Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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AWS forums call them “PAM”. Pussified American male. An apt description.
Alexander would have told them they’ve fallen in love with everything that destroys men. Creature comforts, riches, what females think or do. Great men spit on such things.
Here we face an enemy that isn’t out to get one racial or religious group, or build walls to protect their communist empire, or anything rational. They wish to destroy the 4 billion people who aren’t Muslim.
Yet we have no Alexanders, Washingtons, Pattons, nothing. We have a bunch of girly buearocrats who can’t even agree if we’re at war or not. Like Vietnam except the price isn’t some puny jungle nation, but the entire world.
-Much more of it is biological than you think sandra, however there’s a certain part of society/nurture to it. Many of us are tough, brave and forthright. That is within our natures, regardless of how we have been “taught”. As a matter of fact we’re “disciplined” for it more often then not. I would think that women are selfish creatures, now days, that will not allow a Man to teach his Son or Sons, to be Men, but would rather have a feminine version of it instead. A feminine man is nothing more than a neutered human that placates, the feminine viewpoint of reality. He simply accepts all that is woman, or female. Such a way of thinking is Matriarchal and in turn is inherently entrophic.
Have you ever noticed how many women ask for a “real man”? Thats because they have no idea what a real Man is. They’ve never seen one, nor will they. Because most Men nowadays are raised by women. Because women, in their minds have decided that THEY are the only ones that are “capable” of raising children. Never mind the fact that Men and women have been raising children for eons, never mind the fact that in the last 100 years or so, women have been considered the “nurturers” of children. Never mind the fact that more women than Men, MURDER, their own children.
But lets forget all that sandra, that whole biology thing right?
-Strength and Honor-
“was talking about how boys are *NOT just “bornâ€? this way and same with girls.”
brain fart, sorry everyone-
*hear* not “here” ugh.
ok then, i would love to here your opinion.
yes, of course [not denying]. you bring good points, wolfe! i always thought of it as a little more of “nurture” than “nature”. i just decided to bring it up b/c we were talking about it in my sociology class. my teacher [yeah, he's actually a guy] was talking about how boys are just “born” this way and same with girls. which is true, but there are definately biological differences. i don’t know how are brains are different. but something is obviously different. because sociology isn’t thing the only thing that’s contributing.
oh, i didn’t mean going into a lot of details. i just didn’t want someone to say “you’re wrong” and leave it at that. most females i would have to say, are definately not as “tough” as men. but i think there are the few, if raised to be so, that can be just as tough.
thanks to all who spent time to respond-
hi,
felt somewhat compelled to leave a note-i think this ‘top 10′ is appropriate for this line:
yes, i am girl O_O and i think your site is funny xD, for real.
peace.
Mostly bio yes.
Women aren’t always gentle and manerly. Few women have any manners these days. I gew up with several tomboys and tough they were rougher than many girls they couldn’t really compete with the guys on the same level. Now why would you expect us to have some stuff to back this up when you didn’t back yours up? Because you’re a female maybe? No girls can’t be just a tough as guys. You’re delusional and believe the feminuts lies.
If Darwin is right, we’re a superior form of life indeed, via natural selection.
What a charming display of bigotry.
I don’t often agree whole-heartedly with SotS, but he hit the nail on the head on this one, sadly. Would that the UN were more, but wishing so is pushing on a rope.
Both of course, Sandra. We are formed by Nature and Nurture. The best among us rise above both. The worst among us fall prey to the vicissitudes of the lesser.
Those who deny genuine biological differences between the genders are fools. Men are exceptional in ways that women aren’t — both good and bad. This has little to do with nurture, and everything to do with nature.
Are the prisons filled with men because they had a bad upbringing by women? Certainly.
Were women denied Nobel laurels on sexist grounds in the past? Certainly.
Will the prisons remain far more filled with men than with women no matter how men are brought up? Yes.
Will men get far more Nobel prizes/Fields medals/etc than women, no matter if there is no sexism? Yes.
Both are bred in the bone, Sandra, though that doesn’t mean there isn’t an aspect of nurture.
-wolfe
@sandra
I can give you quite concise answers to your questions. However I will first suggest that you demonstrate sufficient respect to write them in a legible manner.
@Corinna
Perhaps you could demonstrate some fairness yourself by attacking those feminist sites that advocate the genocide of all men. Without that we can only assume you are an utter hypocrite and a complete sook.
Sauce. Goose. Gander. And while the geese may have started it, as usual, it will be up to the ganders to finish it.
BWA HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Insanity overload! What a fucking retard!
Yes and the wolves who raised the first two of each had been well versed in cramming gender down the throats of the youth.
Jesus, fuck off my site.
-Dick
Apparently no one gives a fuck.
i just have a question for anybody willing to answer, but do you see the differentiation between men and women as something biological [which sounds like the answer many on this site would choose] or more as an example of how society dictates people. [from my own perspective] a boy isnt born into the world being tough, aggressive, brave, etc. but they are basically taught that that is how they are supposed to be. and for a girl, she is taught to be passive, lady-like, mannerly, gentle, etc. i remember when i was in elementary school, my mother would scold me for “roughhousing”. i would come home from school with cuts and scrapes on my knees and my mother would say “you’re not a boy!”. i suppose what im basically saying is that just because a girl is a girl, doesnt mean that she cant be just as tough, brave, aggressive, etc. as a man. and it can go the other way around, just because someone’s a dude, that doesnt mean they arent as sensitive/in touch with their emotions, gentle, mannerly, etc as a woman. so when you really think about it, it’s not so much as biology [though some of it is, yes] as it is sociology. so what do you all think? i dont really care if you all disagree or what not [as long as you have some stuff to back it up!] thanks-
The UN is a paper tiger at best, and a corrupt anti-democratic force against progress at worst. I take violation of their “rights” as a sign of honor.
Pardon my coarse language. Go self propagate.
- KaTaNa for Ronin
Go fuck yourself.
- Big Love - Fleetwood Mac
I would love to leave expletives to describe what I think of your hate-based site but, that would just give you ammo to continue on with this shit. You and your little disciples are the reason why women do not like sex. What you are propogating on this website is in direct violation of the U.N’s bill of rights which was likely written by a patriarchial society. Although you may thinly veil your mysogony as humour only people with the lowest form of intelligence would find this site amusing. I hope Darwin is right and then the laws of evolution will take care of you, as no woman in their right mind would ever propogate with you. Perhaps this is why you pick up most of your women at bars and massage parlours. Go to your Jesus enticed hell.
Shut up, you stupid cunt. Go back to carpet-munching Germaine Greer, the paedophile, and leave us alone. This is your last warning. If you don’t leave, I’ll destroy you. Everyone here knows that I can do that; everyone knows that the capacity for deductive logic is poorly encephalized on the female brain, so you have no chance against the might of Coderch. I’ve warned you.
P Coderch
-A similar reference could be made of Azazel, and the goat, in Jewish writings. In that terminology Abaddon is a place, much like Sheol, or Perdition. But yes that is correct that is where I live, in a way.-
-Strength and Honor-
men are so much beter than women