Women can’t spell
Did you know that women are atrocious spellers? It’s an obscure caveat of womankind that will usually elude detection, but I assure that it’s absolutely true.
In order to prove this I’ve compiled a short list of words that women have historically suffered only complete and disastrous failure when attempting to spell. Here is the list:
Chevrolet
bullion
kernels
sandwich
duct tape
beans
trophy
If you want to see this phenomenon in action (and have quite a good laugh at the absurd letters women will attempt to piece together in desperation) prepare yourself for quite a struggle. You see when asked to do things that they are no good at (ie, driving, thinking that does not involve puppies or how much they hate their best friends) women will defer the task immediately to the nearest man. This includes spelling.
Since it is part of our nature to be of assistance — to be constructive and positive at all times (probably because we know so much about so many fucking things), this ploy will work one hundred percent of the time. It’s typical woman manipulation though and nothing else.
I tested woman’s inability to spell properly in the real world by asking a group of ten women to spell the word foundation, which I learned had something to do with make-up completely by accident in an episode of CSI. I felt that this word-familiarity would give women the manufactured advantage that they so desperately need and crave in every fucking thing that they do.
My results not only proved conclusively that women cannot spell, but also that women will refuse to do any task that they cannot.
Now that we say for certain that men are better than women at spelling as well as everything else, I think as men it is our duty as the superior spellers par excellence to save women the disgrace and humiliation of having to clumsily defer any such spelling requests.
To a woman, the alphabet and its inner workings are like the mysteries of a Jack in the Box in the eyes of a child.
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you are a disgusting, narrow minded, unitelligent prick! i hope you and all men like you never find happiness and end up killing yourself, because you don’t deserve to live. You shouldn’t be allowed to even to post this site, and you need to sit in a padded room in a psych ward. because that’s where you belong, and its repulsive to know that you are brainwashing others to think the way you do.
I don’t know if it’s your or your mother’s fault as she never taught you to respect her gender. You’re wasting your life whimpering about the fact that you’ll never be able to change- i.e. women are equally important to men.
Probably your nanny molested you when you were a child and that’s why you hate women so much. But don’t forget, when your dick is in a chess game with your brain and your dick wins, you go to women too. Unless of course, you’re gay- which I highly doubt you’re not.
You’re an insignificant piece of shit and this site is the biggest joke of the century. Go die an ugly life.
Women are inferior human beings , they will be replaced with much efficent ways for reproduction .
Men evolution has rendered women obsolete, so they can just fuck off !!! because they will have no place in our lives .
Yeah, man space-invader? When I see people like you on the street, I kinda laugh a little first, and then start to get concerned about the people around them in case they get hit with a barrage of male chauvinist abuse.
After that, the wardens come knock em out with horse tranx, and everything’s okay again :)
Its also fact that more women attend college then men.
Don’t believe me, look it up. but im sure you “big man brain” knows that already. yea?
And if you guys are sooo damn superior. why do you have to make a childish website to show it?
I dont see any womenarebetterthanmen.coms
or anything like that.
Also, dick. It really sounds like your long term gf broke up with you. and your just ranting on about how stupid you think girls are. Maybe your mother couldnt shut her legs and mistakingly had you.
now your a complete immature dick.
Pleeeasse. for your sake, grow up sweety.
ohhh women are attending college because they want to suck in as much information as possible , but they don’t understand a shit about what they copy .All in school is man made 100% it’s how men think , women just copy , copy and more copy ,it’s pathetic .
Men make twice more money than women , women are just leeches , they copy what men created , and suck their moneys , we will get rid of these leeches.
oh ok, well funny…..
I was always the 1 percentile of good spellers in the whole country, as well as a highly acclaimed student in my private school.
Spelling, reading , writing were always subjects I never had an issue with.
I actually was able to teach my class.
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
LOL.
My goodness! Which time period are you living in? Oh please, WAKE UP! We’re now in the 21st CENTURY where BOTH men AND women goes to school and finishing their studies all the way to DEGREE, or some, finishing their PHd and Masters. Who are you to categorize ALL women to not know how to spell?
Dick Masterson…dude, you might wanna go over your site before you take too much pride in this article you’ve written here. Now, I didn’t read through all of the comments. I haven’t got the time and frankly I’m a busy man. However, you’ve made spelling errors all over the place on here. There are places on the main page where you’ve used the wrong to, and in the space one I just read you’ve got “chalk full” instead of chock full. Now, unless you’ve got a spaceship full of stuff to write on blackboards with, I think you’d better get cracking on that. I’ll check back in a little while to see if you’ve fixed any of these things. Until then…dude, I don’t think you’re one to talk.
Hey Dicky, STILL erasing the posts of your male friends and all their spelling mistakes?
Did ANY of the male losers on this pathetic site actually reach the 4th grade? LOL
Typical…..no wonder why you shits are so jealous. LOL
Women cant spell beans! or sandwich! Dear God! WTF Do women go to school?
other than the fact that you tried to debunk this post by Dick by saying you won a spelling contest (of by which you would be trying to prove that women can spell), no, no proof that you are not a man. Just logical deduction.
i’m not saying it’s unfair, i’m just saying it’s an argument not backed up by science but personal belief. people cannot define gender but only by chromosomes. you don’t have to reap the crap of anyone, you are letting yourself. by being an internet protagonist i do nothing but strengthen my ability for rebuttal and information found on subject most people don’t care to research. i have been far more enlightened because of this site…strange isn’t it.
you are selling yourself short by judging someone by an assigned gender…something they can do nothing about. this can be clumped into ageism, racism, etc. it’s all based on ignorance and the unwillingness to educate one’s self.
btw, do you have any proof i am not a man?
no that is not the point of this website, because there is nothing to prove…
men ARE better than women, and if more women would realize that then women like me could move on with our lives instead of being lumped in with the ones who keep talking about how “unfair” shit is. I have to reap the consequences for the crap women spew on a daily basis and I am sick of it.
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
isn’t this what this whole website is about? proving things? it’s begging to be disproved by continuous arguments that are both absurd and have very little scientific and personal evidence backing them up. i don’t want a medal, i’m just saying…or rather, refuting the fact that women can spell. plus i already got my medal. i have a few of them for english and grammar related endeavors.
p.s. reading builds further speed and activity in brain synapses. television does not. that’s an idiot point made earlier by dick himself.
so freaking what, you think you deserve a medal or something? This is why we are having problems, you women have to keep trying to “prove” how freaking great you are.
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
i won several spelling bees…am i somehow exempt or a fierce refute to your claim? throw in a national state wide award for english at 10 years old and several geography bees under my belt and i think we have a great chunk of proof. oops, sorry to bust your nuts. wait, no i’m not.
Yup, I don’t think they invented spell check for nothing.
-man-space invader-
oh get over it,
arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.
Wow… it’s no wonder your mother named you Dick.