Why Do Women Have Goofy Names for Their Vagina?
This Ask Dick question was sent to me by DaveB.
Dick, why do women have stupid names for their vagina? Nowadays you’ll hear a woman call it her “vag” or her “va jay-jay” or some other dumbass name that sounds like a 4 year old threw the scrabble bag at the board. What’s the deal?
Dave, I tested your theory by randomly pulling some Scrabble tiles out of a bag. What I found was that the letters didn’t spell out a child-like euphemism and therefore extremely inappropriate nickname for a vagina. They actually spelled the sound I make when anyone brings up vaginas for any reason:
“glthk”
If you’d like to play along at home, you can easily make that sound by swallowing some yarn.
Vaginas are so gross that even women are embarrassed to have them and women aren’t embarrassed by anything.
Women are like pigs in a lot of ways. They’re slovenly and fat, but more importantly, they are completely unaware of it. A woman could be twenty pounds overweight and actually think there’s nothing wrong with that! And “muffin tops” — where some broad’s stomach spills over her sweatpants like dough rolling over the paper cup of a greasy muffin — are a daily hazard for men of all walks of life. There could be no other explanation for these but a gross lack of self-awareness.
A pig is a pig even at a classy buffet, and even in a top hat.
And yet women are still embarrassed to have vaginas. Somehow the stigma of a vagina is so great that it penetrates the dense, lead-like shield that is a woman’s oblivious lack of self-awareness.
1. Vaginas are Illegal
Imagine a world where it was illegal for you to work for money. Stone masonry would be done in the dark. Career counselors would sit in the back of darkened taverns offering advice in unmarked envelopes and disappearing with a gust of wind and a door left ajar. James Brown would have been the FBI’s most wanted fugitive.
Believe it or not, that’s what the world is to women. Where men would be unable to sell our gift — our brains — for money in a farcical dystopia, women are currently unable to sell their vaginas. That’s a fucked dystopia.
In any country that you can’t get laid for free just because you’re not from it, prostitution is illegal.
I have done my share of illegal things. I can say for certain that without the mindset and the skewed ethics required to continue in such a lifestyle, the guilt of committing illegal acts is all-consuming. I’ve seen it happen.
That’s every day of a woman’s life.
Every day, a woman wakes up and breaks the law by selling her vagina for something. Maybe today it’s just a free Super Size or a scone, but tomorrow it could be a promotion or financing on a new car. Just because a prostitute doesn’t fuck, doesn’t mean she wasn’t paid for sex. Women are whores. Some just have bad customer service.
2. The Vagina Monologues
Women have goofy names for their vaginas because they’re embarrassed to have them. They’re are embarrassed to have them, they’re embarrassed to use them, and in this case, they’re embarrassed to talk about them. The Vagina Monologues is proof of that.
Men don’t need lame promotional circuits and back-patting over shitty poetry to talk about our cocks. We don’t need to wrap cock-talk in a protective layer of “art” just to do it. At most, we need five seconds of silence and a glance over our shoulder to make sure no women are around.
And so what? Take a look around. Everything on Earth that serves a purpose is shaped like a penis. Screwdrivers, jackhammers, the remote control to your television, pistols, plumbing, pencils, doorknobs; it’s no wonder they’re easy to talk about. The only thing that resembles a vagina is a wallet: something you mindlessly stick money in just because it’s going along for the ride. That’s embarrassing.
3. Women are Pedophiles
Everything that women do is designed to make them look 17 forever. They dress young, they talk young, they fuck-up nonstop like know-nothing children. The only reason women hate pedophiles so much is because the age of consent gives them the head-start they desperately need.
Talking about sex and especially their own sexuality like emotionally retarded 15 year olds make women seem like the spoiled teen cunts they all aspire to be.
I’m done with this topic. Not because I’m out of reasons, but because I’ve disgusted myself. I feel like I need to throw up some yarn.
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WOW… You need to grow up…I thinks its because you just dont get any vag.. that you hate it so much…
A nice chainsaw up your cunt and you will hate it too!
A lovely gushing burned into your cunt brain,
you and your kind will pay for what the feminazi’s have done!
We’ll hunt you down hooker-bitch-cunt!!!
Why the fuck do they allow patients at the mental hospital internet access?
WOW… You need to grow up…I thinks its because you just dont get any vag.. that you hate it so much…
He doesn’t like vaginas.
But he claims to have sex with a lot of bitches.
I am shutting this site down.
Theres nothing closer to perfection than when a woman yields to the strengths and desires of a man… Problem is, there are very few of the male species that are qualified to hold the title.
Qualified???
Stop blaming men for your shortcomings, sweety.
Women are not capable of “qualifying” (or DIS-qualifying) a man because women think THEIR desires are all that matters… and you girls look for male WEAKNESS in marriages and relationships.
Example:
” i want a man who will do this, say that, he should look like this, he should act like that, talk like this, dress like that. I want a man who knows where he is going in life…. as long as he comes running after ME”
Its pathetic.
And that very same “woman” will wonder where all the men are. And just like you – she will pretend why SO FEW MEN ARE “QUALIFIED” ENOUGH FOR THAT WEAK SHIT……. when she should really get a PUPPY for that.
Actually, I would agree with most of what you have stated here Chris, with the exception of including myself in your views on women as i feel that a man who will bend to my will is a complete waste of time. Sorry Chris, but i’m not here to argue with you. Sadly, there are far too many so called “men” out there who are more than happy to yield to a woman in the hopes of getting their cock wet… i would even go so far as to say that a rather large percentage of the men who rant and rave here fall into this category behind closed doors. It’s all well and good to blame women for the shortcomings of humanity, but i would suggest that men are partially to blame when they allowed themselves to be manipulated by the opposite gender.
be well… sidonia
She has a point Chris. Todays man is very much to blame for his own downfall.
Though I’d say it’s more children that hold a man than a wet hole. Women themselves realise this. Example: After finding a new ‘partner’ the first thing on a womans mind is to give him a child to tie him down. I’ve seen it way too many times for it to be disputed.
These days, strongly agree
hahahahaha
A) i love how you didn’t once answer the actual question asked you in the first place. just ranting about how much you dislike vag, va jay jay, vagina, w/e..
B)you obviously need to get laid, whether it be from male or female (probably male),
and C) you need to get out more, because even though there are bitches out in the world who might fit your biased opinion, there are still plenty of genuine females that you have obviously overlooked.
hahahahahahahaha
A) i love how you’ve been brainwashed to think a man is required to answer your questions, stupid bitch.
B) Maybe that’s WHY he wasn’t here to answer your question, you dumb, unfucked hooker.
C) You need to get it through your stupid cunt skull that he didn’t answer your question because he was getting out more to spend time with genuine females instead of a stupid cunt like yourself.
What exactly IS a genuine female, anyway????????
Is that like a life-support system for a vagina?
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants
“The only thing that resembles a vagina is a wallet: something you mindlessly stick money in just because it’s going along for the ride. That’s embarrassing.”
Simply Genius.
are you scared of vaginas? i think you might be.
I don’t think anyone is scared of a little hole between a woman’s legs.
wait, what’s wrong with the vagoo?, it’s fantastic, i guess you’ve never seen one
“Vagoo”? Seriously? Like, rhymes with “Ragu”? or “Mr. Magoo”? or “Hullabaloo”? How about “woo-woo” … since Mel Brooks did this much better than you, long ago [the whole clip is awesome, but the relevant part starts at 2:40 minutes in]
i think he likes dick a lil to much maybe cus hes gay..me on the other hand i love pussy..if ur a guy and you dont like pussy your crazy
If you’re a guy and you submit to debasing yourself and putting women on a pedestal,extending “rights”, privileges, and respect to them that they didn’t earn, especially given the fact that they see nothing wrong with abusing that courtesy, then you should be castrated.
They say they want equality, they want to be treated the same way as males. Treat them the same way you would treat another male who demanded something of yours that they aren’t entitled to,with scorn,ridicule, and derision.
They’ll come back begging for more every time,you can count on it.
i think hes just gay..obviously he doesnt like vagina..he seems to like dick a little to much..me on the other hand i like pussy
wow. i’d call you a dick but your really more of a cunt….you sort of look like police officer from reno 911 in a REALLY bad way!! LMAO!!!! oh well. say what you will. after your dead no one will care who the hell you are anyway. do you even fucking REALIZE how stupid you look!? your “that guy” that everyone loves to hate! and you think you
are COOL!? lmmfao!!!!!!! do you actually leave the house with that mustache!? do people throw things when you walk by!? do you cry at night!? lol your a sad little vagina you are. no woman would want YOU down there. oh well…enjoy being a loser. women are better than men. and single celled organisims are better than you.
p.s. my gay guy friend thinks your the shit. congrats. he now wants to do you.
wow. i’d call you a dick but your really more of a cunt….you sort of look like police officer from reno 911 in a REALLY bad way!! LMAO!!!! oh well. say what you will. after your dead no one will care who the hell you are anyway. do you even fucking REALIZE how stupid you look!? your “that guy” that everyone loves to hate! and you think you
are COOL!? lmmfao!!!!!!! do you actually leave the house with that mustache!? do people throw things when you walk by!? do you cry at night!? lol your a sad little vagina you are. no woman would want YOU down there. oh well…enjoy being a loser. women are better than men. and single celled organisims are better than you.
p.s. my gay guy friend thinks your the shit. congrats. he now wants to do you. XD
Dick masterson hates vagina.
thats not a manly thing at all.
I believe his position is that they’re disgusting,or something.
I personally disagree. It’s not THAT set of lips that I have a problem with, it’s the other set that spews whiny bullshit all day.
They leak.
Dick you should have on the front page a site that says “are you a man”
If any women go on this site it proves women lie :O
You should listen to Hi, Dick. This little idea shows a lot of potential. I’d love to have another fresh physical proof that women are born liars. Keep being Dick, Dick.
Egotistical men don’t hate women, sweety.
How could we possibly “hate” you.
You’re all so cute and fuckable!
And besides you gotta stop pretending the male ego is a “negative”.
• EGO took a man into space
• EGO split the atom
• EGO built the great wall of china.
• EGO wrote the world’s most beautiful symphonies
• EGO built the world’s most awesome architecture
• EGO breaks world record after world record after world record.
• EGO fucking climbed mount everest
STOP GOING AFTER A MAN’S EGO LIKE IT’S A “PROBLEM”
IT DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU –>> IT BELONGS TO HIM.
So get your greedy hands off it and get the fuck off this website.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
. . . . . . and while men are changing the fucking world and ACCOMPLISHING things with their awesome egos…. women are WHINING and COMPLAINING that he’s not doing enough for HER.
Live to climb Mount Everest?????????
. . . . or die trying to make a whining woman happy just because she doesn’t like that your “EGO” takes you somewhere ELSE.
Too bad bitches.
dear dilly dick,
men have many names for their wangs as well. so dont say shit.
speaking of dicks, how big are you?
you don’t seem like you’d have much.
jus saying. =]
sincerely,
vaglover
Real men name their shit COCK.
Cupcake run and get some coffee for the men.
The vagina is not pretty; it’s just a place for the dick to enter. There is no comparison between the two as the dick is much prettier.
*cough* Bitch *cough*
Ego also pleases their cunts.
“And so what? Take a look around. Everything on Earth that serves a purpose is shaped like a penis. Screwdrivers, jackhammers, the remote control to your television, pistols, plumbing, pencils, doorknobs; it’s no wonder they’re easy to talk about. The only thing that resembles a vagina is a wallet: something you mindlessly stick money in just because it’s going along for the ride. That’s embarrassing.”
A pistol? a fucking pistol? I dont know what you have between your legs (if anything) but that shape for a penis would be not to useful, when your penis can look around the corner for you, something wrong. Pull the big black african cock out of ur ass, and that penis should straighten right up for you! =)
and by what your saying, anything that is cylindrical in shape is automatically a penis look alike!
Bone Head!
This website reminds me of a cult of only men that hates women, a bunch of egotistical nerds!!
Egotistical men don’t hate women, sweety.
How could we possibly “hate” you.
You’re all so cute and fuckable!
And besides you gotta stop pretending the male ego is a “negative”.
• EGO took a man into space
• EGO split the atom
• EGO built the great wall of china.
• EGO wrote the world’s most beautiful symphonies
• EGO built the world’s most awesome architecture
• EGO breaks world record after world record after world record.
• EGO fucking climbed mount everest
STOP GOING AFTER A MAN’S EGO LIKE IT’S A “PROBLEM”
IT DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU –>> IT BELONGS TO HIM.
So get your greedy hands off it and get the fuck off this website.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I’m not going after a man’s ego, because its not a problem, until they need to have it stroked by other men, just so they can sleep at night! A man needs his ego, its what shapes them into the man they are, without it, well…. they’d be a little more like women, which no one wants anyways!
@ahyargue?
next time you go out make sure you don’t say more than 5 words tops, cos you if you cross that limit your chances of gettin laid will diminish very rapidly.
I’m married, dont gotta worry about that “studioline”
marriage != getting laid.
(FYI != means ‘not equals to’)
use this next time
≠
Indeed, RB.
marriage > getting laid.
But I think the reasons would be difficult for you to understand, since they would require understanding of concepts such as ‘love’ and ‘respect’, in which you seem to be lacking.
And you, I believe, have a greater understanding of the great concepts of love and respect just because you believe that marriage is ‘better’ than getting laid?
RB, I think he (more likely she) has shot itself in the foot already by referring to love and respect as ‘concepts’.
Touche!
Not ‘because’ of that.
But evidently I do have a greater understanding of the great concept of logic, since I would not claim that A=>B is equivalent to B=>A.
Having love and respect for each other (A) is what makes marriage better than just getting laid (B). Hence my statement was A=>B. But no, you can’t say for that reason that just preferring marriage means you have more love and respect. That would be claiming that B=>A, and while it’s usually true, it isn’t always, since there can be other reasons people get married, such as trying to get into the country.
And Solomon has pointed out my using the word ‘concept’ correctly as somehow ruining what I said. Why?
The funny thing is, Solomon questions my gender, when you two are the ones arguing like adolescent girls, on the basis of emotional commitment to your pre-existing opinions, rather than considering whether an argument has logical merit before you voice it.
Ah come on my good man(I hope). No hard feelings! After all, you understand the concepts of love and respect as if they were mathematical. And you are correct, for they probably are.
BTW, by => did you mean ‘greater equals’ or simply greater? If it is the former, I’m afraid you are in a bit of a pudding, old bean!
My pre-existing opinions went right out the door the moment I found this site.
And as far as love and respect goes. Women deserve neither. Love cannot be given by a woman, only by man. Women give sex, that’s why they put a price on it (love, marriage, respect etc.)
Women do not realize that sex is a worthless commodity. Why? Because THEY put the price on it, not us.
John, your ‘logic’ may have been applicable back in the day when women new their place, but they have long forgotten. Need proof?
It’s on the main page that a woman’s place is not here, and yet they come in droves. Their feminist indoctrinated brains are now hardwired for opposites.
Wanna get laid? Just tell a woman to stay out of your pants.
Menarebetterthanwomen
Then you have something to worry about, whyagrue even more.
You totally clueless.
Nerds ? Ahahaha. Please. Somebody pinch me.
u know u don’t have to prove your a chavenist by making a fucking book about it
I am laughing my ass off right now because there are more fucking stupid names out there for mens penises then there will EVER be for the vagina and unlike you gross pigs we don’t give our body parts pet names like you BOYS (yes I said boys because real men don’t put women down like this) do we have better things to sit around.
Here are few “pet” names I found:
Boner
Ding Dong
Tallywhacker (UK)
Skin Flute
Meat Cigar
One Eyed Monster
Pecker
Prick
Trouser Trout (or Snake)
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
Purple Helmet Soldier (or Warrior)
Tube Steak
Wang
Weiner
Woody
Tool
Junk
Dip Stick
Piss Pump
Nightcrawler
Love Pump
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
The Bird
Johnson
Thrill Drill
Sex Pistol
Plunger
Salty Dog
Schlong
Pocket Rocket
Wee-Wee
Pee-Pee
Willy
Wanker
Dong
p.s
First god made man and then he had a better idea.. ha isnt that the truth!!
“The first woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved”
Well, I guess you would know all about how to be a real man wouldn’t you?
sorry no I don’t know how to be a man seeing how I am a female but I do know how men should treat women and obviously all of you men have been threw a terrible divorce and I can see why she left your ignorant asses and by the way you all act so cold hearted I can also tell that the jury and judge took her side and you BOYS lost your case so try not to be so bitter ALL the time.
I was never stupid enough to get married you dumb presumptuous cunt. No woman ever took me for anything.
Now what.
Everything you just said has ZERO credibility.
Fuck off this website you stupid cunt.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
you’re just mad about how she made a great point, SALTY DOG.
now shut up and quit acting like you get laid !!!
But she didn’t make a point. It was FALSE.
Cute try though, sugartits.
And what makes you think I don’t get laid?? Just look at YOU.
You keep coming back for more disrespect and attention… and that’s NEVER gonna get you laid.
Think about it. And go make yourself useful on a cock.
i already got a bf dumbass
Yeah and you’re looking for MY attention you stupid cunt. What does that tell you.
idiot.
you’re begging for girls like me to want your attention. why? you don’t get laid.
shove it up your ass like that guy’s dick last night!
THAT’S BULLSHIT TOO – AND ITS BAD FOR YOU TO BELIEVE IT.
Because I want you to get your lips off my cock and fuck off and go suck your “boyfriend’s” dick instead.
But you just won’t leave.
Fascinating, isn’t it.
that was a pathetic comeback. you’re like the poser kid trying to make a comeback.
i never said i wanted your crust middle aged dick in my mouth- and i never will. you clearly treat women like a chinese newborn twin who came out last.
go listen to your barry manillow while wishing you had a pussy / ass / mouth to stick your dick in.
Pussy is a worthless commodity available to any man anywhere for alot less effort than posting a reply to you. And you know it.
Pussy not “priceless” –>> its WORTHLESS.
A man who knows this doesn’t have any problem getting laid or PLENTY of female attention from women who want HIM.
Just look at YOURSELF.
And it becums totally clear.
You are the perfect example.
And menarebetterthanwomen.
just look at yourself. i’ve noticed this… you’re on this website literally 24/7.
YOU get laid before you tell me any man can get laid like THAT. go tell that to the 56 year old virgin (<-you) world of warcraft nerd (<- Bob) that they can get laid like THAT and see what happens.
if its so priceless, why are people like you willing to pay hundreds to get it from prostitutes?
pussy is worthless to you, but i bet you know that some gay ass is worth paaying 50 bucks to penetrate. xD hahah BEOTCH.
PAYING HUNDREDS TO GET IT FROM A PROSTITUTE????
Versus what.
PAYING thousands for an engagement ring to get it from a woman who pretends she’s NOT??????? While she reserves the right and makes every effort to say NO.
When you take your head out of your cunt you’ll see that Man would actually be MORE rewarded to pay hundreds to get it from a prostitute …. than to pay for an unfulfilling WHORE such as yourself his mortgage, cars, and 1/2 of everything he owns for LIFE.
YOU DON’T PAY A WHORE TO FUCK YOU.
YOU PAY HER TO LEAVE.
Just like YOU are here for FREE.
But a man would have to PAY you to get RID of you.
Its exactly the same thing, you stupid whore.
And PS. I am working. Im in the internet business. And I work ALOT. I am online constantly as creative director for an Internet Company. That’s right bitch. I am smarter than you.
you’re also paying for HPV / herpes / HIV(AIDS) / crabs / syphilis / gonorrhea.
haha didja go to college?
only people like you would call me a whore. someone with the sense of calling “virgins: whores.” think about that in the third person. then think about how much sense that doesn’t make.
i think you’re the little bitch who actually believes in hitting girls. lol other men think you’re a douche bag. even my brother.
FOUR OUT OF FIVE AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE STDS.
And they are not even professional “prostitutes”.
4 out of 5!
That’s a FACT.
So you can stop pretending.
are you kidding me? WAYYY off. i’m taking health class now… and a MAN said this…. so don’t tell me i’m wrong ’cause it was in the newspaper, as well as our health books:
it’s 2 out of 5.
there’s a lot more people that believe in chastity than you think.
And a virgin IS a whore.
And and UNFULFILLING ONE.
And she’s not even fucking anyone!
Whores don’t have sex for fun and pleasure of ENJOYING one of life’s greatest pleasures…. they DON’T have sex until they get something ELSE.
That makes you a WHORE
CONGRATULATIONS.
She believes in going into a life contract INTENTIONALLY being unfulfulling… until a man pays the biggest price of all… his future, a promise to “god” for life until death, and the right to fight him for 1/2 of his assests in divorce court which she had nothing to do with EARNING.
YOU ARE THE MOST COSTLY, EXPENSIVE, UNFULFILLING WHORE THERE IS.
And you know it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
WRONG – your Health class can go fuck itself. I know 3 female gynecologists who say 80% for sure. And more information about you greedy selfish cunts can be found HERE…
http://ovature.wordpress.com/
“And a virgin IS a whore.”
once again. THINK ABOUT THAT STATEMENT AND HOW MUCH SENSE IT DOESN’T MAKE.
a lot of guys wanna marry a virgin too hahaha.
and boys are virgins too. hey that makes men whore, too! :D
how much of statistics are made up? my info could be false, and so yould yours. BUT what you just said:
“I know 3 female gynecologists who say 80% for sure”
they are women, so i guess you can’t believe them, right? since we’re soooo stupid and unreliable.
@Cuntsarestupid
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/864/sammichinspirationallh6.jpg
READ IT BITCH. Whores AVOID sex – until they get something ELSE. That’s the whole point of what a WHORE”S mentality is all about.
You think women who are “EASY” are whores.
But the women who are costly and difficult are the whores.
A lot of guys want to marry a virgin?????
Well I am not one of them. But don’t you think it’s fascinating how badly you want my attention.
And you’re running after me for my “respect”, because you are brainwashed to think you are “GOOD” with you WHORE MENTALITY.
We are not looking to get married to a selfish whore.
http://dontmarry.wordpress.com/
http://nomarriage.com
GO TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
@Bob
that was as stupid as your name.
@Chris
i’ve read things. and i actually think about what i’m saying before i blow steam out of my ass unlike you.
you’re as stupid as barrack obama and the rest of america that voted for him.
How old are you,cuntsarestupid?
Yes well… you believe in the ridiculous and the UNTRUE. The bible. Heaven and Hell. Which have nothing to do with REALITY.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU READ OR BELIEVE.
@thisisstupid, GTFO.
@Chris ‘n’ Bob, don’t waste your time on this bitch.She’s either retarded or 13 years old.
BOB – Her age is inconsiquentional. She stopped maturing when she started menstruating.
Hilarious when whore says “IM NOT A WHORE!…. but I read things and I believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny and the bible ‘n stuff”.
I was just trying to determine whether she’s too young to get a man, or too old.
Since she quoted her brother,I’m leaning toward the former.
i have these things calleeddd… friends…. in real lifeee… not on the internet with the other guys who think that men are so great and women are better of dipshits.
@RB you are gay.
@chris you’re gay for RB and Bob in a three some orgy of cum guzzling gutter monkeys.
@Bob you get your ass filled up by all three of them with busting blood vessels from the magnitude of dicks up your ass.
NOT EAT IT AND SWALLOW IT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH AND HER FUCKFACED HUSBAND YOU CONSIDER A ‘MAN’… when really, deep down inside, she’s a cover up and he, like you guys likes the feeling of gay wang down his herpes infested saggy vagina.
Well no matter what – she’s TOO FEMALE to be HERE.
She’s the SHINING EXAMPLE of women who GO and FIGHT to stay where they DON’T BELONG and are NOT WELCOME –>> AND THEN TRY TO GET AWAY WITH BLAMING MEN FOR IT.
I just can’t believe these fucked up women.
And a guy a guy who says “FUCK OFF – YOU SHOULDN’T BE HERE WE DON’T WANT YOU” she will pretend is an “internet pedophile” for pushing her AWAY even though she’s screaming for his attention.
That’s the problem out there.
ITS NOT THE MEN.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
@CUNTISTOOPID.
Feel free to tell my cock and salty balls how “gay” I am. Anytime you like sweety. I’m ready.
I think we can definitely assume by the comments of women here that they all really hate gays.
Menaremoretolerantthanwomen.
Are you surprised? If you were a woman, you would hate men who have no interest in fucking you too.
Look at how they react to STRAIGHT men who don’t want to fuck them. I mean that’s gotta be frustrating. MORE frustrating than GAY men who don’t want to fuck them. At least they can say “He doesn’t want to fuck me – because he’s GAY”
But when a STRAIGHT guy says “Im not interested – you’re nothing special” rather than EVER thinking it may have something to with HER, or that she’s just NOT FUN TO BE AROUND….
… she writes STRAIGHT MEN off as “gay” too,
It’s the only way a woman can live with herself.
Menarebetterathanwomen.
“@RB you are gay.
@chris you’re gay for RB and Bob in a three some orgy of cum guzzling gutter monkeys.
@Bob you get your ass filled up by all three of them with busting blood vessels from the magnitude of dicks up your ass.”
A shining example of the fact – “Women are anti-gay.”
@Chris and Bob, very good job here.This will go down this site’s records as another proof of women’s idiocy.
AND PS… How men should treat women???
There are only TWO WAYS to treat a woman.
A man can treat her PERFECTLY – The way SHE WANTS all the time…..
Or a man can treat her PROPERLY – According to her own behavior.
No women “deserves” to be treated PERFECTLY.
NONE.
But they ALL deserve to be treated PROPERLY. According to their own behavior. You just walked into a website and spread your cunt opinion where you are not welcome or invited. How the fuck do you EXPECT men to treat you for that.
GET THE FUCK OUT AND MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL ON A COCK YOU INTRUSIVE CUNT.
Menarebetterathwomen.
@CHRIS / BOB / THET REST OF YOU STUCK UP DICK HEADS:
HEY HEY HEY ! ! !
I’d say we ask god since he’s deciding where we all go. and since he created us…. yeahhh…
he says we are equal, dumb ass.
[ps: i'm sorry that prostitute gave you gonorrhea and crabs]
God didn’t create you.
Your horny FATHER – a MAN – created you.
He pounded his cock in to your mommies pussy ball-deep….. until the best part of you ran down the crack of your mother’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Menarebetterathanwomen at reality.
god created my dad, too, boy.
heyy that also means my MOM created me too. a WOMEN. dumbass. stick that in your juice box and drink it like a little bitch.
God is a Myth. He doesn’t exist except in your imagination. Just like everything else you believe. And just because you IMAGINE it , doesn’t make it REALITY.
Snap out of it.
Wisdom is not for everyone.
Especially YOU.
You should run – don’t walk – to the video store and rent George Carlin’s “IT’S ALL BULLSHIT AND ITS BAD FOR YOU”.
What you say , type and believe is –>> ALL BULLSHIT AND ITS BAD FOR YOU.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
you swallowed that shit like sperm, too.
yeah, it’s just cause you know your going to hell so you masturbate to that shit.
while your at it, go rent 8th Street Latina. more stuff for you to yank your trouser snake to
There is no such thing as HELL either, you stupid cunt.
SWALLOW IT !!!!
@IAMSTUPID
I don’t believe in your god, but I’ve read your holy book enough times to know that your bible clearly says “WOMEN====>SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
@BOB
IT SAYS THEY ARE EQUAL, DUMB ASS. READ THE FUCKING BOOK OF GENESIS.
MAN OWNS PARADISE – woman shows up , and she fucking ruined it.
You are not a man’s “equal”
You’re not even worth the gum under my SHOE.
he willingly took it. looks whos the dumb ass who went for that one. it was also a male (satan) who convinced her to do it.
i bet a woman chewed that gum up and left it there and you were the dumbfuck to step on it.
what you consider man is nothing more than smoke and mirrors of a gay little in the closet fag.
“1 Corinthians 14:35 (King James Version)
35And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.”
i’m catholic. i don’t believe in king james. xD
” 1 Corinthians 14:34:Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.”
Christian women OWNED by god.
Hilarious. She shoves a bible in your face and then starts BACKPEDDLING. Fuck I can’t stop laughing.
different religions. different beliefs. there are different editions of the bible for each of the different religions. not shove that up your ass.
“sorry no I don’t know how to be a man seeing how I am a female…”
Of course you don’t, so I would recommend you shut the fuck up about it.
Oh and while you’re at it, make me a sammich, bitch.
“SAMMICH” – Bwah ha ha ha …..
You got your bible quote wrong. “And the Lord God cast a deep slumber on the human, and he slept, and He took one of his ribs and closed over the flesh where it had been, and the Lord God built the rib He had taken from the human into a woman and He brought her to the human.” Robert Alter’s “Genesis” Nothing in the passage about equality. Woman is referred to as an active helper to man in the episode, an ‘ezer kenegdo. None of this equal nonsense.
Men and women should have DIFFERENT roles, according to the bible. Neither is inferior or superior to the other, merely different. The man is supposed to be the head of the woman, yes, but the bible also commands that a man is to “love his wife as much as she was a part of his own body”.
I think you’re right about this one; but how does one prove their religious beliefs (even with “evidence,” e.g., someone “saw” Jesus appear on a brick wall in Venice, or something; it’s rarely if ever REPEATABLE, and thus, not scientifically valid).
These concepts should hold true even OUTSIDE of a religious context, however – but whimmin have contorted themselves and our institutions via their assertions of equality, which cannot be, as MEN aren’t even equal to EACH OTHER.
TheVaginaMonologues-”We’reEquaaaaaal!!!”