Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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What kind of idiot would actually listen to this crap and go along with it. Oh thats right the same idiot that made it. oh and it had to be a guy why am I not surprised. Get a life and stop wasting the life of others.
You have a habit of ordering people around? Fuck off.
wow you must have had some BIG relationship issues. i dont know wtf happened to you, but whatever it was you need to get over it. your points make no sense at all, and your obviously not mentally stable. i think youve been watching too much “Sex and the City”. because REAL women act nothing like your claims. your a stupid, ignorent loser who needs some SERIOUS therapy. and the only reson anyone comes to this monument to arrogence is to laugh at your stupidity.
are you having enough laughs???Yes ,we are here to entertain sick bitches …., we don’t get paid for it…. .Just a little favor , that is to replace sick bitches form our lives .
hahahah you all are ridiculous.
it’s unbelievable how insecure you are of your masculinity.
HAHA
you can’t be more wrong , here are only manly men , not fucking low testosterone men affected by hormone disrupting chemicals ,witch you can attack .
You’re afraid of us , and your attacks are ZERO , you only attack by saying that we haven’t find “that woman” or that we are insecure with our masculinity .Well let me tell you , I have found “that woman ” and broke up with her , and I could not be more sure of my masculinity .If I would be insecure than I would please women in order to get laid , but I don’t do that , do I???
why the fuck all women change the subject when they see that their arguments have no fundamentals ??? they always divert from the subject , you can’t trust a woman , never , just fuck her and then say bye .
Actually, it is women who are intimidated by masculinity. That is why women’s studies classes (for fuck’s sake) are essentially a tirade against masculinity and maleness. By rejecting the feminist view of society and gender, we reject the idea that masculinity is ‘passe’ or ‘dangerous’, instead embracing what it means to be a man.
Kalel,
You’re a real man because you broke with your gf. Unreal men, that is those who are just males but not men enough, dare NOT facing women for fear that they don’t let them have sex.
micho nice article
Chivalry and gallantry are dead , now if I were on a cruiser and it’s sinking , I would make sure that all men get in the life boats and don’t give a shit about women .Except for the woman I’m with , because I know for sure that she is not a sick feminist ,and I don’t have time to see witch is feminist or not.
I’m sure all men would do the same , so women will go down with the ship , because women can’t compete with men on who gets to be on the life boats .
Read this site to see who is the great sex:
http://www.angryharry.com/reTributetoMenofTitanic.htm
Kahlan , you’re fucked up feminist bitch , that has taken hate towards men to extreme limits .
Who are talking about when you say human race has evolved??? you mean Men race has evolved , women are still build to nurture and raise kids , and they have become obsolete buy Men evolution .
Have a look here , see what I mean:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg13418180.400-japanese-pioneers-r aise-kid-in-rubber-womb-.html
and robots:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCR2PFrLkwA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZheiyEt_eo&NR=1
More feminist bitches like you out there , more artificial wombs and robots will be build , because men have to pass on their DNA forward , that’s what men do , and with feminist bitches like you it’s impossible.
Благодарю за такую оригинальную точку зрения. Я с ней не совсем согласна, но она имеет право на существование.
hahaha wowww youre dumb… women wear watches buddy. and most of the history and the BIBLE came from legible handwriting!!! and yes jesus was a man.. but God created women for a purpose. to be nourturers and to be equally helpful as males only in different ways.
yes.. boys/men destroy things.. take 9/11 for instance.. i don’t believe any of those terrorists were women.. now were they.. so you can blame men right then and there for trying to destroy our country. way to go.
and i’ve always heard the most racist comments from men.. not women..
women have more rights to be racist anyways because they get raped by different races that have no respect for women. i don’t blame them!!
Now you unmasked yourself.
And you try to appear brilliant when we all know that under feminism WOMEN HAVE BECOME CRIMINALS. And what you said is nothing but a justification for criminality.
Because of males like you, who are NOT men enough, and who seek to show favor in order to get the smile of a woman, because of such low-level males, feminists have gained power.
What we are doing is saving both men and women from the satanic movement that is called feminism.
It is your own opinion that Jesus was a man. I DO believe that Jesus is Lord. However, regardless of that, should a non-believer be criminal?
Bob is not a man, just look at the way “she writes” (is not hard to figure that out). No man in his right mind would vomit words like hers.
I have this feeling that he is a female posing as a male.
These females are stupid. They think we are against the female as a sex. They don’t know that we want to free the female from the feminism that kidnapped them. Feminism is not a sex, but a movement, and hence being against it doesn’t mean we are against the female. We want to save the female from this satanic movment.
dude, ur stupid, dick is right. for one thing the bible came from legible handwriting cause MEN wrote it. god created women for 1 purpos: sex. 9/11 was done by male terrorists, but who gave birth to them and raised them? thats right, women. finally, women are way more racist than men, the pretend to get raped by other races then blame then so the whores can get more money
Boob, Men are better than women. …And that just gets your panties all in a bunch.
Jesus fucking Christ, you are all complete and utter morons. I’m so very, very glad that no woman in her right mind would ever sleep with you and that your stupidity won’t be imposed on some poor child who already got the shortest end of the hereditary stick. Hate is something that should be a last resort, however it obviously is for you since *blogging* about the fact that your inferiority complexes are obviously bigger than any remaining fragments of intelligence that are clinging desperately in the hope that you grow the fuck up is the only thing you lot can do.
Your arguments don’t even deserve that name, they make so little sense. Your ‘man-arms’ should probably start packing, because most of the human race has evolved way, way beyond you. For god’s sake, you’re an insult to intelligent people everywhere.
Hope your dick falls off :)
It is the feminists that have all the hatred. You don’t want men to reply so feminists gain and spread their hatred on the society.
LOL, speaking of hate…
“Hope your dick falls off :)”
Now, who’s the hater?
“I am most anxious to enlist everyone who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of ‘Women’s Rights’, with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feelings and propriety. Feminists ought to get a good whipping. Were woman to ‘unsex’ themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen and disgusting of beings, and would surely perish without male protection.”
~ Queen Victoria, 1870
Deathslayer
Great quote.
Of course, a woman is never fit to be a monarch, and should not have been in charge of a country, but this quote alone shows her to be a lot smarter than all modern women.
Quite a convienant point of view for a woman who ruled an empire upon which the sun never set.
as a young reader and supporter i may not have the intelligence to comfortably say that all women are the devil, but i CAN say that everything ive read can be seen not only on the grown women of America, but the arrogant, ignorant, possessive, psycho, are being raised in high school, middle school, etc. I’m 17 about to be 18, and my whole life all i’ve picked up on is that the “psycho bitch” class of women, is a class obtained young. Parents are to blamed, not simply just women, but those men, those fathers that allow it. Do not get me wrong at all Mr. Masterson, i am no speaking out against the Men of America, just those “pussy whipped” as it would be easier put.
Ps. the videos of your voicemail, priceless.., the men that speak out there about how you are wrong, what dumbasses.. haha, MABTW FTW
You do have the intelligence, but because of the brainwashing in the society, the man now feels he is sexist if he says the truth and stands against feminists. I recommend that you read these sites:
http://www.angryharry.com/estrojanhorsesoffeminism.htm
http://www.angryharry.com/esFeminismandNazism.htm
http://www.dadsnow.org/html/study.htm
I also highly recommend reading this site for the pioneer Angry Harry:
http://www.angryharry.com/notefeminismforstudents.htm
I just saw on discovery channel a program about life on other planets , and all scientists believe that life on other planets will produce males and females , because that’s the only way to evolve.
But I guess when you say to a woman about science or sport she falls asleep , that’s why they don’t want to post anymore.
So what do you want to talk about????
Dick,
What has happened to your wondrous site? This new configuration is displeasing, even for my Alpha-Ashkenazi, sociopathic, double Y Chromosome, hyper-manly brain.
It’s gone all back-ass-ward - like a woman on pep pills…
*Dear Studioline,
The man is responsible because he responds to them. When the man marries the woman, he is encouraging feminism. When the man keeps staring at the woman from 500 meters far until she passes him until 500 meters in the other direction, he is encouraging feminism. When the man fears being firm and his no is not a big NO and his yes is not a big YES, he is encouraging feminism.
Most men are responsible because they refraing from being firm fearing he would not be able to fuck her hole; or for fear of harming her feelings (as if they existed). When you have these fears in mind, you cannot be a real man. (I don’t mean you specifically; I’m generalizing.)
The feminists take the most advantage from hetero males because most of them are not men enough to have their word. It’s not because men are not men enough literally, but all the media attack the man, which makes him feel blamed and lonely in advance, hence blocking his movement.
From now on, things should change as men started to collaborate. The man would no longer feel he is alone. However, there are several more things to be done. The first is to have fair laws and juries, not biased ones. The judges and legistatures are biased and feel blamed so they throw the accusations in most cases on the man.
The second most important thing is for the man not to rush for marriage. Every man hates marriage but he goes for it just for her sake. Don’t tell me no. This is everywhere. Most, most men hate marriage. So, if you don’t use the weapons you have, how would you fight?
Even if the man gets married, divorce should always be ready in his mind. If she went for divorce he should thank her. If she doesn’t obey him, there is no need to beat her; he should just tell her we are no longer compatible together and we should divorce. The most important is not to look backward or hear or even expect cries. Just go for divorce whatever happens.
The third most important thing is sex. Men maybe do not know that the woman craves for sex more than they do, but she is accustomed not to demand it but rather expect the man to demand it. The man today should not behave like my grandfather. Since she is seducing him, he should let her ask for sex. He should not be easy and rush for sex once she asks him. I know this may seem hard to be accepted at the moment because most men have not advanced themselves. But this is the mistake. While the woman changed herself from what she used to be 100 years ago, we see the man still as my grandfather was. You must change your way. This way you use her only weapon against her. Remember it is she who seduces you. If she has nothing in mind, she would not be seducing you. So, be smart.
The fourth most important thing, and very, very important thing is employment. Employers should employ men only, especially for high positions. You don’t need to say you don’t want to employ this person because she is a female. You are free to choose the person you want.
Unlike what most men think, fighting feminism is very, very easy, but we need males who are men enough not compromisers. The law must be fair. Marriage, sex, and employement must be under the man’s control.
(By the way, did you notice that the feminists hide away from posting when we show links and facts about female crimes? They wait until these pass to post!)
Since I came to this site ,no feminist women survived more than a day , when faced with the truth they run away, fucking coward women .
And I knew that women kill their kids , especially if they are boys , check the statistics .
Don’t worry we will soon have a replacement for them .
Aren’t mothers today killing their children? Read the following sites:
http://www.quebecoislibre.org/010203-9.htm
The most dangerous thing is that the new laws which indirectly (but on purpose) encourage women to kill. This is especially true in the countries where feminists are in more power (Britain, Australia, Canada, Ireland, Germany, and many European countries).
Because the feminists are gaining power in the jury, many of female crimes are hidden or always given fake or lengthy justifications in order to hide the criminal nature of the female.
Even in America, mothers who kill their children outnumber fathers. Here’s a quote from the site above:
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About 1300 child murders took place in the US last year. About 500 perpetrators were non-parents, roughly divided between men and women. Of the rest, only 30 (!) were fathers. In other words, mothers were more than 25 times more likely to kill their progeny than fathers. Yet somehow, men are viewed as being more dangerous to their children than women.
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So, almost 250 + 30 = 280 of the child murders are men, while 1,020 of the child-murderers are females.
Moreover, we conclude that the parent murderers are 1300 - 500 = 800, of which only 30 are fathers and 770 are MOTHERS. So, thanks to the feminists, now mothers are about 26% more killers than fathers.
And the feminists present the female as a nice mother, hiding her ugly inside with the make-ups and seduction.
And now we see, as I posted earlier, that the German government even recently started to encourage incest.
Great post there micho
I wanna add something to the seduction thread you have mentioned;
“And the feminists present the female as a nice mother, hiding her ugly inside with the make-ups and seduction”
What they call “seduction” is a series of mistakes females make when interacting with men, while thinking they are doing something positive which works, they are doing something negative which does not work.
When it doesn’t work which is normal consequence of doing things wrong a normal psychological reaction accures of feeling a frustration and when negative result keep repeating frustration transforms into an anger.
But they are still convinced they are doing everything right, they remmember they are doing “seduction” so whare is the problem then? there are 2 possible explanations;
1. Seduction is correct is just that there is something wrong with men.
2. It’s not a seduction it’s a series of mistakes which create wrong outcome therefore is this doesn’t work, change the damn technique.
Yet females still come back for more to teach and learn themselves the “seduction” from the same source which gives them a series of mistakes covered in a wraping which sais “seduction”
Sorry a mistake in my prior post: I said mothers who are killers outnumber fathers by 25%. The correct is 25 times, or 2,500%. Thanks feminism for revealing the true identity of the female.
Women are not criminals? There are more criminal females than males. Although currently it seems crimes committed by males is more, it is because females have been lazy doing nothing but feeding their fat asses.
Notice in the following site how many women are criminals. Notice, especially, how many are WITCHCRAFTS, which shows how much females have satanic tendencies:
http://users.bestweb.net/~rg/execution/FEMALES.htm
All women are physically repulsive in the nude. Women should cover their outer extremities with baggy, loose-fitting clothing when they go out in public. Maybe the dress code standards of the Victorian Age should be brought back and rigorously enforced once again because the modern women of today are out of control.
Dear Scott,
Men have one thing to do: No marriage. Modern women and all women can be easily be brought down. No matter how seductive they want to be, you can use their only weapon against them. How? Simply if every man never gets married to a woman.
Marriage was made by God to protect the woman because she has been enslaved, and if you read the Bible you see that the apostles were not happy when they were told not to divorce. So, every man knows that marriage has been a burden to him, and now it is all burden with little benefit if ever.
As the feminists demand and demand, if the man keeps marrying the woman, YOU ARE MAKING HER WIN. If all men stop marrying the woman, the woman would be returned automatically to the old ages where she would be used by this and that man and woman. It is as simple. It just needs a strong decision from the man not to get married anymore.
Compromising will not work. Being afraid of being called a gay should not be the reason. Just ignore her and never marry her. If all men stop marrying, this would be the ultimate destruction of feminism and complete enslavement of the woman.
The man is enslaved by marriage. The woman thinks that the man needs her fish-smelly pussy so much that she can enslave him to let him get her pussy. This is all what they try to do. When we tell them that your smelly pussies, which you cover with beautiful and sexy clothes, will not make us marry you, we win. Marriage is the real enslavement of the man.
Hey, most women are also repulsive even in clothes. They need to be punched and kicked whenever they appear in public. Men, by contrast, are demi-gods in the guise of flesh.
You do not realize what you’re doing when you’re attacking weak men , you’re attacking real men , the same men that are evolving and competing , fighting wars , creating science for over 1 milion years.
What men do is what males do in all species , because men are human males , like all males they compete and evolve the species , like all males they’re fighting for mating rights , and this fighting made them to evolve to create science and everything, in order to compete better against other males.Today this fighting is done economically and less by actual wars , but actually wars are more frequent now than they were in the past.Women like all females are build to perpetuate the species and they evolved also to perpetuate the species not to comepete in wars against males.
So you’re not aware of what you’re doing , you’re like spoiled brats , but by attacking weak men that are affected by hormone disrupting chemicals , you’re attacking all men.
Look here:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg13418180.400-japanese-pioneers-r aise-kid-in-rubber-womb-.html
and robots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZheiyEt_eo&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCR2PFrLkwA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpqnQlBT8HA
so you really should lay very very low and hope we forgive you for what you tried , because men have evolved enough to replace you, I’m referring to sick feminist women, with normal women i have no problem .
You want to know why feminism become what is today ,it’s because of the weak men , these weak men are affected by hormone disrupting chemicals , since 1940 the level of testosterone has decreased in western men because of these hormone disrupting chemicals that are in food , air , water , soil .There are lots of articles on this thing , it seems that these hormone disrupting chemicals are estrogen like , and decrease the level of testosterone in men , and in women they cause early puberty breast cancer and other types of cancer due to this estrogen like chemicals .Read these articles, there are lots on the internet:
http://www.rhealiving.com/Article_Archive/Hormone_disrupters.htm
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/1998/09/980919123549.htm
http://www.ewg.org/reports/downthedrain
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0CYP/is_11_113/ai_n15956786
But European Union takes action, read this article it’s the most complete!!!
http://website.lineone.net/~mwarhurst/
They found that many fishes in london sweers had reversed sex genitalia , and could not mate anymore.
Male crocodilians in Florida could not mate anymore because there cocks(penises) were to small :))))))))))))))) don’t laugh , it’s true:))))))))))))))))))))))
And among men fish eaters in The Great Lake Region the testosterone level was low , and this caused severe damage to brain .
And these chemicals are the reason why less boys are born , for example there was a explosion on a chemical plant in Italy in 1970 and for 7 years in that area only girls were born , no boys , an explosion with dioxion , and it was banned around the world, but it’s still in the air , in 50 years will go away.
It’s important for men to have normal testosterone level at 6 months when they’re in the womb , because then the brain develops and it has to back up the male genes in brain.In life it doesn’t matter the level of testosterone for the brain because the brain develops at 6 months and remains that way .For example gays , have the same testosterone level as men , but don’t think like men and lesbians as well .
Testosterone level develops secondary male characteristics, and if it’s not enough weak men develop that can be influenced by women , and this is why sick feminism is out of control
SO , until we get rid of these hormone disrupting chemicals we will have hard time with weak men , or we can move away form western countries because there men are men and women know there place.
All of this men developed due to competition , and competition is written all over men , in brain it’s made for competition , body for competition , and this is because men are males , and males are build for competition, like all other males .
Men competed to pass on their DNA like all other males , and this is why men are build for , it was very easy to create just a sex , and that sex to reproduce by himself , like worms and others .
Males are always in competition with other males , that’s our job , females job is to perpetuate the specie . It wasn’t our choice , it was nature choice on this planet , and females humans cannot do anything about that .Only to get themselves eradicated form the face of the earth if they continue to provoke human males .Human males had evolved enough to replace you , artificial womb , robots , so you should lay low if you don’t want to catch the express train for mars.