Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Men Are Better Than Women.
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May 6th, 2008 at 10:50 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
So you only do it missionary, huh (assuming your not a virgin)? It appears that you are as banal in sex as you are in your writing. Women must think your boring and tedious. Well, at least we don’t have to worry about your socially inferior genes being passed on.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
American women are cold, selfish whores who deserve to be raped and savagely mutilated to death.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 21baf5e30de8d
Concentration camps? Physical extermination of all women currently residing within the Western hemisphere? I think you’ve been watching too many sci-fi moves. By the way, does the physical extermination include your mother, daughter, sister, aunt, grandma, and cousin? You are one sick dude.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 21baf5e30de8d
Hey Scotty! Lay off the glue sniffing, will ya!
May 6th, 2008 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: eb38941f1921b
You Commander are cold. I’ve seen some pretty cold women come on here, but they pale in comparison to the goofy crap you say.
How easy is it to turn dark and evil….that’s what cowards do. It’s a lot harder to stay good and fight to stay good, but in the long run it pays off, because you are happy.
Dick Masterson’s way= Good=harder=super manly (I think)
Commanders way=evil=too, easy=coward
Good ALWAYS triumphs over evil.
Sorry Commander, I still wish you well.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 39d1df5d590ba
I love reading replies from people who are obviously very affected by what’s written on this site. Absolutely hilarious.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:37 am - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
Don’t worry about freaks like Commander Scott. As long as women continue to be sexually selective, him and his kind will soon disappear from the genepool.
May 7th, 2008 at 1:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 7728557d12019
Well if you must now the book is Madame Curie a biography by Eve Curie.
I never said she discovered radiation if you look I said she purified radium. Which she did, and what you stated there just said what I said. I was trying to show that there was a great female scientist I didn’t really think you needed any help in finding great male scientists I was just pointing a female one out. I don’t see where I proved that men were better than women there please point it out clearer for me. I’m not trying to fight with you here I’m just saying your claims are unjustified she was a woman and she was smarter than you I’m quite sure you can’t argue that point and your a man so your not better than a woman there.
you can’t lump everyone together into a statement like men are better than women
May 7th, 2008 at 1:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 7728557d12019
and her daughter became the second woman to win a nobel prize.
she sure didnt have a man to help
May 7th, 2008 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
I hope your boyfriend decides to practice sexual selectivity with you by accidentally raping your frigid Anglo-Saxon cunt and then snapping your neck at the moment of sexual climax.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:48 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
For you Commander, no selection is required: there is not a species on this earth you can interbreed with, because you share no morphological charcateristics with the primates. Even if scientist tried to make a hybrid of you and a human in vitro, the er, organism, would fart once and die.
Like shootin’ fish in a barrel….
May 7th, 2008 at 6:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
frigidcastratingagent:
Your attempt at trying to psychologize a past master of human social behaviour with your primitive grasp of Freudian psychoanalysis is amateurish… to say the least. May I remind you that Sigmund Freud, the great Viennese theoretician of the mind, once described all women as being castrated males suffering from a bad case of psychical hermaphroditism, of which penis envy was one of the most visible symptoms. As the woman matures from one stage of psycho-sexual development to the next, she manages to produce, through the mechanism of the Electra complex, a subconscious rage at her permanent condition of physical castration. When the woman finally reaches maturity, she takes the hidden rage within her, deflects it from her inner psychic wish for a penis, and, through a subsequent act of passive-aggressive transference, projects all of her hatred onto the body of a growing male who possesses what she secretly craves. Her tactic is the tactic of psychological guerrilla warfare diligently employed by all women: to debilitate male physiological sexual arousal (potency) by psychologically emasculating all traces of his masculine personality traits.
We could even take the standard, yet penetrating, Freudian analysis of the human female as castrated male from an individual to an oceanic perspective, to the very ideological level of contemporary feminism itself. Any bourgeois emancipation of woman is really a psychic castration of the masculine identity on a collective level; it is the symbolic gelding of the male vital principle. The female assertion of gender equality with the male is really a wish to be like the male; it is the eternal wish of the female for the male genitalia. From an ontological point of view, femininity is nothing, and masculinity is everything. Women are jealous of what men have, and not being able to achieve it themselves, will emasculate the driving force behind any male will-to-power: his testicles. Therefore, I rest my case: given the prevalence of feminist (crypto-fascist) indoctrination throughout the Western Hemisphere, it follows that Anglo-Saxon women are merciless, frigid castrators who deserve to be roasted alive in the crematoria of Bergen-Belsen or Sachsenhausen.
In closing, I suggest you keep your individual-level psychobabble to yourself, you sexually frigid, mentally inferior Anglo-Saxon whore. Didn’t that high priced babysitter you call a college professor (remember him? the man for whom your poor cockney folk are shelling out quite a bit of quid?) ever teach you to think before you speak all sorts of feminine inanities? You should really consult a textbook on elementary logic post-haste; after all, most women are positively learning disabled in the field of logical reasoning and mathematical analysis. Maybe a little self-tutelage will help. Furthermore, by childishly labelling me with the antiquated terminology of psychodiagnostic medicine, you have attempted to circumscribe my individual autonomy by reformulating the scope of my activities.
To be quite honest with you, it sounds like you need to be raped and beaten into a bloody pulp by your boyfriend; unless the jagged teeth of that frigid “vagina dentata” you harbour between your legs haven’t already castrated him for you. In future, if you don’t want your head to end up being busted in like a smashed cantaloupe, I heartily suggest that you continue to stay in the kitchen where you belong.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 962ea90c34fa1
Well if you must now the book is Madame Curie a biography by Eve Curie.
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Gathered that from the link on the Nobel website
I never said she discovered radiation if you look I said she purified radium.
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I basically replied to the original statement that Marie Curie did it all alone and that NO mention was given to the men who also did the work. Why is it that men create technology, but if a woman is involved, she is immediately brought to the forefront for something ALL women should be able to do?
Which she did, and what you stated there just said what I said. I was trying to show that there was a great female scientist
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One. Okay. Now, have there been any more besides her?
How many other women scientists have there been doing similar things verses the men who have made such accomplishments?
I didn’t really think you needed any help in finding great male scientists
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Nah, already got that list bookmarked.
I was just pointing a female one out.
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An exception, eh? Why do you think I said that 99.9% of ALL technology was created by MEN? I know women have done some things, but for the MOST part things have been done by men.
I don’t see where I proved that men were better than women there please point it out clearer for me.
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That was MY point, in following the focus of this website.
I’m not trying to fight with you here
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Go ahead, it just validates my points, anyway.
I’m just saying your claims are unjustified-
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What claim is that? Men ARE better than women? That’s proven every day.
she was a woman and she was smarter than you
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I agree- in the field of radiation. So, tell me, what practical value does that have in our world today? She also worked alongside other MEN who ALSO were more intelligent than me in the fields of science and radiation.
I’m quite sure you can’t argue that point and your a man so your not better than a woman there.
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Already shut down your point and showed how she is smarter than me in the field of science but still not better than the men she worked with and the men who have refined the Curies work into a safer form of fuel and processing.
you can’t lump everyone together into a statement like men are better
than women
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What can I say…it’s the truth. One woman does not prove an entire point.
and her daughter became the second woman to win a nobel prize.
she sure didnt have a man to help
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Considering the attitude you seem to have given her, it saved a lot of men from hearing her mouth and she was so focused on her career, she probably had no ability to make a man happy. So she died alone as a famous scientist. Many women today die the same way- alone, unfamous or infamous and men still age, live and survive better than women.
Deathslayer
May 7th, 2008 at 5:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7eee84196c972
If it wasn’t for women (one woman in particular) you wouldn’t even be here.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: f21d78ec33bdc
awww, that’s sad. he’s gay and hiding it.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9
Are you implying Dick is gay…? Even if he was gay (which would be a shame) it doesn’t disprove all his logic. Anyone with half a brain can see this shit makes complete sense.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: efdc61089f334
If it wasn’t for women (one woman in particular) you wouldn’t even be here.
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If the man didn’t have that extra Y chromosome, women wouldn’t be here.
Deathslayer
May 7th, 2008 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
Not exactly outside material.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
You’re exactly why this site exists. Why would you agree with the berating and degrading of your own kind? Does that make sense to you? If there was a site that bashed men you think men would go online and be like “yeah, dude thats so right”? I don’t understand YOUR logic. Somebody on here once told me I should go wash dishes and drive my minivan - I think that comment was meant for you.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9
You don’t agree that most women treat men like shit? It’s everywhere if you just look around. They expect their men to wait on them hand and foot, to be treated like princesses, to be looked after. It’s sickening. I’m glad this site exists, I’m sick of those kind of women multiplying every year.