The Ubermensch
If a man is so inclined, he can learn everything he needs to know from one source: Superman. How to act, how to treat the less fortunate, how to live lies and lead double lives — it’s all there for men. That’s because Superman isn’t an alien from another planet, what he really is is the archetype for all men. Think about it.
Honor, strength, laser vision; I couldn’t pick three words that would better describe a man. That’s from Superman. Know what else is from Superman? Men are better than women.
I know what none of you men are thinking: “You can’t compare Superman to all women and say men are better than women! That’s stupid!” I know you’re not thinking that because it’s a dumb fucking thing to think. That’s a woman-type thought. No, that’s not what I’m saying, but what I will be saying requires a certain man-derstanding of literature and storytelling in all forms. That means this article needs an extra no women allowed disclaimer.
No Women Allowed.
Stories of epic proportion require balance or else you end up with some womanly thing of no importance or value — like that chick-flick Something’s Gotta Give. Man that thing is a piece of shit. In the Superman mythos, the balance is as follows. Superman is good; Lex Luthor is evil. Superman is wise and experienced; Jimmy Olsen is naïve but respectful and willing to learn. There is a synergy there and lessons there that all men can draw from; good or bad. Finally, the most important pairing: Superman is a man; Lois Lane is a woman.
It’s perfect. First of all, any man has about as good a chance of being a flying, cape-wearing alien with the ability to spin the world in reverse as any woman has of being a competent, confident career woman who doesn’t stick her foot down her throat when all that’s required is a “Yes please” and “Thank you. I’ll have another”.
While Lois Lane is a successful woman, just like in real life, it means she’s also a raving bitch. Lois Lane is an attention whore and a single-minded maniac who constantly sticks her nose and feet where they don’t belong and usually ends up costing Superman huge chunks of his time pulling her ass out of the fire and her head out of her ass. In that amount of time, thousands of people die in catastrophes and genocides all over the world. Does that stop her? No.
Fuck everyone else. As long as I get my piece of the corporate pie Greater Good be damned. That’s a female trait if I’ve ever heard one. Women constantly sell out their children and families lusting after the vaulted status of Career Woman — which usually just means sitting behind a desk in real estate and shuffling papers. That’s probably called equality in sewing circles and book clubs, but in my world it’s called a dead-end job and a fucking waste of time. Women have as much place in careers as does the letter q. Do you see a q in career?
The most valuable lesson of all is that just like all men, Superman has only one weakness: kryptonite. If there’s no kryptonite about, Superman is a badass no-nonsense ass kicker who doesn’t take any kind of guff. Men are exactly the same, except that instead of kryptonite it’s anal and (surprisingly to women) not constant bitching and obligations. Women are just too stupid to think outside the box.
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March 23rd, 2007 at 1:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e4fe6a7e6d7d
You’re telling me I shouldn’t find the statement that “all women are cheating whores” insulting based on the fact that I shouldn’t be reading this website? K. But tell me, is it still an insulting statement, or can it only become insulting if a woman reads it? Is it insulting if a man says it to you in private or only if he walks up to your mother and says it to her face?
Similarly, if women privately call men cheating bastards who are biologically incapable of being faithful, is that rude? Is it fact? Is it rude if a women doesn’t say it to you but behaves towards you in such a way that all her behaviours towards you are based on this belief? Or is the latter merely being polite? Sure, it’s controlling, but it’s polite, which according to your logic must make it A-okay. Whatever you don’t know won’t hurt you, right? Personally, I think it is distrustful and manipulative, which is pretty much how I see the men’s attitudes and behaviours on this site towards the female posters. I find it very sad. You don’t believe me, but I do.
March 23rd, 2007 at 1:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6545d23cd19c2
NO women allowed.
Leave.. or I’m starting a movement where men take their morning dumps in the female washroom.
March 23rd, 2007 at 1:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: b3f21de6c0998
“NO women allowed.”
You shouldn’t have said that. Avoiding her questions means you have no answer. Haha!
March 23rd, 2007 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e4fe6a7e6d7d
Yea, good luck with that. Most men have evolved past the primate stage but if you personally feel the need to regress then all the best finding yourself new employment fast.
March 23rd, 2007 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6545d23cd19c2
If women were truely equal to men.. we should be allowed to defecate in yer precious room.
Yer a fecal sexist!
March 23rd, 2007 at 3:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: cdf951e8caf59
There is no “polite” way to behave like a bitch. The only “distrustful and manipulative” people on this site are women who don’t read the rules.There may be atleast 1, maybe 2 punks on this site who look for trouble just for the sake, which is not the right way to act like a man. Perhaps not exactly all the women in the world are cheating whores. But you can’t tell with the kind of women who post on this site. Their flare for a dramatic brigade of endless bullshit rises, even though they have no problem generalizing men as being nothing more than controlling, disgusting patriarchs who oppress any sense of “Equality for women.” And since we all know women can’t handle the truth well, they erupt like volcanos and spew shit about men pertaining to the Oedipus Complex, penis envy, childhood abuse, etc. For these reasons, they themselves can validate that yes indeed “all women are cheating whores” though there will be those who claim that men’s raging hormones exist to deflower some poor helpless cunt, since these hard headed female fools try and relate sex and rape as the same damn thing. And for those women who aren’t whores, they just haven’t reached that point yet.
March 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: c716383e2b8e4
Order,
I agree wholeheartedly with your post. In my view women have no IDEA of what they want, and if they did, how to get there. They cannot make decisions, and so for the most part ask a Man to make decisions for them. Then if that decision goes wrong, they blame the Man for it. Its truly saddening to see, how Feminism, has treated women.
-Strength and Honor-
March 23rd, 2007 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Yea, good luck with that. Most men have evolved past the primate stage but if you personally feel the need to regress then all the best finding yourself new employment fast.
As opposed to women? That is, if a piece of some pig jaw unearthed in Nevada is compelling evidence for our primeval primate ascendence to you. I wager it is.
Call me ‘patriarchal oppressor’ but I don’t see the females of any species but humans kill their own young. Mostly during intrauterine lifes but further along as well. Loving, life engendering and nurturing gender my ass…
I’ll gladly hand this to Ma’ Nature; no abortion clinics around in the Amazonian jungle. At least not ’til Greer and her ilk moved in lamenting about the inherent oppression of said state of affaris.
March 23rd, 2007 at 8:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Wild-Animals-705/Animals-kill-young.htm
March 23rd, 2007 at 8:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec4099494ceba
Ahem. Who the FUCK are you?
Just a thought.
March 23rd, 2007 at 8:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
No women allowed is on the front page.
But women always go where they not welcome. It’s your duty to be a pain in the ass huh! Sure that’s what it means to be a woman.
March 24th, 2007 at 12:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e4fe6a7e6d7d
Just like there is no polite way to behave like a stupid misogynist jerk.
March 24th, 2007 at 8:39 am - IP Man-Hash: ec4099494ceba
And when we see someone like that, we’ll tell them.
March 24th, 2007 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: b3f21de6c0998
Uh… I never mentioned my gender, Billy. And, apparently, you’re not a woman, so how would you know? You don’t exactly put yourself in their shoes.
March 24th, 2007 at 11:46 am - IP Man-Hash: a730319341049
You’re a woman. Otherwise there would be no point in keeping your gender a secret, no?
March 24th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
I kno what Human is doing. She’s been scarred and humiliated before by someone smarter than her, so she decides to reuse all which was used against her to prove that she is superior.
I did something of the same a few years ago. That’s behind me now, but I see through it. Also, notice the ‘*smile*’ she put somewhere, trying to act like she’s made a point which can’t be argued.
March 24th, 2007 at 2:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I see. I stand corrected.
I suppose even the purported motives for this could also be construed as convenience, aligned to simple creatures with behaviour ruled by deeply ingrained instinct (as opposed to reason) whose sole objective in life is the biological imperative to mate as often as is physiologically practical and see as many of their young into self sufficiency (or perhaps sexual maturity) as possible.
You’ll notice, however, that the fast majority of infanticides (I see fit to include abhortion numbers) are performed exclusively by women.
Further, it’s only socially acceptable to curtail intrauterine life.
Thus, the parallel with the male lions (and other species) killing offspring sired by reproductive competitors is clearly flawed.
But it’s obvious I’m grasping at straws here.
I hereby admit animals are at most only as good as women when it comes to killing their young.
I take it I was spot on regarding the amefuto issue?
- Redd Square & Lacey - In Your Hands (Mix)
March 24th, 2007 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I believe that’s more than can be said of her.
- Redd Square & Lacey - In Your Hands (Mix)
March 24th, 2007 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Lmao.
March 24th, 2007 at 4:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e4fe6a7e6d7d
Sonyad, if the reproductive functions of the sexes were reversed, so that men were the ones that fell pregnant, do you believe that the abortion rate would increase, decrease or be somewhat equivalent to what it currently is for women in the western world?