Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Men Are Better Than Women.
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Pea-brain, bullshitting fantasist.
And yet is also very amusing to see them run around lost.
All topics here are great. I want to thank the moderators and owners of this site. My great thanks to these pioneer men. I would like to add their names to my site where I list the pioneer men.
Cheers,
Micho
This proves that women don’t know what they want…Poor little things, they seem so confused in life.
The Husband Store…
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where
the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives
store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like
beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Micho , you’re gay ????????? or you made an error in typing ????? gays are not biological men , gays were infested with estrogen in the womb when brain was developing , so your brain is fucked up. Gays and lesbians are mutants , so they are not women nor men .Their women , and men genes , were not supported when brain was forming in the womb by the proper hormones , and so mutants formed. These mutants are probably the reason why women think that men and women are the same .
Pollution and chemicals are the main reason for forming these mutants, there were mutants before pollution and chemicals but in drastically lower numbers compared with the population . So I do not recognize you as a man !!!!
if you’re 19 then those “Mechanics. car maintenance, electronical engineering” were learned superficial in shit courses, unless you’re a genius and you finished high school at 10 years and then started college , but there are no women genius . I never said women can’t learn , it’s the way you learn , you learn by copying and memorising, men learn by making logical spatial mathematical physical chemical cognitive thinking . That’s why men don’t bother learning in school to much, because that’s how they think , they don’t need school , those men that learn in school are those that really evolve the technology.
All you learn in school is man made 100% , no women came up with a theory about anything , with no laws in math and etc ,only men did , because that’s how men brain works .Women brain works by memorising and copying what she sees , because scientifically testes showed that when men and women think at the same thing they use different parts in brain , when thinking at anything , any shit , we use different parts of the brain .
Men thinking has revealed how the universe works, and men divided it in math , physics , chemistry and biology. Women can copy this , but can’t do anything with it , because women do not learn by understanding what they learn , just by copying , men learn by understanding. It’s a huge difference when it comes to say what way is more valuable .Men way of thinking represents 4 million years of evolution on life on this planet , so if you can copy us but that doesn’t mean we are equal .
Men were build to evolve the species , androgens are man hormones , they’re steroids , that pump up the body and brain if they’re present when the fetus develops at 6 months , in life they are needed to sustain it , and this androgens coupled with the other men genes made this thinking posibile and the body bigger and stonger with muscles and strong bones , and 13% bigger brain too.
So I don’t say women are dumb when it comes to learn something , because they can copy those things , but women don not understand not even a bit of what are about , just what they are good for , they make links between information , what is where , and what were belongs . Men on the other hand learn only by understanding , they don’t copy anything ,because this is how men brain works .
Even though you can copy man made things , that doesn’t make us equal when it comes to whom would have been more advanced if it were only men or only women. If there weren’t men , women would not have whom to copy , and probably never got down from the trees in the jungle , and remained just a another specie of monkeys. While men would have been much more advanced than they are now , because the constant need for reproduction it’s a waste of time ,just 2 minutes a year would be more than enough to release sperm, this assuming that babies would have been made somehow .
You don’t agree with anything on this site but you see the difference between good and bad girl- that’s a contradiction you forgot to avoid, so it gave you away…
“Nice” try though, but We already have seen this one, so go away, bye.
Hmm
I dont agree with anything on this site.
I am a tattoo artist - i own my own studio. I have 18 A levels. And 43 GCSE’s all at A* grade - these include Mechanics. car maintenance, electronical engineering. And I am only 19
I have over 30 pets, i also have an A-level in vetenary care.
I work all the hours god sends so I dont “sponge” off anyone.
My salary is more than what most men will get in ten years.
Not all women are how you guys see us. So please dont put me in the dumbass “oh look at me im paris freakin hilton” category. I have brains and i can accept peoples veiws even though i dont agree with them.
just tell us women with brains what you have achieved in your lives. im probably half the age that you all are.
And those are good responces. Bravo, now she is in your frame. Keep it up ans use next time!! too.
So.
What´s wrong with it?
Sounds like fun.
Only the hate part is wrong. Stating the truth doesn´t involve hate.
maggie you don’t know what you’re talking about , men just got fed up with the attitude women have in north america .About Dick making money out of this , it’s obvious , but this dosn’t change a bit the fact that men got fed up with women , and so we have to replace them.
Write=right. Sorry.
What man helped you write that Maggie? You got everything write but the first and last paragraph. Good try.
i’ve heared enough about marie curie from sick feminist , but what feminist don’t want to say is that marrie currie worked in a team made up of Pierre Curie , Antoine Henri Becquerel here about him http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/physics/laureates/1903/becquerel-bi o.html , and Marie Currie (marie and pierre were married). Here that award: http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/physics/laureates/1903/
Antoine Henri Becquerel discovered natural radiation in 1906 , but those nobel prizes were given to the team of 3 , not marie currie , but sick feminist say over and over again about this , because she was the first woman to get a degree in an university and shit , but nothing that she did has any value , because the radiation was discovered long before. Here:” Becquerel was awarded half of the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1903, the other half being given to Pierre and Marie Curie for their study of the Becquerel radiation.” marie currie was just an assistant of pierre currie and Antoine Henri Becquerel .
Pierre Curie died in 1906 and several years later marie curie published what he discovered about radium and polonium alongside Antoine Henri Becquerel , she just did lab work , like all women that work in medicine today , but she could not have made a cognitive thinking and made some discovery . That would be imposibile , because if women were capable of making cognitive thinking than the ratio men discoveries - women discoveries would not be 1 billion - 1 single discovery ,the law of probability demonstrates this . Let’s assume that she did this discovery about a minor element compared to the ten of thousands of elements that men discovered. How could she have made this discovery if she hadn’t gone to school ??? and all in school is 100% men . And what you learn in school like the theory of relativity , laws in math ,physics chemistry and all of that , those are light years more important than a minor discovery that anyone could have made if it had proper education and worked in that field , any men I mean . She just happened to work in a field that men hadn’t done much work , and only did the lab work . If she worked by herself I’m sure she would have found nothing. Feminist overrated marie currie , she is just a another name on that award , nothing special , and worked in a big institute in studying radiation alongside hundreds of men , and those men did the cognitive thinking , she just did a small part in lab work , nothing special like I said . Ohh and she was lesbian , because she hated men , read abut it , she married and shit , but she was lesbian 100%, a freaking lesbian mutant , not woman nor man.
A long time ago, in a far away trailer, Dick Masterson planned a plan that was so ridiculous, so diabolical, so twisted that it HAD to work. “I’ve got it!” the evil genius cried. “The perfect money-making scheme. I shall create a site for all the mysoginists and angry, pimply teenage boys of this world. I shall inflate their frail egos with ‘facts’ that make little to no sense, so that even the most desperately stupid will get it. When enough readers have been attracted, I shall reach out to the TV-watching masses by whoring myself on Dr. Phil. With all the publicity this will doubtlessly generate, I shall turn my hatred into a franchise and sell t-shirts, cards and books to my blindly loyal subcribers!”
Dick Masterson puffed on his cigar and scratched his behind contentedly. “Oh, Dicky,” he cackled. “How do you come up with this stuff?”
No problem so what would you like to talk about insted?
Cheers,
Dear Bola,
You’re right, but as long as we don’t let their posts outnumber ours. I’m new here. Who moderates this site?
Micho
“Exception to the rule”
Google it.
For shits and giggles google “female chess players”.
Men > women
On the contrary, sites where feminists are barred are boring as hell. Nothing is more satisfactory than kicking these trolls in the teeth.
This beautiful site is ruined by letting every body post. This site is against feminists, so how do we allow the feminists and their supporters to post here? Shall we care about their opinion? In my dictionary, “NO friendship with the feminists, whoever and whatever.”
They will destroy our site if we let them post here. Since they are lesbians or feminists, why do they come to our site? They have their own sites where men are forbidden to post. I’ve tried many times to enter their sites to post but it’s forbidden. Should we then allow them to post here?
Now I will here replies that I am a gay. But I know I love men. I don’t hate women, and some rare females are good, but men are much greater, not just greater.
Micho