Women are Tight Asses
Women are the fucking cheapest things on Earth and not a one of them has ever given a dime to any charity ever.
Don’t believe me? Well you should because I haven’t been wrong on one of these things yet and I never will be. That’s what happens when you pick a platform like men are better than women at everything. You can never be wrong because wherever you step there’s a solid foundation of logic and science to walk on. It’s like waltzing around town in golf cleats.
I just stepped in shit? No problem. See, I’m wearing these golf cleats. I don’t even know it happened.
I’m talking about man generosity today and how it eclipses the female version of itself about a million times over. I was going to find some stats before I wrote this article; something like on average men give 350% more than woman to recognized non-profit charities that do not include helping pretty girls through law, med, or business school even though that’s quite generous. But then I realized something. You have to have something to give it away.
Money is a something and no woman has a right to any monies she’s ever had. Thus, no woman has ever given a dime away to charity. She has only acted as a proxy for a generous man who was not even aware of his saintly-hood. Such is the way of men. Even if we think we’re fucking mantastic, we rarely know how great we are.
Women are like that with everything. They take things that aren’t theirs and act like it’s some huge fucking sacrifice to give them away. Sort of like a modern-day Robin Hood where the sword fighting and merriment is replaced with an earful of bitching and a lot of wishing you knew then what you know now. Take wives and sex for instance. A married woman’s body is as much hers as is her fancy car and cell phone or the house she traded a lifetime of fucking for. It’s not hers to give away — headache or no. And it can’t be bartered with just the same as you can’t tell her to sleep on the floor. If you don’t believe me you shouldn’t have gotten married because I’m confident the church would back me up on this.
Men are a charitable, giving sort of creature for the same reasons we don’t walk around raping and pillaging and setting fires to nicer houses than our own and shitting into people’s cars who, for a variety of reasons, would leave their windows cracked a little bit overnight — because we’re nice, we’re compassionate, and we have a little thing called empathy.
Men also have a frame of reference when it comes to having or buying things. Since we do all of both of those, we know how much things cost. We know that giving Amnesty International a hundred dollars isn’t going to do a damn thing. What the fuck is a hundred dollars going to buy an international organization? A box of fucking staplers? Please.
Men are charitable and we’re charitable in a big way — the only way that makes a difference. Any of that nickel and dime shit women wear like girl scout badges is clown shoes.
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The “Shame and Blame” routine that women automatically utilize is the result of years of threats and offensive behaviour by women, as this failed to have any affect on their target “men”, they had to change their strategy as rejection was ongoing.
But here we have another member of that same sex trying to use it’s finely tuned “S&B” meter just like feminists taught it.
Unfortunately, it does not work here.
Female, this is completely untrue. Since I’m anon here, I can say this. I’m a reasonably (though not as highly as I could be) generous philanthropist; my particular foci are on care for the extremely poor and mentally ill, and university scholarships for the extremely intelligent (but often relatively poor).
While I do get tax receipts, they simply serve to have the government not tax what I’ve given. Amazing. What I no longer have… isn’t taxed. Since tax rates are 40-55 cents on the dollar, I still lose 45-60 cents for every dollar I give. This isn’t about tax writeoffs.
Nor is it about recognition. Though most of my friends know my beliefs, only one has even a vague idea of the extent to which I’ve backed my beliefs with donations. Even he doesn’t know the extent, nor will he.
Most men donate, not because they want a writeoff (these things don’t exist in a net sense other than in extremely rare circumstances where the tax rate is over 100%), nor because they want kudos (or even TMK), but because they want to do the right thing for those less fortunate.
-wolfe.
That explains a lot.
Fem, arguing endlessly with people on the internet who think you’re a joke is not going to relieve the guilt you have for ruining your budding marriage. Blame your mother, not us.
-Dick
oh yea right, my ex used to have long cleat scratch marks on his back from being stomped on in rugby rucks. Note, I wasn’t the one wearing them, that would be those whom women are better than.
Cleats, you know. Shoes with spikes in them for better traction. They’re used in lots of sports, such as football, rugby and the like.
Well if you make more than a $2 donation to a registered charity, this reduces your yearly taxable income amount, which could put you in a lower tax bracket and effectively reduce the margin of tax you have to pay. Simple. Woman understand microfinance better than men.
A tax rebate! Yes that’s how taxes work. You give money away to charities and somehow, magically, you get more out of thin air.
Spoken like a true woman, Fem, with absolutely no understanding of tax or economics.
-Dick
Pull the other one, the only reason men donate is because they want sex, kudos from other men or a tax rebate. More importantly, what are golf cleats? 18 hole clown shoes?