is if I can use it to my own needs.
Well she works with Bush and that would help her income.
At least Rice isn’t a liberal wacko like the most women here.
Maybe they paid her well to switch parties in hopes of gaining black support and I don’t think it has worked. Most blacks see conservative blacks as uncle Toms and I supppose that would make her a QueenB.
I hate politcs.
Well Condoleezza rice, I’ve heard shes one of the richest american women. So how did that happen?
Sir Necro the Swordsman, please let us not forget Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.
And 2 words to describe America
Condoleezza Rice
That is politics fault.
I have two words to describe the French:
Segolene Royal
Oh hey now, I’m part French so lay off them. We hate the feminists just like everyone else.
Michael Moore seems too young to be a boomer, but I’m not sure what other group this “gimmie” reject could belong too.
He thinks America is evil because 1500 calories of grease and sugar don’t make him look like an underwear model. No FUCKING shit.
How did Mensnewsdaily end up with such a lunatic writer?
Is this the only site in the world that will call a woman out when she her brain farts go to the masses?
coincidence that michael moore didn’t do “supersize me”? i think not. he’s a fatty and i would beat the shit out of the little pig if he even talked to me.
Michael Moore is an obese fuck who has passion absent of power, signifying nothing.
He’s just a typical cuckold who’s clinically obese ass would be thrilled to betray his country and gender to appeal to the young whore demographic.
If the Administration actually could stage 9/11, they’re still better than Michael Moore.
sorry, “get away WITH this”. typo