Top Ten Reasons Marriage is Stupid
I would never marry a woman who hated me enough to let me go through with it.
Marriage is fucked and stupid and the second fastest way any young man can ruin his life. The first fastest way is by having a child. Try folding an index card in half twenty times. That’s how hard it is to find beer money or a blowjob in the budget once you’ve got a kid.
Here are the top ten reasons why marriage is stupid.
10. It Fucks With Other People’s Plans
When you announce the State of Emergency that is a modern wedding, you instantly fuck up the weekend plans of 200 close friends and family members. That’s 200 weekends shot straight down the drain in your emotional circle jerk of matrimony. That’s why marriage is so miserable. You’ve got to pay karma back 200 shitty weekends in a row for the ones you stole from everyone else.
Do you know how often Styx plays at the Hollywood Bowl? Fuck your stupid wedding.
9. The Biology of your Manology
Everything in your genetic makeup tells you to eat, drink, and fuck as many broads as possible. That’s why all that shit feels good. Your brain is hard wired for it.
There is nothing in your MNA (Man-DNA) that tells you to get married. In fact, your MNA is against it!
Not eating things that smell like shit and taste like shit is also in your MNA. It’s a genetic safeguard against eating feces. That means that biologically speaking, you need to have just as good a reason to get married as you do to eat your own shit.
I think you’ll find that that makes sense.
8. PD-Nay’s
Question: What is a PDA?
Manswer: A Personal Digital assistant, that I use to get business done.
Womanswer: A Public Display of Affection.
AKA, something no one over 13 should give a fuck about.
Public displays of affection are illegal. I show my affection for a woman by railing her over the bathroom counter or by letting her bounce around on my lap whilst I’m watching the History channel. A wedding is an emotional money shot all over your face in front of your pals and parents. Does that sound like something you want them to see?
And since when did it become acceptable for men to start blubbering at a wedding. I don’t care if your dead dog is marrying “it’s raining beer”, crying is always a loss of all Man Points.
7. The Odds
The odds of a marriage working aren’t 50/50, they’re six billion to one. As far as I can tell, John McCain is the only happily married man in history. Are you married to a beer heiress who you also cheated on and she’s cool with it? Then you’re not a happily married man.
Marriage is a daily string of embarrassing compromise, miscommunication, and punctuated only by divine moments of fiscal responsibility.
Go to Vegas and bet your house, your car, your friends, and any pussy you’ll be getting for the next seven years on Black. If you can do that, you’re ready to get married.
6. Get a Maid
Get a maid, a butler, a babysitter, and a chef. It’s cheaper in the long run.
5. The Honda CBR 1100
The average wedding costs $10,000. The average Honda CBR 1100 costs exactly that!
Imagine carrying your drunk ass wife over the threshold of your honeymoon suite so she can start on the lifeless, frigid dent she’s going to put in your bed over the next 7 years.
Now imagine a bunch of hot jailbait bitches asking you questions about your new ten thousand dollar pussy machine that is the Honda CBR 1100.
If scientists ever create an artificial vagina, it will have a Ducati logo stamped on the side.
4. Jesus Didn’t Do it.
The answer to, “What would Jesus Do?” Is that he wouldn’t get married. Jesus did not get married, and he didn’t get married for one very good reason:
He had shit to do.
Jesus did more shit than anyone else in history and he was only able to do so because he didn’t have some shit-anchor wife nagging on his nuts 24 hours a day.
Besides, do you know how many bitches Jesus hooked up with? I’ve read the Bible front to back three times. Do you know what I learned the second time through? There are tons of ways to fornicate with a woman and biblegally get away with it.
Biblegally is a word I just invented to properly amalgamate the awesome power of the Bible with the utility of an argument based on semantics. I think it’s quite clever.
And even if you say Jesus hooked up with “zero” chicks, that’s still just as many as your average married man. The wedding ring you buy your fiancee is the exact same size your dick would have to be to fuck her. Congratulations, Mini Me. You’re the only married man getting laid.
3. Marital Rape is an Oxymoron
How in the fuck can there be rape in a marriage? What’s next, is an employer unlawfully detaining you by asking you to postpone your lunch break? Is it molestation when a fireman carries a kid from a burning orphanage?
Fact. A wedding ring is a VIP pass to backstage vagina. Anal is still for sale, but pussy is guaranteed.
2. Marriage is a Business
Never make a business decision based on emotions.
You don’t sign a lease on a dare. You don’t buy a used car because the dealer calls you cheap. You don’t race Needles because he calls you a chicken.
You don’t get married because you feel like you’re in love.
1. Marriage is for Gays
Like it or not, one of these days gay men are going to have the right to be married. I personally am against gay marriage. I think gay men have suffered enough.
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“Marriage is for Gays”
- Too true; too true. My brother is gay, incidentally. He’s able to get a civil union but not a full marriage. It makes little difference really. He’s never been happier. On the other hand it takes clinical insanity for straight guys to marry these days, unless they really, really love them religiously (which is a rarity… and even then the stakes are high).
”It makes little difference really. He’s never been happier. On the other hand it takes clinical insanity for straight guys to marry these days, unless they really, really love them religiously (which is a rarity… and even then the stakes are high).”
Much to high to be worth the gamble or the effort the male will have to make to have the marriage/partnership work. She’s been given all the jokers in the pack to have to bother. If she really hates him at the end, she can even accuse him of rape (in the UK at least) if the fancy takes her.
And the feminazi’s aren’t finished ripping our social structure to bits yet.
fuking True!!
I am shutting this site down.
Exposing feminazi’s=women who hate men
This was exposed a Gentleman named Gino Favero and this is his response!
http://ubuprojex.net/wihw.html
“all men must die”
All men Must Die
http://www.kfs.org/~kashka/ammd.html
(it’s password protected) I will let you know ASAP when crack it!
Old Boys Network
A feminazi anti male anti patriarchy site
go through the pdf to see dehumanization of men and plans to eradicate men through propaganda over the internet
http://www.obn.org/obn_pro/downloads/reader1.pdf
No one is hard wired for marriage. Marriage is just a bunch of legalities. However, contrary to popular belief, men are more hard wired for a monogamous relationship than women are.
Man instincts tell him to procreate so his family line doesn’t die out. When a woman has a baby, she knows it’s hers. Men don’t have the same comfort in knowing if a child is theirs or not.
So when a man commits, it’s not necessarily because he wants to be with the woman forever. They simply feel a need to be there to “watch over” things. This is the same reason that men don’t like other men around their families.
So any woman who says that men are natural cheaters or whatever, they’re wrong. Women are naturally more likely to not give a damn about the marriage in my honest opinion.
{{Man instincts tell him to procreate so his family line doesn’t die out. When a woman has a baby, she knows it’s hers. Men don’t have the same comfort in knowing if a child is theirs or not.}}
Spot on. This could easily change, the science is there.
Why is having a child a way to ruin a man’s life?
There is only one way marriage will work, and that is if the man is in charge, and the women does everything the man says.
Top Ten Reasons Marriage is Stupid
You should have added ‘For Men’ in the title Dick. For women it mqakes perfect sense, for all the reasons stated above and the obvious one. I’m supprised women don’t dance down the isle singing ‘I’m in the money’ and they know in time they’ll grind him down to being a slave.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2607067/Wife-deceived-me-int o-bringing-up-her-lovers-kids.html
Tricia writes; ‘Without marriage there would be no divorce’. Wow. Really? Without fire there would be no arson. Without weather there would be no hurricanes. Without trees there would be no forests. Without brains there would be no stupidity. The Internet is amazing in that the information found here is without comparison. No one in real life would utter something in public so seriously dumb without using being drunk as an excuse.
Type in youtube’s search: Ah, L’Amour
And watch the cartoon by Don Hertzfeltd.
Without marriage there would be no divorce
To the male readers of this site: Never let a woman control the conversation. That’s when the shit starts. I don’t care if it’s your sister or a woman lawyer. If this is new to you, learn how or suffer a life of worthlessness. When I was in 6th grade and learned about women’s monthly thing, I thought I was born on the wrong planet- it seemed so wrong. I don’t know if any of you know this but in the days prior to agriculture, which is a relatively modern invention, women had a “period” only once or twice in several years, and the population was definitely stable. Boom, agriculture, and living in houses, and they go straight to once a month. That is why EVERY woman now is not fit to be around, and listened to. Every woman I know is so hormonally screwed-up- face it, guys, women are completeley shitbrained. Control the conversation with any cunt and you will rid yourself of unnecessary anxiety. I seriously doubt I will get married unless I get a very subserviant wife, very feminine, from some other respectful country. America protects sluts. You don’t see that in Chile, for example. I’ve been there, women are NOT SLUTS. They know what’s going ON a lot, lot better. Thanks, America.
I hate typos. Completeley should be completely. By the way, this may offend some readers, but we are programmed from thousands of years of living, and here is what I have to say: Men all have a serious sex drive- imagine a woman on her week of the month when she has a two foot dildo hanging out of her mouth, in the bedroom or in private secretly, and imagine that Every Day- that’s how a man feels. It’s all about the balls. Any relationship with women should be all about the man’s balls. Do anything to make him feel more comfortable, and you’ve got world peace. But here’s my real comment: Men have been doing women as much as they want forever. It’s just now that the women are getting pregnant EVERY TIME. Back in Nature, we fucked all the time, no problem, because very few pregnancies. Why? Because of the natural cycle- women rarely ovulated. And we were happy. What else was going on? Probably the best sex ever, all the time, because look in our brains, every one of us. There is a “naturally occurring” receptor for pot. Yes, cannabis. Well, how did it get there? From what our ancestors did. Pot, sex, hunting, gathering, etc. What is this urge for religion? Pretty much any religion nowadays, including Christianity, is a stab in that direction of fulfillment. But it ain’t shit compared to what we once had. Imagine the love of women and nature and on that stuff… Your instincts come from hunting- that’s very necessary for survival. Why are men at the top of their game? From the history of hunting. The women tended the children and prepared edible plants. Naturally men are what they are from domination in hunting. Women offered sex to the man who came back with the meat. I don’t suggest pot now, its bred wrong. And NEVER allow women to touch it. No woman should. If experimenting, men only and only those fit and prepared for it, and in the right setting, but even then NOT NOW. Look at society. It’s a man’s world, but a woman’s fuck up, the speed of it all, and the lunacy. They brought it to us with all these fucking kids all the time and shitty families.
On spot. Total agreement.
Damn!!! I can attest to that! Just got divorced after 7 years and boy are these so right on the money!!! Besides, the amount you spend for the wife in 5 years will buy you a life time of high class hookers!!
ok…. the whole idea of marriage is bad. let’s get rid of the word. it’s sooo old. it goes back thousands of years. they were smart back then, but still we are way much more on the ball. anyway; marriage should not be done anymore by anyone. we may be put together by govt for taxes, but that’s it. I’m catholic and I don’t want to get married. it’s to stupid. the church is always wrong. they are not smart. all the smart people left the church a long time ago
I can’t believe this site exists. Men are not better than women. In fact, I don’t want to be attached to any man for the rest of my life because they’re fucking selfish pricks, yeah I hope you’re proud of yourselves. I hope you all die exactly three seconds after you realize that you’re wrong.
“In fact, I don’t want to be attached to any man for the rest of my life because they’re fucking selfish pricks…”
Good for you.That’s one more man who won’t have to pay alimony or child support. I feel happy to have done my part to keep another young man from having to commit suicide because some selfish greedy bitch took him for all he was worth.
Nicely done Bob. I stopped 4 weddings in the last 3 years. And I still get thanks for it. Cheers.
All whimmin want to be attached to as many men as they can, but only financially. Men are designed to create and grow; whimmin are designed to receive. Hence, a man expresses his empowerment my giving to a marriage, the community and the world in some form of labor, charity or teaching.
Whimmin think empowerment means the right to go shopping in a slutty dress and not be ogled.
Women essentially think like terrorists: “If something is good for me, it’s right. And if you don’t give it to me, I’ll hurt you or kill you.” This is why whimmin in the Arab world are especially pissy and need to be doubly controlled.
The more power and freedom of choice women exercise, the more chaotic our society as a whole becomes. The irony is, the more free a women is, the more unhappy and hateful she becomes. To live happy, women need to be gently guided and taught to do right very early on in life, then guided with a firmer had as they grow. If done right, women can be taught how to behave property by the time they are ready to be married, and live happily.
This site still exists because bitch like you. And I predict it will be around for a very long time.
” I can’t believe this site exists. Men are not better than women. In fact, I don’t want to be attached to any …”
Good. Great job on discouraging more men from getting married!! I hate to see any man end up with you!!!
“I hope you all die exactly three seconds after you realize that you’re wrong.”
Excellent! Another well-wisher!
Let’s see here…eternity minus 3 seconds = men win, again, as the three seconds is indiscernable in the context of infinity, and irrelevant within the context posed anyway, as we’re not wrong.
Whimmin-ContinuallyProvidingMoreEvidenceMarriageIsOnly”Half”Stoooopid
Huh? 10-niner-five, you’re coming in a bit weak, over?
while i agree that marriage isnt necessary and more of a illusion created by delusions. i would say your 10 reason are completely lame and btw u wouldnt get a cbr1100. u would get a cbr1000rr… either way that was probably your lamest reason of them all. but really those reasons really fuckin suck.
Please think before you type dumbtard!
if it wasnt for your pussy, you wouldnt be wanted, oh and your tits, if they are nice, but they only last for a few years, then you arent wanted, the man will be trapped only financially, but dont fool yourselves you love sick bitches, all men fuck around, even those gay fucking christian married to women ones, they all watch porn, wanking their married tagged little dicks, wearing their christmas sweaters that you bought him so he looks nice in front of your mummy and daddy, sad little cunt, he probably goes to bed with you at night, getting tucked up into the floral bed sheets, and flowery curtains, fucking queers, you are married to a queer, you will never know your gay husband, because that is how think you split arses are !!
Real men dont get married, they fuck, eat and enjoy their freedom from having a naggin split arse moaning at every chance possible,
Yep! You are right: marriage is worthless. The best thing a married man can do is buy a gun and not be afraid to use it on her if your wife/girlfriend starts threatening divorce. Let the birth rate fall to zero and marriage rate be nonexistent. We don’t care how many false christian women cry because they can’t get married
Boys, listen…
There are women alive at this -very- moment, who know their place. They understand their own role and that they cannot ever hope to find happiness or stability outside that role. These women are some of the happiest, most accomplished and most amazing people I’ve ever found on this pathetic, little rock. Most of them matured watching their mothers buy-in to all the ‘feminazi’ propaganda of the last three decades. A large percentage of them have come from single-parent homes – so they see just how well that shit works…and they loathe it. These women are more interested in THEIR OWN ROLE, what they can contribute to a relationship in terms of reducing the stress on the men in their lives. That includes (often freaky) sex, food and a lack of argument over shit that doesn’t matter.
With that said, they’re few and far between – but they do exist.
I’ve spent more than a few years watching the battle of the sexes…and frankly, women just aren’t capable of the same things men are. They lack the ability to switch-off and do what needs doing. Which is why they love things like protests of violence – they aren’t capable of say…gutting a Human being and making a lamp of their torso. They ‘feel’ too strongly about it. It’d panic them and they can’t handle that. If a man is driven far enough, ribs will be exposed, lamps will be made and eventually he’ll switch back on and feel that it was a damned shame, but needed to happen.
These “new women” get that. They don’t call me out or try to talk down to them when they react. Instead, they STFU and offer to help him de-stress after the fact. Exactly the way they’re supposed to…if they want to be valued and kept around.
Which brings me to my next point…
You’re married. You have children. Think you’re trapped? Hardly… You just need to be more creative (and, if I may, evil). Make her cheat. Prepare for it. Get it on flim. Get a lawyer, give him the film and file for divorce based-on: “Gross Infidelity” and sue the guy in civil court for “Alienation of affection”. A good lawyer, with that evidence, will win both cases for you. You’ll pay her nothing and HE will pay YOU. Roll that case into a custody hearing…etc, etc.
So then, you’re free, get to raise your children as you see fit AND you get a nice settlement to spend on yourselves. You’ve won – and can now look around for a younger, more reasonable model to assist with your stress level. Might I suggest one of these ‘new’ types?
-D.
[quote="The Devil"]You’re married. You have children. Think you’re trapped? Hardly… You just need to be more creative (and, if I may, evil). Make her cheat. Prepare for it. Get it on flim. Get a lawyer, give him the film and file for divorce based-on: “Gross Infidelity” and sue the guy in civil court for “Alienation of affection”. A good lawyer, with that evidence, will win both cases for you. You’ll pay her nothing and HE will pay YOU. Roll that case into a custody hearing…etc, etc.
So then, you’re free, get to raise your children as you see fit AND you get a nice settlement to spend on yourselves. You’ve won – and can now look around for a younger, more reasonable model to assist with your stress level. Might I suggest one of these ‘new’ types?[/quote]
Taken that you are The Devil, and are quite the expert in these types of matters, don’t you think that this kind of thing would be easier said than done?
Ahhh fuck! Bad attempt at quoting.How the fuck do you do that anyways?
Of course it’s easier said than done – but that doesn’t make it impossible to accomplish. It simply requires a bit of planning and the will to carry it out. What’s the old axiom…”Nothing worthwhile is ever easy”…?
Friend. That was one of the best comments I have ever read on the Internet.
Thank you!
I stopped believing such wimmin ever existed long ago.
Wimmin like you give fresh inspiration & much needed oxygen to the guys around here.Wimmin like you have realized the futility of locking horns with the guys always.
May wimmin like you (friends of guys grow from strength to strength) in numbers in coming years.
If I marry, I’d be the cook in the kitchen, the maid in the living room and the whore in the bedroom.
Im never getting married simply for the fact that men are dumb just like this websit