Space…the Male Frontier
If you’re anything like me, you have never asked yourself why a woman has never been to the moon because the answer is obvious.
Actually, the answer may surprise you.
The male instinct is a good one — it’s solid when the chips are down, and in this case it tells us men that women have never been to the moon because the moon is chalk full of science — like a robot, the natural enemy of womankind (both technology and robots). This is absolutely true, however, only true in the way that there are no unicorns underwater. Yes, unicorns cannot breathe water, but they also do not fucking exist. So what are we talking about here.
The real reason that women have never been to the moon has very little to do with their astounding ability to turn even the simplest of technologies into a catastrophic fucking unsolvable mystery on par with Stonehenge.
Remember the last time you were making some hot-hot jokes around a woman or womans, or the last time you were enjoying a cinematographic masterpiece like Die Hard 3, Payback, or The South Park Movie — or any other time that you were trying to mind your own fucking business?
Well what happened?
That’s right, said woman or womans ruined it with a torrent of shitty comments and/or nay saying. Perhaps something like, “Nicolas Cage thinks he’s so great” (in a sarcastic tone though. Nicholas Cage only thinks he’s so great because he’s fucking awesome), or maybe a “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”, or a “cigarettes cause cancer”.
Cigarettes cause cancer? No shit, I didn’t know that. Guess what talking any more during Face Off causes?
Can you imagine this manner of hijink aboard the USS Space Ship to the moon?
That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
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That’s good advice for yourself there sots.
That made no fucking sense. Next time you think about posting while drunk, just go to sleep alone.
You’re a woman. What else is there to think about.
-Dick
Billy, sometimes I wonder what you think about other than my arse. Then I laugh at my foolishness.
Female again you prove you have bad reading comprehension as well as just plain ol stupid. What part of “Women are to blame for their bad behavor.” dont you understand? I guess it’s similar to the “no women allowed” comment at the front door. How did you get your fatass thru that door?
No answer needed just find your way back out!
Female would be more like Hitler than she could imagine, since her plan to “cull” all people on the planet with “racist tendencies” would kill all the races that she thinks she’s protecting from evil Euros. When’s the last time you saw Africans/Asians/etc. opening their nations to huge numbers of whites?
Women really are all white power.
I think a victory dance is in order.
- atb - let u go (2005_reworked)
Oh, and Hitler said to give him his shorts back.
-//-
Unfortunately, it does not permeate well via the written word…
Female, I like you, I really do. I’ve grown an acquaintance to and a subsequent semblance of fondness for your s(il)ly antics and wryly machiavellic plots and views, for their cute yet predictable monotony. I must and will, however, render my numerous divergences of opinion blatantly obvious to you on every occasion.
Cheers, our sympathetic Australian dropbear.
- Buffalo Springfield - For What It’s Worth
What a field day for the heat…
Come on female…where is that evil laugh? You cannot be evil without a laugh!
You might say that.
-Evil Female
Ejoying your joyous paroxysm, are you?
- Loius Armstrong - A kiss to build a dream on
According to you, I am not to blame for breaking the rules! Woohoo00oooo!11!!11
You heard him men, blame yourselves, not me. Or blame Dick. Ha ha.
Women are to blame for their bad behavor. Women dont like rules unless they favor women.
Men are to blame for allowing them to continue in thier rotten behaviour.
Just like this case here.. You know the rules and yet you break them..
You’ve been asked to leave and you return.
Good point that men and women don’t live in separate vaccuums and that their actions are influenced by each other. One might even call those circular interactions. Pity that every time I’ve tried to suggest that men also have this type of influence when it comes the bad behaviour of women, I’ve been told, that no, only women are to blame for this and this and this and that. I guess it must be okay for all the men on this board to separate men from women, and humanity when men don’t want to shoulder any of the blame, but not okay when women may want to deny responsibility. I see you’ve also noted that and are not suggesting that you do this yourself.
This is an interesting, but highly flawed argument. It makes the same error that a few on this website make: it separates women out from humanity and declares them as something different, an ‘other’. Not merely distinct from men, but entirely separate from mankind.
To suggest that geopolitics is conducted entirely without the influence of women is, again, to separate them from humanity. To suggest that everything that takes place in that sphere is down to men is a surprising surrender of place.
I could create a long list of wars that women have ‘benefited’ from, inasmuch as anyone ‘benefits’ from war. The centuries-long struggle for the soul of Europe against the East; the siege at Vienna: all these enabled the ancestors of Australian women to live without the burkha. Some view this as a benefit.
Not having to live under Fascism? Probably some modest benefit to women, though I agree this is not apparent from the actions of many feminists.
Regards,
-wolfe
See what happens when retards type.
Okay, I can no longer resist this, to quote Saturday Night Live..”Jane you ignorant slut…..” love that line
- Oldone
@Jane
It does seem that you need to brush up on your history. Historically every female political leader who could send her country to war HAS DONE SO.
I can also assure you that virtually every man who has been to war
a) didn’t want to be there
b) had NO choice in being there
c) was likely scared shitless the whole time
d) was not the cause of said war
e) was irretrievably harmed by the experience
I will also say that YOU
a) sleep safely at night because of those men
b) may not be here if it wasn’t for them
c) would really know the meaning of oppression if not for them
d) owe them a debt you clearly do not comprehend
Politicians, both male AND female create wars. You and, more particularly, feminists like to cast ALL men as responsible for war. Men are nothing more than the unwilling participants in these processes. They are the ones who got to risk and lose their lives to keep your fat arse safe.
The only war I know that was fought because of and for women (according to myth and not necessarily the truth) was the Trojan War. All other wars have been fought due to quarrels men have made with each other. Don’t try and pass the buck here and blame women for mens’ spats, oldone.