Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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AMEN MY BROT-ok getting a bit radical like feminists(:P). But very very true.
well no details? conveniant having access to the internet isn’t it?
You get to find every single peice of information there is and more. And you didn;t even doa good job of it either.
i’m pretty sure someone could trace your ip and find out if you were in AU too. So bj, are you labour, liberal, green, family first or whatever the fuck else parties there are?
You are a mangina. why do you love women so much. they manipulate and fuck you over to such a degree that you don’t even realise it. WAKE UP TO YOUR SELF BJ! for fucks sake bronwyn.
Didn’t even take you, like, a week…
Oh and Broomes in WA
Kevin Rudd was in trouble for goiong to a meeting with the ex-premier of WA, and members of parliament arent supposed to talk to him, and the winner of the hottest 100 was one crowded hour by augie march. As for the sylvester stallone thing, i have no idea because i dont waste my time with that sort of shit.
I know but he follows the bible to the letter so he wouldn’t be with me if I was gay. And the bible is a book which can be taken many ways.
Oops
*performed miracles
*Osiris, not Osisris
The bible also says that Jesus was a real man, even though he is a blatent re-hash of Tammuz of Babylon, Horus and Osisris of Egypt, Mithra of Persia, Attis of Phrygia, Dionysus of Greece and a whole stream of other pagan deities (Sun gods).
Every single one was supposedly born of a virgin, on dec 25th, some supposedly walked on water, others turned water into wine, cured miracles etc etc.
Let’s try to not take the “good book” too literally, eh?
The bible says gay people are bad. It’s not your friend’s interpretation.
Well i guess that was a stupid question. Heres a better one. Where are the Grampiens?
Oh, whats this?
My mansense is telling me you don’t know?
I’m also detecting (over the internet as well you stinky bitch) the distinctly rank smell of rotting fish and dryed blood. Go hose yourself down sally. 55 is not an age where a woman is supposed to get excited.
Point should be well taken there.
I live in the US and I know they found HGH on Stallone.
Bad question. Women care about celebrity news more than their children.
Hey, I have a black christian friend who thinks the bible says gay people are bad. Think he would be with me if I was gay?
And if I was gay, WAS, why are yo using it as an insuly? I weep for the fact you’re from the same country as Steve Irwin.
Looks like its taking you a while bj?…i betyou’re one of those exulted brethren fucks from tasmania. you haven’t seen the sun for weeks have you, you inbred shit.
Bj. you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. IF you’re australian, what has kevin rudd gotten himself in hot water for?
actually, what was triplej’s hottest 100 winner this year?
even more cryptic, what did sly stallone get caught with and how much is he being fined?
where is launceston in australia and exactly where on the map is broome?
and you do realise i’m and australian you stupid, stupid bitch. Wake up to yourself…at what stage are you going to realise we’re fuckedd. and its YOUR FAULT. you’re as mindless as a Snake that eats its young. Fucking mindless.
by expploiting differences you’re bassically fucking up your own argument ( which is…i just assumed that you had something….no?…can’t say i’m surprised>)
FUCK RIGHT OFF.
I’m an Australian and us Australians don’t want pansy little yankee poofs in our country. SO FUCK OFF!
I’m amazed at how gay you are.
well heres a response to you you fucking whore. Maybe you’re too busy straigteneing your hair, coming to terms with how many babies you’ve aborted or inserting another tampon up your jaxie - but if i am not mistaken - the internet is not a fucking country….NEED I SAY MORE. how about you start defending your arguments with observations instead of blind emotions….you stupid stupid stupid little girl. go punch your self in the face.
I’m amazed at how fluently I can change my attitude.
Get the fuck out of our site whore.