Top Ten Reasons Marriage is Stupid
I would never marry a woman who hated me enough to let me go through with it.
Marriage is fucked and stupid and the second fastest way any young man can ruin his life. The first fastest way is by having a child. Try folding an index card in half twenty times. That’s how hard it is to find beer money or a blowjob in the budget once you’ve got a kid.
Here are the top ten reasons why marriage is stupid.
10. It Fucks With Other People’s Plans
When you announce the State of Emergency that is a modern wedding, you instantly fuck up the weekend plans of 200 close friends and family members. That’s 200 weekends shot straight down the drain in your emotional circle jerk of matrimony. That’s why marriage is so miserable. You’ve got to pay karma back 200 shitty weekends in a row for the ones you stole from everyone else.
Do you know how often Styx plays at the Hollywood Bowl? Fuck your stupid wedding.
9. The Biology of your Manology
Everything in your genetic makeup tells you to eat, drink, and fuck as many broads as possible. That’s why all that shit feels good. Your brain is hard wired for it.
There is nothing in your MNA (Man-DNA) that tells you to get married. In fact, your MNA is against it!
Not eating things that smell like shit and taste like shit is also in your MNA. It’s a genetic safeguard against eating feces. That means that biologically speaking, you need to have just as good a reason to get married as you do to eat your own shit.
I think you’ll find that that makes sense.
8. PD-Nay’s
Question: What is a PDA?
Manswer: A Personal Digital assistant, that I use to get business done.
Womanswer: A Public Display of Affection.
AKA, someone no one over 13 should give a fuck about.
Public displays of affection are illegal. I show my affection for a woman by railing her over the bathroom counter or by letting her bounce around on my lap whilst I’m watching the History channel. A wedding is an emotional money shot all over your face in front of your pals and parents. Does that sound like something you want them to see?
And since when did it become acceptable for men to start blubbering at a wedding. I don’t care if your dead dog is marrying “it’s raining beer”, crying is always a loss of all Man Points.
7. The Odds
The odds of a marriage working aren’t 50/50, they’re six billion to one. As far as I can tell, John McCain is the only happily married man in history. Are you married to a beer heiress who you also cheated on and she’s cool with it? Then you’re not a happily married man.
Marriage is a daily string of embarrassing compromise, miscommunication, and punctuated only by divine moments of fiscal responsibility.
Go to Vegas and bet your house, your car, your friends, and any pussy you’ll be getting for the next seven years on Black. If you can do that, you’re ready to get married.
6. Get a Maid
Get a maid, a butler, a babysitter, and a chef. It’s cheaper in the long run.
5. The Honda CBR 1100
The average wedding costs $10,000. The average Honda CBR 1100 costs exactly that!
Imagine carrying your drunk ass wife over the threshold of your honeymoon suite so she can start on the lifeless, frigid dent she’s going to put in your bed over the next 7 years.
Now imagine a bunch of hot jailbait bitches asking you questions about your new ten thousand dollar pussy machine that is the Honda CBR 1100.
If scientists ever create an artificial vagina, it will have a Ducati logo stamped on the side.
4. Jesus Didn’t Do it.
The answer to, “What would Jesus Do?” Is that he wouldn’t get married. Jesus did not get married, and he didn’t get married for one very good reason:
He had shit to do.
Jesus did more shit than anyone else in history and he was only able to do so because he didn’t have some shit-anchor wife nagging on his nuts 24 hours a day.
Besides, do you know how many bitches Jesus hooked up with? I’ve read the Bible front to back three times. Do you know what I learned the second time through? There are tons of ways to fornicate with a woman and biblegally get away with it.
Biblegally is a word I just invented to properly amalgamate the awesome power of the Bible with the utility of an argument based on semantics. I think it’s quite clever.
And even if you say Jesus hooked up with “zero” chicks, that’s still just as many as your average married man. The wedding ring you buy your fiancee is the exact same size your dick would have to be to fuck her. Congratulations, Mini Me. You’re the only married man getting laid.
3. Marital Rape is an Oxymoron
How in the fuck can there be rape in a marriage? What’s next, is an employer unlawfully detaining you by asking you to postpone your lunch break? Is it molestation when a fireman carries a kid from a burning orphanage?
Fact. A wedding ring is a VIP pass to backstage vagina. Anal is still for sale, but pussy is guaranteed.
2. Marriage is a Business
Never make a business decision based on emotions.
You don’t sign a lease on a dare. You don’t buy a used car because the dealer calls you cheap. You don’t race Needles because he calls you a chicken.
You don’t get married because you feel like you’re in love.
1. Marriage is for Gays
Like it or not, one of these days gay men are going to have the right to be married. I personally am against gay marriage. I think gay men have suffered enough.
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I hate weddings, and you’re right between relatives and friends I’ve lost about 25 weekends of my life. The ones where I was actually forced to be invovled in the process as a bridesmaid/maid of honor were the worst. People who want to commit themsleves to a life full of shit should do it privately so now one else has to pretend to give a fuck.
P.S. You are a sexist asshole and those sunglasses you where are ugly as fuck. At least buy a pair that complements your face. The whole time I watched you on Dr. Phil, I was like that guys is ugly as shit. Who the hell would fuck him? Your glasses were a huge part of that reasoning.
what??? how sexist can u fucking be? everyone is made and created equally, just saying that one sex overpowers the other is just retarded, without one sex, the other one can’t survive and vise versa, i have a gf and fyi i love her alot and shes one of the smartest girls i have ever met, just saying that she doesnt matter and that shes just another whore sickens me, not all women are bitches only the really fucked up ones who make bad descisions in life are but then again, who doesnt make wrong descisions through life? men have just as much as woman have if not more so
You obviously are on a leash. You would shit your pants if your girlfreind told you to.
The preceding comment has placed me on a 1 decade posting fast.
What? American please.
Could you translate that into something that makes sense.
Don’t bother Don. I’m pretty sure KT, D, e, f, et al (no, I did not type ‘fetal’… well, until right then) is a kid. The posts he/she makes sound extremely juvenile when spoken aloud and considered for their worth (nothing). I ‘m not 100% certain, but I think you’ll see what I mean if you review some of the posted content.
I found something that really does support Dicks claim that male brains are superior. Read this article if you havent. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-405056/Men-intelligent-women-c laims-new-study.html
I used to think we were of equal intelligence until I read this article.
Men are really better than women. My eyes have been opened.
Dick must of read this article becuase it supports all of his claims about brain size and verbal IQ and intelligence.
For know on if a women comes on this site and says she is just as intelligent as us superior males I am not even going to say anything, I am just going to let her see it for her self. Then maybe she will come to the conclusion that men are better than women.
They problem is that 4-5 points in IQ really do not make much of a difference. The difference comes in what you do with what you know. Anyone can regurgitate facts verbatim, but 4-5 IQ points doesn’t explain the absolutely HUGE gap between them and us. Think about it. We have built this entire civilization. If it all were to come to cataclysmic ruin through natural disaster or whatever, the only thing left after a thousand years would be that which men built.
Men are better than women, and as the grass cannot brush the clouds so too can they never touch our greatness.
Welcome aboard, Don.
I met now not know
Yeah you have a point, but this is proof that we are more intelligent because of our brain size and thats what I was after.
It supports Dicks claim. Now that I have something that supports Dicks claim I will beleive the stuff he says.
Hah, this article is true, but I have to point out one thing. Sir Josep James Frantz, you are one smart motherfucker. :D Dudette has nothing to back her opinions with. All she (presumably a she, but probably a goldfish, with no actual memory of everything) says is either everyone here is a homo. She doesn’t say homosexual, and since she’s a goldfish, I think she means homo, as in human. Or bash their grammatical mistakes. Seriously dudette, do us, humans, a favor. Either get the fuck off this site, or get a brain, presumably by doing a suicide and trying to re-born as a man, and then come here with atleast some facts, not just random rambling about how we’re idiots, fucknuts, fags etc.
And like some people here do.
menarebetterthanwomen.dudettegetabrain.andgetthefuckout
How could you say that? Men are just as good at anything as women. Guess you never got laid, huh?
Men don’t guess darling. We might be wrong. No problem for you though.
It’s a religious idea, created by men for ownership of property.
o_o
Yeah it is. And Dick even mentions it elsewhere on the site. So therefore if it is a stupid idea, and it was an institution created by a man…
“Backstage vagina” haha, sounds like a song on the new NKOTB album. Rape isn’t funny though, too far.
So much bullshit had to be religious, eh? PROSTITUTION was invented by PROSTITUTES -& it’s an outright FRAUD! You bet those idiots we call “husbands” NEVER came up with the idea of falling victims to the smartest scam in history… You just “argue” out of the need to stay in “business” LOL
Before I was rudely interrupted by your reactionary bullshit, I was explaining how the SEX-PLOY-TATION of MEN got to be -even CULTURALLY- endorsed. But thanks to MEN who won’t WORK for sex, things ARE CHANGING… Fact of the matter is, MEN have the upper-hand in the “battle of the sexes”; THEY JUST NEED TO BOYCOTT PROSTITUTION (Like in the marriage-strike!) The hookers know it -they PANIC at the coalition of MEN! Good luck with that, “ladies”!
Keep talking - your voice will be heard.
1 more thing; IF marriage was about the “ownership of property” there’d be NO PLACE for “spousal rape” -But that’s not the case: In reality, you’re “paying” her FOR NOTHING! MARRIAGE IS all about ENSLAVING MEN (MAKING YOU HER “provider”) & at best; FRAUD (Prostitution) -& WITH NO GUARANTEE OF SEX. When you get tired of that crap; it’s EXTORTION time (Divorce) BUT, like I said; the liberation of men is VERY SIMPLE: you just have to STOP PAYING FOR SEX (Obviously, that also means DON’T GET “MARRIED”) -That way; you’ll put the whores OUT OF “BUSINESS” for good -STOP COMPETING FOR THEM (read: “STOP BEING HER/THEIR BITCH”) YOU MUST UNITE! No “pain”, no gain.
So there it is; NO “man” who pays for sex has the right to say shit about women. If you are a willing slave; then don’t complain about your MASTERS!
PS.- Thinking about rape, it just hit me when WOMEN say that “ALL is fair in love & war” Yet ANOTHER double standard. Men getting fucked over by women, as usual? What the fuck will it take for you pussies to stand up to them?
The world is a shitty, shitty place. Fascinating, intriguing, but unfair and stupid. That’s life, and you can’t change that because there will always be whores who throw up their guts and still get handed big handfuls of cash.
But know that they make other people lots of money. There are two sides to every golden, slutty coin.
My advice: If you want to think about that, become deeply religious. It’s the only way I can preserve your sanity with all of the wrong in the world. All is God’s will.
That’s ‘I can preserve my sanity.’
or ‘You can preserve your sanity.’
I prefer the former.
As for the sluts - they use their bodies as a first resort, so as a man you must use your body as a last resort. Become an anti-whore. Rule them by charisma and conning; make them think they’re in charge. It’s fun, poetic justice. Wrong, stupid, ugly fun.
This is THE WORST ATTITUDE I’ve ever heard. I gotta tell you THE problem is the MASOCHISTS who stick their heads in the sand -NOT the whores: you have a CHOICE, I’m telling you! The issue is COMPLETELY on the hands of MEN -GRAB YOUR BALLS fucking sissy!
Seeing as how I can’t call a spade a spade in public, or a feminist a cunt in this case, without someone getting butthurt and trying to sue me for definition of character, I very much doubt it’s all in our own hands. If you don’t think there is a double-standard at play then you, sir or madam, are an idiot.
We are stirring a movement of sorts, I think, in the hearts and minds of men. This site is a refuge for those who are tired of being downtrodden. We earned our place in the sun long ago and continue to earn it to this day. We want it back.
This site is about what we deserve, and getting it back. We will not forgive nor forget. If you don’t like the attitudes displayed herein, ‘the issue is completely in your hands’ to GTFO.
That is all.
Sorry, was I too harsh? Let me rephrase: PROSTITUTION IS NOT A SELLER’S MARKET. In fact; IT’S SELLING SOMETHING THEY ARE WILLING TO DO FOR FREE. They’ll only get away with it WHILE MEN are their suckers! There, I hope you get it now. Yeah FEMINISM IS ALL ABOUT double-standards (Female SUPREMACY) -They’re NOT EGALITARIANS, THEY’RE FEMINISTS (Don’t even get me started on “iFeminists” -They’re ALSO FULL OF SHIT, just more subtle about it) So you’re walking on eggshells? You’re going by THEIR TERMS -Like I said, GRAB YOUR BALLS! Tell it like it is, EXPOSE THE BITCHES for what they are & most importantly: ACT accordingly. That’s what it takes, & IT’S WORTH IT! The pussy-whipped “men” out there are getting EXACTLY what they deserve: Whenever a man “pays” for sex, he’s putting that “woman” on a pedestal & telling her HE’S WORTHLESS. How the fuck could he EXPECT TO BE TREATED OTHERWISE? Think about it.
I do… I carry 3 revolvers in the winter and a concealable kevlar vest. My hands… they twitch when a cunt looks at me the wrong way (because I’m a seriously fucking rude person) and demand retribution.
It’s so hard man, so hard not to give into the urge and just open some throats.
Are you serious? THERE’S NO NEED FOR ANY VIOLENCE, just DON’T PAY FOR SEX! & PROBLEM SOLVED. That’s how easy it is! When will you fucking get that through your head?
PS.- You seem so INSECURE… 3 guns? you only have 2 hands!
Women both deserve and want to be treated like shit.
There you go! Guess what THEY define as “being treated like shit”? (NOT BEING PUT ON A PEDESTAL!) Anyway; this ISN’T about what THEY want. IT’S ABOUT what MEN want…
FYI: in spanish, WIFE, and SHACKLE are LITERALLY translated into THE SAME word; “Esposa”. Coincidence? i don’t think so! lol fuck you whores! guys: don’t EVER pay for sex -it’s your own DOOM!
You my good sir are my fucking god!
Keep it up man, and keep these whores in their rightful place (the kitchen).
True words. marriage is stupid
Agreed, all men should skip it and just adopt a child when they can manage one for the safety of the next generation.
Men are better than women at being single parents.
Men are much better than women at being single parents, women always fuck it up and especially boys whom will become complete fuck ups if they are raised by single mothers.
Marriage is a fatal mistake and Men need to know about this the easy way because some brainwashed men are learning it the hard way by making this fatal mistake and then cursing the day they were born.
A master feminist at his peak.
Your A Fuckin Hero in my Book!! Men wake up!!!!!!!!
We have.
But more men need to be waken up!!
I don’t blame you gentlemen for how you feel. It hurts, it hurts like a bitch! But after giving it a lot of thought and analyzing my situation and doing some reading, I think I have found an answer, at least for myself, and I’d like to share it.
After the Men’s movement and Women’s movement, both our roles have been changed. Women have more freedom, men who express themselves are more acceptable now. But, we have yet to adapt to this change. Evolve if you may. Women need to balance the freedom and their femininity, Men need to grow up from being boys into men. It’s not easy, but nothing worthwhile is. So stop bitching and whining, its a woman’s job, its called being feminine. And become men, stick to your guns, even when she threatens to leave you. Because that’s what real men do.
I left a guy like you! Follow this MAN advice and you’ll be wondering around aimlessly for the rest of your life. Why don’t all you guys do the future a favor and go win a Darwin Award!
That Johnny.B is a woman for sure, never ever listen to a woman because she’s always full of bullshit.
And there was not Men’s movement you sick cunt ,only women’s movement with whom women bitched about unfair laws and men are now paying for their fathers mistakes, women got the right to vote over 100 years ago, the feminist movement is a hate movement you stupid useless and worthless cunt.
The men’s movement is a social movement that includes a number of philosophies and organizations that seek to support men, change the male gender role and improve men’s rights in regard to marriage and child access and victims of domestic violence. Major movements within the men’s movement include men’s liberation, masculism, men’s health, mythopoetic men’s movement, pro-feminism, anti-sexism and men’s / fathers’ rights as well as organizations supporting male victims of rape.
Man I fucking love ur site, because it’s so true
Im only 17 and im in a relatioship i can’t fucking stand it
I only do it for the sex
All she fucking does is whine, cry, bitch , nag me, talk shit about me behind my back
I can’t take it anymore
Im dumping her at the moment lol.
fuck buddies are so much better
FUCK WOMEN
Indeed and after you dump her get on to the next vagina, women are just life support for vaginas,boobs and their throats which are good for blow jobs.
Women are a waste of time and money. make sure you fuck them as much as possible because that’s the only thing they have to offer to a man.
Or just disengage. I prefer to fuck myself than deal with bullshit.
If there is no bullshit, then I’d be willing to fuck.
i like your way of thinking here
Then why aren’t you naked and kneeling at my feet?
It’s a religious idea, created by men for ownership of property. O_O
Yes we saw you said that already diplip.
Actually if you look into the history of marriage, it was invented by women. Men have another word for ownership of property called women, it’s slavery.
man thats just sad. You’ll be wandering around for the rest of your life VERY lonely. Just wait till your 30 and over- under 30 you’ll come by sex easily- party- night stands, etc- when you hit 30+ EVERYBODY will begin to get serious- mates will be moving in with girl friends- proposing- marriage- etc- and there will be mr.fuck, i’m stupid. With no girlfriend because he went into adulthood with this attitude. lol. Poor you. You’ll be an outcast- just wait.
@DUDETTE IS AN IDIOT CUNT.
The guy (above) is right at you’re WRONG.
For starters, until women work and make an effort to mean anything ELSE to him…. he can look at woman as no more than sex tools for his own pleasure as much as he wants.
Take your shitty backwards female programming somewhere else.
—-” when you hit 30+ EVERYBODY will begin to get serious- mates will be moving in with girl friends- proposing- marriage- etc- and there will be mr.fuck, i’m stupid” —-
The overwhelming majority of MARRIED men say “FUCK I AM STUPID”.
Just ask any married man. NONE of them are tapping other men on the shoulder and saying “Dude! Get married! Its the smartest thing you could ever do in your life’
While you miserable women are looking to MEN for your happiness like men owe it to you, we are laughing our fucking asses off.
I am over 30 and never engaged or married. And every day my MARRIED friends tell me —>> FUCK YOU WERE SMART.
menarebetterthanwomen.
As usual every man in this thread is right and every woman should fuck off this website.
NO men do NOT want marriage. And more of us are REFUSING it. We’re refusing women in all sorts of ways that matter. No he will not regret it when he is 30 and 40 and 50 or 100. NO he WONT be lonely. Women are fuck all stupid when it comes to this point more than anything else. Men are SELF SATISFYING. We have an internal structure that craves INTELLIGENCE. We are able to satisfy that need on our own.
You get stupider with every comment.
Thats because you have stupid friends you idiot. and btw i’m not looking for a HUSBAND. you fucking jerk. I’m more concentrated on my studies. and i think you’ll find it interesting that ALL of the girls in my class have HIGHER grades than most of the boys- what do you have to say to that smart one? Ddi you know that it is a fact that females are more intellegent and smarter than males- we process more word a day and learn more quickly. oooo. burnnnnn. idiot.
Good luck on those high grades in the real world.
AGAIN notice the double talk and double standards of a woman. We as men decide not to marry, and we are fucking jerks, assholes and bastards. SHE decides not to look for a husband and that is perfectly ok.
Sugartits, when you are in the real world, earning 75 cents on the dollar because you don’t take the kind of employment that a man is taking, your better grades won’t mean shit.
Let’s see you study something serious.
TALKING more per day does not demonstrate intelligence. Men are able to communicate on levels that women can’t even imagine because of our higher intelligence. We don’t have to pad our conversations with extra useless bullshit just to feel smart.
So no, no burn sugartits. Nothing a woman on here has ever burned a man. If you understood men you would realize that. But, you are a woman.
menarebetterthanwomen.fuckoffthiswebsite.
Doing a man’s job is great! I’m in the fixtures and fitting’s business (plumbing) which requires very little brain function and physical work. I was one of the few people in high school who were expected to do “great” things (you know typical straight A bullshit that doesn’t count for shit), but hey, i say you’re more intelligent earning a hundred grand a yeah for piss poor work than having to go to college for 7 years to become a doctor!
Agreed straight A’s don’t mean shit. I used to think it did in school, they thought the same thing about me. Just went to my 20th and they were like, you were so smart. No G I wasn’t smart. I just was able to respond quickly. It’s all bullshit in this regard.
What really matters is eating, and fucking.
You are a piece of shit. Simple as that. Scum.
Gentlemen, Nik does have a point. I’ve not seen such well thought out and well spoken commentary as this before. So, after due diligence granted to consider to the weight of Nik’s argumentation, I believe I have changed my mind. Dick, sir, though your arguments are based on fact, statistics and mountains of anecdotes and millions of experiences of men worldwide, they simply cannot compare in the least to Nik’s well founded and many proofs. So I think I am going to have to find a wife, I’ve been convinced of the benefits of marriage.
Sign,
One Lost to the Cause Due to OVERWHELMING Logic Provided by Nik.
brush replacement, are you such an imbecile that you can’t comprehend that marriage has become obsolete? Yes, that’s right, you’re a goddamn imbecile.
Uh yes. I need to teach you the meaning of a few words. Let’s start your first lesson now. “Sarcasm”.
Easy, now. Let her yell at the bottom of her shoe.
Shoe therapy is good for whimmin.
Yes, i was stupid enough to get married. Every moment of every waking day from then until now and for the rest of my life has been a swirling torrent of pain and misery. I would love to leave her but I also was crazy enough to have 3 kids.
Tough break, man.
“I contemplate divorce every day. It tugs on my sleeve each morning when my husband, Will, greets me in his chipper, smug morning-person voice, because after 16 years of waking up together, he still hasn’t quite pieced out that I’m not viable before 10 a.m.” -Ellen Tien
Shut the fuck up.
Marriage is a fatal mistake, Men wake the fuck up and don’t do it, never.
If you want to pass on your genes then make lots of moneys before you’re 40 and then pay a woman to incubate your child ,then hire some maids and babysitters in order to help you raise the kid and also day care centers are good.
Hire her anonymously, so she has no idea where you are from.
I wonder what your children would say if they read that. Imagine how you would feel if you realized you were a burden to your father. What an asshole you are. You have THREE kids, grow up, get a real job- get off the internet and bond with the family- that is probally your problem, you dont bond with your family you fucking sick cunt. Like I said- GROW UP. You have a family to provide for. Fucking lame ass wannabe. Fuck off.
Again you are WRONG and STUPID. It is not the children that are a burden but the woman. CHILDREN are generally smarter and able to accomplish more than a woman. Male children at least. If he had girls, he just just leave this broad and let the little bastards fend for themselves. In one study over 215% of women that had girls and the man had left them, ATE THE CHILDREN.
THAT IS SAD AND DISGUSTING. WOMEN eating their own children. So sorry butterface, it is NOT the children that are the burden.
Women are so dumb they will eat their own children.
um okaaay then, WHERE THE FUCK do you get ur facts from? Obviously you never paid attention in science loser coz only SOME insects do that- and they dont even eat the children, they eat the male. lol, coz he gets in the way. It was the same with Dinosaurs you fucking ignorent cunt. lol open a book. homo
I’m sure lots of males get in your way. Hard to accomplish something great when there are so many men doing it better.
Once again a woman is befuddled by logic. I will quote myself:
“In one study over 215% of women that had girls and the man had left them, ATE THE CHILDREN.”
I said 215% on purpose to see if you were even smart enough to pick up that OBVIOUSLY RIDICULOUS percentage. You missed it completely. Instead you tried to impress with your pitiful knowledge of insects.
It is IMPOSSIBLE for 215% of a group of people to perform some action. It is however not impossible for one woman to be 215% more stupid than the last one.
Damn even when you give a woman an a bone she is unable to gnaw on it.
Actually though there were times in history when it is claimed that people did eat their children. That has nothing to do with my ridiculous assertion above, which is just plain silly.
menarebetterthanwomen at making up stupid and obnoxious statistics.
Obviously in male that agrees with this shit is actually a homosexual or a muslim.
Honey if you hate women stick with men, we don’t need crybabies who can’t handle being male.
I’m a woman and I totally hate marriage its just a bunch of papers that fuck your life.