Women can’t spell
Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.
In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list:
Chevrolet
bullion
kernels
sandwich
duct tape
beans
trophy
If you want to see this phenomenon in action (and have quite a good laugh at the absurd letters women will attempt to piece together in desperation) prepare yourself for quite a struggle. You see when asked to do things that they are no good at (ie, driving, thinking that does not involve puppies or how much they hate their best friends) women will defer the task immediately to the nearest man. This includes spelling.
Since it is part of our nature to be of assistance — to be constructive and positive at all times (probably because we know so much about so many fucking things), this ploy will work one hundred percent of the time. It’s typical woman manipulation though and nothing else.
I tested woman’s inability to spell properly in the real world by asking a group of ten women to spell the word foundation, which I learned had something to do with make-up completely by accident in an episode of CSI. I felt that this word-familiarity would give women the manufactured advantage that they so desperately need and crave in every fucking thing that they do.
My results not only proved conclusively that women cannot spell, but also that women will refuse to do any task that they cannot.
Now that we say for certain that men are better than women at spelling as well as everything else, I think as men it is our duty as the superior spellers par excellence to save women the disgrace and humiliation of having to clumsily defer any such spelling requests.
To a woman, the alphabet and its inner workings are like the mysteries of a Jack in the Box in the eyes of a child.
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Eh,it’s mostly men who are dyslexic.And mostly men who are colour blind…….my brother is dyslexic and so is my male friend.
That damn Y chromosome………………
In my primary school classes,it was always the girls who got 10/10 in the spelling tests.They were always the best at english too. Fair fucks to them.
Grump, what’s with the he hee heeee? Have you regressed to age 14 or been on that wacky tobaccy again? This is a serious site for serious business. If you can’t behave with a modicum of appropriateness, I suggest you take your leave.
Melanie, I disagree with you. You don’t represent females everywhere, although you might represent “female” everywhere.
hehehe Sorry for being nasty..not! hehehe
I’m not saying the vast majority of women are asinine. I’m saying men are better than women — which they are. Where the hell does “People in general really suck” fit into that? Seventh grade?
-Dick
Gives you something to complain about though doesn’t it. This entire body of work would be groundless without a scapegoat.
I am happy, as a representative of females everywhere, to have been able to help you focus your aggression. *nod*
I am not here to claim that you are wrong about the vast majority of women being asinine and I am not about to start spouting nonsense about how rotten men are either. I am simply passing through.
People in general really suck. Women are people, so that applies to us too.
Cheers
http://www.femplay.com.au/
That’s how women do everything. No thinking about it, only action. No wonder you’re all such catastrophes.
-Dick
*grins*
We don’t imagine it, we just -do- it. Women don’t fantasize about dildos, they just use them.
Men don’t own dildos. Now who’s imagining sex with inanimate objects?
-Dick
Because I am a woman and therefore have an imagination that is not solely limited to imagining various sex acts with various animate and inanimate objects, I am going to mentally insert the word ’some’ before both ‘men’ and ‘women’ in the url for this website.
Sweeping generalizations can be fun, and even I can see the humour in this website, but as a woman who can spell, enjoys sex, can cross the street just fine and is NOT a cheating whore, I am going to smile at the funny things I see here, ignore the rude and uninformed comments posted by both men and women and happily continue on my merry way.
*grins and waves*
A dyslexic man, which was my point, darling. I was disscussing being ’slightly dyslexic’ not how big his cock was. Keep up, Dick!
Einstein was also a man, dear.
-Dick
No it’s more like I can spell OK most of the time, I can’t do left and right but I can still get mostly As at school (never had anything lower than a B). Einstein was dyslexic, it didn’t stop him.
I dosen’t matter how you say it just as long as you say it. Most of that bullshit is overrated anyway. Who fucking cares all the bugs eat everyone the same when your dead. I don’t think they stop and say well he was rich and well educated we should probably eat him/her with manners.
Is being slightly dyslexic like being slightly pregnant? Or is it like being completely full of shit?
-Dick
I can’t spell, then again I’m slightly dyslexic. My BROTHER is worse than me though, and my father. Infact my mother and sister are the only ones that can spell well. This has never stopped me doing well in English though, so what exactly is the significance of spelling. Especially when you say “color” and I say “colour”.
Thanks Gigi I found that really interesting and I think I have come across it before when googling “men are better than women”.
xXx
Thanks david, you’ve proved that not all men on this website are brainless.
And yes a lot of my comments are unanswered.
http://www.punitiveart.com/Essays/Men%20Are%20Better%20Than%20Women
thought youd like this
Nicole,i noticed alot of your posts are left unreplied on this hilarious (hilarious in a stupid way)site.Probably cos your comments make sense,are logical,intelligent and have evidence to back them up.Unlike many of the male comments.Well,except mine. *^_^*