Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Men Are Better Than Women.
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The one thing i saw that was never mentioned, was the fact that men keep trying to impress these so called fat whores? If the female race is so below you- then why cant you seem to land down a woman? The truth is, we will let you think you have the control, and agree with your never ending complaints, but we all know who is running the show.
everyone knows that male sheep are rams. isnt there a football team named after them or something?
intaangible,
go get a brain!!!
the saying goes “follow like a sheep” NOT follow like a ram.
I said the same, just yesterday to “rahael”.
How many times will you whimmin fall for this trick. It always amazes us men how stupid you are. You follow each other stupidity like a SHEEP. Remember at lest that.
Its not follow like a ewe, either. So doesn’t that defeat your arguement?
Listen to women speak. They all say the same thing. Reading from the same sheet makes them sheep because they can’t think independently. It’s not hard to work out. Observe females and let your mind work it out for you.
There is NO argument – Ericon you are another whimmin idiot, that’s a fact.
It’d be so easy to dispute with all ten of these reasons. Very funny, but I don’t think it’s one gender better than the other. It’s more about one person being better than the other. Serious stereotyping of the genders is absolutely retarded. But this made me lol anyway. :]
haha lol hilarious. i don’t even care if this is a joke or not, most of it is fucking true! haha go make me a sandwhich, bitches
OMFG!!!! I GREW OUT OF THIS SHIT EXCUSE OF AN ARGUMENT IN JUNIOR SKWL! I CANT BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE THE TIME TO WAIST, ARGUING OVER THIS BULLSHIT! GROW UP!!!!!
See, it’s still better than chasing your stupid ass.
“JUNIOR SKWL!” ??? You still have a literal equivalent to that of someone still in ‘junior skwl’. Really, follow the rules, this site is not for women/girls/teenies/females, or anything with a vagina. Also us men are as grown up as they come, you seem to be the one taking the immature approach.
First, learn to spell. W-A-S-T-E. Believe it or not Narcissus, what you’re trying to say has little to do with body-parts. Once you’ve finished that (could take a while though), find yourself a sense of humour.
Is men were so great then why were they the reason why AIDS stated?
If you have forgotten a MAN had sex with an animal because he could keep dick to him self/
Nope it was a whimmin just like you who fucked a monkey, which had AIDS.
Whimmin are so overconsumed with keeping the pussy power, they do shit like this, for ex they eat shit off each others asses.
Another astounding, and rather insulting example of the deep-seated, ingrained misandry typical of today’s female; if that is, you believe that the author sincerely thinks that this is true – which incidentally, I regrettably do!
If the AIDS contagion was passed from monkey to human in a manner similar to the way it spreads between ‘human and human’, then surely, at least to a rational male mind, it was probably transmitted though blood or saliva. A monkey bite or blood from either hunting, or preparing and eating monkey meat. In fact, as man encroaches into the ever dwindling jungle, ‘bloody’ encounters between humans and monkeys are inevitably going to occur frequently.
But to a female mind, there could be only one possible explanation; a man raped a monkey?!
You know, I would not be surprised in the slightest if that was not the majority view, at least among those women under the age of thirty.
Yet they are legally entitled to vote and drive cars?
It’s a mad house! A mad house!
”Another astounding, and rather insulting example of the deep-seated, ingrained misandry typical of today’s female;”
All part of todays culture of ‘blame men for everything’ women are bottle fed on. I’d say breast fed but they’re too dumb to give their own children the best start in life the child could have.
TRUE WORDS!!!!
The name of a male sheep is a ram.
rachel
go get a brain!!!
the saying goes “follow like a sheep” NOT follow like a ram.
I HAVE A STRONG FEELINS U LUV THAT RAM!!DAM
Yes, you have a penis. Big deal. A women can get as many of those as she wants. You might have one penis, but a woman has several.
*smile* I’m coming to like you. You’re doing our work for us.
@ryan:well, you sure took the trouble of remembering him and posting your lame comments just like the rest of the feminist cunts.Dumb bitch!Millions all over the world have known/acknowledged him and his website.He might get a mixed response, with the majority of whimmin against him.But his popularity as a man who speaks the truth and does so with a sense of humor is widely accepted.I just think you’re the lonely,depressed feminist who’s begging for his attention.Cant deal with your inferiority feminist shitbag, so you pose as a man?
please dont tell me u actually wrote a book on this bullshit…women and man were made for eachother….you wouldnt be alive today without a woman…now be a good little boy and go whack off to your porn and dream about being with a woman…BECAUSE EITHER U HAVE SOME BUILT UP ANGER BECAUSE UR MOMMA ABANDONED YOU..I CAN SEE WHY SHE WOULD..OR YOU HAVENT GOTTEN LAID AND ARE MAD EVERY OTHER GUY CAN BUT YOU. …..DO YOURSELF A FAVOR…AND GROW THE FUCK UP…….YOU ARE SO NAIVE…I TAKE IT YOUR PROBABLY ANYWHERE FROM 19-25 YEARS OLD?? YOUR GONNA LIVE A SAD LONELY LIFE..AND DIE ALONE…WHERE NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOU.
Well said!
Thank you! He is a dumb piece of shit that does need a life.
I disagree. Woman are better. I think guys can be rasist and can break a girls heart. And guys cuss more then girls! I dealed with guys and they can be jerks.
”I dealed with guys and they can be jerks.”
They should be jerks. They got to fuck you and you didn’t get to latch on and leech. Job well done to those men.
These “reasons” that you hate women are stupid. Men wear watches? I have a watch on right now! And on average, I think most women are equally as busy as men. Men write illegibly? So do most women! And no, women are not racists. I like my clothes, boyfriend, and friend’s fine thank you very much. And yes, I know that some women are like this, but some men are too. Women are not the cause for all the problems in the world. And neither are men! Bad people are the cause for all the problems in the world. I really don’t think any of you on this site actually feel this way about all women. I think the majority of you actually just have broken hearts. Some women are like this, sure, but not all of us are stupid whores. That would be like us women saying we’re better than men because we wear dresses, have vaginas, and live longer. Sounds stupid, right? It is. And broken hearted girls say things like this all the time, but it doesn’t mean they mean them. And I hope all of you men enjoy a long, lonely life, because you’re never going to be happy with an attitude like that. Bottom line? Men and women need each other! There would be no men without women. What about your mother! Do you think of her when you’re on this website? Or your sister! She wouldn’t like this either. And maybe Jesus was a man, but Mary, the reason Jesus was born, was a woman
Snore.
{{Men and women need each other! }}
………….Its something you bitches should understand.Stop
LEECHING off men & society in general……….as parasites.
{{There would be no men without women. What about your mother! Do you think of her when you’re on this website? Or your sister! She wouldn’t like this either. And maybe Jesus was a man, but Mary, the reason Jesus was born, was a woman}}
…………Again same old shaming tactics that has turned stale.
JUST BECOZ THESE SHIT BITCHES PRIDE THEMSELVES OF
GIVING BIRTH, THEY THINK THAT GIVES THEM THE ABSOLUTE
RIGHT TO LIVE OFF MEN & SOCIETY IN GENERAL AS
PARASITES………………PREACH THAT SHIT AT SOME OTHER
SITE……………NO TAKERS HERE……..
FUCK OFF…………
“That would be like us women saying we’re better than men because we wear dresses, have vaginas, and live longer.”
Well that’s exactly what you have been doing to us men for the last dacades and you even expected it to work on us and go insane when it doesn’t.
“Men and women need each other!”
Ok then why is that there is any man even a man who represents everything and NO woman, gurl or whimmin is gonna ever even approach him, take him to dinner, movies, buy him flowers, propose kinky sex. Instead you just WAIT till he is gonna do everything for you, and then you act like you “did a lot” by “finally” giving in???? wtf is that?????
“Bad people are the cause for all the problems in the world.”
Yes, bad people are poeple who act bad (moving your mouth doesn’t count) All women are bad and they cause all the problems.
There you go hun.
hmmmm, if God got a virgin pregnant, maybe he could of gotten Joseph pregnant?
Im just saying
Where would he carry it? If such a thing as god existed.
hmmm Im a believer and your not so Im going to make it more logical than spirtial and not say In god all things are possiable and say I have no idea.
Lol, sorry mrs, I couldn’t resist it. Who knows, I could be wrong but I prefer to believe what can be proven. It’s one of the things that I find daft with many people, not just the religious. Ignoring what you can see with your own eyes to my mind is like wearing ignorance like a badge on the chest. Thats why I see feminists to be comparable to zealots.
After having said that, if your faith helps you live your life, that it has a purpose. Lets face it, many people lack moral direction these days. Some of the females that come here might even think that of me. I know different. Hope the little ones not suffering too much with his teeth.
@studioline:Great point, man.Most females are lazy,loud mouth cunts who are too lazy/hate working hard to get fit.They always want the easy way out.And like lazy, they are dumb thinking starving themselves will improve their health.They fail to understand underweight people are more prone to disease/heart attacks than fat people.
yea I need, we need to talk more on this site with each other and guys,
Im just starting a new business and for 2 last months I have been little busy.
And when we start talking serious that would require some commitment.
Im hoping to have more time like in 2 months.
@final words:Another lame shame tactic by another pathetic low class feminist.”stop hating women”,we dont.Our lives are fine and we get more exercise in a day than you fat,ugly feminists have in your whole life.Looks like you’ve been watching too much oprah bitch,the way you’re cryin for us to stop.Does this site offend your pathetic feminist kind?Good,expect many more comments from strong,handsome,smart men(just the way you described us).Men are better than whimmin period.Now get back to the kitchen,cunt.
Exactly, plus:
Anorexia is a woman’s domain. Why???
When a man wants to look slim he excercises
When a waman wants to be slim, she stops eating, cos she is too lazy to excercise.
Sooner or later whimmins asses get fat cos they are lazy.
@studio: Agreed.
Befor some numbnuts female screeches. ”But some men get anorexia”.
Any wonder, after you’ve feminised them and made their minds inferior.
”Good,expect many more comments”
100% agreed. They hate it so much BECAUSE it’s true. That’s why their shame attempts never land, schoolyard tactics with no truth in them. Women never stop being the spoilt teenagers they became, they just add hag later on.
Women and their inferiority complexes. Why would they constantly need praise (for nothing) if they didn’t feel inferior.
Stop kissing their arses and they hate it. Best way to get rid of one.
Vagina= worm.
Child= hook.
Your life and hard work= her earnings.
Commitment, why does she always want commitment?
Have you actually had experience with women or was that in a dream that you have. Because if you were hot I mean really wouldn’t you spend your time actually having sex? Nope your just really hot but also spends 24-7 on this site (right?). Seriously who are you trying to fool no one would ever sleep with you. Btw women love sex. And I know that you were going to ask me this anyway so my sex life is fabulous. I know you can’t say the same because masterbating doesn’t count. And btw shallow was a term invented by everything ugly and not on the outside. Have fun playing with yourself if you can still find it.
directed to Harry.
”And btw shallow was a term invented by everything ugly and not on the outside”
Was this actually your thoughts? Or did you fuck up somehow, because it means nothing.
47 years old, was with one woman for 24 years, 3 kids. Interaction with many many women in my life. How else would I know them so well. Currently on holiday. Usually spend about an hour total on the net.
Found it. *smile*
Na, think I’ll wait till the weekend, something nice planned.
Your asex life is of no interest to me, hope you earn well from it, it’ll just speed the process. Have a good life, parasite.
3 kids that are hopefully mine btw. What man truelly knows, especially with todays female.
”Nope your just really hot but also spends 24-7 on this site (right?).”
I think you need to reference Dicks chart for the female working day. I probably spend less time on the net in a week total than a woman does AT WORK in a day.
Random Musing:
What happens when you marry a so called modern 21st century WIMMIN??
She wants the AUTHORITY & CONTROL of your MOTHER handed over to her WITHOUT POSSESSING the REDEEMING QUALITIES of SELFLESSNESS,SACRIFICE & COMPROMISE that we generally
ASSOCIATE with MOTHER & as a WIFE she wants all her WHIMS/DESIRES/FANCIES/INTERESTS to be FULFILLED by her HUSBAND WITHOUT having to RESPECT/SUBMIT to him…………
ie………………WITHOUT WANTING TO SHOULDER THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF A WIFE & NEITHER WANTING TO BE HELD
ACCOUNTABLE TO HER HUSBAND FOR HER DEEDS/MISDEEDS.
IN FACT WHAT A MODERN 21ST CENTURY WIMMIN WANTS IS
AN INALIENABLE BIRTHRIGHT TO BE A TOTAL BITCH WIMMIN & ALL SHE WANTS IS THAT THE PRESENT DAY MAN SHOULD ACCEPT HER
AS A BITCH WITHOUT ANY COMPLAINT WHATSOEVER……………
OOPS……………….I ALMOST FORGOT………THE LAWS OF THE LAND GIVES HER ABSOLUTE POWER TO DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS & GET
AWAY WITH IT.
& THEREIN LIES THE CRUX OF THE PROBLEM…………MEN HAD
ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT & WANT TO SAY FUCK OFF………GET LOST…
EXCEPT FOR SEX……………..WE DON’T WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH
SHIT BITCHES LIKE YOU ANY LONGER………
GUYS BEWARE…………..The only REASON why the modern 21st
century SINGLE WIMMIN keeps HARPING on MARRIAGE………..
IS THE HUGE INCENTIVE……THAT THE BITCH GETS TO KEEP
WITH HERSELF AFTER DIVORCE……….1/2 OF YOUR WEALTH
& KIDS………………..NOPE…………SHE DOES NOT WANT TO
WANT TO MARRY YOU FOR LOVE OR SEX…………THAT’S
PLAIN BS……………….EVEN IF SHE TRIES TO CONVINCE YOU
THE SAME BY REPEATING THE SAME SHIT MILLION TIMES……..
NEVER GET CARRIED/BELIEVE HER/TAKEN IN/GET DUPED BY
HER FUCKING BS………………..
EVEN THEN IF YOU WANT TO STILL PROCEED…………
A VISIT TO LAWYER/ADVOCATE/ATTORNEY IS NECESSARY/MANDATORY TO SAFEGUARD YOUR ASSETS & TO ENSURE YOU ARE ON THE SAFE SIDE………………IF THINGS MOVE BEYOND YOUR CONTROL.
Random musing.
Good comments AA. Don’t forget it’s not only marriage. They merely need to get your name on a childs birth certificate.
Women in many ways can be viewed as using their children as earning potential.
Child/ren= She has you by the short and curlies.
Marriage= She has you balls an’ all.
Dear, Harry, Raj7, and of course Watcher(intense) you three are never going to go anywhere in life. First of all I only have been on this retarded site for 10 minutes and from what i have seen you all have no lives. Seriously do you come home jump on the computer and then jump on who ever opposes these bullshit ideas. Let me picture you three. All of course fat enough so that this is your physical activity. Poor because you all are so taste less. You all also have tiny dicks. Are Ugly. Never dated…anything. Never had sex. Never will.Guys get lives please. Stop hating women and work on yourselves since you three are are just so fucked up. Best Wishes. By the way commenting will just mean you are truly pathetic. Best Wishes. -Get your shit together.
{{Guys get lives please}}…………..
Does not mean MEN should CHASE a WIMMINS ASS??…………..
STUDIO LINE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GIVE A PROPER REPLY TO
THIS BITCH……………..
FUCK OFF…………….USELESS WHORE
Fuck off you diseased riddled cunt!
one question. um, yea… who gives a fuck ? no, really. im commenting for the people who saw this & didnt even give a fuck enough to comment themselves. i literally feel lowered now, not even because of the content of this mess but for simply having the misfortune of coming across this entire lamness in general. this pretty much like ruined my damn day. can’t believe this type of boring shit actually exists. all of you people here are lame ass fuck (ofcourse, i bravely happen to be taking one for the team, this type of shit needs to end & im helping you get a life.) if your lame enough that the content of pathetic shit interested you enough to agree or disagree, & argue with this no life moderator who not only… had enough of there horrid life to waste on makeing this blog but then… to actually go back & reply to every fucking comment… =0 kill yourself or atleast one day you’ll hopefully be shot by fait from failure of carring it out yourself. the rest of you readers have a choice. make the right one.
Long speech for someone who doesn’t give a fuck.
”kill yourself or atleast one day you’ll hopefully be shot by fait from failure of carring it out yourself. the rest of you readers have a choice. make the right one.”
And doesn’t give a fuck enough to be this passionate. Says one thing, means another, female, fuck off.
” Poor because you all are so taste less. You all also have tiny dicks. Are Ugly”
Female perception, as ever wrong from begimming to end. Well done, run for President. Perhaps they’ll force legislation to insist on your getting it.
@fw: Funny that we have no experience of women. Yet we have you down to a tee. Our perceptions of females are drawn on experience of females, dated, married or just interatcion. Example.
”By the way commenting will just mean you are truly pathetic.”
Ends comment with a lame attempt to silence with psychology. Female. LMAO, shallow as fuck.
yep, AA
Whimmin are totally fucked up
They are willing to doom most men, just because a man refuses to chase her ass.
Whimmin are thinking that if there is sitll even one man out there on this planet who will chase their asses they are still fine = they can get a man without any effort on thier part.
The other problem with, such “approach” is that “men chaseing women” idea never works in life, so whimmin actually support something which never works. And them whimmin know it perfecty well.
And the only way the know how to support all this nonsense are all known ” shaming tactics”.
And the onlu reason women do not know any better is because all their life they only practice incompetence and stupidity.
But we men are still required by whimmin to fall “in love” be blind, not know…., so whimmin stupidity “should” prevail.
That’s how fucked up whimmin are.
When all men will finally stop “chasing” women [who at the present time remind more of shit than real women], all this whimmin shit wont have any power to exist. Whimmin like “final words” wont have any place to run away to.
The only reason a whimmin gets angry and express it towards a man for ex here on this site, or anywhere in life is that she has no fucking clue wtf she is doing and wtf she should do instead.
Top reason your a dick= you wrote this! Complete bollocks that is not universal!
Is this a joke or something??? Your a stupid moron stuck with your stupid glasses, dick masterson, dumber than my 4-year-old sister just to let you know. You must have been dropped by your stupid moron dad, and your dick was as tiny as a raisin (I bet it still is) I feel sorry for your mom. I’m 11 years old and my mom has a nice home, family, and car, great driving skills and guess what? Her, and all the other great Women out there that I know have never held money earned by sex. Sorry to break it to ya, son of a dick.
NO WAY IN THIS WORLD A “MAN” CAN BE BETTER THAN A WOMAN, A WOMAN HAVE EVERTHING A MAN NEED, COME ON BOYS AND LESS YOU ARE A GUY. WHAT ABOUT OUR FLESH(P—-Y). WE ARE THE MOTHER EARTH,WE ARE YOUR COMFORT. I NEED TO KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU MALES CAN LIVE WITHOUT A WOMAN!!