What About Teachers, Nurses, and Bank Tellers?
Men are better than women. We all know it and I proved it beyond the shadow of a doubt in my mansterpiece Men Are Better Than Women — on sale now.
Men are better than women at everything and every job in life. But doesn’t that mean every job should be staffed by men? If mine and Jesus’ premise is correct (that men are better than women), shouldn’t capitalism ensure a male only workforce?
I have had the following question thrown at me on the radio by dozens of hysterically horny bitches from here to the Eastern Bloc.
“If men are better than women, why are so many women teachers, nurses, and bank tellers, you gay fag? Women are better than men at those jobs!”
The answer is simple. Teachers, nurses, and bank tellers are predominantly female because those jobs are easy, cheap, and worthless. They’re a perfect fit for women because that’s what women are: easy, cheap, and worthless.
Easy
Being a teacher is easier than being a professor. It’s also easier than training a dog, making a pizza, directing consumers to Jamba Juice, and probably easier than turning a piece of paper into a fucking sailor hat. You don’t get three months paid summer vacation for doing that. Aside from popping out a kid and then organizing a carpool for the next 16 years, teaching is the easiest job on Earth.
The easiest job on Earth is Motherhood.
If women want to teach so badly, why don’t they teach pupils who will pay to be taught? Because they can’t. No one will pay to learn math from someone who gets her taxes done at H&R Block. No one will pay to learn economics from someone who makes her husband pay for the fifth graders’ school supplies.
What life lessons do four dozen glue sticks teach?
The simplest explanation is the correct one. That’s called Occam’s Razor and if teachers taught it, they would teach themselves into a 90% pay cut.
Being a nurse is easier than being a doctor. It’s also easier than playing Q*Bert because at least in Q*Bert you have to make a decision or two. Nurses just do whatever the doctor play book says and act like they got nailed to a cross when they showed up for work.
Doctors have two things nurses never will: a penis and responsibility. Being a doctor means calling the shots and getting your ass kicked if you call them wrong. House gets sued all the time for his shenanigans. Cuddy even put aside a legal fund in addition to his salary for the sole purpose of defending him. But guess what? He saves lives. He saves lives, and not the stethoscope, the defibrillator, the MRI machine, the bedpan, the nurse, or any of the other tools a doctor uses to do his job.
Being a nurse means holding a little bit of power over sick people until they’re desperate enough to fake like they don’t want to shove a crutch up your fat ass. Take it from anyone who’s been to a hospital. Nurses are bitches. And nothing comes easier to a woman than being a bitch.
Being a bank teller is easier than going to a bar and sizing a man up for his money via a social interaction. A lady bank teller can just check the computer, get a low-cut top, and slip her phone number and ring size in with a man-millionaire’s bank receipts.
Cheap
Sex and money make men feel good. Whenever I hear about a man being “depressed”, I ask, “How much sex is he getting and how much does he get paid at work?” I have never been surprised by the answer.
“Not enough and not enough.”
Not enough.
Women, on the other hand, are black holes of happiness. The only thing women need to quench their depression is more depression. And nothing provides that like a job that requires them to balance a big fucking cross on the chip in their shoulder. If there was an Olympic event that resembled the caber toss except competitors never actually threw it and the caber was also an 18-foot-long manifestation of their delusional self-importance, men couldn’t even compete.
Nursing, teaching, and being in the service industry are that caber.
The reason there are so many women in these fields is because they’ve priced men out of the market. Women will do “shit jobs” like wiping shit off the ass of a crack addict because it makes them feel good about themselves. It titillates the motherly instinct located in their vagina and compensates for the low pay. In fact, it drives the low pay! The same goes for babysitting a bunch of juvenile shitheads who don’t want to be there, and bringing me a Long Island Ice Tea that actually has some liquor in it this time.
Women value getting treated like shit so highly, they do it professionally. Because we men have brains instead of vaginas, we need an extra 50K a year to put up with that crap.
Worthless
Teachers are overpaid babysitters. Nurses, at best, are tools for a doctor to use — during and after work.
Technology has increased to a point where it’s difficult to identify the culmination of women’s gratuitous shortcomings in today’s modern workforce. Did she miss that email because the computer “messed it up”, or because she was crying in the bathroom? Because of technology, there’s no way to know for sure without growing some balls.
Children learned more about the world from the Wii than they ever have from some teacher. Supply and demand, you little bastards. If everyone wants a Wii for Christmas and your parents are broke, fuck you. There is no greater lesson in life.
Money makes you happier.
If you think female bank tellers are worth more than the pennies that rattle around in their drawers, I have three little letters for you.
A-T-M
Manclusion
If the CIA (Cleavage Inspection Agency) was an actual job, guess what? It would be staffed entirely by men. That doesn’t prove men are better than women at looking at boobs. It just proves that men will look at boobs for free.
Men are better than women at looking at boobs though. Women can’t even look at their own boobs properly. If they don’t look 17, women aren’t happy with them.
Grow up, ladies. Your tits sure have.
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Women are not better teachers. I work in early childhood education and can tell you with 100% certainty that women are not better teachers.
In fact the female workforce is why our schools suck ass.
Hmmm, why are our kids behind third world countries in math and science? Because women do not care about or understand math or science.
They are more concerned with their hand bags and tv programs then actually teaching.
Another thing they do not believe in is competition. Competition they believe is counter productive. Meanwhile competition is what drives us all.
Independence, growth, and logic are not traits of women. So how can they instill them in our youth?
Yes there are exceptions but very few.
Until recently education did not pay enough that is the reason for a female dominated school system plain and simple.
Sadly (for me) teachers do not get paid in the summer months.
lol
i’m a chick, but this is funny
comments are irritating though
if you don’t like it don’t read it?
I’m sorry you feel that way, but I really think you should see a councilor if this is how you really feel, and not just taking the piss as I hope you are. Even if you don’t realise it, your perverted attitude could come from childhood trauma or strongly repressed desires.
My moneys on u being gay or fancying your mum, but time will tell.
Fucking idiot! Women are worth as much as men! Your so damn retarded!
Bill Gates /= Mother Theresa.
In net and/or moral value.
WAH! If you have an issue, go grab yourself a tissue.
- Sgt. Reyes
You seem to have a lot of hate towards women. I’m sorry that you have so much hatred in your heart and I hope that you are able to find a way to feel loved if that is what you want in life.
Did u say you have an exotic car? well then, I totally agree with everything u have said. you really are catching up…”I also don’t “CHOOSE” women I am attracted to. In exactly the same way that you don’t CHOOSE men you are truly attracted to.” It’s wise to invest on ur future and not on ur immidiate pleasure. U might not like it now, but hey it’s safe for tomorrow…it’s about time men are getting smart.
American and Canadian women are such frigid, grasping, arrogant cunts that even blow up dolls make better companions.
The overwhelming majority of women seldom have any personality worth considering; they are completely devoid of any sense of justice; they have significantly lower intelligence and creativity than men; they possess no sense of humour; they have little or no sexual passion; they are frequently bigoted and intolerant towards others, especially against the weak, the defenseless, and the hopelessly outnumbered; they are grasping and worldly, cold and selfish; they are superficial and without any internal psychological depth whatsoever; they subconsciously evaluate male worth on the basis of wallet and muscle size .
Most women are so void of any substance of character that having sexual intercourse with a woman is roughly akin to pleasuring yourself with a masturbatory aid. And we wonder why so many men choose to become pedophiles or embrace pederasty as a way of life?
Aren’t asians just so much better? I’d choose a trip to Phuket anyday over a trip to downtown Los Angeles regardless of cost!
@NOMANHOLE
EXCELLENT! Pleasure yourself for a change. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. When a woman tries to get away with NOT fucking you unless there is something ELSE in it for her . . . tell her she’s a WHORE right to her face, smile, tell her why, and leave immediately.
But don’t go out of your way to be “an asshole”.
That doesn’t get men laid either.
Women are super easy to deal with.
You don’t need to ACT a certain way with them,
you just need to know exactly how to REACT.
Let women do all the ACTING.
They love to play make believe and pretend all kinds of shit.
REMEMBER –>> YOU KNOW BETTER.
Menbetterthanwomen.
No more Mr. Nice Guy
Who’s bitching. I’m answering your fucking questions. I would rather you just said THANK YOU and fucked off. But since you won’t LEAVE (Men, pay attention - tell a woman to get lost and she will come back for MORE) . . . .
That’s EXACTLY what I do. Drives women fuckin’ crazy.
And guess what, they even try to call a man “selfish” for that.
I just bought myself a new exotic car to PLEASE MYSELF.
A woman would call that a “midlife crisis”.
I don’t know how the fuck pleasing myself could be called a “crisis”.
When a woman calls that a “crisis”, it’s because she’s about to loose her man.
THREE women have already recommended that I sell it.
But if I spent that money on a DIAMOND for her greedy little hand,
she would think that were perfectly sensible.
That’s why I am successful with women because I don’t give a fuck about you cunts.
I AM A MAN WHO KNOWS –>> THAT AS LONG AS PLEASURE MYSELF, MY FANTASIES WILL ALWAYS TURN OUT EXACTLY THE WAY THAT I WANT THEM TO.
Do they make those?
In 25 years I have never met ONE.
Try harder.
I also don’t “CHOOSE” women I am attracted to. In exactly the same way that you don’t CHOOSE men you are truly attracted to.
Men are not like you.
We don’t “PICK” women based on RESUME, INTELLECT, JOB, CAR, ADDRESS, SHOES etc. When I go out with a girl, I don’t care if she makes slushies at 7/11, is a stripper, school teacher, or if she’s a lawyer.
WOMEN ARE FOR ONE THING ONLY –>> PLEASURING MYSELF.
Are you starting to get it now?
Why are you addressing me like I have a fucking problem with women?? That this website is a HATE MESSAGE . . . . that I am unsatisfied . . . . that I have low self esteem. You fucking cunts haven’t got a clue . . . you ask questions . . . men give you answers and tell you to fuck off . . . you come back and prove you’re an idiot.
Fuck off this website.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
listen chris,
Why bitch if u can’t exist without women…
“Actually women (like you) make perfect sense. They attempt to improperly program males into think that BEING NICE, and SWEET, CARING, POLITE and LOGICAL will make a woman like him more. And that ‘liking him more’ will mean a man will get laid.”
where are u basing it on? If you have an arguement, make sense with correct facts…
“Women don’t get to decide which men want to pay attention to them, and what kind of attention they should get. MEN decide that. WE decide what kind of attention WE are going to pay to WHOM.”
isn’t that the first rule of capitalism? you decide whom u want to pay to and we women decide whose service we want.
“So you can stop offering up “solutions” because every man knows that giving a woman exactly what what she wants, seeks and asks for will only guarantee that she will STILL not be satisfied.”
We don’t want a man who tries to constantly please us…just concentrate on pleasing urself. Do everything right for yourself, and if u are an intelligent guy, u would choose an intelligent woman who doesn’t expect to please her. You continue choosing these dependent woman to satisfy ur low self-esteem and at the end it comes back hitting u in ur face….
Since u don’t have a solution…and that I am an intelligent woman and knows i have to co-exist with men, i will suggest a possible solution. PICK A WOMAN WHO IS INTELLIGENT, AND STOP FUCKING WITH CHICKENHEADS…IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM FUCKING CHICKENHEADS, THERE WON’T BE ANY CHICKENHEADS LEFT!!!!
@NMH- I’m sorry. You know I always wish you nothing but the best. You deserve nothing but the best! Anyone who can not see that is a BITCH. Thats it…..tell that little bitch Keb is comming after her….
@Chris, and anybody else who might give a shit: The last girl I thought would be a whore has turned out to be a whore. I have learned my lesson forever. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Women have done it to themselves. See ya.
@JMENG
Actually women (like you) make perfect sense. They attempt to improperly program males into think that BEING NICE, and SWEET, CARING, POLITE and LOGICAL will make a woman like him more. And that ‘liking him more’ will mean a man will get laid.
BUT ALL OF THAT IS A LIE, AND COMPLETELY FALSE.
SHE: “You know if you guys would just ___(fill in the blank)___
. . then MAYBE girls would ___(fill in the blank)___ ”
MAYBE??? What do you mean MAYBE???
See, woman want all that bullshit and expect us to dish it out - IN ADVANCE - so that women can be in the position to “MAYBE” decide which guy she feels like going out with, or fucking.
But it isn’t MANLY to wait (or ask) for a woman’s permission for ANYTHING.
—->>>> Women don’t get to decide which men want to pay attention to them, and what kind of attention they should get. MEN decide that. WE decide what kind of attention WE are going to pay to WHOM.
So you can stop offering up “solutions” because every man knows that giving a woman exactly what what she wants, seeks and asks for will only guarantee that she will STILL not be satisfied.
For you to shut the fuck up, and leave.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris,
alright…i guess u have already decided women don’t make sense at all. I just wish there was another alternative. But here is my question…Now you have already stated ur dissatisfaction, what do u think is the solution?
Why do you women think that??
Menarebetterthanwomen is not a “HATE” MESSAGE.
It’s just a FACT. Like the sun is gonna rise tomorrow.
It’s not called “wehatewomen.com”.
There’s a very clear difference there.
I see.
So passive acceptance of injustice is agreeable to you, is it???
Men don’t embrace UNFAIRNESS and ‘write it off’ as a total loss the way women do.
SHE: “That’s completely unfair. But I can’t do anything about it. Its the way things are.”
WRONG.
MEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
We are not OK with accepting what is UNFAIR as our reality.
That’s a woman’s angle.
Interesting.
Since when do women reward men with (and appreciate) LOGIC? There are plenty of men out there who are as logical as can be, and get absolutely nowhere with women. Why are you pretending that logic works?
For example:
If you seek a man who is smarter, wealthier, taller, stronger . . . then how can you ‘logically’ say you have a ‘PROBLEM’ with the idea that Menarebetterthanwomen . . . when women are always looking for MEN WHO ARE BETTER THAN THEM.
?
There’s some logic for ya.
Take your shitty female programming and go somewhere else.
As a nurse to hear my profession gets hammerred makes me cringe for a moment. but then i realized that this forum is full of men who got suckered by child-support and allimony. So i won’t take any offense. Nursing is a very well paid job to start with. Very flexible and very fun. Compare to 10 years schooling and 1/2 a million dollare in student debt drs have to go through, nursing is really a smart choice. Sure Doctors can give orders, so what? At the end of the day, cost-to-benefit doesn’t add up to being a nurse. There is so much opportunity for nurses out there…more than being just a doctor. If it was a laziest job….then why are so many men entring the field? So who is smarter here?
I know i am not the smartest person out there, but still i don’t think I am stupid compare to a man. I have met men who are not as an intelligent as i am and those who are way smarter than I am. Sure most women compare to men are not as logical, but catching up. We only had about 50 or so years to come out and civilize…we have come so far. But to say that all men are smarter than women really is offensive. There is a true beauty underneath of all human beings if we just don’t try to abuse one another. You are not accompalishing anything here by being so negative except hurt yourselves. It sometimes feels unfair the way things are but the only way to win is by continuing being as logical as you guys are known to be not through non-sense, hate message.
You’re right. Women prefer to be a nurse than doctor because they will have less responsabilities.
Congratulations for such a wonderful website.