Women can’t spell
Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.
In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list:
Chevrolet
bullion
kernels
sandwich
duct tape
beans
trophy
If you want to see this phenomenon in action (and have quite a good laugh at the absurd letters women will attempt to piece together in desperation) prepare yourself for quite a struggle. You see when asked to do things that they are no good at (ie, driving, thinking that does not involve puppies or how much they hate their best friends) women will defer the task immediately to the nearest man. This includes spelling.
Since it is part of our nature to be of assistance — to be constructive and positive at all times (probably because we know so much about so many fucking things), this ploy will work one hundred percent of the time. It’s typical woman manipulation though and nothing else.
I tested woman’s inability to spell properly in the real world by asking a group of ten women to spell the word foundation, which I learned had something to do with make-up completely by accident in an episode of CSI. I felt that this word-familiarity would give women the manufactured advantage that they so desperately need and crave in every fucking thing that they do.
My results not only proved conclusively that women cannot spell, but also that women will refuse to do any task that they cannot.
Now that we say for certain that men are better than women at spelling as well as everything else, I think as men it is our duty as the superior spellers par excellence to save women the disgrace and humiliation of having to clumsily defer any such spelling requests.
To a woman, the alphabet and its inner workings are like the mysteries of a Jack in the Box in the eyes of a child.
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I beg to differ, I can spell just about anything. Ah, but I’m not talking about only English. I can spell anything in English, Spanish *and* Arabic. I’m not called, “The Human Dictionary” at work for nothing.
Summed up in 2 sentences. Brilliant, Dick.
BTW, great site……I feel like I have found home at last. Good to be here.
Two commas, two balls. Men are better than women.
-Dick
You may be able to spell but in the first sentence you used 4 commas where 2 would have sufficed. The first and second commas are not required. To show this I will repeat the first sentence without the part in brackets but I will do it correctly.
“Now here is where I, as a woman, differ from most other women.”
See? Easy, isn’t it? Just 2 commas.
Nicely done. Tip: In year 11, either pray, or beat up some other kids to show you’re fucking tough.
Went to Homerton I did.
this is a extremly stupid quote if this quote was real life 1+1=2 would have to be proven by addin every single number with every single number. you also wouldn’t need at least 51% you would need 50.00000000000000000001% or less assuming men and women couldn’t equal. that is a example of females stupidity on logic and i beat you and i am in year 8 so go fuck some random chick nicole
Good luck on that. You’ll need it.
So logically, you also admit that some ARE…correct?
We’ll need to be clear on this.
Yes, not all women are. But you, definitely.
not all women are catastrophes!!!! you moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, here (although not just in this area), is where I, as a woman, differ from most other women. I have always been an excellent speller. I cover the spelling while my husband covers the math, science, history, etc., etc., etc. LOL
She probably read the article he posted about Germaine Greer and how she described her murderous tendencies. Sarah, as stated before, Dick is not a radical. He does not expect us to kill for him. If he did, I’d tell him to fuck off, and he knows it.
Also read my article on religion why!
When did Dick ever advocate the killing of anybody?
You should go to a mental hospital. For us and your benefit.
No doubt, talke is cheap and women don’t know how to love anyone.
women suck as people
Is this supposed to be therapeutic?
‘Me ruve you rong time!’ Ah, talk is cheap.
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wow this is some crazy shit! i’m aginst bad people in general, but dude your kinda scary!!i mean would you kill me just cause i have a vagina? and by the way i do suck at spelling and lots of other stuff too! all i want to do is love my babies while their mine and love my husband forever!!!i concider myself lucky as hell to have what i have! and you r scary please don’t kill me freaky jason or any other members of your clan!!
p.s. alot of what you say is pretty damn hilarious thou!!
Nicely done there Billy, can’t add anythingmore.
It’s all too easy to put women down and rant about how worthless and pointless they are, but one thing is for sure, it certainly doesn’t make you worthy of so much attention. You talk about women being attention seekers, but funnily enough the only attention seeker I can see on this site is guess who? You point out every flaw you can possibly think of in women and yet you have absolutely no clue that most of these ‘flaws’ appear to reflect your own thoughts and behaviours. You can’t even see it, because you are so self unaware. You are probably too frightened to take a real look deep inside yourself, in case you see something you don’t like very much.
–Yes it’s much too easy for there are is a so much wrong with you women today and one of those things is that you woemn act blind to the faults of your gender. You women can’t take any criticism for that would ruin your princess status. Women are so self absorbed and you mention unaware.. Ha! Step back, take off your mask and look at your own selfishness. Ignorant narcistic cunt
You also state your opinions as though they are facts, which makes it almost impossible to take anything you say even remotely seriously. But you carry on with your site and making yourself ‘feel’ like you have achieved something worthwhile. The more you put women down and the more hateful you become, the more unhappy you will be. So who loses out in the end and I’ll give you one guess…..it’s not the women.
–The fact is you girls are not allowed here and we know the truth. So why would he care if you take him serious? Your opinion means nothing to us.
Maybe one day you’ll realise how much energy you have wasted on all this pointless anger and hatred. Maybe you could put your energy into something worthwhile………something productive and positive, but I doubt you’ll want to listen to a woman, because that would mean taking a step back…….
–It takes very little energy or time to expose the deceitfulness and manipulation of women. Why you women come here and help prove these things.
Anyway, good luck to you. It’s a shame you couldn’t think of something better to put your time and effort into, but maybe one day you will feel differently. You have so much energy and you could do something really amazing, but you choose to do this instead, it’s such a sad waste.
–Gazillions of women bitch about men daily, incessantly even. They talk about castrating all men, killing all men, they mock, they whine and yet men are bad for saying few things about how rotten women are?
The truth hurts don’t it?
And you want to know what is really a shame?
Just how ignorant, arrogant, rude, inconsiderate and troublesome the average women is today. Sianara ya silly bitoch!
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What Dick does is amazing, cunt.
Life is short, and this site enlightens men around the Earth to the dark ways of your kind.
It’s a gift of truth, and you hate the truth.