Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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This is because the interaction between men and women is impossible due to sick feminist bitches , that is in North America , in Europe and all over the world is not like that , but they have bitches to , and there numbers is increasing. But after I read about artificial womb , ectogenesis , how super advanced robots will be in 20 years , and that a cure for the need of sex can be found , than I realized how primitive is the reproduction through women.When us , men will conquer new planets , we will have to mass produce kids in order to populate new planets, but with bitches we would have hard time keeping this numbers:))) sad but true.I’m sure that the top men who really rule this world , the biggest companies rule the world not the governments, know what they are doing , and they will make this new step in evolution, it’s inevitable. After that what men will chose to reproduce through a women???????? and what business will women have in this men world ????? It’s a men world !!!
And now lets see what men want bitches eliminated , look on youtube on advanced robots , on those that have female-like bodies , read the comments , all men say that they would have sex with that robot instead of any women. Now you will say that those are perverts , any men that has sex is pervert , no exception , men and women have a totaly different way when comes to reproduction . Think about all of the men that don’t want to get married , and their number rises sharply every year , all of them would like that this new step in evolution is done , so that they don’t have to put up with bitches , sadly I was caught by a women , that I first thought is nice , but after 3 years we live at 1000 miles apart . The same story , after she considered she got her leash on me , started to act bitchy , you know what happend next. And all of this men that married with bitches want this step in evolution done . How would you like that the men you are married with wares lots of make-up , dyes his hair , uses tons of creams , has ear rings , has silicon breast implants , wears a dress, a bra , high heel shoes , and talks like a women , and tries to do anything like a women , lots of perfume , wares a bag where he keeps make-up , and all other things that women do , this is how is to be married with a bitch for men.A bitch does all of that but the other way around , it copies all that men do .It’s obvious why men don’t want these bitches , so any men would chose to order a baby from the factory and a robot to raise it , and a cure for this terribile disease called the need for sex.90% of all men will chose this , guaranteed , 8% are those that the need for sex is to much and got married and are happy being married , and probably not all women are sick feminist bitches , but sadly they will became eventually , and the 2% are the gay men , but we will eradicated those , we will hang and burn them .
Now let’s respond to those bitches , magnolia of course those advanced robots will do a better job than any women , even my mother , no questions asked.And yes, hatred is women daily job , is what they feed on , you can’t live without it .Jennifer , what is sexism?? it’s a way for women to socially attack , but no men gives a shit on your social attack, you can say that to your inferior women.And we don’t talk bad about women so that we can fell better , we have gathered here to find a way to fight back at your attack on us ,that is feminism .For 1 milion years everything was nice , men and women knew there places , but now women had to became bitches .After what you did , your end is close look at ectogenesis artificial womb , advanced robots , now you see??? your end is here.We wouldn’t have to do this if it weren’t for your feminism , everything would have gone the way there were 1 milion years, and thats the way all species on earth live , males and females in all species have different roles , but noooo , women had to take men role after 1 milion years , and women will pay with their life for that , I guarantee you that!!!!Look at chimps, lions , every species , males hunt, protect babies and females give birth and raise babies , year after year , not just once in life.
ohh , it’s because I had links of other sites in them !! this simple one posted right away .You really should make a change in the script of this site and let me post those comments because they contain incredible news, lets see how I can work like this.
So, first I want to tell you what I found when I was searching an artificial way to make babies , and I found that in 1992 Yoshinori Kuwabara a japanese researcher (men of course) created an artificial womb in witch a goat developed for 6 months , and is the same in humans!!!!!. Speculations were that by 2010 this will ba available . So we can now reproduce without women , how nice is that??!!!! I cannot post links because my comment isn’t posted, seacrh on google atificial womb or ectogenesis .And look on youtube to see some advanced robots , think what robots we would have developed in 20 years , after the breakthrough with conductors , computers will be 1000 times more powerfull. So in 20 years for sure we will make this two steps , 1.produce babies in factories 2.robots to raise them , 3.I hope that cure for the need of sex will be available soon , earlier then 20 years . Then this new step in evolution is possible and this time we will not carry women with us anymore.
Dick Masterson what did you do?? banned my IP? my comments are not being posted , and I have a lot to answer to those bitches.
Judging by this frigid cunt’s tone, I think women would vote for Mussolini as well.
Every woman is a goose-stepping fascist when you think about it.
They do nothing else, but proving your points.
Women would vote for Hitler. I wrote it. She proved it.
-Dick
Are you a dick or do you act like one to cover up the one that you don’t have?! You are a complete fraud. You stressed out on the positive aspects and left the negative aspects behind. Why? Because you’re STUPID to assume we’re gonna believe your bullshit. I didn’t even bother to read, I just had a quick glance. Jesus was a man? What about Virgin Mary? Men like you must go to hell. I don’t generalize but men are the main cause for: domestic violence, rape, crime etc. Now you’re placing the shit on us? The poor men who support you in this forum had a trauma with women in their past lives. Instead of acting like real men, they rupture their anger with a bigot as you. Women are not the same! Those are surly not men enough to me. Oh how lonesome you all must be.
The reason why some men think they are better is the fault of their sexism and lack of social skills. I choose not to waste my time on reading something that is worthless, based on your phony philosophy for convincing people.
All sexists should be exterminated. It’s only a matter of time. Retarded dumbass, you should take your views along with all other sexists and disappear. I just hope that in another 100 years my grandchildren would live in a world without this “caveman” mentality.
You are so demoralized by women and it shows. By the way do me a favor dumb ass and stop generalizing. It’s so sad you only get your fame through controversy. You are so insecure about yourself. Nothing is wrong with women in general but you’re a SEXIST! I hate people who generalize because it is people like you who make the world a bad place to live in. I suggest you have some therapy. It’s probably because you are so intimidated by women in a way that you start talking bad about them to make you feel more confident.
You only get what you deserve. Change your bad attitudes so you’ll find nice women in your life. I truly pity you because you feel superior by judging women based on your sole life experiences. I hate stereotypes and people who make them! Get a life loser, because a very small minority agrees with you. Sooner or later you’ll be nowhere around.
The only time I’ve ever wanted a penis is while camping - they do make pissing easier, I will concede.
This actually made me break into laughter. Wow, talk about irony. Pathetic irony, but irony nonetheless.
Why are women always making remarks whose sole aim and purpose is to psychologically emasculate the male personality? Do women utter castration threats as a means of subconsciously overcompensating for their lack of a penis?
Alas, the contemporary socio-sexual behaviour of the modern Western woman simply vindicates Sigmund Freud’s psychoanalytic portrait of the human female: namely, that women are essentially castrated males who suffer from penis envy. Because women have a less sophisticated apparatus of superego controls over the primitive functioning of the id, they take all of their rage and disgust at being denied a penis by the vicissitudes of fortune and displace all of the hatred they harbour within their empty souls onto the shoulders of the hapless male.
Women are creatures who are filled with a boundless hatred of everyone and everything in the known universe. O hatred, thy name is woman.
why aren’t my posts being posted?????
Certainly better than your mother did at any rate.
Comander Scott , studioline and bola we need more comrades like you to join the Army of Evolution , everyone that is not with us is against us !!! Dick Masterson , you can be the leader of this army , but you should raise moneys to finance research for a cure of the need for sex , because a research can take 10 years even if it’s done by the best. Replacing women with a more efficient way to reproduce is natural , and comes with evolution , same as standing up right , not crawling like monkeys.But I don’t have the patient to wait , I don’t want to see women in my life after the cure for the need of sex . We have gathered here to find a solution like men do , so in my opinion CNS (Cure for the Need of Sex) is the best way , because if you don’t want to get laid , then you won’t have to interact with any women .And besides , I think an advanced robot will do a better job then women at raising a kid.And it’s better to let the embryo develop in an artificialy controlled environment inside a lab facility , than in a women womb.Think at all the abortions , horrific cruel murders , women killing men childs while they are still inside them.
With technological advances in artificial intelligence, genetic engineering, and the invention of more sophisticated animatronics, womankind will one day become extinct. One day, sex-droids and artificial wombs will be mass produced, reducing male dependence on the human female for sexual release and reproduction. The woman will no longer be able to exploit male sexual vulnerability by using her lack of human sexuality and inability to achieve any kind of viable orgasmic response as a means of socio-economic leverage in heterosexual transactions. With male liberation from the tyranny of female sexual frigidity, will come the breath of fresh air that is the Second Sexual Revolution, one whose consequences will be more far-reaching and revolutionary than the shift in socio-sexual roles that occurred in the 1960s.
I look forward with happiness to the coming eradication of the human female off the surface of the planet.
@ kalel
like bola have just said sometimes what we do is we just have fun, like playing playstation is fun.
As far as doing something about “it” Im all for it.
Cheers,
Ain’t got no heart
I ain’t got no heart to give away
I sit and laugh at fools in love
There ain’t no such thing as love
No angels singing up above today
Girl I don’t believe
Girl I don’t believe in what you say
You say your heart is only mine
I say to you, You must be blind,
What makes you think that you’re so fine
That I would throw away the groovy life I lead
‘Cause baby, what you’ve got yeah
It sure ain’t what I need
Girl you better go
Girl you’d better go away
I think that life with you would be
Just not quite the thing for me
Why is it so hard to see my way?
Why should I be stuck with you
It’s just not what I want to do
Why should an embrace or two
Make me such a part of you
I ain’t got no heart to give away!
LOL, Bola Man, you have no heart, you make her circuits fry.
Because it’s fun.
I agree that women have become too much of a liability for men. When you make a commitment, you don’t know what you are committing yourself to. It’s like building a home on quicksand. Technology will probably solve this eventually. Anyway, it’s not my problem.