Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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no1 needs u. ur nothing but a centimeter
yawn, stop chasing me, I don’t need you. You need me, but I don’t.
U scared?
yawn, No I didn’t look.
http://www.justremember.com/book.gif look at this website then talk to be u idiot
Yawn,
I can so read. Studio cant spell or type
Dude u can’t even Spell or say anything right so u need to shut the F*** up now
No you can’t.
EXCUSE ME! I CAN READ BETTER THAN U IDIOT
You can’t read.
1. Men do have torette syndrome!
2. Men are sponges also, Men are sometimes Gold diggers
3. Men are racist also well some are
4. Woman do wear watches.
5. about ur #1 Who carries the baby in the relationship? the WOMAN does! and woman dont need MEN to have babys!
6. MEN are the cause of all ladies problems
MENappuse
MENstral cycle
MEN
Thank you :D
Women don’t realize that when a woman says to a MAN that they are equal , that MAN will see that as a provocation , and immediately asses the threat .But he’s horrified by what an inferior creature provoked him , and because she’s human he ignores her .But if a man says to a another man that they are equal than a challenge will start, this is how all wars started , and all technological advancements , due to competition , and competition is what men are build for , women are build to make and raise kids .And when a MAN wants to fix a problem like sick feminism , he tries to fix that part , if he cant , he replaces that part with a new one ,so women be prepared to be replaced . And men don’t ask for their rights , because MAN have all the rights , because they build all those rights.
No, you’ve laid claims to being a babbling idiot.
Jennifer, you are a dumb bitch. If you are like your mother I can see why your dad ran and ran.
Hot sports guy: Whatever. I’m betting you are a fucking female.
Newflash to you dumb cunts: We don’t hate you. We don’t respect you either.
Every woman SAYS she “appreciates” a man who make women a priority in their lives. But that’s just bad female programming. There are plenty of men out there who do exactly that, and if you ask them how content and satisfied they are with women in general, they will be delighted to tell you how wrong you are.
Telling a man “you deserve a woman who knows how to treat you right” is the biggest feminist LIE women tell pussified men. “You deserve a woman who knows how to treat you right” is exactly what women say to these “NICE” men just before she runs off and fucks an “ASSHOLE” like me.
You’re as transparent as celophane.
Yet you expect men not to able to see right through you.
Hilarious.
I’m a sexist and happened to really like that about myself. Its a VERY satisfying existence. Married men NEVER say that. EVER.
EVER!
Simply opening the door for a woman, - just because she IS FEMALE - is also “SEXIST” behavior. Do you have any problem with that sexist behavior??
No woman has a problem with “sexist” behavior AS LONG AS IT INCLUDES FEMALE ADORATION. Isn’t that fascinating? I could go out there right now, pick any woman on the street and ADORE and WORSHIP her (as long as it SEEMS real) she will not complain about that “sexist” behavior ONE SINGLE BIT.
You know it. And I know it.
Now go give your husband some decent oral for all that advance adoration he gives you . . . while you spend countless hours on a “sexist” website unable to tear yourself away.
DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW????
You should be sucking your husbands cock instead.
No it won’t . You’re allegedly 50/50 marriage will only last as long as HE IS LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH having having complete 100% control of it.
Western marriages ONLY LAST —>> when a man is willing to FREELY GIVE AWAY ALL OF HIS POWER. Some of us have STANDARDS. And your father was no different. We don’t wish to choose from a list of controlled choices presented to us. That’s not attractive, and it’s not MANLY.
Example:
YOU: “Honey, do you want chicken or steak tonight?”
(You give him a CONTROLLED choice from which he may now choose)
HE: “Chicken, thanks”.
(He now THINKS the 50/50 choice you presented was up to HIM. It only seems like its an equal decision. Women are not even AWARE that they are hardwired to do this. Sad thing is . . . . many husbands aren’t either.)
Now, if he ACTUALLY TOLD YOU WHAT HE WANTED….”Neither. I want beer and pizza.” . . . . You’ve got a COMPLETELY different situation here.
I have witnessed my brothers wife completely lose her SHIT when her husband ACTUALLY ANSWERED HER QUESTION TRUTHFULLY….. and SAID what he REALLY wanted. The control is not hers to assume.
Women HATE it when men say whatever they are thinking. And wives REALLY hate it more than ANY women. They don’t want to hear that shit under any circumstances. And you are no different.
NO . . . . HE GOT WHAT HE W-A-N-T-E-D.
What American woman call “ABUSIVE” is a fucking JOKE.
When a woman goes to file an “ABUSE” complaint with the police, one of the questions on the form is “DID HE WITHHOLD MONEY AND CREDIT CARDS?”. But wait! there’s more.
• “Did he ever call you names?”
• “Did he ever lose his temper, raise his voice or yell?”
ABUSE?????? HARDLY!!!!
Your father was too late in realizing that in order to maintain a successful western “civilized” marriage, he had to freely give away all of his power. Men are not required to be OK with that.
The first TRICK women play on their husbands,
is use his own children - against him - as leverage.
She will turn his own children against their own father.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT???
Just consider the bullshit you call “abuse” - and think about it.
You already pretend that this website (and all the men on it) are abusive in nature and “treated you badly”. But you will notice that they didn’t. You suggest that every man on here is an abusive woman hater . . . . when nothing could be farther from the truth. Its not called “wehatewomen.com” its called “menarebetterthanwomen.com”.
No, no, sweety.
DR.FILLYOURHEADWITHFEMALECRAP made a fool out of himself on Dr.Phil. He does it DAILY.
Dick made a fool out of a fat-ass American Cunt who should have known to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Just like you.
(Jennifer: why are you still reading and not sucking your husbands cock?? Fuck off this website and get busy.)
Wrong again. Jesus Christ, you’re pathetic.
• Never lecture a man you never met on EQUALITY. You can’t even COME CLOSE to 1/5th of my life achievements, talents or skillset. And I know I am not the only man who can say that. You will NEVER be equal. It’s hilarious that you strive SO HARD to maintain that you want to be “EQUAL” to men whom you pretend to consider so far beneath you. We’re all pointing and laughing at you just for that alone.
• EQUALITY does NOT mean “ending sexual assault, domestic violence, and verbal abuse”.
FACT: Domestic violence would END IMMEDIATELY
when women SHUT THE FUCK UP when a man told her he is not
interested in hearing what she has to say - under any circumstances.
And sexual 60% to 95% of the “sexual assaults” in this country
would END IMMEDIATELY if women STOPPED LYING ABOUT IT.
•• Verbal abuse wouldn’t exist if women didn’t insist on going where they don’t belong, either. You come here UNINVITED and spill your TRIPE all over the place when you are NOT WELCOME AND FORBIDDEN TO COMMENT. Guess what, bitch . . . . . . A man now gets to say whatever the fuck he wants to your slutty, stinking cunt face. Hey, it’s not as abuse as bashing your face in , or fucking your arse - dry - without even spitting. Men would have more success you by permanently ejecting you OUT of their lives, like your daddy did.
You haven’t made ANY progress.
BECAUSE WE ARE MEN –>> and NOT women.
Men don’t take the lazy way and “ask” for shit the way you entitled cunts do. We go out there and EARN IT. We claim it for ourselves. “Going against feminism” is not the goal of Dick Masterson or any man on this website.
WE LAUGH in the face of feminism.
Because none of you have made any progress.
ZERO. ZIP. ZILCH. NONE.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Jennifer, based on your previous comments, I must admit that you deserve anal more than anything else. I sincerely beg your husband to split your rectum open with his cock and then proceed to thrust so hard that you end up having a sore ass for about a month. I hope it also impairs your ability to walk for a much longer period of time, you sexless ball of fluff.
*would. Some sexist has changed James Brown’s original lyrics and posted it on the internet.
R.I.P. James Brown
This is a man’s world, this is a man’s world
But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
You see, man made the cars to take us over the road
Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark
This is a man’s, a man’s, a man’s world
But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys
Man makes then happy ’cause man makes them toys
And after man has made everything, everything he can
You know that man makes money to buy from other man
This is a man’s world
But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
He’s lost in the wilderness
He’s lost in bitterness
I truly appreciate you Hot Sports Guy, you deserve a woman who knows how to treat you right. Men like you are the fortunate ones, but sexists will only get the fragile women and live their lives miserable complaining about all women. In the end they achieve nothing but detestation or mockery towards them by society. My marriage will last forever because we’re faithful, devoted and EQUAL. We care for each other more than anything and we handle everything that goes wrong. We never cheat, lie or yell. Once I showed my husband this website he got disgusted and chose not to write a comment. However, my father was abusive to his wife and children. Mom had the courage to move on and he ended up living alone without hearing from his children. He got what he deserves. I don’t regret what has happened to me as a child because if it weren’t for those most difficult times my eyes wouldn’t be open to the harsh reality. Dick has made a fool out of himself on Dr. Phil, now everybody hates the man behind the eyeglasses. If Dick believes women are horrible at sex, one reason is because he wishes to be gay but sadly noone can choose to be gay. Gays are tolerant and don’t hate women even though he denies hating women. He may prefer having sex with men and animals due to his hatred towards women. This man has no place in God’s kingdom. You know that feminism is about equality and not female dominance. Equality means ending sexual assault, domestic violence and verbal abuse (bitch, slut). We don’t want higher wages than men, but we want the freedom to walk on the streets without being terrified to get raped by perverts who are to be penalized. Believe me chauvinists: we’ve made alot of progress and we will continue our duty so we can walk publicly topless as men. Our intentions are not to seduce but to have equal rights. When a hot guy passes by we can control ourselves or maybe we don’t pay him any attention, so a pervert must learn that too. A woman who is anti-feminist is ignorant (unaware) and a man who is anti-feminist is a sexist. Why don’t you ask for men’s rights instead of wasting your time going against feminism? End the force of going to a military service, circumcision, equality in adoption rights etc. Neither gender is better. The person who is best is100% Anti:
Sexist
Racist
Ageist
Homophobic
Nazi
Skinhead
Hypocritical
Criminal
Macho
Or anyone with an intent to hurt someone. I forgive people who are willing to change but sexists never change.
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR PEOPLE AND STOP VISITING THIS POINTLESS WEBSITE. LET THOSE 3 % OF SEXISTS BE CAUGHT UP IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLD. I’M OUT OF HERE NOW AND FOREVER…