Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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now this is unexpected
im a guy trying to say men and women are equal and they both need each other
and now i see some stupid girls on this site saying all this garbage is true
this is pathetic
right
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noun [C]
an adult male sheep which can breed
I never ever menitoned I like any particular man. You assumed. Not to mention, theres no way i ’suck of them like all day suckers.’
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Actually, I didn’t care. That was for the amusement of my fellow man. Your feelings or validation mean nothing to me.
Not like you can offer ANY proof to ANYTHING you say. We provide better facts than you with the actualy substance of the proof provided. And if ilike 2 inch men, provide me with some proof, you hypocrite.
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Hate to tell you this, but you were cannon fodder for me. He wants to be a ‘defender of women’, then the woman he’s protecting becomes a target I go through to get to him…I consider it a necessary sacrifice.
As for your ‘facts’ you haven’t disproven any of my points, so I’ll play your game and ask for YOUR proof, HYPE-o-crite.
Actually, ‘no manhole’ you got no clue whether or not I am interested in settling down with Luke or Dan.
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Actually, laughing at your post is more important that caring about your online love life.
You don’t even know me,
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You’re a manhole, nuff said.
all you know is I believe men like you are so wrapped up because some whore cheated on you, or a few whores cheated on you, coz you could only dates whores,
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To quote an idiot:
Not like you can offer ANY proof to ANYTHING you say.
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but on the way you forget that NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE THE SAME!
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Female mindset like yours is actually predictable. You claim you are the exception, men make bad choices, men are hurt, men should give women a second chance, ‘I’m not like that’…blah blah blah. Give a woman enough time to talk to you and you’ll spot contradictions in each conversation you have with them. Women can’t remember the lie they told you and don’t think you’ll catch them on it.
And leftovers?
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Well, where do you think all the STDs come from? What are divorced women? What are college girls? What are strippers and porn stars, what are MILFs?
Leftovers.
Again, you don’t even know my personal situation,
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And I still stand by my statements.
all I’m saying is, perhaps, just because you may of had woman leave you again and again and had a mother whos a slut, does not mean the rest of all the woman in the world are.
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By your silence in condemning the behavior, you are guilty by association.
You don’t even know all the woman in the world,
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So, you know every man here feels this way, let’s see, what was it you said:
just because you may of had woman leave you again and again and had a mother whos a slut,
some whore cheated on you, or a few whores cheated on you, coz you could only dates whores,
Well, if we only dated whores, we wouldn’t be talking about YOU, right?
Are you defending whores or good women who dress, talk act like and support whores? BTW, what do you think ’slut feminism’ is?
so tell me how you can make that assumption based on the whores you have met.
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How can YOU say we are wrong based on the men on this board who disagreed with you?
Just coz you have a had ‘bad experiences,’ does not mean all the rest of the woman provide that.
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Just coz you have had ‘bad experiences’ with our logic and common sense does not mean you have proven that we hate women because our wifes/girlfriends/ friends with benefits/babysitters/classmates/bosses/sisters/aunts/nieces/grandmothe rs/cousins are also whores. They are and we call them out too. Do you say the same thing to them?
BTW…
Men ARE Better than women.
Deathslayer
Not only that, stop posting as two people Silly girl. It’s why the IP man hash exists, to mark each and every poster. Changing a name just to look like two people is not only childish, it’s a sign you REALLY don’t have anything else to do.
i’m a girl dumbass
Right, she’s a man because she disagrees with you. AWESOME logic.
if we give stupid reasons like this we look like idiots
if you think men are better give better reasons
you are one stupid boy
If would help, Alicia, if you exhibited better control over your two lackeys ‘Dan’ and ‘Luke’. “Spamming” (courtesy of Luke) and taking on someone else’s pseudonym (courtesy of Dan) is pretty immature. They are two young to realize that doing your bidding is not going to get them any action from you.
Ah, and don’t fuck in America. Fuck in Mexico or South America; just go on road trips every now and again. Much, much cheaper and safer - it just isn’t worth fucking an American manhole. They’ve repressed their rape fetishes for so long that they confuse a man finally getting the slut into his house and prying open that battleship she calls her thighs with a revenge-fuck.
The manhole is so confused and angry she can’t even type properly. Could you imagine a manhole operating a car when she can’t even handle a keyboard properly?
To Lynn.
Go back and read my previous comments when i clearly explained how I believe that she shouldn’t make assumptions about women because I am not making the assumption that all men are like this even though they say they are. And the outraged is not what i am. Deathslayer and no manhole don’t suprise me anymore.
ROFL!!!
Well, somehow I suspect that you’re going to throw all sorts of epithets at me in a day or two, or at the very least tell me that I’m either a man or a slut. Ah, well, here goes.
Big problem in your post is, you’re angry at them for making assumptions about you, and women in general, and yet in reverse all you is the same exact thing. That doesn’t make your argument any stronger, it just makes it stupid.
If you don’t see what I’m talking about, please refer to the following:
“I believe men like you are so wrapped up because some whore cheated on you, or a few whores cheated on you, coz you could only dates whores”
“just because you may of had woman leave you again and again and had a mother whos a slut”
“Just to ‘Alexandria’ your obviously either a guy or a slut who will never love a decent man”
The other thing I see is, you’re coming on a website like this, posting comments that are designed to get people riled up, and then you’re outraged in return when you’re not embraced in a gentle, fluffy manner. That doesn’t really make sense, you know.
Just some things to think about.
Just to ‘Alexandria’ your obviously either a guy or a slut who will never love a decent man. And to ‘Deathslayer Says:
May 16th, 2008 at 6:22 am - IP Man-Hash: dd87516106e41
Luke, Alicia LOVES 2-inch men. She sucks on them like all day suckers.’
I never ever menitoned I like any particular man. You assumed. Not to mention, theres no way i ’suck of them like all day suckers.’
‘All I’ve seen you do to present an argument is either a good old overgeneralization, ad hominem, or flipping an originally shitty comment around so that it goes right back to the person who through it in the first place. Pretty much like the “I’m rubber and you’re glue” comeback.
Maybe, when you can actually offer PROOF of your claims, and how they can be applied to every woman,’
Not like you can offer ANY proof to ANYTHING you say. We provide better facts than you with the actualy substance of the proof provided. And if ilike 2 inch men, provide me with some proof, you hypocrite.
Actually, ‘no manhole’ you got no clue whether or not I am interested in settling down with Luke or Dan. You don’t even know me, all you know is I believe men like you are so wrapped up because some whore cheated on you, or a few whores cheated on you, coz you could only dates whores, but on the way you forget that NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE THE SAME!
And leftovers? Again, you don’t even know my personal situation, all I’m saying is, perhaps, just because you may of had woman leave you again and again and had a mother whos a slut, does not mean the rest of all the woman in the world are. You don’t even know all the woman in the world, so tell me how you can make that assumption based on the whores you have met. Just coz you have a had ‘bad experiences,’ does not mean all the rest of the woman provide that.
‘Deathslayer’ and ‘Doubt’ I hope you get raped by some old men, you actually deserve it,
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Spoken like a true female.
Only a woman feels that ‘rape’ is the worst thing that could happen to a person.
Sorry, little one, but rape is so common girls yell it out to get attention, to punish a guy they feel used them, to embarrass someone’s reputation and to make themselves victims. More and more police are arresting them and making them pay money back for wasting their time with false stories.
Also, why is it many women have a ‘rape fantasy’…is that what you hope for us…that you have such low sympathy for men that anyone who disagrees with you should be sexually violated?
Well, since I believe in treating people as equals…
May you get married to a woman who takes 90% of your assets in the divorce, gives you herpes she got from cheating on you, makes you pay child support for a child that isn’t yours, falsely accuses you of abuse or FEELS you are a threat and you lose everything you worked for thanks to VAWA, your lawyer is a lesbian and you get beat down for trying to save a woman who also attacks you.
Me, I’ll read about you and smile, saying…
at least he wasn’t raped by old men.
Deathslayer
See ‘Doubt’ ‘No manhole’ ‘Deathslayer’ ‘Bentasm’ it seems to be gaining in support, the idea that this site is a load of crap I mean.
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Sorry, two farts in the wind do not an overwhelming majority make.
Also, if this site is so bad, why do you keep trying to prove your point on it?
You people are wrong
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I agree….YOU people are wrong.
what you believe about women is wrong,
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You still haven’t proven anything and you’re relying on the logic of a woman to support you.
Two words- EPIC FAIL.
and when, like ‘girlgirl’ and ‘INternet’ said, you provide some actual proof that every woman, not just a select few you have come across in your sad lives, is as worthless as you say, then maybe I will give you the time of day,
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Tell you what, you prove to us that women are better than men WITHOUT government help, quotas, genetic celebrities, they get killed as much as men in battles/wars and die as much as men in work related injuries, DON’T use kids as excuse to get out of things, DON’T have sole rights in custody battle, can successfully raise a masculine generation of men by themselves and hey, I’ll admit you have a point.
Or shall I bring up the last 40+ years of feminism to show you are completely wrong?
I still wont agree with you,
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Then why are you bothering to mention it? Oh yeah, female minds can’t handle logic. LOGICALLY, if you’re not gonna listen, then why throw up a challenge? So we can prove that men are STILL better than women? Easily done.
because I believe every woman is worth ALOT more than you,
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Still waiting for your evidence of that. Also, your beliefs…they don’t make a website which makes money like this one.
and is equal with men like me, and ‘Luke’.
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Men who sell out to women are just manginas…men with a vaginal mindset.
So go home and cry to your daddies, because your mothers don’t love you.
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Dad told me Mom was a whore, anyway. So, while Mommy is whining about cutting her own grass, washing her own dishes and paying someone to fix her computer, I ignore her calls and watch her be ’strong and independent and not need a man’ while men take her money for the simplest stuff.
Your childish insult did make me laugh. We shall keep you as our pet, much like women do.
Deathslayer
To all the girls trying to defend themselves; get a grip. Most, if not all, of what he says is true. The way he says it may be in a tone we consider arrogant but the truth is that if we put our pride aside for one second we would realize how absolutly right he is. By coming on this site to complain or in some way try to offend him with our “witty” remarks we’re only further proving his point. Honestly, i’m disgusted by the women that come on this site trying to defend the entire woman race. Just shut up, learn to have some damn respect, and get over your emotions.
The world could not care less whether another rich, white manhole gets her say. Hell will freeze over before feminism gets anything more than honorable mention in the history books of next century, that’s all that counts.