Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
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10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
9. Men are not sponges
8. Women are racists
7. Men live less than women
6. Men write illegibly
5. Jesus was a man
4. Men wear watches
3. Boys destroy things
2. Marriage is stupid
1. Men have penises
okay listen here you fucking prick, here are my responses to your lame ass “theory” with the “top 10 reasons men are better than women”. And if I had the spare time on my hands, I would write out the top 1000 reasons why your an ass hole, but im sure you can figure that out for yourself sinse your a man and you feel they happen to be better than all women. Anyways… take a load of this needle-dick:
10 - Yeah, they do. im pretty sure alot more men, or ’sailers and truckers’ have the tendency to over come there profanities. They swear as like any other HUMAN, not just fucking females, douche.
9 - Men are the ones that PAY for the prostitution. Without men, prostitution wouldnt happen because no one would be there to support it, dumb ass. COMON, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Not all woman are whores, you complete asshole. Get your head out of your ass and realize the fucking real world.
8 - Firstly, women are not racist. And if you say the word “RACIST” the first thing that would come to mind to the average human would be “HITLER” and im pretty sure that was a MAN. a WOMAN freed so many black slaves into freedom, and stood up for the rights of blacks to sit anywhere on public transportation.
7 - Oh, really? Actually women are VERY intelligent human beings. We live longer because we are smart enough to understand the fact that life is good. It is true that the pessimist or negitive outlooking person will die sooner and it is true, a fact; that many, many women are optimistic, hense the privalidge to live a fufilled life.
6 - Your a total asshole. Writing was invented by a MAN, so dont even think about putting the blame on us women. Were INTELLIGENT, we know how to communicate other then using our dicks and dirty cussed mouths. Women have learned to use pen and paper to express what we need or want, without demanding things like a little selfish prick like yourself.
5 - Well, lets back track. Jesus was born from his MOTHER, who was a virgin, and represented women through innocence. You need to learn to accept the HUMAN RACE for it is devided with men AND woman and are not to be parted unequally.
4 - Well, wheres your time going? Your time is spent wasted on criticizing on women that are totally irrelevant to your problems. I’d like to see your outlook on your own mother. Women work, women raise familys, women take care or arrens and the majority of nurses are women. Believe it, we need our time sorted out too. Honestly, what the fuck are you thinking?
3 - You destroy things, amazing. I hope your actually proud of yourself. But really think to yourself, ‘How is this website productive?’ WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING WITH YOUR SELF-PITIED LIFE?!
2 - And whos your wife? Oh, thats right, you dont have one. Obviously your too proud of yourself having a lonely dick to do anything about NORMAL NATURE NEEDS. Your honestly the lowest person of all to disgrace women for even looking at you in the ‘vibrating’ sections of your local drugstore.
1 - And you came out of a VAGINA. Thats about the only thing that you can really prove about women making mistakes. Is that you could be produced within one. Scum bag.
By the way, im 13. And im pretty sure for my few years of living and learning I know alot more and would be alot more respected than you are. And you have had double, possibly TRIPPLE my time to figure life out. You have done a very pitiful job.
‘TRIPPLE’
It’s ‘triple’, shit-face.
Could have been a typo. I guess you didn’t realize that they existed, so you attacked her because she made a spelling mistake, rather than attacking her opinion. Great job. That makes you worse than people who can’t type. By the way, singular quotation marks are only supposed to be utilized to emphasize quotes that are included in an already existing quote. Nice one, English master. Looks like you are about as well educated as the woman that made the grammatical mistake. Homo!
You should probably look into 2nd grade spelling classes. They could really help improve your spelling and get you a lot more respect on the internet. By the way I’m 14, my age and yours do not fucking matter you stupid bitch. Also caps-lock is cruise control for cool but you still need to steer. Your cruise control is doing you no good when your car is out in the ocean because you’re a stupid girl and you can’t, nor will you ever be able to, drive. What i mean to say is, CAPS LOCK DOESN’T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOUR POINT VALID. NEITHER DO EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would have been: By the way, I am 14. My age and your age do not matter, you stupid bitch.
Looks like the 14 year old scholar needs a few courses in proper grammar. Being able to spell correctly doesn’t make your points valid either. Especially when you don’t place the right punctuation accordingly in your sentences, you moronic child. Good thing you can’t vote yet. If men were really better than women, we would educate our sons about politics and help them make adult decisions on electoral matters. But, looks like we don’t. Plus I wouldn’t tell people they can’t drive, as you are too young to drive yourself. Also, if you do drive because your pedophile father lets you, it’s still against the law, making your father a moron who doesn’t know how to follow the rules, which is weird because men are normally smart enough not to fuck that one up… Great job.
And no, I don’t need quotations around what he should have said, as I wasn’t directly quoting him. It was a correction, but nice try.
kiddo…u took the words rite outta my mouth….u are so rite it is not even funny…but there is no point in getting all riled up with these asscorks cuz theyre too stupid to understand. unfortunately for us they were born and unfortunately for us they havent died yet….bu8t thank god we dont have to live with them.
New Drive-Through ATM Machines
Dear valued customer, please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.
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Male Procedure:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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female Procedure:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine, due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back
page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear-view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate card-holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
ha ha ha yes women are complicating even the simplest of things out of their stupidity.
An odd comment for such a cunning linguist. Oddly enough, historically, women were never allowed to have rights in the past. Men had full control over what women had been doing until the early fifties. We made them stay home and do things for the household, which included not driving (which is why I guess they would have to back up and pull up to the ATM again). So really, you happen to be bitching about the mindset and skill levels we created in these women since the past? What’s wrong, you have a problem with mens’ plans going as they were set to? Oh, and since you are so intelligent and omnipotent, like all the other men on this page who make real men like me look bad, I am going to assume you wrote out “ATM machine” to joke with us, as ATM already stands for Automated Teller Machine, making the word “machine” that you typed after the word ATM completely obsolete. What a waste of understanding. You should learn to stand before you walk, prick. Oh, and if men are the ones who are better than women, you should talk to the politicians who lobbied and voted on womens’ rights. It was men who did it, right? I am assuming so, as you have all stated that women lack skill at everything, making it impossible for them to have obtained any political seats in our country. You guys all contradict yourselves.
I am a man and i am glorious. Fact. Why am i glorious? By what standard do i measure myself by? The mere fact that I have been blessed with a dick and balls make me glorious. It is an indesputable fact of life that those lucky enough to be born as men where built and hard wired to reign supreme over women and the world at large. We are stronger. We are smarter. We are better. It is as Simple as that. It is simply impossible to be jealous of anything that does not have a cock. Why? Because anything without a penis is by very definition inferior to the millions of Man-Gods that live on this earth. Even though men are outnumbered ten to one by women, we still dominate with our raw, unparralleled Man-Genius. There is no such thing as Woman-Genius, only smatterings of things that men have allowed them to know. Why do womens rights exist? TECHNOLOGY. MAN TECHNOLOGY. If it wasn’t for MAN made wonders like heating, electricity and modern housing, women would still be shivering in their dank caves waiting for MAN to return so he can relight the fire. Independabce for women did not come about because they fought long and hard, no, independance for women came about when they realized, that if they decided they wanted to live on their own, they would not die of starvation and exposure. Men, the kind and benovalant creatures that we are, gave it to women, knowing full well that all women will return in due time, after all, they are lazy, and the world really is a scary place for a woman. But what did we get for are kindness? Our once well behaved and subserviant birth-givers, once given the illusion of independance, evolved into sharp, twisted, wholeheartedly sadistic creatures. Tell me this;
why is it that when three men are stuck together they make a club, whereas when three women are stuck together they will undoubtedly create a conspiracy against one? (no doubt the better looking of the three.) I shall tell you;
Man has wisdom, albeit in varying degrees and in some cases it is diminished down to the level of plain old common sense. Women have absolutly non. A female brain functions in much the same way a small animal such as a fox’s does; what do i want? How can i get it?
Seeing as all women think like this, then two will allways be company, but three is way to much competition. Men are creatures of honor, dignity and principle. When two men disagree it is known immediatly, harsh words are spoken and fists are thrown, but then…hands are shook and apologies exchanged, for we are men. When women disagree nothing is known by anyone but the two opponents and under no circumstances will it be discussed unless backs are turned. It is all whispered and plotted like matters of treachery and treason, all the while they smile and laugh with each other like suger coated razor blades, until the time comes when one can fling a suffiecent ammount of evil verbal shit in the others direction, bringing up years of malice and spite. Even when it is over their disagreement has the ability to poison and divide an entire group of close friends. There is no such thing as dead and buried when it comes to a female argument, it will allways be there, festering like an unnecessary (and in sane, Man-Eyes) pointless greivance. It’s not their fault, they’re not bad people, they just have no moral code to guide them. Women are irrational and by their very nature, completly fucking insane. Only a woman can take herself shopping for shoes to soften the fact that her heart as been broken in some abstract female way. I mean only someone with a completly perverted/non-existent moral compass could ever do something like this. Yes, and that someone is women. All of them.
Dont get me wrong, I do not hate women, in fact, i love what women can do FOR me and what women can do TOO me. I am married and it works for me. Whats my secret? Simple. I do whatever the fuck it want. When i want because i do not give two flying fuckis about woman bitching. Fact. My woman makes me breakfast and dinner, and when i want to fuck we fuck. This is the way things should be, the way god intended. However, when i am not eating or fucking then i want to be with my friends so that we can talk about things men talk about and watch two other men beat the fuck out of eachother on the TV, things that are “boring” to women, simply because women get bored very easyly, mainly because they do not understand much in the way of brilliance. They have their little gossip magazines and fashion things which men have deemed acceptible for them to have and anything outside of that glitter and sparkles world just seems “silly” to them. Well so be it. We can’t always be there to guide them, we have more important things at hand. Whores will have their trinkets whilst us men must concerntrate on climber ever higher up mount olympus, where we belong.
But i must say, I can’t say i agree with commander scott when he says that all women should be raped and killed, thats just stupid really. Firstly that is sick and fucked in the head on a whole new level. murder is wrong and rape is wrong. ANd I, as a man would never condone or commit such an act. Besides it being sick and wrong, who’s going to cook and clean for us? And who are we going to screw? Me saying this now is considred sexist and in a majority of womens eyes i am a filthy pig, but fifty years ago it was considered normal, so call me old fashioned but i think it is safe to say that men are undoubtedly better than women and in all honesty the world would be fucked if we were’nt
I am a man and I am glorious.
That’s every man job, to be glorious.
Men created every piece of science,inventions,knowledge, they’ve build civilizations, fought wars but all of these are nothing special for men, they are just part of being a man.
Women never contributed with anything and they don’t contribute with anything now when men are being attacked.
Actually, I was kidding. I am a man, but not much of one. It’s not like I do anything special. I just sit around and work on things like door knobs all day and then drink a beer afterward with my buddies as if I had actually accomplished something. I guess that goes to show how wrong I was in writing the above. I am proof that men suck.
I did not write the above, I am a man and I am glorious. whoever wrote the above is a filthy fucking slut of an impostor, making a feeble effort to undermine my greatness. She is a a whore who will lower herself to identity theft because her female brain cannot construct an argument against any of the rock solid truth I have written here. She is a whore and needs to be defecated on for resorting to classic whore tactics: slyness and backstaberey.
Canadian, American, and British women are selfish whores who deserve to have human feces smeared in their faces while being pissed on at the same time.
Wow, I didn’t mean that. I am just angry. Sorry all. I guess it was my wife telling me I couldn’t go fishing this weekend because we have to travel to visit her sister for her baby shower. Well, I am off to buy gifts.
What is this? Some kind of stupid joke?
So now you’re protecting the website? What an irony!
wow. love how intelligent this sounds. if men really are so much better, why don’t you take up on the arse and shove off your soap box already?
The only thing this typical female comment demonstrates is how homophobic the vast majority of women are. Homosexuality is actually beneficial to women, especially those who are rather quite attractive in physical appearance; the more men who are gay or choose to become gay, the less likely our poor harridans will be harassed by unwanted male sexual advances.
Piss off “M”, you frigid, nonsexual cunt.
There are three words in the English language that accurately describe a woman’s character: bitch, whore, and cunt.
Let’s not forget the words, perfect, admirable, and of course intelligent. Why do I forget to type shit into these message boxes?
Women are frigid, nonsexual beings.
I love trolling this site and leaving sour messages. Be sure to visit 4chan for more on my opinions.
Please all see what DickFan replied to my post. My post are numbered 1, 2, 3…, and I numbered his replies as 1′, 2′, 3′, …
Please notice how he justifies all the bad traits of feminism:
1-Unemployment emerged.
1′-Goes without saying. Too many superior women entered the job market and booted out a bunch of incompetent thumb-suckers.
2-Divorce increased.
2′-Naturally. Who would want to be married to a thumb-sucker?
3-Sexism increased.
3′-Sure. Men realized, fuck, there’s something great and threatening to this alien creature, woman, I need to put her in her place with whatever means I can think of.
4-Lesbianism and homosexuality in general increased.
4′-I don’t even need to go here. lmao.
5-Transgender/transsexality increased.
5′-Who wouldn’t want to be a woman?
6-Family ties decreased.
6′-What woman would want to be involved with a thumb-suckers relatives?
7-Motherhood feeling is vanishing.
7′-Of course; when a woman’s busy providing for her thumb-sucker before booting him out, why would she want more kids? One kid’s enuf.
8-She proved her failure to be like the man, although she changed many things in her gender traits. The more she fails, the more she blames the man for her failure!
8′-Yes. She blames the man because she is not able to be like her husband, a thumb-sucker, because the job of thumb-sucker is no longer vacant; it is already filled by man.
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When the freak of nature are faced with strong facts, they have nothing to do but either lie and deny the facts, or admit it and flee forward as DickFan did.
Micho
1-Women entered the job market for several reasons, MOST of which are NOT due to their capacity. The main reason is that women could fill less important jobs with less salaries because women have less financial responsibilities in life. So, it is profitable for some employers.
Besides, your answer is far away from what I meant. I am showing the drawback of women entering the business field. I said that women caused unemployment. Regardless of the reasons women work, unemployment emerged due to women.
Your replies to 2-8 are nonsense but number of 5 and 8 are interesting, really! 5 and 7 contradict each other.
Your reply to 5 is nonsense and ironic too. You say “Who wouldn’t want to be a woman?”
In fact, it is the feminists, first of all, who do not want to be women. I have talked about that several times. You can review my posts.
And in fact, you, yourself, show that you do not want to be a woman anymore. How? Your reply in 7′ (and all others) is clear when you JUSTIFY the vanishing of motherhood.
Your reply in 8 is funny and childish. She blames her husband for not being able to be a thumb sucker??? So, she wants to be that?
You’re too funny to try to play smart!
Micho
tried sedatives?
And what is more funny is what Magnolia said. She flew up and found your reply wonderful when there is no logic in it. This proves your bankruptcy.
Nothing is more true than facts. Nature is a fact. Since you’re against nature, you have no truth in yourself. You just dance on your failures, as I always say about the feminists.
Micho
dumb shit written above, what is flattering is that I’m being censored on this website. Extremely flattering. Be a good sport, now.
Nobody is censoring you. You are just too stupid to be able to figure out how to post properly.
how hilarious is it when dum sluts suck up to dick hopeing that they will be in the small percentage of women he thinks r ~*cool*~
put ur tits away
Well, when they suck up everyone else’s dicks… I don’t see much ass. But, if I did, I would laugh at them for trying to make me think they were cool for sucking my little guy.
why do we need to buy your crappy book if u have given it all away for free here? just wondering.
That is a trick question.
Did you read the book? Probably not. If not, then how can you know its crappy or what the content is?
Thanks for proving Dicks point cumbucket.
All women are useless pieces of trash that should be flushed down the toilet.
A toilet is too small to serve that purpose. Try something bigger.
fuck u nasty cunt.go and die of cancer and i will shit on your grave.you are a gay homo and you have just prove it soo fuck off you bend cock!
commander scott suck my cock and die from cumcum overdose. i hope you die of cancer
commander scott?? u aint normal…i mean if all women deserve to be treated that way…then u mean to include also ur mother, and ur grandmother and ur aunts and ur sis if u have one….man…u got some serious asas issues to deal wit and sort out. seriously.
oh man, this is absolutely hilarious. There seems to be a large increase in the number of troll sites recently and I honestly think the internet is all the better for it.
Lolling hard at all the retards who take things like this seriously and get their titties in a twist over it.
Seriously guys, calm the fuck down and re-install your sense of humour.
http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/troll.jpg
Wow. In that picture you’re hotter than I thought. Do you have any pussy, face, arse shots?
I’m a guy, and I can’t belive you guys actually share this view. If never seen so much bullshit compiled at one single site at once, and it has forced me to ask:
Is this satire? Is it all just a joke?
I mean, “Reason nr. 3 : Boys destroy things”, I find a bit offensive to men, because isn’t it better to create something? But then again your American, so destroying things comes quite easy to you.
And “All women are facists”: If you look up the big, badass nazis and facists who have ever lived, they are all men, out to destroy all other men who didn’t have the same coloured skin or belifsystem. Look at probably your favorite nazi state today, Hitler (a man) rammed the country down the drain in 1945, and look at Germany today, runned by a goverment lead by Angela Mercel (a woman), and Germany has never done so well.
Maybe men are better than women at computers, but really, does it really matter. Are you better than the woman who raised you from birth and learned you have stand on your own in your backward inbred Louisiana swap?
Is Menarebetterthanwomen a joke? That’s for you to decide. Noone is forcing you to believe it. But if it’s such bullshit, and satire, and just a joke, why are the women (and you) pretending to get so offended by it?
Before you bring up Nazis, remember that Nazis were destroyed and it all ended for a reason. It was the darkest period in human history.
But interesting that you did bring up the Nazis because the WOMEN here are ALSO “out to destroy all other men who didn’t have the same beliefsystem.”
isn’t that fascinating?
Women are facist cunts who HATE it when men don’t have the same beliefs as they do. I don’t care if a woman thinks a man should love and respect her for being a useless, worthless lazy cunt. But women sure care desperately when men dont subscribe to that shit.
Men are better than women at alot more than computers. Art. Composing the greatest symphonies. Poerty. Literature. Construction . Science. Cooking. Film making. Fuck you name it. Men are better than women at ALL of it.
Its not an opinion. Its a fact.
This is not a joke. This is serious business.
Oh yes, go and buy the book. Buy it. Spend your money on it. The book is great. The book is wonderful. The Book is The One. The Book is All. The Book is Holy. You Need it. Buy it. Spend your money. Spend it. Buy. Buy. Spend.
And then, scrap all the crap from your vinyl collection leaving and collecting only the Best. Bathory. Venom. Judas Priest. Manowar. Toxic Holocaust.
Satan rules! Satan foreva. 666. /flashing gang signs
Why should I pretend to be offended? Just because women have other thoughts and ideas than us, doesn’t mean they are out there to destroy everything.
People have told me the bible was a very good book, but I didn’t actually like it. Why is this any less repulsive?
The only real reason why men are better at for example math, is because our brains are different, not superior. And women have been suppressed trough our entire history, and last I checked, “suppressed” isn’t a very nice word
You should not be offended. I’m a woman and that was written tongue-in-cheek.
Marius, you have bought into the politically correct garbage most feminised propaganda arms spew. When you are more capable of something, for instance math, then you are *better*. Our brains are different because they are *better*. This is just basic common sense bro.
I hate to see your belief system crash to the ground though. Its probably best you left this website before it causes you more trauma.
Women were never oppressed and the proof is that today women don’t invent anything and don’t create science ,only men do that and this means that women are useless,worthless pieces of shit.
Look down at the scientific proof that I posted about gray-white matter usage and you’ll see why men are superior, probably not you though.
Marius said:
Marius,
Yes there are fascist and Nazis men, but few of them are; otherwise, why women run for marriage?
On the other hand, most women are fascists and Nazis. Now you may ask, so why men marry women? The answer is, that’s why women must be under control, because they are fascists and Nazis when liberated. (This is one of the reasons why marriage is declining.)
To see that, read the links I earlier provided to show the similarities between the Nazis and feminists. Now don’t tell me not all women are feminists. Every woman who holds the feminists beliefs, such as working in man-made jobs, playing man-made games, or behaving like men is a feminist.
On the other hand, what do you mean to say about Angela Mercel? I see that since she got in power, incest has become legal in Germany, even with a 1-year old infant.
And some people still try to tell us how good women are in power!
Women are good ONLY when under control. They behave pathetically when under control and criminally when liberated.
Micho.
“Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.”
Dude, a(n uncastrated) male sheep is called a ram.
Do some fucking research fella. Letting the side down.
rams a fucking manly word anyway
Very funny, comical etc…
Now if a women would argue intelligently and logically they may have valid points.
If I were a women I would have to ask for scientific evidence of your claims. It seems there can only be statistics shown as validation of such claims i.e men>women. I would have to see evidence concerning cognitive ability, genotype and phenotype proving men>greater then women, or else I would have to conclude these claims are very comical in my opinion, perhaps profitable, but subjective opinion non the less.
CJ here is the scientific proof that men are much better than women.
http://www.livescience.com/health/050120_brain_sex.html
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/01/050121100142.htm
http://www.today.uci.edu/news/release_detail.asp?key=1261
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6849058/
http://www.innovations-report.com/html/reports/studies/report-39198.ht ml
“Using a computer network as an analogy, the gray matter can be thought of as the actual computers themselves, whereas the white matter represents the network cables connecting the computers together” the best example from the link bellow.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_matter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_matter
When you use gray matter that means you process information and when you use white matter that means you’re just reading from the brain what you memorized.
Men when they sole IQ tests(using the brain) they use 6.5 times more gray matter than women and women use 10 times more gray matter than men but white matter is useless, the usage of gray matter is what separates men from the rest of the pack.
Men THINK every time they use their brains but women think very little but memorize very much.
This is the explanation why women don’t invent anything, don’t create science don’t do anything useful.
And the fact that men have 13% bigger brains and more neurons counts very much.
Men are much better than women.
Actually if you were a woman you would have just stopped at OMGgay to make yourself feel good.
We might ask if the small size of the female brain depends exclusively upon the small size of her body. Tiedeman has proposed this explanation. But we must not forget that women are, on the average, a little less intelligent than men, a difference which we should not exaggerate but which is, nonetheless, real. We are therefore permitted to suppose that the relatively small size of the female brain depends in part upon her physical inferiority and in part upon her intellectual inferiority.
~ Paul Broca, 1861
All women from Western Europe and North America deserve to be beaten into bloody pulps.
Your daddy deserves to have his dick cut off and stuffed in your fat mouth, you hell-ridden piece of crud. :)
you talking out of your asshole you piece of shit.me and my gang will beat the fucking shit out of you.just coz women live 10 years even more than men your a jeslous little cunt.now go and die of prostate cancer before i take your fat head and bludgen it and take your inch long cock and snap it like a pencil!
Here is woman logic at its finest. Men are cunts is the name. To insult men, you call them female body parts. Goddamn, I am laughing my ass off at the retardedness of it all (sorry retards, I just can’t come up with a word for someone stupider than retards).
Stupider? Listen to yourself. You’re not even using real words.
…try “more dense” ^_^
“Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.”
Erm - a male sheep is a RAM!
“Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.”
the only one i can say that’s true for is George W Bush - wake-up bomb iraq/Afganistan.
(I know the Brits aren’t much better but i’m bitter on george - thank god his reign is nearly over)
“Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting”
Erm - if that was true, he wouldn’t have written ths list.
“Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit.”
Wrong again - Hindus and Pagans have a Mother Goddess - true, Brahma was creator and destroyer but when he created Shiva, he left the creation to her, and concertrated on destroying things.
“Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. ”
What - every woman i know where’s a watch because, there’s not enough clocks in the vicinity.
“Boys destroy things”
Yes we do, but do we try and make anything constructive out of it that doesn’t harm others in the process - no, we don’t.
“Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t f**k. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would.”
And yet the main cause of infidelity is that of cheating husbands, hmmm, so not quite perfect or the rules not appear to work on us men?
“When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them”
Yes, we may be good at finding problem but no good at fixing them, we might do a half-baked solution which will inevitably lead to a bigger problem in the near future, at least women think for at least half a second longer to contemplate the problem before looking for a solution.
Christ where