Women can’t spell

Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.

In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list:

Chevrolet
bullion
kernels
sandwich
duct tape
beans
trophy

If you want to see this phenomenon in action (and have quite a good laugh at the absurd letters women will attempt to piece together in desperation) prepare yourself for quite a struggle. You see when asked to do things that they are no good at (ie, driving, thinking that does not involve puppies or how much they hate their best friends) women will defer the task immediately to the nearest man. This includes spelling.

Since it is part of our nature to be of assistance — to be constructive and positive at all times (probably because we know so much about so many fucking things), this ploy will work one hundred percent of the time. It’s typical woman manipulation though and nothing else.

I tested woman’s inability to spell properly in the real world by asking a group of ten women to spell the word foundation, which I learned had something to do with make-up completely by accident in an episode of CSI. I felt that this word-familiarity would give women the manufactured advantage that they so desperately need and crave in every fucking thing that they do.

My results not only proved conclusively that women cannot spell, but also that women will refuse to do any task that they cannot.

Now that we say for certain that men are better than women at spelling as well as everything else, I think as men it is our duty as the superior spellers par excellence to save women the disgrace and humiliation of having to clumsily defer any such spelling requests.

To a woman, the alphabet and its inner workings are like the mysteries of a Jack in the Box in the eyes of a child.

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Comment by Kallium
2009-10-31 10:22:06 - IP Man-Hash: 44de7abc0d3d9

They also cant spell Lamborghini.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-23 13:43:18 - IP Man-Hash: ce5c861af54d0

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
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GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!

 
Comment by Harry
2009-10-04 08:03:53 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

Dis someone mention spelling, time for me to look at another page *sneaks off*

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 12:23:23 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants

 
Comment by Nazichauvinistpig of the SS
2009-09-04 16:59:31 - IP Man-Hash: af10c446ae328

Im a guy and im affended by this… no joke. I’d like to point out almost every MURDER, CRIME, RAPE, WAR, HATE-CRIME and VIOLENCE really, is caused by none other then MEN!!!!! Whats worse a woman giving a lap dance or a man shooting another man in the face?

SOME women (the women you’re talking about) act like sluts and arrent smart because MEN in media give this appearence to girls that it’s GOOD to act this way when it isnt. Your website should be:
http://www.themediaisdestroyingwomen.com
You’d make FAR less people angry and have a HUGE support group and instead of acting like a whiney bitch you could do something about whatever the fuck you’re bitching about, DICK.
Would you rather attempt to expose female stupidity or stop it? Because I dont think women are stupid but I do thinkk they’re getting a bad image from the media so…yeah. Just stop being a bitch really is all I wanted to say.

PS what would you do if a woman became president? Because Hilary came close.

PSS Id love to know what you think about a black man as president. Or better yet a black woman.

Comment by STack
2009-09-04 17:04:50 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

You LIAR. Who brainwashed you???????

72% of domestic disputes, divorces and violence in the UK, America, Canada and Australia IS INITIATED BY WOMEN.

72. FUCKING. PERCENT.

Wars are started in every home in America by more women than men who start wars in the world – OR in the home.

FACT: COUNTLESS MORE MEN HAVE FAUGHT AND DIED TO FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOMS LIBERTIES AND WAY OF LIFE THAN ANY MAN WHO STARTED A WAR.

And you don’t even acknowledge it.

Snap out of it a grow a pair.

http://www.christianparty.net/menare.htm

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by Nazichauvinistpig of the SS
2009-09-04 17:23:32 - IP Man-Hash: af10c446ae328

You didnt give me facts all you did was contridict me id LOVE to see the 72 percent thing unless you’re making up fucking bullshit.

How do women start wars? You never explained that you just stated it.

FACT: Okay I agree that is true. Its just too bad almost every single woman who has ever joined the army got raped by her fellow soldiers FACT BITCH.

As for your website its bullshit like this website. LMAO WHY WOULD JEWS CAUSE 9/11 WHAT DID THEY HAVE TO GAIN??!!

Comment by STack
2009-09-04 17:48:50 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

Its OK “man”, its not our responsibility to educate you, or provide you with facts. So you can stop pretending.

It’s your responsibility to educate YOURSELF.
As a man you should already know that.

We’re not REQUIRED to “explain” anything to you.

It won’t take you long to learn for yourself. You could afford to have a little more experience with women. There is plenty of first hand documentation here written by soldiers themselves that EASILY over 50% of military wives cheat on the men who are giving up their lives for these treasonous cunts.

But please…. don’t take OUR word for it.

You’re the one who has a “problem” with what’s written. Not us.

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Comment by Watcher
2009-09-04 17:52:43 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Scanners report that “Nazichauvinistpig of the SS” is female, captain!

 
Comment by STack
2009-09-04 17:54:50 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

That’s obvious.

Only a woman enters a room where she is not wanted and starts “DEMANDING” facts and proof.

Men find out for themselves….
because men are better than women.

 
Comment by Watcher
2009-09-04 18:00:46 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Yep, most women’s power of disguise is piss poor.

 
Comment by Watcher
2009-09-04 18:02:05 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Looks like we have shocked her but she’ll be back no doubt.

 
Comment by STack
2009-09-04 18:07:04 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

Clearly the cunt walked into the wrong room. This is the kind of bitch who BEGS for double-penetration and multiple throat rapings.

 
 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-09-04 18:12:41 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Let’s put it this way: men have started wars, and whimmin were the ones who ELECTED them (even whimmin admit men make BETTER leaders; and this is expressed through their vote).
So, who gets blamed – MEN (WHY do whimmin continue to vote for us more than they do whimmin, if we’re so EVIL?!? For example, even Sarah Palin was more popular with MEN than other WHIMMIN).

YOU’RE brainwashed by the media to use poor or outright FALSE inductive reasoning when you claim that “…almost every single woman who has joined the army got raped….”
What’s happened to enable your brainwashing?
Every single time a man does something bad, it’s “showcased” for various lengths of time and through various media outlets as being the norm (HOW OFTEN do you hear – from the media, among other institutions – about the GREAT and “average” things MEN are doing, EVERY DAY, to enable your conveniently-gripeable existence?!?).
MANswer: very rarely.
You’d better examine your perceptions and facts; then grow a pair, “soldier.”

OTHER THAN the statistically-accurate “snapshot” taken of men’s test scores from various schools versus whimmin’s varying slightly over a given period of time, COME UP with facts to show that Website FALSE instead of just claiming “its bullshit.” (Stick to the men-vs-whimmin statistics, you smelly Red Herring).

You’reJustLikeAWoman-”IDon’tFeeeeeeelThisIsTrue-
ThereforeItIsn’t”

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Comment by Watcher
2009-09-04 18:29:01 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Sorry you wasted your time on another cretinous female.

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-09-04 18:41:43 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Yes, save for the fact that my “off-color” pearls are worthy to cast for the ones who will invade in the future – as are MANstanding posts by you, STack, studioline, and the other men on here, past and present.

Additionally, it would have been nice if that felon, let’s just rename “him,” FemiNaziSocialistHogFromNOW, could have seen this link:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/279030/women_who_lie_about_ra pe.html?cat=9

MenAreHeldToAHigherStandard-InPartBecause:
MenAreBETTERThanWhimmin

 
Comment by benignbullet
2009-09-04 18:51:47 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

“FemiNaziSocialistHogFromNOW”

Meaning, of course, the contradiction that these types are:
Socialism-type benefits for themselves and the whimmin.

Nazi-like tyranny for all those who oppose…

TheirFeeeeeeeeelings.

 
Comment by Watcher
2009-09-04 19:11:47 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Totally agree, peace bro.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-23 08:25:09 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

I have noticed that people who claim to be “a guy” to gain credibility have an incredibly typical female point of view. This leads to believe you are in fact a woman. Your post denotes you cannot spell.

I’m not sure how crime is in that group. Most murders and rape are commited by men, yes. Crime on the other hand, is laughable. The political scene today has criminalized men for being men.

A man shoots another man in the face, said man is sent to prison for being a douchebag yes, but a douchebag that gets things done.
A woman gives a lapdance, and doesn’t finish the job. A lazy whore.
In principle, the woman is worse.

I doubt he cares about a support group. A bunch of people telling you you’re right doesn’t make you right, or even close.

-Hilary did not come close. She wasn’t even nominated.
-It should be PPS, not PSS.

 
 
Comment by Ashley
2009-07-25 16:44:05 - IP Man-Hash: ed7ddbf5b539d

I thought this was hilarious because my husband can’t spell for shit. Alas, it’s not women that can’t spell so much as our entire country. Shame, really.

Comment by Chris
2009-07-25 21:50:39 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Your husband doesn’t need to be able to spell to be infinitely better than any woman.

My father didn’t speak a word of English – and couldn’t write either. He was a teenage guard and escaped a communist country to come to North America when he was 18. He was given $50 by the government and was told – “have a nice life”.

A few years later…. he still couldn’t spell.

But he build the worlds hottest furnace. And invented a machine that essentially turns wood chips into fuel… which was sold to the Japanese government.

He was head machinist for one of the world’s largest metal companies for 35 years. And couldn’t really write any english.

No woman who can’t spell…..
has ever come close.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
 
Comment by the general
2009-07-15 09:13:08 - IP Man-Hash: 0f51c33ded5bb

Average I.Q. of a man is, on average, 5 points higher than a woman’s. “nuff said”

 
Comment by maddison_bitch
2009-07-12 19:41:54 - IP Man-Hash: b344afbea267e

WOW. You can go choke on a dick you cum guzzling shitface. Your obviously sad your daddy touched you when you were a little boy and that you grew up to like men and how everyone made fun of you fuckhead. Grow the fuck up. And learn how to respect woman. Fucking fag.
With all my hate;;
-Maddison

Comment by User
2009-07-12 20:52:35 - IP Man-Hash: 70352cfde207e

There is dumb and then there is woman dumb, and there is no dumb like woman dumb.
Woman dumb is forcing your simple-minded views on others whilst sincerely believing your plump little ass can intimidate them into following you.
There is no dumb like woman dumb.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-25 21:58:48 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

“learn how to respect women”.

Listen to that fucked up bitch.

“learn how to respect women”.

LEARN HOW TO EARN IT CUNTS.
Thats how you can start teaching us.

Until then… fuck right off and go play sperm vacuum.

Comment by sarah
2009-07-26 01:27:35 - IP Man-Hash: 55d715427e49e

chris, shut the fuck up and go get some professional help.

Comment by RB
2009-07-26 02:35:03 - IP Man-Hash: ca90a94f0ba9a

What part of his post lead you to conclude that he needed “professional help”?

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Comment by studioline
2009-07-26 06:30:12 - IP Man-Hash: 1e0a5ffd92495

it was not the post, just her last therapy.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-23 08:31:38 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

Yes another “my opinion of you is fact and obvious since I presented it as fact and not as an opinion” post. This one replete with spelling and grammatical errors. Yawn.

 
 
Comment by Chantelle
2009-06-30 15:42:16 - IP Man-Hash: d43bbf0e82040

“My results not only proved conclusively that women cannot spell, but also that women will refuse to do any task that they cannot.”

If you were familiar with the concept of SCIENCE you would realise that you’re results DID NOT “prove conclusively that women cannot spell”
Seems to me that you are totally ignorant. If you knew anything about experiments you would know that in order for an experiments RESULTS to be VALID you must follow the SCIENTIFIC METHOD which you did not. Therefore your results are NOT CONCLUSIVE.

Also I found this on wikipedia and thought it sounded just like how your mind and the mind of all these stupid feMANists works:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_method#Truth_and_belief

Here’s what it says just in case you do not click the link:

Belief can alter observations; those with a particular belief will often see things as reinforcing their belief, even if they do not. Even researchers admit that the first observation may have been a little imprecise, whereas the second and third were “adjusted to the facts,” until tradition, education, and familiarity produce a readiness for new perception.

YOU’RE AN IDIOT.

Comment by ramlac
2009-07-09 14:45:08 - IP Man-Hash: aa851b8cc8cc6

YOU’RE AN IDIOT, chantelle.

Comment by sarah
2009-07-26 01:28:37 - IP Man-Hash: 55d715427e49e

no she just debunked your supposed ’scientific examination’ there.

 
 
Comment by Watcher
2009-08-09 12:39:02 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

If you were familiar with the concept of SATIRE

 
Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-23 08:34:09 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

Ok, when something is obviously a joke, you don’t get to take it seriously, get offended, and then be taken seriously for being offended. You’re not supposed to take it seriously, and for some reason you did. I would suggest you read your own link more closely to see how it mirrors with your statements.

 
 
Comment by Britany
2009-06-11 01:15:30 - IP Man-Hash: d96adef2e0665

I am a 24 year old female and an IMMACULATE speller. In fact, I find it totally unattractive when people spell words incorrectly, or USE words incorrectly. The problem is that we are now living in this technologically dominated era where our primary forms of communication involve spelling. So between text messages, MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, and so on I find it hard to be attracted to anyone…especially guys my age. They are all horrible spellers and appear to struggle with basic sentence structure. So what’s up with that? Are they just girls in disguise? I’m SO CONFUSED!!

Comment by Watcher
2009-08-09 12:42:05 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Of course you’re confused, you are a 24 year old single female with a spelling fixation.

Comment by Chris
2009-08-09 13:37:55 - IP Man-Hash: 85a9ae4f5f773

Women like to pretend their decision to give a blow job has anything to do with “SPELLING”.

“the biggest turn on is a man who can spell!!!”
Give us all a break and put the dick down, bitches.

The only spelling you need to be able to do to make a girl’s panties soaking wet is your own name on a credit card.

And so what If I wrote this entire paragraph in German or French (my first languages)…. is she going to get all turned-on and give me THREE blowjobs for that???

Try harder bitches.

 
 
Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-23 08:40:38 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

I believe the use of elipses in the middle of a sentence is incorrect sentence structure. Perhaps it’s just bad form.

Seeing as how you find it unattractive to those who cannot spell, instead of attractive to those who do(logically it is not certain that if one occurs the opposite holds true as well), you are probably like most women, looking for things that are wrong with people to feed your self esteem simply appreciating qualities you find to be positive in people.

 
 
Comment by Matt
2009-05-03 01:32:42 - IP Man-Hash: a907bc5f095be

You must feel like a genius but if you are so great at spelling you would know to capitalise the start of a FUCKING SENTENCE.

 
Comment by meeee !
2009-04-26 10:42:42 - IP Man-Hash: a1edd1b8eb087

I can spell quite well, thank you very much, there ‘Dick’. Go play with your first name.

Comment by User
2009-07-12 20:55:44 - IP Man-Hash: 70352cfde207e

There is dumb, and then there is woman dumb, and there is no dumb like woman dumb.
Woman dumb is cracking a cock joke and searching desperately for a standing ovation from a male audience.
There is no dumb like woman dumb.

 
 
Comment by Mr.Rdz
2009-04-20 14:12:45 - IP Man-Hash: a87ef600e6899

I have always believed that women are dumber than men. They can’t spell for shit. My girlfriend doesn’t know how to talk proper english, n she’s white! How stupid is that. A girl doesn’t even know her stupid natural language. That’s why they should stay home and practice cooking and cleaning.

Comment by Edgar
2009-05-24 15:33:24 - IP Man-Hash: bcb53353aabbb

“They can’t spell for shit. My girlfriend doesn’t know how to talk proper english, n she’s white!” If you are literate, it is obvious that this sentence is not grammatically correct and the word “English” should be capitalized. While you were busy being raped by your English teacher, you should have been reading a dictionary. You are a misogynistic, ill-mannered moron. You can suck my dick! Oh, and just in case you were wondering, sexism is not a form of parody or farce. Stick you penis in a blender and drink it!

Comment by sarah
2009-07-26 01:29:10 - IP Man-Hash: 55d715427e49e

ahh niether do you.

 
Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-23 08:45:28 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

English is only capitalized when used as a proper noun. The language itself is not a proper noun.

Sexism can be a form of parody or farce. Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean it isn’t hilarious to someone else.

In my experience, acknowledging one’s differences can be a form of parody, and some people are just too insecure to hear it.

 
 
Comment by Britany
2009-06-11 01:20:57 - IP Man-Hash: d96adef2e0665

Can you find the errors in this sentence: My girlfriend doesn’t know how to talk proper english, n she’s white!

There are several. Here, let me help!

My girlfriend doesn’t know how to talk (speak is the correct term, for white people at least) proper english (English is a proper noun and therefore require capitalization), n (and is what you should have used, because the letter n is not a word) she’s white!

If you are black it would be like this:

muh baby mama dun no shit cuz she aint evan capbabul of talkin fukkin american, n she a cracka!

Comment by KISS MY MANLY ASS
2009-07-08 14:34:32 - IP Man-Hash: 6d40e7bffc7dd

WOW Britany that’s very appropriate and lady like to talk about another race like that….Are you so frustrated that it makes you racist when you figure out you can’t win?

WATCH OUT EVERYBODY WE’RE DEALING WITH A RACIST!!!!

 
 
 
Comment by steph
2009-01-27 18:16:50 - IP Man-Hash: d862aef8b8492

i do no how 2 spel!!!!
this is hilarious. i think this guy is just fooling around with hateful men. “women can’t spell, so they leave it to the men.” hahahahahaha!!!!! funniest lie i’ve ever heard!!!
love
steph

Comment by Alexi
2009-03-22 08:19:59 - IP Man-Hash: 86c28976b793a

“i do no how 2 spel!!!!”

Seriously?

Comment by steph
2009-04-10 10:33:45 - IP Man-Hash: 95af92f59a0fa

actually no, i was being facetious.
love
steph

Comment by Bob
2009-04-10 12:29:53 - IP Man-Hash: 353c85c1948ee

Holy fuck, did this cunt come back for more?

I thought we told you to fuck off.

TITS OR GTFO, BITCH. Is that clear enough for you?

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Comment by Bob is a dumbass
2009-04-25 09:17:12 - IP Man-Hash: 6569efeaf7982

This is menarebetterthanwomen.com not 4chan.org kid. Fuck off.

 
Comment by Bob
2009-04-25 20:52:56 - IP Man-Hash: 69e87ff00a9c2

Why don’t you post under your real name,chickenshit?

If Dick wants me to fuck off, then I’ll gladly do so.

 
Comment by steph
2009-05-17 14:25:01 - IP Man-Hash: d862aef8b8492

bob, you don’t exactly control this site. i can come here as much as i like, so get over yourself.
xoxo
steph

 
 
 
 
Comment by Britany
2009-06-11 01:25:53 - IP Man-Hash: d96adef2e0665

yeah even Dr. Phil outted him for being a big ol’ silly just stirring up the lulz for us. the funniest part is the random dudes that get all into it. “YEAH, GIRLS IS DUMB!!” haha you know it’s just a bunch of losers who either never got any attention from girls or who got mega screwed over by some woman and they can’t get over it. not moving on is a pretty lady-like thing to do, guys…perhaps you need to just hike up your big boy pants and get a grip on civilization.

 
 
Comment by tasha
2009-01-20 21:44:36 - IP Man-Hash: bae7ae7f7e1b2

i don’t know…
this point that dick is bringing up is sort of silly.

first of all, is spelling really something to get so upset about?

secondly; stereo-typically women are better with languages than men and men commonly are better with math.

obviously there will be exceptions to this rule but for the most part Stephen Hawking will stick to physics and Jane Austen will stick to literature.

Comment by Chris
2009-01-20 21:49:44 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Shut the fuck up.

“STEREO-TYPICALLY”??????

OK, “STEREO-TYPICALLY” you’re a good for nothing cum dump.

TYPICALLY too!
Isn’t that amazing?

And just because you know how to yammer on doesn’t mean you’re “good at languages” OR “communicating”.

I speak three international languages, classical music AND more than 5 computer languages.

OH AND LETS NOT FORGET….
STEREOTYPICALLY —>> MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.

Comment by tasha
2009-01-20 22:07:42 - IP Man-Hash: bae7ae7f7e1b2

hey chris, how ya’ doin?
i’m not saying men can’t learn languages, or write. far from it. i LOVE to read and the majority of my favorite writers are men.
i just seems to me that women are usaully more interested writing than men are.

3 languages? impressive

Comment by Chris
2009-01-20 22:14:13 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

I’m very well thanks.

Kindly Fuck off.

Yes 3 1/2 actually….. and English isn’t even my first.

If that impresses you so much, perhaps I will let you imagine giving me a stereotypical blow job… after which you will make me a stereotypical sammich before you leave.

Because I really need to be loved and respected for who I really am as a person, inside.

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Comment by tasha
2009-01-20 22:28:34 - IP Man-Hash: bae7ae7f7e1b2

whats wrong with using the term stereotypical?

i think it’s unfair to put all men into one clump.
which would you prefer:
a-Brazilian women are hot
or
b-stereotypicaly women from brazil are hot
?

 
Comment by Britany
2009-06-11 01:28:56 - IP Man-Hash: d96adef2e0665

Brazilian women are pretty hot.

Also I think Chris is about to start his period…and also possibly in the middle of a big nasty fight with his boyfriend. For those reasons I am going to disregard his ugly comments that he will surely feel bad about later because, well, it’s just typical of him.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2009-06-11 07:51:50 - IP Man-Hash: 41f2241c5f5fc

Wow – homophobia! That’s cutting-edge humor, how original! For a moment I was, uh, stunned by the brilliance of your wit.

 
 
Comment by Mr. Clay
2009-03-17 20:54:11 - IP Man-Hash: 6e624ce639f6c

That’s funny how you “LOVE” to write when you don’t even capitalize your I’s in your sentences. Here’s a hint when you have a lonely “i” in your sentence you capitalize it “I”. Now I know what you can do. You can please me in a sexual way.

Mr. Clay

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Comment by Cat
2009-01-15 00:04:02 - IP Man-Hash: 717c0a0b27de1

I can spell all the words in that list just fine, except buillon… because it’s not a word. I can however spell bouillon.

This site makes me laugh. I do feel sorry for all the cocks on here and the women in their lives which they seek out to fit their twisted criteria just so they can say, “Mommy look at me mommy see how right I am! Please give me attention before I turn into a crazy he-hermit.” I love wasting time on useless sites like this, but even I’m too good to sit here and read all this garbage, so I’ll just shoot off this random comment without reading more than one page of replies.

Good luck with life!

Comment by studioline
2009-01-15 00:58:44 - IP Man-Hash: 88e886a1c29a2

That’s right, no cock for you.

Good luck with being soory and dry.

 
Comment by dalsgaard
2009-01-16 11:54:18 - IP Man-Hash: 94ff0adb2621e

You just like coming here because all the men makes you feel horny, and you enjoy the attention.

 
Comment by Woman talk about shit they don't understand
2009-01-17 02:18:26 - IP Man-Hash: 84e83f41beb4a

i would never! look at a woman for approval… as well as you not knowing how to spell the word bullion, thats fine but are you really to lazy to look up and spell it properly its not like you had to get a diksionairy

 
Comment by Ekalsrek
2009-01-17 14:59:30 - IP Man-Hash: ce47075ee68c8

hey donkey kong bullion cubes are used in cooking for soups now get back in the kitchen where you belong and do some research before you come onto the computer and try to act smart

 
 
Comment by EPICFAIL
2009-01-14 03:53:21 - IP Man-Hash: c5270d5191e22

Fun fact: I’ve been winning state-wide spelling bees since the third grade.

Another fun fact: I happen to be *gasp* A FEMALE.

DEAR GOD, THE APOCALYPSE MUST BE IMMINENT.

Comment by Abigail
2009-03-13 00:35:30 - IP Man-Hash: 324778a0590ed

I’ve won several spelling bees as well. This site is just meant to be funny, though. A lot of what is said is purely satire.

Comment by RB
2009-03-13 00:47:07 - IP Man-Hash: 9be699714fc50

Typical womanly idiocy. Just the fact that she has won spelling bees(whatever they are) means that all women can spell, and that we are wrong. What this article is trying to convey is that women would gossip and chatter rather than actually converse. They do not convey an idea – they convey what they feel and what they want to feel at a particular moment.

That is why being articulate has nothing to do with a conversation for a woman. Is it ANY wonder that all the women on here said that she was good at spelling because she won awards at spelling, or is good at spelling words?

That is also what feminism is based on – anecdotes. Stories. Ask a feminist to prove that women are oppressed, and she will tell you a story. Ask her why she has become a feminist, and she will tell you another story. There is no ideological basis for what women say – they just say it to feel good or to achieve something else that is completely beyond the perspective of that goal.

I think that this applies to all women.

Comment by studioline
2009-03-13 01:41:23 - IP Man-Hash: 401e06689f0a8

Excellent point RB

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Comment by ccb
2008-12-31 22:07:55 - IP Man-Hash: 65d11e68afd85

yes i may agree with you but i think you suck the most as a man worse than all the women. Scientists found out that the variance forintelligence for men is much more varied. I believe sway and you fall into the category of the worst IQ.
And obviously “Detached” is someone being kicked out by females done better than him. Muahaha! Now his expertise is to rant here and support your views.
And chris is a spelling bee winner together with this Dicky who can spell, but can’t even do well in life, having females riding over them?? Thus the blog? LOL!
FYI i am a male. and i have high iq of 150. muaha!

Comment by Muzalon
2009-05-03 01:47:02 - IP Man-Hash: 752bb553c0dea

Illiterate retard.

 
 
Comment by Devan (a Woman)
2008-12-17 18:32:32 - IP Man-Hash: f3a1f182a6d52

I am a woman, and I am the best speller I know out of all my friends and family.

I’m not going to call you a douchebag like everyone else has on this site, I’m sure you know how much of one you portray yourself to be.

I just don’t understand how you can generalize “women” into this one huge category of people that share the same trait, like being bad at spelling, driving etc. Have you just not interacted with enough women to know they aren’t all identical in brain function or are you just that much of a pompous buttdick?

So when you say “men are better than women, ” are you claiming that the better half of men are better than the better half of women? Because no matter how much you try and justify the statment, it logically does not make sense.

Anywho, no one is better than anyone, no matter their gender.
We’re all equal in importance.

To the creator of this website who doesn’t have his name easily visible for everyone to see- Reply back to me with every bit of your tough, important manhood if you have a “better” manly argument. I’m all ears.

Comment by Lucid
2009-01-03 16:23:36 - IP Man-Hash: afc04d827e771

They only pick on the dumb sounding girls.

Comment by Chris
2009-01-03 16:52:51 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Oh honey – you’re not dumb “SOUNDING”.

You’re dumb.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Bob
2009-01-03 17:28:43 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

Bitch, if you’re gonna open your mouth here, you need to be putting my dick in it.

Comment by Kristean
2009-01-04 04:52:28 - IP Man-Hash: 84a5cbac34826

Holy shit. As if I haven’t heard that one before.

I will take a break from slicing dicks off (I have a lovely collection, sorted by size and shape) just so I can join in all this stupid arguing.

I shan’t think as a woman, nor will I pretend that two heads are better than one. ‘Cause one of them is ultimately inert, as far as intelligence goes.

Let’s pretend no one in the world had sex organs. Just flat crotches. (breasts don’t count. Some of you may know that nipples are completely useless on males but they are there because the earliest stages, as a fetus, are usually the same for male and female. As if that sentence didn’t have many flaws.) Or if you are so lacking of imagination to picture a human without sex organs, pretend they don’t matter… Still too hard???

Fine. *PRETEND* that body parts in no way have any impact on the human brain.
A signal from the human brain indicates the right arm to move up. The results are the same, whether someone had a vagina or a ball sack.

Now a *PERSON* is given a simple puzzle. It is *usually* solved with the same part of the brain. However, some people (men and women alike) have malfunctions that cause confusion. Some people just have shitty memory capacity.

Now… Let’s pretend that fat jackasses with inadequate cock sizes (obviously, it matters… since they think with them more than half of the time) like to sit on the internet all day and write about how much women suck because mommy ditched them at a bus station when they were 5, older half sister raped his ass with a pickle because he wouldn’t stop being all ADD, and how his girlfriend dumped him because his “line of sight” (figuratively), deflated and narrow, resembled his mind (by mind, I mean penis) so closely it made her stomach churn to think of those embarrassing nights he tried to get her to let him put it near her ovary.

My point being that some people have a ridiculous thought that a person like me, crazy and pissed off at the world, is a woman merely because I have female parts. I have news for you, my leg hair is longer and darker than yours. My name isn’t woman, my name isn’t slut, incompetent, it isn’t dyke, lesbian, feminist, he-she, bitch; It’s Kristean. I assure you that I do not possess half of those qualities listed above. And as you can see from the ranting of a nonsensical sociopath, I spelled many of these words correctly.

Just for fun. The only reason I ask a man for help first is because my slave is constantly following me around. He just happens to be the closest person when I want to know at which number of murders Elizabeth Báthory was discovered. Although, due to my “insanity” (according to men who also still believe hysteria is a condition only present in women…) my arguments can’t be taken seriously until I have a gun shoved down some fuck-tard’s throat. I doubt it would matter if I pulled the trigger with my clitoris, or my hand. To be an idiot as a woman, I’d need think with my uterus. If I were going to sound stupid because I am a woman, I would have to speak with my pussy lips. So whatever.

I am going back to writing about disturbing things I will do to Dick-face… whatever his last name was… By the way, I recommend Emilie Autumn. She’s very creative, and may piss some retarded sexist jackasses off.

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Comment by JO
2008-12-04 07:25:41 - IP Man-Hash: a1e23f898d836

Even I know how to spell these and I’m not English nor American… You are misleading.

Comment by RB
2008-12-04 07:53:51 - IP Man-Hash: 7d091f730d487

You are not the only woman on this planet.Your supposedly profound knowledge of the English language is not a gauge for the intelligence of other 3.1 billion non-english speaking women.

 
 

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