The L Word

Love is a silly thing and also a major loss of Man Points to discuss. I, however, am going to have to shed those Man Points today as I drop the L-bomb.

Don’t worry about my Man Points though. I gained several thousand this week by drinking a beer into which some careless, anorexic, fatass shrew had discarded a cigarette.

Then I slipped her a free MenAreBetterThanWomen.com card and my Man Points lit up like a slot machine.

Christmas is getting closer, and that means expensive gifts are being purchased all across the land. That also means that a million women are about to fall in love; a love of jewelry and bath products and other lame bullshit upon which women base their lives and also credit for the foundations of a good relationship. Merry fucking Christmas.

Women are lousy at being at in love.

To a man, being in love is a lot like getting a promotion. Sure it’s exciting and it has the potential to improve your quality of life, but it requires at all times that we men behave with discretion and self respect. For example, you don’t see a man running out of his boss’ office and spiking a stapler or striping his shirt off, do you? No of course not. That would be completely classless. Perhaps buying a round of drinks or two for his friends. Now that would be a perfectly reasonable reaction.

Men look at love in exactly the same way. Something has happened which is good for the moment — in the present context, and now I will have to adopt my lifestyle in some way. Maybe it will work, maybe it won’t; we’ll have to wait and roll with the punches. Surprise, surprise, women are exactly the opposite.

To a woman, being in love is a license to behave like a fucking lunatic. Firstly, women do not love other people — men, women, children, it’s all the same. Women love only things and it’s obviously true because they obsess like fuck about their precious trinkets every chance they get. That’s what women call love. It’s a self-love that’s also called avarice and greed, and because they don’t actually feel anything like the love that men feel, women behave like crazy people to fill in the gaps.

Women in love are like the mad inventor who never had the time to start a family of his own. He was probably too busy inventing time machines and T-shirt cannons and helicopters that ran on sunflower seeds. To compensate the scientist naturally builds weird robot replicas of families or other such things. Like Edward Scissorhands, that’s a good example. The guy didn’t have hands, so what did he use instead? Scissors. That’s the manner of shit women perpetrate when they want to be in love or think they should be. They just pull a bunch of emotions out of their ass and mix it up in a big gumbo of delusion.

“My boyfriend’s sixty pounds overweight but boy does he have a perfect ass!”

Yea, that makes about sixty pounds of sense.

Talk to a woman about love and she’ll go on for hours with all kinds of similar nonsense sayings and bullshit aphorisms. Women are like fucking car salesmen with the shit — all selling themselves the same used junk. Take my word for it if you want to do the manly thing and not ruin your evening by listening to a bunch of whining. The point is that women spend most of their time thinking about being in love. They think about it so fucking much that by the time it comes around for the first or fiftieth time, they’ve trained themselves to react like cult members or kung fu masters. Every signal and reaction is automatic, and from the barroom to the bedroom they’re on autopilot; just soaking in the adulation and shelling out the storybook shill.

Women debase themselves regularly for love. The love of not being wrong and not having to admit the fantasy upon which they’ve built their self-worth just isn’t going to work because it’s impossible and stupid.

The first step to being in love is growing the fuck up.

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-08 00:03:28 - IP Man-Hash: 139c3979d3ee6

What peace and tranquility a man can enjoy without an annoying woman round.

Let a woman in your life…..
And your sabatical is through.
She’ll redecorate your home,
from the cellar to the dome,
then go on to the enthralling fun of over-hauling YOU.

Let a woman in your life…..
And you’re up against a wall.
Make a plan and you will find,
She has something else in mind,
And so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all.

You want to talk of Keats or Milton.
She only wants to talk of “love”.
You’ll go to watch a game or concert,
and spend it searching for her GLOVE.

Let a woman in your life.
And you invite eternal strife.

Let them buy their wedding bands,
for their anxious little hands…..

….. I’d be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a woman in my life.

- My Fair Lady.
(Best Picture 1964)

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 10:15:35 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by Marcina
2009-08-05 22:09:08 - IP Man-Hash: 147bfee32eda7

Wow your name suits you, you are a dick.

 
Comment by Xenu
2009-08-03 14:06:44 - IP Man-Hash: 347908b157528

Wow Dick,

You are hilariously insightful.
Ever on Oahu, shoot me an email.
Burn down some doobies.

 
Comment by asdfsad
2008-11-01 14:24:40 - IP Man-Hash: 690cfb10a1586

THIS MAN IS MY FUCKING IDOL!

Comment by Marie
2008-12-13 10:40:25 - IP Man-Hash: 2809ee82645b1

Man I hope you’re gay, beacause you’ll never get a woman to love you

 
 
Comment by bola
2008-06-27 13:58:43 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Lola said:

bola said:

no manhole said:

Lola said:

bola said:

Lola said:

Ok.. at least you use your male brains when you wrote this one…the only two you had. :D~!

Lola, crawl back into that Kinks song where you belong.

I think Bola is having feelings for me <3333

Bola and Lola sittin’ in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G….

That’s not it!
That’s not all!
Bola’s drinking alcohol!

9,5%

yea blame the alcohol.. we will call our first kid dick.. :D!

So long as you pay the child support, because I spent all my money on premium import beer.

Comment by Psiros
2008-10-17 19:22:45 - IP Man-Hash: 9c6673c05603d

Jesus Fucking Christ!

 
 
Comment by Lola
2008-06-27 13:40:47 - IP Man-Hash: 338464f69df30

bola said:

no manhole said:

Lola said:

bola said:

Lola said:

Ok.. at least you use your male brains when you wrote this one…the only two you had. :D~!

Lola, crawl back into that Kinks song where you belong.

I think Bola is having feelings for me <3333

Bola and Lola sittin’ in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G….

That’s not it!
That’s not all!
Bola’s drinking alcohol!

9,5%

yea blame the alcohol.. we will call our first kid dick.. :D!

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-27 13:29:43 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

no manhole said:

Lola said:

bola said:

Lola said:

Ok.. at least you use your male brains when you wrote this one…the only two you had. :D~!

Lola, crawl back into that Kinks song where you belong.

I think Bola is having feelings for me <3333

Bola and Lola sittin’ in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G….

That’s not it!
That’s not all!
Bola’s drinking alcohol!

9,5%

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-27 13:26:39 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Lola said:

bola said:

Lola said:

Ok.. at least you use your male brains when you wrote this one…the only two you had. :D~!

Lola, crawl back into that Kinks song where you belong.

I think Bola is having feelings for me <3333

I think Bola is having feelings for me too.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-06-27 13:02:37 - IP Man-Hash: 0d03276c142fa

Lola said:

bola said:

Lola said:

Ok.. at least you use your male brains when you wrote this one…the only two you had. :D~!

Lola, crawl back into that Kinks song where you belong.

I think Bola is having feelings for me <3333

Bola and Lola sittin’ in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G….

 
Comment by Lola
2008-06-27 12:52:34 - IP Man-Hash: 338464f69df30

bola said:

Lola said:

Ok.. at least you use your male brains when you wrote this one…the only two you had. :D~!

Lola, crawl back into that Kinks song where you belong.

I think Bola is having feelings for me <3333

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-27 12:04:19 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Lola said:

Ok.. at least you use your male brains when you wrote this one…the only two you had. :D~!

Lola, crawl back into that Kinks song where you belong.

Comment by Nao_Namorado
2009-06-07 14:08:53 - IP Man-Hash: 69562756c1358

E-Bola.

 
 
Comment by Lola
2008-06-27 11:01:48 - IP Man-Hash: 338464f69df30

Ok.. at least you use your male brains when you wrote this one…the only two you had. :D~!

Comment by Nao_Namorado
2009-06-07 14:10:30 - IP Man-Hash: 69562756c1358

When women have used up their two talking points to refute male arguments, they default to penis hatred/envy. How could Freud have been so GOTTAM right???

 
 
Comment by King Wang
2008-01-23 23:46:05 - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8

And the definition of “love” is coming from a woma so fucking stupid she can’t tell the difference between “lust” and “paycheck”.

Really, I would “love” for you to shut your fucking cakehole and go practice more on the skinflute, that way, at least one man that fucks up and pays you too much for sex witll get something out of it at least………

 
Comment by detached
2008-01-23 19:25:21 - IP Man-Hash: c3f4479460146

The only heart your breaking domchicks is your father’s.

 
Comment by Domchick
2008-01-23 17:28:12 - IP Man-Hash: 7883c4f2b5c56

Billy said:

Female said:
They act hysterical because they confuse lust with love…and I think you might be talking about 13 year olds, no?

As for admiring Muslim culture because the women don’t seem sex crazed, let me ask you this. If you knew that you would be risking a beating, if not death at your own spouses hands for appearing excited, don’t you think you’d soon start acting asexual?

Also, I know English isn’t your first language though you’re pretty good at it, but when you use the word “robots” I think you’ve applied it to the wrong cultural group, unless of course you were talking about Stepford wives.

He is talking about the average women. They love nobody really but themselves.. And since you women never mature beyond a 12 year old that would be how they act.

Men know about robots and not some ignorant whore show.
One reason you are not welcome here is because you disrupt conversation.
Bug off bitch

Said by a man who’s never had a woman love him. You’re sad and pathetic, not manly. Sorry to break your heart.

Comment by Nao_Namorado
2009-06-07 14:13:44 - IP Man-Hash: 69562756c1358

Notice that it’s always women who believe they own the definition of “manly” or some form of it, and likewise, are the only sex suitable for judging manliness.

Until you’ve registered for the draft, been passed over for a job by a lesser-qualified [name the approved protected class], taken one for the team, caught shit on behalf of the team and said nothing because you understand what team loyalty and cohesion means…

Shut the fuck up.

Menreallyarebetterthanskanks.com

 
 
Comment by proudathiest
2007-12-25 01:10:38 - IP Man-Hash: f20922f69272c

Billy said:

proudathiest said:

god. Haven’t you all figured out that love doesn’t exist? Well, at least not that “can’t stop thinking about him, would die for him” love. All human beings are self centered. It is just the way we are. You can argue with me on that, but just remember that I have science on my side:)

It’s only men who really love. Then it becomes tolerating some stupid bitch for years and while thinking “what the hell have I’ve done?”

Women love only themselves.

I can only speak for myself, and to say I haven’t felt something resembeling love that was not just lust would be a lie. If love DOES exist, I think that it would be safe to say that it seldom happens with a happy ending, which is why I just gave up and stopped believing. I may be 13, but I am not stupid, I know how hard people look for that, and they just end up miserable as hell. Mabye you are right, mabye not, but no matter how many people tell me “Just wait for the right person”, I will never believe what I can not see or experience.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-12-25 00:24:48 - IP Man-Hash: 44e6eae08303f

proudathiest said:

god. Haven’t you all figured out that love doesn’t exist? Well, at least not that “can’t stop thinking about him, would die for him” love. All human beings are self centered. It is just the way we are. You can argue with me on that, but just remember that I have science on my side:)

It’s only men who really love. Then it becomes tolerating some stupid bitch for years and while thinking “what the hell have I’ve done?”

Women love only themselves.

 
Comment by proudathiest
2007-12-24 22:23:05 - IP Man-Hash: f20922f69272c

proudathiest said: Well, at least not that “can’t stop thinking about him, would die for him” love.
That’s called Lust.. and maybe dollar signs. Depends what part of him she can’t stop thinking about or dreaming about, his penis, or his wallet and the “adorable” [read "expensive and shiny"] little trinket he recently purchased her..

Uh no, not exactly. I do not know any women who would DIE for a man’s wallet. She wouldn’t even get to use it then! No, what I described it is not called lust, well actually, I guess it could be considered that considering that it all is make believe shit that people, for some unknown reason, encourage girls to believe.

 
Comment by Zardoz
2007-12-24 21:54:57 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

proudathiest said: god. Haven’t you all figured out that love doesn’t exist?

NOW yer speaking truth, loud and clear..

proudathiest said: Well, at least not that “can’t stop thinking about him, would die for him” love.

That’s called Lust.. and maybe dollar signs. Depends what part of him she can’t stop thinking about or dreaming about, his penis, or his wallet and the “adorable” [read "expensive and shiny"] little trinket he recently purchased her..

proudathiest said: All human beings are self centered. It is just the way we are.

Amen..

 

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