Valentine’s Bullshit 2008
Valentine’s Day is the natural extension of a sickness that has befouled the female race since the beginning of time. That sickness is called gimmie-ism: an insatiable hunger for free shit no matter what the context. If a woman sees it, she wants it and she doesn’t care how she gets it.
That’s why men wear neckties. They’re a subtle, visual reminder of The Penis.
Women are like zombies with romantic knick-knacks and other sentimental trash. Zombie pigs. No matter what the reason for it is, if it reeks of love and it’s in front of her, a woman will consume it with a maximum of grunting and moaning. Enter Valentine’s Day; a day that appeals to anyone who appreciates a gift given out of obligation and resent.
No woman would be as happy with the same gifts given on February 15th. Whatever percentage of happiness is lost is the exact percentage of “cunt” that woman is.
Fuck the “spirit of giving”. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of your cold, dead hands. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of the cold, dead hands of the child who mined it and mounted it on a ring. A woman would feel special at a wedding even if she was pregnant.
Every time you see a woman at a bar without a drink, know that she’s got a rampant case of gimmie-ism. She’ll die of thirst if someone doesn’t pay the requisite 10.50 plus tip for a chance to brush against one of her tits.
Enjoy these man Valentine’s Day cards and remember that Valentine’s Day is on Wednesday February 14th.
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That there is a statement I will applaud. I’ve nothing against any woman who can prove her worth “the hard way” and gets what she deserves as a result of her dedication, ability and efforts. In fact, I admire such things unless they lack modesty in their success.
Actually Zardoz, I agree with you. Affirmative action is unneeded and is giving money to women for simply being women, rather than earning a scholarship the hard way.
But, that’s the essence of “affirmative action”. Demanding as entitlement that which has not been earned and in many cases cannot be deserved.
Thats sorta the point Lady XX. If you want respect, inspire it in people, dont just expect it to be given to you like the majority of woman do.
Respect… who said anything about respect?
Pffffttt… If women expect respect, they better try to earn it somehow. Honestly, I don’t see how they can with all the crying, money-grubbing drama they induce.
Women don’t respect each other and yet demand we respect them.
Hubris much?
This has nothing to do with Valentines Day, but I have a point to make, so I will damn well make it.
I have a challenge for any woman that comes onto this site (and for the guys….but mainly the whingeing women).
I hear the word “respect” used a lot. Like “Women deserve to be respected”.
So here is my challenge, and for those of you who take it seriously (because its not a joke) I think you will learn something about yourself.
I want you for the next month to think about something. When you meet people (whether they are old friends or new, business assoc. or just casual meetings wherever). I want you to think about why you like some people more than others. I want you to think about why you will listen to this persons opinion, but not this persons. I want you to think about why you trust this person above other people ( I dont care if its a man or a woman).
Then I want you to think about this question, and actually take it seriously.
Do I make people feel this way about myself?
I have been a leader of one kind or another since the age of 17. I studied sociology and leadership in my University degree. I am a teacher for adults and have to inspire confidence in my students. I know what my answer is. Think about what YOUR answer is, and THEN think about why you might be treated a certain way.
maybe this link will work better
http://pichaus.com/badboy-cartoon-bvt@
http://pichaus.com/funny-comic-relationships-love-bvt!xl@.jpg
sorta sums up a lot about women
An early Happy Valentine’s Day to all the Omnivorous Parasites out there. Don’t pretend you don’t know who you are.
Yeah Valentine suck….really suck i tell you.
You are a like a fine wine Dick, simply getting better with each & every post. Check out these valentine day hearts for the rest of us.
Freakin’ BRILLIANT cards……………..
I think I smell the burning of them by Lesbians everywhere………who are Feminists………..
Hopefully, they will forget they are virtual, and burn their computers from pure rage………….
Dick Masterson.
P Coderch
Excellent Idea.
- Sgt. Reyes
HA! I would buy it for you but with me being a gamer you’d have to share!
Why not go for PS3? Waaay more $$$ and the games aren’t cheap either!
Fantastic article. In an attempt to rack up Man points I think we should all demand an expensive Valentine’s gift this year. Last year I got a Playstation2. This year I’m gonna go for the gold.
We’ll see how one of these whores likes it when they have to spend.
Menarebetterthanwomen!
- Sgt. Reyes