Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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Dick for president. Keep preaching the truth.
Men believe the earth is flat.
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-age-of-earth.html
so did women dipshit.
women believe they are worth something.
strange how people believe such ridiculous things sometimes…
Dude, I just realized…the title of this blog is a knock off of Star Trek! HOLY SHIT I LOVE STAR TREK!!!!!!!! <3333333
LMAO idk I’m bored.
Gah, posted twice. Whutevah.
Dude, I just realized…the title of this blog is a knock off of Star Trek! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE STAR TREK!!!!!!! <333333
LMAO idk I’m bored.
So…like…what about the women who are microbiologists? They are pretty good at technology. As well as my own wife, who is a computer forensic scientist.
Leave this site you vagina. Just because a forensics lab has to hire females because of this “equal opportunity” bullshit doesn’t mean she does a better job than a man would in her place. Now know yours….and never come back.
Every single woman on the surface of the planet deserves to have a vial of sulfuric acid thrown in her face.
Even the women who wear burkhas?
Piss off, you frigid cunt. Fuck all women.
I sincerely hope you are raped one day soon, Commander Scott. Maybe then you’ll understand what it’s like to be abused and opressed.
You’re so great at making stupid assumptions about people you don’t know, it hurts.
I’m so great at making stupid comments about people who make stupid assumtions about people they don’t know, it feels damn good.
Daaaamn, so HARSH! What is with all these sad, sad, lonely men wishing that women would just “go away”?!
Well, my friend, I hope you find peace with yourself and others soon =)
All women are sex slaves who have been designed by nature to serve and be obedient.
Thats me
We know you are, sweetie.
if they didn’t have a pussy there would be a bounty on all their heads
Actually, if women didn’t have ‘pussies’, and I assume you mean the female reproductive organs, then humans wouldn’t exist. So no, there wouldn’t be bounties on their heads. Because they wouldn’t exist. Why are men so stupid?
Women smell like human feces.
Have you tried spraying them with Chanel 5 perfume?
A woman sprayed with perfume is like a gold ring in a pig’s snout. You can’t change what is already repulsive by nature.
proverbs 11:22, but it specifies that only for women who lack discretion. Dick would probably argue that that encompasses all of them.
This is why men are shit. Men have only ever been to the fucking moon. Do you realize this universe is 180+ Billion light years wide? These men cock suckers are unable to go anywhere in it (to look for sexier versions of women to fuck). All they are capable of is staying glued firmly to this rock planet Earth and wiz around like headless chickens looking for something to fuck and ever more increasingly new dull ways to collect more and more pointless paper pictures they have been conned into believing are of worth in order to generate more and more opportunities to fuck. Where’s my fucking time machine you arse holes? I wish to attend a Roman Orgy and inspect Caligula’s cock with the inside of my mouth.
Why can’t these hapless men arseholes travel into outer space and bring back men who can satisfy us by giving us 6 week tantric orgasms? Why haven’t these men arseholes developed the perpetual bliss pill yet? And why have we to wait years and years in order to make things invisible by bending light? What the fuck are you mindless arsehole men thinking about? I want my invisibility now.
Where’s the cure for cancer and the guaranteed group orgasm of infinity after death grand theory of everything? And what the fuck happened before the big bang? And who started all this bullshit? And another thing, this GOD Character couldn’t have created Man in his own image, because (amor est vitae essential) he would have been a fucking man. God created Woman to give men something to fuck all day, life would be so bloody dull without fucking. That said I do love men and my ideal Man would have Bill Gate’s Money, A Black guys thick 12 Incher, Peter North’s cum shots, ………you know the drill……and Dick, go and fall in love with a woman for fucks sake you just might find the sex is 99 trillion times better, you know you’re fucking her because she’s drop dead fucking gorgeous and has the mental toolkit to make your cock throb 24/7.
Jump to it Dick you fucking slacker, LOVE YOU!
I don’t believe you know what “tantric orgasms” are. Enjoy your vibrator.
I will not bother commenting on anything else you said because it made absolutely no sense.
You didn’t understand you mean? :)
No he means it made as much sense as a fish with a bike.
Can either of you apparent pinheaded redneck keyboard Jockey BOZOS ever make sense of anything? If you have such a hard time fathoming a simple block of text, how do you cope with riding your skateboards? This is a Forum for MEN not tadpoles. Why don’t you crawl back under the sub human rock from whence yee came and reconceptualise your none argument you low fore headed arseholes, I suppose anything outside the realms of hearing “large fries to take!” is a complete enigma to the pair of you. The reason why women are not warmly greeted on this site is that they expose cavemen dweebs like you two for the imbecile arseholes you are.
Happy wanking.
well i didn’t understand a word of the top one either… so i’m guessing its not the boys that are at fault here… its you… you probably don’t even know what your writing yourself. You just thought it would sound good… am i getting close?
Even though men haven’t achieved everything there is to achieve in the universe, we’ve done a hell of a lot more than women have.
“Maybe women hate to have sex with you because women don’t like to have sex with ugly cunts.”
Heh wow you got a full 5 mins into your rant before resorting to personal attacks, well done.
“I want to see your chauvanists world, what do you want it to be like ? Women only as sex slaves, treated as sex dolls, as items”
I want too see it too my dear, with all my heart.
Scientific note: (You’ll notice the native “bitch” now reverts to her more natural bitch ranting; losing what little she had of sense.)
Example: “ain’t gonna get any other pussy” (again resorting to sex as an attack as well.)
To conclude I would like to point out after reading your post over twice I have only seen one point that could lead to a POSSIBLE argument, with the rest being needless pointless gibbering about how you “Don’t like the message” with no regard to refuting it.
The one point you did make is regarding the gigolo’s, basically a gigolo is a male prostitute. The wise Dick believes in legalized prostitution however a real Man would never degrade himself to the level of a women. No in my humble option gigolo’s are what many would call genius, somebody who does for money what he would gladly do for free.
However you didn’t even manage to mangle that idea into a coherent argument simply saying: “It is also true that some women are too much after money and are cheating whores, sluts and that, but what about gigolos ?”
Please stop mangling my language immediately, and get the fuck out of this site. Adults are talking.
” Dont want kinds ” meant kids.
I’ve been following the arguements and discussions on few posts, and I must say Dick, you are heck of a comedian. I just cannot take you seriously. Congratulations on the humiliation of the poor woman in Dr. Phil. First of all I tell you all that I am not a feminist, but I don’t like to take all kind of crap onto myself as a shit woman. So equality, what is it ? That women and men are equal in every thing. That is simply not true, women are not better than men and men are not better than women, why do you chauvanist have the urge to prove yourselves better ? Cause you are - would you say ? Come on, the proves you have are bunch of crap. Men have bigger brain, but does that straightly mean they are better ? No. It is proven that women can use both halves of their brain better than men. Now that men are better at maths it is true, I am pretty good at maths but i know a lot of girls / women who just don’t bother to look at number if it isn’t necessary. IQ tests ? Just proves you are better at doing IQ tests. Also I think women don’t really care taking a test that gives you a number. Rubber wombs you said ? Well I’ll look forward to it, cum in rubber wombs and make babies, yay, would you want a fake vagina on it too so it feels better as you cum ? It is also true that some women are too much after money and are cheating whores, sluts and that, but what about gigolos ? In 1 of dick’s posts he told us that women hate sex, sorry but I don’t. Maybe women hate to have sex with you because women don’t like to have sex with ugly cunts. I gone through the comments quick and also spotted a comment where someone said that let’s live without women, good luck. Are you serious ? I want to see your chauvanists world, what do you want it to be like ? Women only as sex slaves, treated as sex dolls, as items ? If you men are so superior in inventing and basically invented everything and if you can’t remember women weren’t even allowed to go to schools, maybe thats why men invented everything, and they were under their husbands’ shoes. So even if they invented something, they couldn’t publish it or anything, because could a woman ever do something smart ? Dicks go wank yourselves, ain’t gonna get any other pussy than rubber with that attitude. So if you chauvanists are so superior and smart, go invent a fucking time bending machine and travel back to time where women were indeed slaves. Good luck. But I am glad most men do appreciate women and give love to them and treat them like humans. Women are very sensitive and that chauvanist shit could make them seriously sad, what have most of women done to you ? Nothing. Maybe Dick indeed had a cheating whore lesbian, but that doesn’t make all women whore lesbian items. Maybe to the crying part most of you smart pants say ” boohoo, cry more ” yeah, I don’t care. Come back with your best proves, insults and all that shit again, I do not care, okey ? Anyway is it weird that I am a woman who doesn’t cheat, loves her lovely boyfriend, doesn’t want kinds, treats men good if they aren’t bastards after all I have the right to defend myself, i am good at games and computers, but still look darn good.
Best of luck to create a chauvanist world where women are sex slaves or no women at all and you fuck rubber pussies to make babies, i really want to see that.
Women are nice, loving and caring if you treat them right and most of them are anything else but all that crap you said.
P.S I’m probably not gonna answer so shut the fuck up.
If women are equal, go back in time, with a time bending machine, and bring back the dinosaurs. If you do not, then you are not equal.
So far as the humiliation of the woman on Dr. Phil, she got what she deserved. She tried to stand up to a man and humiliate him, but was unable to do so when he basically said the same thing back to her.
Go wank ourselves? You proved what we say, even women know they are only good for sex. Why didn’t you say, “Good luck trying to find an intelligent, caring, woman who has an interest in and knowledge of numerous subjects to have a decent conversation with..” Why? Because such a thing doesn’t exist.
They do exist, and in great numbers, but such a woman would have absolutely no interest in you and we all know it. I’m almost certain that if you looked at yourself honestly, you would know it too.
Well if you don’t like women and you want to live in a ”world” without women, I say it’s okay it’s your dream and everyone has dreams; But think like this… without women you couldn’t have babies, mankind would be screwed, without women you wouldn’t have emotional love and everyone needs love once in a while and you would not have anyone that cared about your health.
Do you still want to live in a world where there are only dicks in it? And don’t come talk about women like sex items because if you truly don’t like women you won’t have sex with them, oh and fake vaginas are like ”part” of women, without women you wouldn’t know what a fake vagina was.
The answer is that you would have to masturbate.
Since when did women provide emotional love or care about anybody’s health? Especially men’s health? Women are only interested in themselves… a universally acknowledged fact, in these cynical times.
OH MY GOD. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
women are vile, malicious, vicious, stubborn, self centered attention whores who go for the kill if ever thier way of thinking is questioned.
“Women are nice, loving and caring if you treat them right”
“I am a woman who…treats men good if they aren’t bastards”
FUCK YOU CUNT. why can’t women just be nice and caring because it is the awesome way to treat other people, instead of waiting until there is some payoff for them to be nice and caring? again, WOMEN ARE WHORES. thanks for proving it again.
Women are sexless balls of fluff on the outside, and the children of hell on the inside.
Here for those men who want to follow European Space Agency space program : http://www.esa.int/esaCP/index.html
And here for NASA http://www.nasa.gov/
Why do women always have to stoop so low as to attack a man’s sexuality? It’s as if women have nothing else worthwhile to offer other than sex.
Women are also deficient in logical reasoning, doubtless because they are intellectually inferior to men. After all, what does a man’s sex life have to do with the very substance of the argument he is making?
Don’t worry; when the man has the all power, he would have everything. Then I don’t know why people today are so much obsessed in sex. But this is really the trick of the feminists. You must not fall in it!
sick feminist women , nothing to say here??????????
men will not give women the technology anymore , we will make a new step in evolution and we will not take women with us anymore.
Ever notice how the question of best Star Trek captain is always between Kirk and Picard? Janeway was a *terrible* captain who perverted the Prime Directive whenever she felt like it, usually at her crew’s expense. As always Dick, you hit the nail on the head; keep it up.
Janeway’s character was written after Gene Roddenberry’s passing by other people. What would you expect but for her to be less than the characters written by the original creator of the series?
what are the fucking sick feminist doing here?????????????
Men have invented everything , all you learn in school is created by men , all the inventions are invented by men , all the buildings are build by men , women are here just to carry and take care of babies, that’s genetically set.There is a 2 % difference in genes between men and women , the same as men and male chimps and the same as women and female chimps.So of course only men will go to the moon , mars and so on , because only men invented everything . In all species is the same , males get the food for the babies and protect the babies , females just carry the babies before they exit , and then take care or them. In humans is the same , the only difference is that men have taken their role a step forward , created technology to make things easier for them , and we evolved. All the evolution is held in the Y chromosome (male) , if you want to see your ancestors you look at the Y chromosome, the Y chromosome has the most important genes in the universe . It’s not just that , i’m sure the difference is bigger , because in many species there are lots of genes that are activated in males and not in females besides the Y chromosome that is male only.We have much more genes than women , because women have 2 X chromosome but one dezactivates , and males have 1 X + 1Y , so yeahh.
My moto is :
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHahahhahah…ahahahahaha..hahah..hahah… Gees, are you sure you’re not a woman? You know absolutely nothing about genetics and basic human biology. Stop making the rest of us men look bad and go read a Science textbook.
That’s what I said.
By the way, the beer I drink is 9,5%.