Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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Well, nobody here it’s racist and it’s no point in that. Let see, humans begin to differentiate from a single group of individuals 40K - 50K years ago. No enough time to create physiological / psychological difference of importance. But, sexual dimorphism it’s a inherent part of our species trough millions of years of natural selection of different set of traits in mens and woman. Two different leagues.
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Sorry for my English
I totally agree with you, not only white man can be inventors or smarter and stronger (these stronger and smarter men are all over the world), superiority is not reserved for white men only (and I’m white) but there are these ignorant freaks who think white supremacy could ever be tolerated. Hitler is DEAD and if another one like him comes around he will be persecuted until found or until he or she commits suicide just like Hitler did.
So there weren’t only europeans(whites) who invented things , for example the wind mills were invented by arab countrys , a new type of constructions like egyptians , egyptians also invented the 365 Day Calendar and Leap Year,sails for ships .
Asian had the most invention beside europeans, examples:
Domestication of wheat and peas, Domestication of sheep, Domestication of cats, Domestication of cattle, Invention of pottery, Weaving of the first cloth, Domestication of chickens, Discovery of alcoholic drinks, Domestication of rice,Invention of silk cloth, Invention of written language, Invention of glass, Invention of soap, Invention of ink, Invention of the parasol, Invention of irrigation canals, Invention of cartography (map-making), Invention of the oar, Invention of the kite,Invention of the collapsible umbrella, Invention of the crossbow, Invention of the mirror, Invention of ice cream, Invention of paper, Invention of the wheelbarrow, Invention of the seismometer, Invention of the abacus, Invention of saddles and stirrups, Invention of Indo-Arabic numbers,Invention of toilet paper, Invention of chess, Invention of perfume, Invention of porcelain, Invention of gunpowder, Invention of the windmill, Invention of the flamethrower, Invention of canal locks, Invention of the hypodermic needle, Invention of the mechanical clock,Invention of the magnetic compass, Invention of paper money, Invention of metal movable type, Invention of the land mine, Invention of the toothbrush, Invention of the satellite, Invention of the washlet bidet, Invention of the PC sound card, Invention of the PlayStation game device
So Asians had lots of inventions , I know lots about inventions , science, technology , wars , sport , fast cars and planes , and space exploration because these are my life .
your so racists why you gotta be like that?
hahaha
Is this another stupid trick question? WHITE MEN are better than EVERYONE?
If is about black males compared to any women, well even blacks males are smarter. And Hillary Clinton is a perfect example of women failure against any man . So ALL MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.
Get out of this site and go vote for Hitler or something (only a woman could come up with some stupid question like this).
Nope , chinese invented couple of things to like paper, gun powder , and others , because that’s why for europeans the silk road was very important .
Japanese also invented things , muslim countries also and south americans , and africans also like egyptians.
But europeans(WHITES) are by far the front runners , eurpeans controlled the whole world , North and South America , Africa ,parts of ASIA , all of these were eurpean colonies , europeans named the whole world . Europeans had to be in front because if they weren’t europe would just have been a another part of asia , because fierce wars were fought between europeans and asians for the last 4000 years, in witch billions of men fought and died.Every time asians were 10 times more than europeans in wars , like persians , but europeans had technology and this kept them on the map .
haha very true, now we are getting real
Or Jewish men.
I also want to ask, why is it that every man on here seems to think that they automatically deserve respect from the opposite sex . The way some men are talking about how women are whores, whom only fuck for money, and dont respect men at all is a huge generalization. It is a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you have an automatic opinion of a woman, and think that she is a piece of shit, you will then just treat her like shit, and then you have the audacity to complain when she justifiably so treats you like shit back.
I want to ask why every woman on here who ignores the warning not to post on here thinks she is going to be given some respect. She shows she can’t follow rules and really isn’t trying to earn ant respect herself. As for showing women respect, more and more men are not, for they are treating the women just like men.
Women are fining out that if they don’t earn respect, they aren’t gonna get any…just like a man.
From a great man:
shaunfloozer — Three things we men have to which women completely are devoid of “PRIDE- HONOR- RESPECT” that in itself tells the pitiful story!
That’s an excellent summation of so many of the great posts above.
Notice that in a man’s understanding, all three of these virtues are NON-NEGOTIABLE.
You either have them, or not. You either demand them in your relationships, or rationalize being treated like shit.
In women, men are confronted (and confounded) by a seemingly attractive creature that barters her artificial versions of P-H-R daily, habitually, and it’s as natural for her as breathing.
Everything to a woman is negotiable. (Everything is just “haggling over the price of her self-interest ….”)
But what IMHO really screws up men’s heads is that in women, we meet the “desirable predator” species.
Obviously men find women sexually desirable. It’s hard-wired.
But men project onto women their own instinctive need for Pride-Honor-Respect, and expect women to understand and respond.
But predators do not need any of these abstract values, if they can even remotely grasp what they mean.
In fact, women use a man’s P-H-R as a toolkit for manipulating and consuming him.
Maybe you’ve heard women say — “Guys make better friends.”
Why is that? Women do not trust other women!
Why is that? Because they truly know their own nature.
Ask one to tell you about her high school “friendship wars” with her girlfriends.
A predatory species only knows one thing — it needs to feed.
It can feed emotionally, financially, sexually, spiritually, etc.
But it must seek out its prey.
In the great posts and stories above, the “fairer sex” has been unmasked in all its naked glory.
Another one:
Once you apply antitriad’s theory long enough (I’m getting there…) a couple of things will happen.
First off, you’ll begin to treat women nicely ONLY when you want something from them. And if they give it to you, you keep treating them nicely. But if they don’t, you don’t.
Do THAT long enough, and you’ll realize that this is the same strategy that most women use when dealing with men!
Exact same!
The only difference is that you as a man will be perfectly competent and successful on your own, while most women will not be.
Then you’ll start to wonder if ANY of the women who have been involved in your life in any way REALLY liked you. This part sucks, as you’re basically going to place your tender feelings memories under the blinding light of truth. Some will fade, but once the pain ends, this moment is shockingly freeing.
Once this all sinks in you’ll discover how stupid most women really are - they mistreat the ONLY entities on the planet that have a chance to make them happy: men, in particular the good and patient ones who theoretically have the capacity to love a woman.
And finally, you’ll have women split in to three categories.
Category One are those that you have a genuine respect and liking for. They have good attitudes and have accomplished something - doesn’t matter what. Maybe one in eight women will fit here.
Category Two are those average women who you KNOW won’t amount to much, but they’re not miserable people. They’re more or less friendly, and they don’t show outward signs of hating you. They evoke your indifference. They’re free to do what they want as long as they stay well away from you. Maybe three in eight women will fit here.
And Category Three are those women who you KNOW won’t amount to much, but holy crap they want to make everyone miserable in the process! They deserve your full contempt, and you’ll give it. Ignoring them works best - especially if you play up your niceness to other people. They HATE being ignored, as they hate the fact that they can’t make you miserable.
Once this liberation hits, your life will be yours and yours alone. You’ll live every day by your own terms, think whatever you think is best, and accomplish most of what you set out to do.
But you can’t do this until you realize that most women are irrelevant…
Deathslayer
Women are FUNNY
First they STAMBLE UPON this site totally accidently and totally UNINVITED. Why? To discredit Dick M. The best they can like calling him; “gay, dickless, hater, etc… Why? Because they don’t want THE MESSAGE to lick into the public precisely to the minds of other men.
BUT as they post here for the first time with all brilliant “YOU ARE GEY..”" message, they find a supprise. They find other men posting and the supprise is they know everything already and write things as true as Dick himself. Hmmm they thing that hole is much bigger than I thaught so, and I’ll tame it.
BUT they start getting responces which clearly show men here can not be fooled, so then they start fighting with us. And again they call us gay, haters, loners, loosers, etc..Why? Same reason as before, they don’t want THE MESSAGE to lick to te public, to other men.
Women are funny because they never meet this type of men out there outside the net. The truth is that they do meet them, only these men don’t speak the way they do it here. Wojmen are funny because they think that those men don’t know what’s really going on, and the reason they women think that is because those men never say this to them.
Ladies, men already know this stuff, as well as we men on this site know it, and you can clearly see that we know it. You can not stop this. It is not a question if men know this, it’s a matter of men to not be affraid to speak openly about this, when they speak in public.
And that’s what this site is for, for men to know it’s ok to speak in public how they feel, without a worry, that mad mob of women will linch them.
So now women, ask yourself a question do you wanna have men who are scared to speak how they feel or you wanna hear what men have to say????
1. Option one seems to be better than option two, since you can keep abusing men the way you do. But it only seems that way.
Think about it now; Why the option two is batter.
Also think about this; Whou would yuo feel if you could not even speak??? You say man have more rights than you, but how this can be possible if you are even against our right to speak.
You can start fooling yourself that you do it because all men here are gay, loners, loosers etc….
But franlky men here are same men as everywhere, they are tachers, firemen, business men, designers, doctors, lawyers, engeeniers…. They are men who can finally speak how they feel, Because of you and your angry hatred towards men, we don’t even have the right to speak in public about how we feel. OK?
This is so humourous, But I want to know one thing. When it is described that all men are smarter than women, and men have invented everything, and only men have made contributions to math, chemistry, physics, and philosophy is it mainly meaning white men? I dont want to be racist or anything but I am bringing up the point that this argument can also be made in this light…The more specific term should be, WHITE MEN are better than EVERYONE.
The best thing to do is not to interact with any feminist women , they say that the only difference between us and them is plumbing !!!!:)))))))) Now , aren’t there all lesbian ??????
I really think that any women who says that the only difference between men and women is plumbing than , they’re lesbian , or they are playing the trick game , witch one plays the trick game or is actually lesbian I don’t give a fuck , I just don’t interact with any feminist women, only on internet I like to respond to them and see how brainless they are.
Well..If you “know” that men are better than women, why do you have to have a website to prove yourself. It’s not proving anything at all really. And if you dont care what women think, than why are you responding to me? And now I am done making my point. And I’m done talking to you, because you aren’t worth my time. Have a nice life, (I’m guessing since you hate women you must be gay)
Bullshit, Anglo-American women have always hated men.
Sorry, cock-licker, but your ‘real women’ are all carpet munchers or prefer low-IQ, jobless thugs… All well and good, but why should working society have to keep them and and their underclass, worthless offspring? Let the cunts starve, I say.
You’re discovered… Fuck off, idiot. Go vote for Hitler or something.
Just rot in Hell.
I don’t even like cats as pets.
Very clever, which dictionary did you use to get spellings? Or did your mommy get it for you?
No wait you are all too manly for that.
Get over yourselves.
I can’t be bothered to spell things properly for a bunch of idiots.
Blame the college WHICH IS RUN BY A MAN that the course was called electronical engineering. lol.
you type too much lol