Women can’t spell
Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.
In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list:
Chevrolet
bullion
kernels
sandwich
duct tape
beans
trophy
If you want to see this phenomenon in action (and have quite a good laugh at the absurd letters women will attempt to piece together in desperation) prepare yourself for quite a struggle. You see when asked to do things that they are no good at (ie, driving, thinking that does not involve puppies or how much they hate their best friends) women will defer the task immediately to the nearest man. This includes spelling.
Since it is part of our nature to be of assistance — to be constructive and positive at all times (probably because we know so much about so many fucking things), this ploy will work one hundred percent of the time. It’s typical woman manipulation though and nothing else.
I tested woman’s inability to spell properly in the real world by asking a group of ten women to spell the word foundation, which I learned had something to do with make-up completely by accident in an episode of CSI. I felt that this word-familiarity would give women the manufactured advantage that they so desperately need and crave in every fucking thing that they do.
My results not only proved conclusively that women cannot spell, but also that women will refuse to do any task that they cannot.
Now that we say for certain that men are better than women at spelling as well as everything else, I think as men it is our duty as the superior spellers par excellence to save women the disgrace and humiliation of having to clumsily defer any such spelling requests.
To a woman, the alphabet and its inner workings are like the mysteries of a Jack in the Box in the eyes of a child.
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March 1st, 2008 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8b7da5576e6e9
No need to apologize, hehe. It is not like I am pissed or something.
I only advocate people be careful what they say, because most trolls in here are actually flaming hypocrites.
I “try” to keep it civil, but it is hard not to go overborad when the opposition also does. Of course, this is a bad excuse, I know that. But if I appear ticked off, that would be why.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c77f04e2de99
well, we both can agree on something…
March 1st, 2008 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c77f04e2de99
Once again, I agree..
yeah, it is hard not to go overboard.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8b7da5576e6e9
We would probably agree on more than you think.
Either way, that is not really relevant. Do you have any futher arguments, or anything in mine you would like to comment?
March 1st, 2008 at 2:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6181b410b5198
Actually, I think Una is on to something (unfortunately). What this technique means is that sperm with only an X sex chromosome instead of a Y would be produced by the stem cells. If this was used to fertilize a woman only female offspring would be made.
As you alluded to earlier, the value of sex in the population is the mixing of genes. You would still have mixing of genes from this technique as with this technology two completely different individual genomes would be combined to make an individual.
Hopefully they will snuff out this technique before Una becomes world monarch.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8b7da5576e6e9
The problem with the technology lies in its execution: it requires a lot of funding, experince and research. Even if it works and women can reproduce without men, it matters little. Because women are going to suffer in the end, as they themselves are not ready to let go of men.
As for men, there will still be the artificial womb, so not much panic there.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 902ea58d0aea2
Oh, the Anglo-American Shiksa and her offhand, repression-fuelled sense of entitlement…!
March 1st, 2008 at 4:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c77f04e2de99
At least I can admit my errors and have some respect unlike some
March 1st, 2008 at 4:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c77f04e2de99
Its not like men are going to go obsolete or anthing like that. The reason for this discovery is for men who are infertile, so they can have their own child instead of having their partner artificially inseminated by another mans sperm. And its also good use for lezbians to have their own children together. And the artificial womb is great for gays to have their own children, and its also good for infertile women.
But just because of all this technology, it doesnt mean men and women will all go obsolete. Its not like its going to be a law or something to make your own sperm or to use an artificial womb, its really just for people who need it.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 39bbb0c08aef4
Wow… it’s no wonder your mother named you Dick.
April 19th, 2008 at 12:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
oh get over it,
arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.
April 19th, 2008 at 6:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
Yup, I don’t think they invented spell check for nothing.
-man-space invader-
April 19th, 2008 at 9:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac3f53db300f0
i won several spelling bees…am i somehow exempt or a fierce refute to your claim? throw in a national state wide award for english at 10 years old and several geography bees under my belt and i think we have a great chunk of proof. oops, sorry to bust your nuts. wait, no i’m not.
April 19th, 2008 at 9:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
so freaking what, you think you deserve a medal or something? This is why we are having problems, you women have to keep trying to “prove” how freaking great you are.
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
April 19th, 2008 at 9:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac3f53db300f0
isn’t this what this whole website is about? proving things? it’s begging to be disproved by continuous arguments that are both absurd and have very little scientific and personal evidence backing them up. i don’t want a medal, i’m just saying…or rather, refuting the fact that women can spell. plus i already got my medal. i have a few of them for english and grammar related endeavors.
p.s. reading builds further speed and activity in brain synapses. television does not. that’s an idiot point made earlier by dick himself.
April 19th, 2008 at 9:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
no that is not the point of this website, because there is nothing to prove…
men ARE better than women, and if more women would realize that then women like me could move on with our lives instead of being lumped in with the ones who keep talking about how “unfair” shit is. I have to reap the consequences for the crap women spew on a daily basis and I am sick of it.
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
April 19th, 2008 at 10:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac3f53db300f0
i’m not saying it’s unfair, i’m just saying it’s an argument not backed up by science but personal belief. people cannot define gender but only by chromosomes. you don’t have to reap the crap of anyone, you are letting yourself. by being an internet protagonist i do nothing but strengthen my ability for rebuttal and information found on subject most people don’t care to research. i have been far more enlightened because of this site…strange isn’t it.
you are selling yourself short by judging someone by an assigned gender…something they can do nothing about. this can be clumped into ageism, racism, etc. it’s all based on ignorance and the unwillingness to educate one’s self.
btw, do you have any proof i am not a man?
April 19th, 2008 at 10:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
other than the fact that you tried to debunk this post by Dick by saying you won a spelling contest (of by which you would be trying to prove that women can spell), no, no proof that you are not a man. Just logical deduction.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: e8d153c8dd42a
Women cant spell beans! or sandwich! Dear God! WTF Do women go to school?
May 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
Hey Dicky, STILL erasing the posts of your male friends and all their spelling mistakes?
Did ANY of the male losers on this pathetic site actually reach the 4th grade? LOL
Typical…..no wonder why you shits are so jealous. LOL