Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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you’re not aware that man have a higher IQ rate , and over the average there are 20 times more men . There are men that are stupid , but all women are stupid , all the inventions are man made and 99.999999999% of all adaptations man made, and don’t tell me that women hadn’t had full access to scholl because school and all you learn in it is 100% man made. You’re a sick feminist bitch if you deny anything of what I say , come with arguments and stop calling us assholes , sexist , mysoginistic and other shit.
If I have mistakes in grammar , it’s because english is not my first language , i’m from Europe. Here it’s not like in north America , it is the opposite i might say ,and this is how i want to be in north America as well, we have our sick feminist bitches but they’re are old women over 30 ugly , fat that nobody wants them. Someday I want to visit US and don’t want to see sick feminist bitches there ,ruining my vacation.
different functions of the brain and different bodies , probably you can’t get it , but can’t you see it?????
for 1 milion years everything was in order , until feminism came , and man hadn’t attacked you because that would have meant the end of them too , but now with man technological advancements it is posibile to replace women.And man haddn’t attacked you mostly because women hadn’t attacked men like they do now with feminism.
Like I said before , if you say to a man that your equal , that is the worst attack you can throw to a man .How can a man be equal to a woman whose brain is functioning like it does , and smaller too, with 13% , with those small bodies , weak , full of fat , fragile small bones . Men chose to ignore women when they say that because women are humans too , but you can’t ignore it for too many times.
Women are build to raise kids all their life , but now there are to many humans and only once is enough , and so you don’t know what to do with your spare time.
But women are not build to enter man competitions , no physical or intellectual , so that’s why man are fed up with you. And have you seen a man supporting someone that is not as good as him at something??.Men live on making fun of those that are inferior to him , that’s competition, and is the fuel of any man life , without it we would not be man , we would be women , and start supporting those that are inferior.
@Me
seriously dont bother
theyre so dumb they cant comprehend what were saying.
Ive been trying all night and they wont listen to what you have to say haha
okay if men are better than women which means women are inferior and therefore technically weaker than men why dont they(men) understand and treat us(women) well or cheer us up or perhaps help us to make ourselves feel better about our supposed inferiority….its not manly to attack a weakling that you claim a woman is:|…man your blog seems to be addictive..:-o
and yet you find women intimidating your man manly man-ass enough to spend the time energy and zeal to write all that out and feel good about it…childish and ironic…but a decent post..didnt bore me much..thank you..:)
hahaha
Oooo you showed him!
a male sheep is called a ram you idiot.
Dick, you’re my hero! You revealed the truth to the world about women!
Mabtw!
DICK MASTERSON = WASTE OF FLESH AND BONE
I’m not aiming to insult anyone. I am merely stating what appears to be the fact. I would have to guess that the vast majority of the people that post here have an IQ only marginally higher than 82 based on the content and quality of their writing.
Hey dont talk shit about people being mentally handicapped. That’s really, really low. Don’t be so fucking ignorant.
Sorry, but your big manly brain should know that science can’t prove a negative. And you are all negatives.
Big talk from someone who fails to see that the era of Anglo-American women enjoying rights plus privileges is at an end. Writers like Warren Farrell, Lionel Tiger, Steven Pinker and Professor Daniel Amneus have eviscerated the entire feminist world-view with cold statistics and science. Face it - you’re just an anti-essentialist relic from the outworn Sixties.
What have you done Magnolia? Opened your legs for some approval or cash on demand? Thats about all women can do. if you want to call men on here failures give some supporting evidence you penis fly trap.
No.
Sorry, Steph, but you are apparently one of the stupid twats that gives ammunition to this sad little group of failures.
Hey.
I’d like to say I am a woman. And I agree with all of these points.
:) Job well done.
P.S. I am not a self hater. I’m great.
Heh! You are wickedly clever. Weren’t you the one who got all pissy about ad hominem responses? Hypocritical as well as being borderline mentally handicapped. I allow for the borderline since apparently you can spell, unlike the rest of your microencephalic compatriots.