Women are Tight Asses
Women are the fucking cheapest things on Earth and not a one of them has ever given a dime to any charity ever.
Don’t believe me? Well you should because I haven’t been wrong on one of these things yet and I never will be. That’s what happens when you pick a platform like men are better than women at everything. You can never be wrong because wherever you step there’s a solid foundation of logic and science to walk on. It’s like waltzing around town in golf cleats.
I just stepped in shit? No problem. See, I’m wearing these golf cleats. I don’t even know it happened.
I’m talking about man generosity today and how it eclipses the female version of itself about a million times over. I was going to find some stats before I wrote this article; something like on average men give 350% more than woman to recognized non-profit charities that do not include helping pretty girls through law, med, or business school even though that’s quite generous. But then I realized something. You have to have something to give it away.
Money is a something and no woman has a right to any monies she’s ever had. Thus, no woman has ever given a dime away to charity. She has only acted as a proxy for a generous man who was not even aware of his saintly-hood. Such is the way of men. Even if we think we’re fucking mantastic, we rarely know how great we are.
Women are like that with everything. They take things that aren’t theirs and act like it’s some huge fucking sacrifice to give them away. Sort of like a modern-day Robin Hood where the sword fighting and merriment is replaced with an earful of bitching and a lot of wishing you knew then what you know now. Take wives and sex for instance. A married woman’s body is as much hers as is her fancy car and cell phone or the house she traded a lifetime of fucking for. It’s not hers to give away — headache or no. And it can’t be bartered with just the same as you can’t tell her to sleep on the floor. If you don’t believe me you shouldn’t have gotten married because I’m confident the church would back me up on this.
Men are a charitable, giving sort of creature for the same reasons we don’t walk around raping and pillaging and setting fires to nicer houses than our own and shitting into people’s cars who, for a variety of reasons, would leave their windows cracked a little bit overnight — because we’re nice, we’re compassionate, and we have a little thing called empathy.
Men also have a frame of reference when it comes to having or buying things. Since we do all of both of those, we know how much things cost. We know that giving Amnesty International a hundred dollars isn’t going to do a damn thing. What the fuck is a hundred dollars going to buy an international organization? A box of fucking staplers? Please.
Men are charitable and we’re charitable in a big way — the only way that makes a difference. Any of that nickel and dime shit women wear like girl scout badges is clown shoes.
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lmao
Women even suck at rebuttals!
You are a fucking idiot. Enough said.
not at all surprising.
One time my daughter said that she was raising money for a charity at school. She got a $100 out of me. Well what did she do with it? She bought a fucking cell phone with it.
Ya know…every man on here must have a dick that is either REALLY REALLY small or LIMP because a REAL man knows the value and place of a woman just as a REAL woman knows a REAl man and his value. I am sorry “boys” but the world runs with us BOTH..and sorry mister but if your daughter used charity money to buy a cell phone then your a SHITY dad who has taught her no MORALS and VALUES at all..it’s a shame you have so much time to sit online and curse women when we are what our FATHERS make us..to bad most of you bolt when you find out or hide like you are…be a man teach her the VALUE of a REAL woman. It’s not what they show on TV….not Paris Hilton..but I’ll bet you would forget your family, drop your pants and pop some viagra for a Paris right? Get over yourself you lame..no VERY LAME PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN!! I am glad that I am with a man that I can support, love, talk to and fuck three or four times a day!! I am sure you are at least a babyboomer….can’t wait until your all gone.
Real women don’t need to act bitchy over the internet.
Just saying.
I dont know about the giving to charity part, but you do point out right about married women and their bodies. Which also underscores why to never, ever get married. Women in this country all seem to think they own a golden cunt, and getting any out of them requires a proclamation from the Queen. If you’re too young, or a fool, you might get the idea that marriage would at least “unlock” this magic nookie from your “ex-wife-to-be” (an actual female handle i found on myspace, mind you.)
But just remember fellas, JUNE IS THE MONTH FOR WEDDINGS! If you aren’t getting married this month, you get to laugh like a motherfucker at the fools who are! Cause if you do, you’ll be like the Red Cross when they deign to open them legs for you Just. One. More. Time!!!
yes…you dumb cunt… I operate like a women, in insecurity, which is why I have a constant NEED for affirmation from my peers. I do it so I can hi-5 my friends and have them tell me what a great guy I am. Or rather, can you imagine how much pussy gets thrown at an AIDS suffering volunteer?!?..lol… do you think before you type?
And I’m not going to further woman out by focusing on shoes. If you want argue in the finites semantics of a relative metaphor, then it’s all the more indicative that you completely miss the overall point.
Why don’t you go ask a guy what they are? Maybe he’ll buy you a drink for wearing such a short skirt. Then you can complain about inequality in the work place while he’s still expected to get your drinks/door/chair all the while you can put down other women who don’t have any dignity and are prostitutes, you hipocritical slut.
Wow it feels good to really lace into women on here.
Well well…being sick does not give you the right to be a JERK…and FY FUCKING I…STOP BUYING THE FUCKING DRINKS….WE WILL STOP EXPECTING THEM..besides it’s you just trying to grease the wheels to get your dick wet..that shit works both ways so get off your soap box. At least I know and admit that it’s easier to be pretty..but I wish it was not so as it’s really fucking hard living on celery and working out 2 hours a day just to make sure your ass pays attention when you can’t give me anything I can’t earn myself or buy from a sex shop..
amen
Well, to be clear, she didn’t pay for dinner. Naturally.
Besides, you can tell a lot about a woman who appreciates being treated like a lady. If she doesn’t, you don’t want any part of her, trust me.
WTF?
“I make a habit of opening doors for my dates. One night this girl I was dating decided she’d had enough of being treated like a lady. Just to teach me that she “wasn’t an invalid,â€? she went to my car door and held it open for me.
I didn’t date her much longer after that. ;) ”
can I date her? whats her number?
that bitch can get my door and pay for dinner ect. ect.
seriuosly WTF were you thinking.
ever hear of paybacks a bitch?
how bout gettin some paybacks from a bitch.
Ya know it’s women like that who make these conversations happen…but as I said to another post a REAL woman knows a REAL man and his value…sorry you got one that did not see the respect of the gestures but don’t take it out on the rest of us..trust me you will go through alot of little girls before you find a REAL WOMAN just as I went through a lot of little boys before I found a REAL MAN…the more of you that give up the worse it’s going to get.
Once, actually.
I make a habit of opening doors for my dates. One night this girl I was dating decided she’d had enough of being treated like a lady. Just to teach me that she “wasn’t an invalid,” she went to my car door and held it open for me.
I didn’t date her much longer after that. ;)
They don’t do that, they are “equal” however when it suits them they expect you to do the “honorable” thing. Honor is something that they haven’t been taught nor do they comprehend. I know many Men that live by a Code yet they don’t call it what it is, Honor. Women refuse to establish boundries in their life, and thats why they get so fucked up so quick when they actually have to deal with the “real world” as they call it. Anything that draws a line in the sand verbally, many women shy away from. Trust, Honor, Compassion, Virtue ect ect, they will pay lip service to them, however they will not follow through with their words.
-Strength and Honor-
well… the idea is still in formulation… has anyone noticed that if you go to womenarebetterthanmen.com it simply redirects you here…lol… That dick is always fucking women. Pwned!
Anyhow, I’ll put some legwork into it, and see what Dick thinks, I think it would be a great thing. And we’ll see what’s involved in the next step. I personally would feel more confident in monies if we knew where each dollar went, instead of just dumping it trustingly into existing bureacratic things..I’ve got some history filing corps, but I’ve never done a 503c… I’ve owned a few small businesses. While that would make me more comfortable, I can see how other people wouldn’t be so inclined to donate money to complete strangers. Maybe we could do a grant type of process where the money goes paying airfare and such for men who are interested in volunteering where help is needed most. And review candidates.
Before I get too many ideas out there, I’ll try and put together a better idea and, maybe make a side site for it.
Has any male here, ever in their entire life - had a woman get the door for them? EVER?
I would designate how we would use it before we gave. But I am willing to give 5-10$ of my paycheck for a good cause as long as I could see how it was spent.
-Strength and Honor-
I have volunteered internationally on several occasions, teaching English, literacy, building orphanages, and all matter of charity.
I don’t put that on my CV… by the way.
When I go, there are some common denominators to all the situations. 1.) I always have to pay for my bills while I’m gone, my house, my electricity, etc. I don’t get a tax write off on that. And I don’t make any income.
2.) I have to pay for my own immunizations.
3.) I have to pay for my own flight. To and from.
4.) Just like the civilized world, compentency and the lack thereof are directly related to gender percentages regardless of macro or micro-evaluation.
5.) Men appreciate my help, are respectful to me as I am to them, and are willing to give up their own bed most of the time and sleep on the floor so that I might show them something that would help them to make a dollar to support their often female burdened families… One could argue I’m just giving a blood ration to the leeches of society.
6.) Their cunt wives who don’t appreciate what it means to have respect for someone feel violated a stranger is in their home, and yell (and some fucking indigenous language) intentionally in front of me and children to illustrate their beligerance and enhance the value of discomfort, a sure fire way to dominate attention. Then they play the game of “want some tea” as if emotional investment is something to played up and down at a moments notice.
7.) Invariably I have to pack up my belongings and go from sleeping on the floor (of course I appreciate the courtesy offer but I respect the environment and am minimizing what disruption I have to another man’s home) to renting a hotel room, if a hotel exists within several hours of where I’m volunteering, and at who’s expense? You think I can turn that receipt in?
8.) The women who go there are absolute whore’s in every respect, they still dress like whore’s, they still act like they don’t want to interact and have to be begged if they want to go out. They still want free drinks. They still talk non-stop about how fantastic some fucking jungle they visited 6 years ago was and some fucking waterfall they swam naked in.
9.) The women there invariably fuck up every positive effort you can make, they can’t build houses! They can’t set up farms! They can’t help set up IT infrastructure! They have no creative or cost effective resolution skills on par with MacGuyver.
Also I haven’t looked up the numbers, but in AIDS training for other countries, they teach you women are the purveyors of the virus HIV. One country I was in the number was something like the average female infected 13 men.
I’m a first time poster, and I wish I had found this site a long time ago. I’m down to organize and set up a charity within this infrastructure, where maybe we can all put it to a good cause we vote on? A side site, a paypal account, maybe put in $5-$10 per paycheck and more if you’re down, once we hit a certain number, we vote how best to use it. Donate it to an existing charity, or assist in man-worldly issues.
Thoughts?
men invented money.
women discovered money-and everything went fucking haywire!!!!
So true, diamatik.
I just remembered this classic line, from Dick:
“Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.”
Frighteningly accurate.
They actually consider complain and nagging as a form of action.
Yesterday, Sir Richard Branson mantastically offered to donate his $3billion fortune to help combat global warming.
Did I say Mantastic?
Maybe that will make women shut the fuck up about the environment - something they all complain about yet do absolutely fucking nothing to help preserve.
Bang on Dick -as usual.
This is very interesting reading. Thanks for sharing.