Women can’t spell
Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.
In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list:
Chevrolet
bullion
kernels
sandwich
duct tape
beans
trophy
If you want to see this phenomenon in action (and have quite a good laugh at the absurd letters women will attempt to piece together in desperation) prepare yourself for quite a struggle. You see when asked to do things that they are no good at (ie, driving, thinking that does not involve puppies or how much they hate their best friends) women will defer the task immediately to the nearest man. This includes spelling.
Since it is part of our nature to be of assistance — to be constructive and positive at all times (probably because we know so much about so many fucking things), this ploy will work one hundred percent of the time. It’s typical woman manipulation though and nothing else.
I tested woman’s inability to spell properly in the real world by asking a group of ten women to spell the word foundation, which I learned had something to do with make-up completely by accident in an episode of CSI. I felt that this word-familiarity would give women the manufactured advantage that they so desperately need and crave in every fucking thing that they do.
My results not only proved conclusively that women cannot spell, but also that women will refuse to do any task that they cannot.
Now that we say for certain that men are better than women at spelling as well as everything else, I think as men it is our duty as the superior spellers par excellence to save women the disgrace and humiliation of having to clumsily defer any such spelling requests.
To a woman, the alphabet and its inner workings are like the mysteries of a Jack in the Box in the eyes of a child.
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November 16th, 2006 at 5:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: ce020167ed4b1
Luka said:
-Both of them, it’s an industry in my view. Women are encouraged to get divorces in general due to the amount of money they would recieve, by lawyers whose vested interest is to get the divorce finalized. This is one of the reasons why we have laws such as this that favor women in divorce. Since women are BY FAR the majority of initiators, they must have laws that makes it easier to initiate.-
I still don’t see how a woman would get MORE money from divorce, wouldn’t she have to pay towards her lawyer? As she gets the house, she would have to support herself (and any children) there on her single income (if she has a job), she may get alimony from her ex-husband, but does that really come to the same figure as it would if he lived with her?
-I never said that they would actually MAKE more money, simply that they’re influenced by what they consider a “better” deal in the area of divorce. If you actually count the cost to society in shattered homes and broken dreams, these laws are anything but good. -
-Something eventually will be done about it Luka or the system will collapse, and yes the situation is like that and worsening everyday. Well the beneficiarys of this racket certainly aren’t going to do anything or find their humanity, most Men that are divorced become rather strapped for cash for some odd reason, so I dont see anything happening there either.
The UK and Austrailia are considering having similar laws enacted for co-habitation. Now you will be considered married if you co-habitate for a period of longer than four months. I believe that I have pointed out in earlier posts that Matriarchal systems are inherently entropic, and this is why Luka. Because it never stops. Make marriage a bad enough situation for a Man and many Men stop getting married. So do we find a solution for WHY this is? No we just infringe upon his rights some more and say that your fucking ROOMMATE can file in court for some of your benefits. How disgusting is that? Are people actually that lazy and sociopathic? Feminism is quickly becoming a joke.-
-Strength and Honor-
November 16th, 2006 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4f021d7d45a5
Abaddon, women were intended to be property.. period. The day they got “rights” the destruction of man was written in stone. They are the disgusting and carnal properties of humanity, unfished beings without honor unless their fathers beat it into them.. but we know that doesn’t happen any more, because their fathers are blocked from their life.
It will come to armed conflict, that will change the world forever. Billions will die. We will win.
November 16th, 2006 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
^ what do you mean sots, by “because their fathers are blocked from their life”?
November 16th, 2006 at 8:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 12ba2642e47bb
Hmmm, I didn’t realise we were still living in the 19th century, your beliefs are somewhat out of whack with the vast majority of the society you are living in. So either you singlehandedly change society yourself, become more flexible in the way you judge others or emigrate. We’ve discussed this before and we know that the third option is far preferable for all and will be the easiest for you to do, so don’t let us hold you back now.
November 16th, 2006 at 11:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae6ed3998b9a9
-This is where I disagree with you Sots, I am a SLAVE, so are many Men that have children. There isn’t any allowance given to me for being human. Supposedly I can’t get sick, or hurt, or lose my job. I REFUTE slavery in any form. However I will add that Men have been considered slaves for a long, long time, either through societal controls or through actual conscription/draft, beside the debt slavery.
That said, I can see your point with women being considered property though, what do they have to offer besides their wombs from an evolutionary perspective? In times before the advent of “post modern” thinking, they could actually do something besides bitch about how life sucks for them. I agree with you that like many people, their selfishness knows no boundries. However I will state that I believe that a good Man and a good woman in a relationship, create a synergy, I believe that, that is the purpose of Love. I think that women have corrupted that to the point where many Men refuse to even start the process anymore and women refuse to believe in it.-
-Strength and Honor-
November 17th, 2006 at 12:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
OH I diagree wholeheartedly abaddon_fff…
about one thing. Your Last line.
It isn’t becoming nothing.. It has been a bad joke all along.
November 17th, 2006 at 1:33 am - IP Man-Hash: ae6ed3998b9a9
C’est la vie Billy.
-Strength and Honor-
November 17th, 2006 at 7:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 0db57cb38b865
Don’t disregard what Billy’s saying.
Certainly WE’VE all been in love but we’re men. Has a women ever really loved you? Not from what she said.. from her actions? I’ve been told they love me many times, and no matter how convincing they say it that end up fucking someone else or leaving you for “school” or “work”.
Men are the heart and spirit of the species, we love and women ACT like they love… because all they really are is negative energy and plotting your death.
November 17th, 2006 at 8:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 2fec2d8f5deba
Abaddon, on your “men are slaves” theory… it’s pretty much right, except the elites have made a grave mistake.
Men used to be slaves to king and country because they had a family and future at home to protect. When they took our women out of our homes, and brainwashed their so easily suggestable minds with dreams of corporate granduer.. they signed their death warrant.
No man in his right fucking mind would fight for this Republic. For what? Feminism? Corporations? Video games? We have an all mercanary army, so that alone tells you no one gives a fuck about it. It took America 250 years to become to rootless, bondless, slithery whore that it took Rome 1000 years to become. They know even if we lost a city to a nuke tommorrow, they still wouldn’t have the support to enact a draft, because young men don’t fight for what America stands for.
The system is a rotten structure that will collapse with a swift kick to the door.
November 17th, 2006 at 10:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
sots you’re right.
I’ve certainly lost all patriotism and I was once fairly proud.
All he countries are geting orders from the hidden hand from what I can tell. The goals are to cause trouble between the sexes and reduce the population. Replace the loss with immigrants and mix the races. And reduce the power of the white man. It’s all going accordin to the plan.
Women are just puppets aiding in our demise.
Tis a shame that so few can mold the world the way they want to and we can do nothing.
November 17th, 2006 at 11:07 am - IP Man-Hash: ee4ce24d3e0c5
I don’t think the crusty old beurocrat fools who run the governents are capable of such intelligence.
The truth of that matter I believe is, feminism happened and unfolded, threw everyone out of wack and now immigrants are being let through the border because affluent white people aren’t breeding. Because feminism is either a European disease.. or a disease of the affluent like obesity.
November 17th, 2006 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5d80956a3e6c
If what you say is true, abaddon, it is shocking, to say the very least.
November 17th, 2006 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5d80956a3e6c
They do say that Love is not a feeling, it is a verb.
November 17th, 2006 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 12ba2642e47bb
Dare I even ask who the hidden hand is? NWO? Satan? Martha Stewart?
January 17th, 2007 at 12:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
And your first sexual experience was with your daddy and his best friend.
No wonder why women find you odd. LOL
January 17th, 2007 at 12:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
-Both of them, it’s an industry in my view. Women are encouraged to get divorces in general due to the amount of money they would recieve, by lawyers whose vested interest is to get the divorce finalized. This is one of the reasons why we have laws such as this that favor women in divorce. Since women are BY FAR the majority of initiators, they must have laws that makes it easier to initiate.-
I still don’t see how a woman would get MORE money from divorce, wouldn’t she have to pay towards her lawyer? As she gets the house, she would have to support herself (and any children) there on her single income (if she has a job), she may get alimony from her ex-husband, but does that really come to the same figure as it would if he lived with her?
-I never said that they would actually MAKE more money, simply that they’re influenced by what they consider a “better” deal in the area of divorce. If you actually count the cost to society in shattered homes and broken dreams, these laws are anything but good. -
-Something eventually will be done about it Luka or the system will collapse, and yes the situation is like that and worsening everyday. Well the beneficiarys of this racket certainly aren’t going to do anything or find their humanity, most Men that are divorced become rather strapped for cash for some odd reason, so I dont see anything happening there either.
The UK and Austrailia are considering having similar laws enacted for co-habitation. Now you will be considered married if you co-habitate for a period of longer than four months. I believe that I have pointed out in earlier posts that Matriarchal systems are inherently entropic, and this is why Luka. Because it never stops. Make marriage a bad enough situation for a Man and many Men stop getting married. So do we find a solution for WHY this is? No we just infringe upon his rights some more and say that your fucking ROOMMATE can file in court for some of your benefits. How disgusting is that? Are people actually that lazy and sociopathic? Feminism is quickly becoming a joke.-
-Strength and Honor-
Learn to spell, boy! You are not doing your sex favours. LOL Uneducated idiot.
Men can’t turn a light off or put down the toilet seat, how can we expect them to initiate a divorce, stupid?
You pieces of shit are so useless……………
January 17th, 2007 at 12:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Sarah,
These guys are what all women know to be jealous, bitter, ugly loser types who were tragically socially stunted by the abusive, retarded fuckups who sired them. A common thread that ties them all together in a sick, morbid way is their never-ending ability to blame all women for the fact that they are abusive, lazy losers who failed to accomplish anything of note in their miserable little lives.
They also are fat, ugly, and have very tiny penises. VERY tiny little peckers, dear.
Hope that has helped you. Good luck to you!
January 17th, 2007 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
LOL
Do you fuck little boys, or what?
January 17th, 2007 at 12:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
You are by far the dumbest fuck that has ever posted on this site. Once again, this cunt has proven the Laws of Women:
This damn whore has lowered the bar so much that we need to start excavating so that it can get room to go lower.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
You are by far the dumbest fuck that has ever posted on this site. Once again, this cunt has proven the Laws of Women:
This damn whore has lowered the bar so much that we need to start excavating so that it can get room to go lower.
I think it went even lower than that Diamatik.