The Cow Says…
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Like every other saying there is about women being great or having any skills that don’t involve wanton promiscuity, the above is complete horseshit. It’s like this. Remember when everyone was always talking about how great Krispy Kreme doughnuts were. You couldn’t make it from your car to your desk without hearing about how they melt in your mouth or the exact amount of time to microwave them before the Great Gorging — I don’t know what the analogous scenario is for women. It’s probably they couldn’t make it through an entire Oprah commercial block, while sitting on their fat asses at home, without actually downing doughnuts by the handful or at least without thinking of bathing in the doughy goodness. Who cares.
The point is that the doughnuts are good, sure, but they’re just doughnuts. Just like women and scorn. A woman may get pretty pissed off, but what can she do? She’s just a woman.
When a woman gets bent, after insulting your mother, the first thing she does is clam up like she knows what’s good for her. It gives her the airs of a considerate, rational person who wants to think for a moment about whatever horrible thing she’s just done or said. Maybe reflect on past transgressions that have led to such behavior. Perhaps prepare an apology? Don’t be a fool. She’s quiet out of spite.
The most powerful thing a scorned woman can do is give you the silent treatment. Fuck, I’ve been putting that on my Christmas list since I was twelve. If anyone out there has done anything to piss a woman off, please feel free to blame it on me. That way in the unlikely event that I run into this woman on the street, we’ll already be on not-speaking terms. Perfect. It would be a modern utopia of mouthless women. Regardless of which, I’m pretty sure that’s not how the bible describes Hell.
A woman’s scorn is also telling all her friends that you’re an asshole.
Actually, hold on. That does sound like hell.
Maybe in a small piece of her reptilian mind, women know that true hell is attention from a bunch of women with leashes in hand at the same time. What a fucking nightmare. And in that same small piece of brain, a woman knows that the one way to get that is by telling all her friends that you’re a scum bag.
Of course it isn’t true, because you’re a man and you didn’t do anything wrong in the first place. Even when asked to, men cannot fuck up on par with a woman. It’s like asking a perfectly literate person to suddenly not be able to read – or at least not read well. Try as they might, the words will just make sense. That’s how life is to men. It just makes sense.
At the end of the day, sayings like hell hath no fury like a woman scorned are fabrications and the mythology of a feminized society meant to frighten children into respecting something that doesn’t exist.
Scorning women is like masturbating. It’s fun, there are always new and interesting ways to do it, and there are no fucking consequences. You’re not going to go blind. She’s not going to drive your car off a cliff or fuck up your credit. Do it as much as you want, just try to keep one or the other out of the workplace. I’m not sure which.
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December 8th, 2005 at 6:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
“She’s not going to drive your car off a cliff or fuck up your credit. ”
I would have thought those things would be at least in the top 5 of the shit list. Are you trying to send all men to their deaths with the blatant errors in this story? Do you have some sick, weird plan in mind for fucking up everyone else’s relationships so the gene pool widens in your own favour?
Men everywhere, heed this lunatics advice at your own peril.
December 8th, 2005 at 6:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
While I am hesitant to appear to agree with Female (so I may well be wrong), I do think that women excel at batsh*t irrational vindictiveness. Note that I don’t say “revenge�; that clearly is a masculine prerogative. But irrational vindictiveness? I think I cede that to the ladies, along with illiteracy, pedomorphic invective, and of course wanton promiscuity.
-wolfe
December 8th, 2005 at 6:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
How insulting!
If women are illiterate, why then did your cowboy president write a note concerning bathroom use, to psycho condolezza? If he knew she wouldn’t actually be able to read it, then was he deliberately trying to tell the world, through the great Media god in the backrows, that he is simply a pedomorphic man-child in desperate need of womanly control? Don’t answer that, I think we all already know it.
Regarding pedomorphic invective (side note site suggestion to dick: install wiktionary as a link on the sidebar or include in a signature for wolfe), if women are able to regress to juvenile behaviours as domesticated animals are, this is probably due to being domesticated in the home for far too long by men. This state of affairs will be banished by the time the next generation is 25.
Wanton promiscuity? Isn’t that a male prerogative, seeing as when a woman does it, she’s automatically classified as a slut or whore, aimed at keeping her trapped again, of course. Men, of course, are to be applauded when they develop syphillis as it’s a clear indication of their superior hunting skills and life success.
December 8th, 2005 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
Pedomorphic! Thanks, Wolfe, another good word added to my vocabulary. =)
December 9th, 2005 at 5:43 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
Thank you, Female. I was concerned your emotion would be rejoicing at my apparent agreeing with you and questioning Dick’s post.
Women are “skilled” at illiteracy. Like most of the few things women are skilled at, it does not mean that they all master it as a class. Read and learn from the master of gender knowledge himself. As for Bush, he knows the media will trash him mercilessly if he makes a Texas-style faux paus, so he quietly and privately asked Secretary Rice what the gracious way to absquatulate was.
We’ve heard that many, many times. It’s not happened yet, and this is at least the third “liberated” generation thanks to feminism. If anything, women’s behavior seems to have regressed. It is not the woman of 60 who acts like a child even in trying conditions, it is the women of 45,35,25.
No and yes.
What feminist claptrap. No, she is classified as a whore because she is one. Let’s put it this way. If men had the ability to covertly annihilate women’s DNA from their eggs, and force them to bear and then bring up children that weren’t related to them, then women too might have a different view of those men. With estimates as high as 20% of children being born to a father other than the putative one, this is disturbing.
Perhaps to you, and the feminist claque. To most men, they are unfortunates who used poor judgment and slept with the wrong whore.
Arielle: glad to oblige. Though I normally use words quite naturally, I confess I’ve been meaning to put not just the word, but the phrase “pedomorphic invective” in the forums somewhere (without forcing it) for nearly a week now. This seemed a propitious time. The phrase is not in google (yet), and it’s a subtle commercial for a TV show I enjoy.
-wolfe
December 9th, 2005 at 6:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
December 9th, 2005 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
“Absquatulate”
Wolfe, your vocabulary leaves me tickled pink!
While looking up absquatulate at dictionary.com, I also stumbled on busticate and argufy, the latter of which I had thought was just a silly, made-up word. It turns out, I was pretty close to the truth on that, however the word has greater antiquity than I had expected.
As for the subtle advertisement for a favored TV show - I’m afraid I’m not likely to pick up on what TV show that is. There are very few television shows that I watch on a regular basis.
December 9th, 2005 at 7:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9e9100d1117f5
Female Said: “I’m getting a bit concerned about wolfe’s vocabularly. It’s almost as if he doesn’t us to understand him.”
I doubt seriously that you possess enough neurons to allow basic thought, let alone understanding. Understanding is something men have, thus it is a manly virtue, and to quote Nietzsche. “If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she runs away from herself………For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child……Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.�
December 10th, 2005 at 7:14 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
I missed this gem; thanks to Oldone for spotting it in the mess that Female calls a post:
I’m getting a bit concerned about Female’s spelling and syntax. It’s almost as if she doesn’t want us to understand her.
Oldone: Good Nietzsche quote. Very apt.
Arielle: Yes, regionalisms are pretty interesting, especially those in some of the regions that were slower to modernize and bring in mass radio/TV. (Northern Scotland, Newfoundland, Appalachians…).
-wolfe
December 10th, 2005 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 8dd3dc862afae
I think we are in agreement at heart then. My main point is that while women are destructive and spiteful and vindictive they are a little like a bottle rocket with no stem. Plenty of fire, but no one’s behind the wheel — and there also isn’t a wheel at all.
-Dick
December 10th, 2005 at 9:00 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
Agreed Dick. I still think your post slightly underestimates the danger of such a contraption (or perhaps it’s bravery in the face of insanity), but we do seem to be at core in agreement.
January 28th, 2007 at 3:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 028d8a1c6e0e3
I’ve seen women screw themselves over in their attempts to carry out some vindictive bullshit on a man. What’s more amazing is that after they fuck themselves up, they go crying to everyone acting like the victim and blaming him for what she did to herself.
Such idiocy includes (but is not limited to):
â—? burning the house down in an attempt to set fire to some of his belongings
â—? sleeping with some random guy (out of spite to ‘get back at him’) and picking up an STD in the process
â—? making noise in front of his apartment and carrying on like a total cunt, then being upset that she is the topic of gossip for the entire neighborhood
That bottle rocket analogy says it best.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
“At the end of the day, sayings like hell hath no fury like a woman scorned are fabrications and the mythology of a feminized society meant to frighten children into respecting something that doesn’t exist.”
This is quite insightful. But you’re right: keeping “it” (I’ll choose the scorned woman) out of the workplace is essential. Too many times I have seen women toss coffee at male co-workers (even at their superiors), break into crying fits and make excuses for a lack of productivity and, in one case, even launch a sexual harrassment complaint when it was clear she was incompetent on on her way out the door to even think that female promotion (let alone employment) is a good thing. Then, again, this was in a different life, when I worked for the government. Anything goes there, because (like a woman) it’s designed domestically to spend other peoples’ money on items of very questionable value. No wonder women seem to gather in these places.
September 1st, 2007 at 8:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
I think you may be onto something with that observation.
It’s always been nauseating to witness the oxygen thievery of women “working” in office buildings (especially Govt ones).
I suspect there is also a connection between womens’ workplace incompetence and the national debt. In light of my own observations, this hypothesis seems to have considerable merit.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
So basically they should go on the street and insult every woman they see so that they would never hear another woman again.
The men on this website are cowards.
They hide behind their computers so they can say what they would never say in their lives.
January 20th, 2008 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 92768981d3d18
Wrong. Each day we tell more new Men how to avoid falling victim to the malady of Western women. It’s done in person, by Internet AND in several other ways so that the word gets out.
I’ve also personally told Western women where they’re going wrong and how to modify their predatory behavior for the better. That’s hardly “hiding behind a computer”.
Words out baby! Marriage strike is ON, Weddings are OFF. Get used to it.
Enjoy being a “strong independent woman”, and remember…it’s what you wanted! You’re Childless, Manless and babyless. Forever.
Be careful what you wish(ed) for.
January 20th, 2008 at 8:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
The words are out. Men are flocking to Dick’s banner. It is time.
Hoorah.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 284ad1b3029ee
” Do it as much as you want, just try to keep one or the other out of the workplace. I’m not sure which.”
Ok, I’ll say it for the 17th time, your being completely contradictory. In numerous other articles you state that women suck off men as if their wallet is their proverbial teat, yet you don’t fucking want them in the workplace.
That doesn’t even make any sense.