Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Men Are Better Than Women.
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no 5 is funny. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit.
yeah, no religion would ever put a woman in charge of shit, prob only a man like you would be charge of shit, which is clearly the case here.
Thanx for proving him and men right “Brandon”.
Next,
Damn it!I am the leader fuck head.AA and chris are just minor fuck heads.I like it up the arseee and Chris does too.*wink*
Damn cunts!I am so hardxcore and your jealous.kthnxbabe
I’m a fuckhead!yeah well it’s just who I am.8D
seems you had verry bad experience with women! i feel bad for you :(
LOL YEAH RIGHT !! despite all your nonsense bla bla bla about women your stuck with us so to bad and no matter what you say you men cant live without us uhhhhh poor you guys unless your gay! why dont you try to be in our shoes just one day how about trying to give birth with your fatass DICK you wouldnt last a minute…anyways no one is better than no one but men cant live without women and woman cant live without men there must be a reason for that…..
dick u re so ignorant i just feel so bad that there is still people like u in the universe and 4 everyone posting the comments u need to chill and stop waisting ur life in this stupid wedsite.men are not better than women and women are not better than men that is the truth and most of u here re men n u wont accept that n u wont either but let me give u a wise tip stop waisting ur life and give thanks to god that he made men and women because we re both wonderfull and we re both terrible.and for the girls in here defending theirselves dont waist ur time this guys here re not worth it thats why they re alone and guys stop thinkin that women re inferior to u because without them non of u will be alive and nobody in this world would ever be happy there wouldnt be a reason to live and u re wrong not all girls want money there re more girls in collage than men now a days soon the girls re the ones that re gonna be rich n they re gonna call me gold diggers
i have a girlfriend and i tell if something ever happens to her i hav no reason to live im the happiest person in this world with her and let me tell u she is a scientist and im a middle school teacher.
Someone with some sense,thank God.Who ever reads this post should do what it says.This site isn’t going anywhere the people on here are completely revolting.I would expect more sense from you men the way you talk so highly of yourselves.I’m sure nobody can resist replying to this because once again no one on here is aloud to be opinionated.
Yeah bitches will follow what other bitches say.
Now GTFO.
You are a follower also.You eat up whatever this Dick guy says,your definitley brainwashed and once again you will reply back with a comment you think is witty.
No, you are a woman pretending to be a man.
Many women feel compulsion to pretend, and they have no idea what to do instead, even though they know that pretending is not gonna get them anywere. It’s common.
How witty of you also.You eat up what this guy says too,don’t deny.Cheers for you.
if any of the guys posting comments here wants to fight with me let me tell u that i will be chillin in the beach with my boyfriend as u can see i dont hav timeto fight over something so stupid but apperently u do so bye dont bother to write nothin cuz i wont read it. :)
this guy is only talking about the bad things that women do what about the bad things that men do which re pretty much worse but of course he is to big of a DICK to figure that out
i think this list is kind of stupid come on man wear watches oh plz no body wears watches anymore they re so last year now everybody has cell phones
woman are racist u re the biggest racist there is just for saying that men are better than women
marriage is 100% fault of women.get ur facts right cuz they re not most of the times that a marriage doesnt work out is cuz of cheating and who does that the most times men n u guys postin comments here wont accept that n i dont give a shit what u think i care bout the facts
boys destroy things that is true and also it is not good.Who were the worst people of this world mostly men who was hitler that killed millions of inocent jews for no reason at all he was a man who re most terrorists that kill millions of inocent children and people all the time they re men.
jesus was a man of course at that time women were discriminated and who was goin to belive that the son of god was a women not even women at that time would belive and even though many didnt belive him.
and all the other things he put re so stupid that i cant even belive it.
so plz give it up men are not better than women and there is millions of reason to explain that and also women are no better than men we both hav a differently equal role in this world so stop makin a fool of yourself by wring this stupid piece of crap.
and for the guys that re rightin comments in here defending him how old re u 80?plz get back to reality and get out of your house more women re getting into college than men.
its true that some of us are gold diggers and they sell their body and i hate those women but some men re willing to kill millions of inoccent people just for money and i think that is much worse so dont go there with me.
btw ur name really goes with ur personality cuz u re a DICK. :)
Another piece of crap that should be sent to trash can.
Wendy, you willfully ignorant cunt, he specified he does NOT hate women. He understands women completely. Women glaze over all their faults and all the truths about their gender so the weak-minded males are hypnotized by your tits and ass. You’re just mad there are men who are figuring out the truth about women thanks to Dick. Dick is MASTER of this domain, and he sure as hell got it all right.
I agree with the message of the message: women are funny creatures inferior to men.
If someone thinks I’m gay, well I have a pretty blond scandinavian woman that confirms me all the time.
Cheers
{{You know this guys life sucks and he isn’t happy.He’s a huge asshole and made himself look like one on TV.He will probably get threatening phone calls,spams,hate mail and everything else and I laugh at that.I hope he does.Men are not better and women aren’t either.They need each other.This guy is sad and a idiot.Once and if he comes to his senses he will regret what he says..}}
{{Men are not better and women aren’t either.They need each other.}}
In fact a lot of men are better then wimmin.
Consider the facts:
If 57-58% of married wimmin are cheating, (factor in the percentage of wimin contributing to family’s kitty & subtract that percentage), there would still be a significant percentage of men (sole bread winners) who are feeding, clothing & pampering these bitches & these bitches are lying their asses off & screwing themselves elsewhere unknown to their poor husbands who are blind to hanky panky goings on behind their back.
These bitches should have been rightfully shown the door.
So men are in fact FAR FAR FAR BETTER THEN WIMMIN.
Even some wimpy men are still better then you bitches.
They go to hell to please & pamper bitches like you thinking you are MANNA FROM HEAVEN or some exotic princess from some faraway exotic land.
They are cheated & exploited by bitches like you who change their colors faster then a chameleon.
You should be thankful there are some stupid foolish wimpy men who think if a bitch happens to be good looking or beautiful, then he has to get her pussy unable to come terms with the fact that the bitch is gonna take him for a ride of his lifetime & when he wakes up to his senses, no pussy but mentallly exhausted & drained at the end of ride.
Men don’t need wimmin except for sex & reproduction. If an alternative exists wimmin are perfectly expendable.
The question is why wimmin like to think that men need them is once a man becomes needy or dependent on a wimmin, the control passes to bitch who would like to see him as her pet or slave.
The fact is ” WIMMIN LIKE TO CONTROL MEN” & “THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEE MEN BECOME NEEDY & DEPENDENT BECOZ THEN THEY WOULD BE IN A POSITION TO CONTROL MEN”.
By the way if you wimmin think wimmin need men, then be prepared to listen & obey WHAT THE BIG MAN SAYS!!!.
Bahahaa you make me laugh.
You should be laughing from your ass end bitch.Got it.
Bahaha Congrats to you and your so called witty comments.
Its not witty!!. we are simply exposing the shit wimmin are & I bet you bitches don’t like one bit of it.
You bitches should be gang banged anal & should be disposed of in a trash can. May be you won’t find it so funny after.
You think you are very witty.It’s not like men don’t do it also.I will laugh because I don’t think any of that is going to happen any time soon.
Don’t teach me crap. Men doing it & wimmin doing it are not same.
& pray why ??…I don’t want to repeat the same fucking thing over here again & again.
Now GTFO.
I agree with the message of the message: women are funny creatures inferior to men.
If someone thinks I’m gay, well I have a pretty blond scandinavian women that confirms me all the time.
Cheers
My minds telling me no but my body,my body’s telling me yeah,baby I don’t want to hurt nobody but there is something that i must confess to you…I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
Could someone please translate Jack-of-all-trades posting? Cause I sure as hell can’t. Did he actually go to school? Was he taught grammar? Spelling? all I know is that he said good night, amen to that!
You know this guys life sucks and he isn’t happy.He’s a huge asshole and made himself look like one on TV.He will probably get threatening phone calls,spams,hate mail and everything else and I laugh at that.I hope he does.Men are not better and women aren’t either.They need each other.This guy is sad and a idiot.Once and if he comes to his senses he will regret what he says..
{{Men are not better and women aren’t either.They need each other.}}
If not all men, some wimpy men are still better then you bitches.
They go to hell to please & pamper bitches like you thinking you are MANNA FROM HEAVEN or some exotic princess from some faraway exotic land.
They are cheated & exploited by bitches like you who change their colors faster then a chameleon.
You should be thankful there are some stupid foolish wimpy men who think if a bitch happens to be good looking or beautiful, then he has to get her pussy unable to come terms with the fact that the bitch is gonna take him for a ride of his lifetime & when he wakes up to his senses, no pussy but mentallly exhausted & drained at the end of ride.
Men don’t need wimmin except for sex & reproduction. If an alternative exists wimmin are perfectly expendable.
The question is why wimmin like to think that men need them is once a man becomes needy or dependent on a wimmin, the control passes to bitch who would like to see him as her pet or slave.
The fact is ” WIMMIN LIKE TO CONTROL MEN” & “THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEE MEN NEEDY & DEPENDENT BECOZ THEN THEY WOULD BE IN A POSITION TO CONTROL MEN”.
Take your stupid hands off my collar bitch.
By the way if you wimmin think wimmin need men, then be prepared to listen & obey WHAT THE BIG MAN SAYS!!!
One more thing to add
In fact a lot of men are better then wimmin.
Consider the facts:
If 57-58% of married wimmin are cheating, then 57-58% of men are feeding, clothing & pampering these bitches who are lying their asses off & screwing themselves elsewhere unknown to their poor husbands who are blind to hanky panky goings on behind their back.
So men are FAR FAR FAR BETTER THEN WIMMIN.
Bahaha everyone must bash somebody for having an opinion.Excuse me for not succumbing to your ignorance.
Uh huh
its so funny to see how Chris gives back a kickass reply at the “puppets” , grate book ,i saw an user called “sarah” , she said Chris made up facts or something like that ant those aren`t true….for credibility some of you should do a little experiment , even the ladies can, get the book ,find a …lets say blonde , because they are aces at beeing a woman so they are the best partners for this experiment,date her for 5 months, and after that read the book , you will be surprised to see how true it can be, i did it and i regret it , dating that girl for so long of course . I got pussy whipped and one day i was buying dinner for my ex when an old damn hot classmate i used to flirth with in hischool after geography came and winked at me, suddenly i woke up , realised i was paying for sex and said loudly “fuck this” and left the table straight to muff central.I`m young and i already heared all the puss`talks from other people about love and soulmates and butterflies and oh i can`t eat this and can`t lift that and those eyes that wait to get presents on special ocasions , i heared about monthly anniversaries and i think those are shit ,its enough one a year. I have to admit i once tried to be an ideal boyfriend even if i knew you shouldn`t treat them like the center of the universe , it wasnt so bad the first night ,she came home drunk after meeting up with her best girl friend and after a long long night in bed the rest of the week was like hell,she was more fucking crazy than ever .I didnt get it at first , i mean u get all the goodness and u still act like a bitch. i think i got in the mood to write but ill stop here .good night
hee hee, I just watched him on Dr Phil, he made a total c**t of himself! Anyway shouldn’t mock the afflicted. I actually came away feeling sorry for him, no one puts that much effort into hating a ‘group’ of people when they are happy. I hope he finds a life, and hopefully doesn’t really believe he’s going to make money from a book doing this, money definitely isn’t everything, being happy is.
ok u re just a loser that doesnt hav any happies in your life i dont know what they did to u but let me tell u it is sad.so u sit at home n write in this stupid wedsite when u re makin a fool of yourself cuz nothing that u re saying makes sense u say that women are racist when u re the biggest racist there is just for saying that men re better and women re a piece of shit.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/33 08347/Study-finds-women-cooperate-better-than-men.html
im really sorry u have wasted ur life this way its soooo sad.
“Loser”???
Let’s translate “loser” from woman speak into English.
“Loser” in woman-speak simply means a man who is smart enough to do things that are in HIS best interest.
• You don’t spend your hard-earned money on women – a woman will call you a “loser”
• You expect regular sex – a woman will call you a “loser”
• You are not interested in marriage – - a woman will call you a “loser”
• You don’t want to be stuck supporting her fat ass and kids – a woman will call you a “loser”
• You don’t want to slave away 60 hours a week so a woman can buy a new SUV every year – a woman will call you a “loser”
• You prefer South American women who treat you better – you are a HUUGE LOOOSER
The alternative to “loser” is a pussyfied man, or simply a pussy. A pussyfied man does what a woman wants – he is a docile schmuck who slaves away at work and pays her bills and not pesters her for sex. Another words, he is an “ideal husband”.
WHEN A WOMAN CALLS A MAN A LOSER….
You know he’s doing everything RIGHT.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Excellent read on the matter is Esther Villar’s “The manipulated Man”. Just read the last page.
Women will CONSTANTLY attempt to call you “a loser without love in your life” in attempt to make you feel bad for not being a slave to her…. “for the sake of love”.
Its completely bullshit but women are so brainwashed they are not even aware they do this.
Excerpt:
“Woman, nevertheless, is incapable of living without a man. Like a queen bee, she cannot survive on her own. She, too, is fighting for her life, and she calls it “love”.
To a woman love means power, to a man enslavement.
Love provides woman with an excuse for financial exploitation, man with an emotionally charged excuse. `For the sake of love’ woman will do things that are of advantage only to herself, while man does only those things that will harm him. When a woman marries, she gives up her career `for the sake of love.’ When a man marries, he will have to work for two `for the sake of love.’ For both sexes, love is a fight for survival. But the one survives only by being victorious, the other only by being defeated. It is a paradox that women can also make their greatest gains during moments of utter passivity and that the word `love’ endows them with a halo of selflessness, even at the moment of their most pitiless deception of man
And there you have it.
Every woman figured out to her very core.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Women ARE INCAPABLE of making men like / love them through HONEST and FORTHRIGHT means…… so they desperately try to manipulate and shame AT ALL COSTS – she doesn’t even CARE if she is loathesome – and throws the word “love” around like a frisbee to cover-up her selfishness.
Women are pathetic and transparent.
IM SUCH A FUCKHEAD!8D
Stupid Bitch, don’t impersonate chris.
Everybody knows you are a fucking whore bitch.
at least this chris uses fact.
I’M A FUCKHEAD AND YOUR JEALOUS!D8.QUIT AA YOU SELFISH BASTARD!
You are just using “shaming tactics” and they never work.
GET A LIFE CUZ OBVIOUSLY U DONT HAVE ONE
Hey, these are shaming tactics you are using. Pls next time be more original.
No no, she meant – “get a WIFE”.
But why get a WIFE…..
When you can have a LIFE.
Women will ALWAYS say “get a life” to any man who REALLY has a life.
Women are actually SO ARROGANT, when they say “get a life” it means “you should stop what you’re doing and come running after ME”.
And they say men are arrogant.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
THAT’S WHY WOMEN NEVER SAY “GET A LIFE” TO THEIR OWN HUSBANDS.
Think about it.
I’m such a fuckhead!8D
Yep it’s so funny
they mean ” you should stop what you are doing and come running after me cos I just used shaming tactics on you”
and they hope it’s gonna work, so funny. And thn they get all upset that did not work, so they try again. And again.
They kind of look like a fly trying to come through a glass window. Or actually a buch of flies, cos all of them do same thing, so funny.
because I know everything, I know how everysingle womans mind work yes, everysingle one like the starving ones in africa to the ones in america,I make assumptions on all of thier behalfs no matter what their circumstance because once all women hate me and are repulsed by me so there fore all women are whore’s and want me to pay for dinner, for ever.
You know why else I know how a womans mind works?I am a woman incognito!Yes I am I love it up the ass.Ever wonder why me and Chris are so fond of each other?We are fuckheads we have awesome scene/sex hair.We love the word cunt!we are hardxcore bitches!
Damn studioline.
You really are a sexy beast!
Damn I love our sexy scenex hair!
I love it up the ass!Don’t forget that when you come over tonight!kthxbabe
No, every woman desires me. Most just have hard time showing or acting upon it, just like you. It’s the Matrialchal Matrix playing in your mind, set on endless loop.
You wanna see???
There you go again….
I have sexy scene hair and I’m very hardxcore!Iloveyou Chris.Fuck me in the arse?I’m such a fuckhead!8D