Women Hate Babies
Women hate children.
Remember that book Hillary Clinton wrote called “It takes a Village to Raise a Child”? I don’t know if that was the exact title. It’s not important enough of a thing for me to remember in that manner of detail. That was the point though; that women can’t raise children on their own. They need help and more importantly they need men.
Remember that movie Three Men and a Baby? I do remember that title exactly because that was a good fucking movie. What was the moral of that movie?
Men don’t need shit to raise shit — babies.
Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.
Women hate babies and children. That’s why women love little dogs so much — because they’re all fucking sick.
Want to know how you’ve really pissed off a woman? One good way to know is that fucking her isn’t like fucking a futon. She’s still terrible at it, but don’t feel bad about giving her credit for enthusiasm. Women need all the charity they can get.
Another good way to know if you’ve gotten under a woman’s skin is if she’s speaking to you like a child. When women are yelling and screaming, that’s about a 5 on the feminine anger scale. A 1 on the scale is the silent treatment. That lasts for about a week or until said woman figures out that’s the dumbest fucking way on Earth to show a man you’re upset with him. That’s like heaven to a man. It also has never lasted less than a week.
When a woman is talking to you like a child — very patronizingly and almost giddy with a repressed psycho-mania — that’s when you know you’ve pissed her off. By the way, that’s also when you know she’s about ten seconds away from pulling your pants off. That’s information you can use at your discretion.
That’s why women shouldn’t be allowed to raise babies on their own. They hate babies. Women treat people they hate the same way they treat children — patronizing and bubbly. Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself. Men treat babies differently than people they hate. That’s what I’m saying here.
It’s a myth that women like babies. They just want to have them. They want to have babies like they want to have purses and Starbuck’s. The only difference is you can’t sell babies on eBay.
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March 6th, 2008 at 7:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 95af2e4584611
And also notice how the girl weaves around all the long responses and arguements and circle to get around to the one insult that was provoked in the first place. She didn’t want to hear a opinion she just wanted to get her judgement of the day early.
March 6th, 2008 at 7:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 95af2e4584611
Die and rot in your grave. And know I had fun killing you.
I mean, hell the first part of her quote was a death threat from a woman and she wants to tell us to stop promoting hate?
March 6th, 2008 at 10:11 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
It’s all part of the dark pendulum swing of the force.
I imagine the hundreds of millions of western sluts driven by greed and ambition letting their latchkey sons be raised by TV and violent games.
It’s going to be all too easy to convince them their mothers were soulless pigs and to do what must be done.
Thrice - Backdraft
March 6th, 2008 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c5fed5a08109
I’m pretty sure I don’t treat babies the same way I treat my boyfriend when I am angry with him… hmm. You’re argument fails once again Dick Head.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 74356172b85f4
I love and adore babies you piece of fucking scum, lmao you fucking facist piece of shit, women arent all alike, i dont have any pets i know when an animal is an animal and a human is a human.
If i ever fucking saw you i would kick your fucking ass, thats right i would beat the shit out of you and put it on the fucking internet. Your butt ass ugly, and useless what are you doing with your life? promoting hate?..shitbag..you honestly must be gay and im not just saying that either
April 8th, 2008 at 2:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: d421177384be7
This is one time, that I definitely have to agree… at least in my personal situation. I don’t like babies. I don’t like kids. I tolerate them when I have to be around them.
I am childfree and love it that way!!! I REFUSE to have kids.
(I’m not even interested in getting married (even though I’m fat);) Shackin’ is ok. I don’t want/need diamonds. I just wanna have fun! Nope, I’m not a lesbian, either. I’ve dated the same guy for 10 or 11 years (maybe 12, who’s counting?)
My boyfriend’s poor mom wants grandchildren. (OK, go buy some).
My boyfriend knows nothing about children and until recently, he would say “I’d kind of like to have a kid.”
He finally “saw the light” after we were stuck dealing with a kid for several hours at a friend’s house. The best words to ever hear him say: “It is kind of nice to send them back to their parents when you’re tired of them.” (I win!)
His mom has already started harassing her other son’s girlfriend (who’s in her 40’s).
I’ve told his mom “You have grand-snakes. What more could you want?”
Snakes are better than children! I don’t have to send them to school. I don’t have to clothe them. They eat about once every week or two. The poop only as often as they eat (so they are MUCH cleaner!).
Children? Babies? YUCK!!!
(I’ve just pissed off millions of women. Oh well… too bad I can’t piss them off enough to keep them out of amusement parks and quit ramming those god-forsaken baby strollers into the backs of my legs!)
April 8th, 2008 at 6:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 582c178e59f0d
I don’t know why but I find this site to be hilarious whether its real or not–I’m not offended at all. I’m not the only one, right?
April 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: d7a5f74c86212
Hey, Dick, paranoid much?
My God, with all the projecting you do, you should work in a movie theater.
April 20th, 2008 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 99008b41e8b37
so if you men are so good at raising children than why in most court cases for custody the mother gets the child…and the only reason you men have the time to do your other “hobbies” is because your never at home when the babie is crying, shitting, throwing up or hungry. you’re only there when its sleeping or happy…if you think its so easy why dont us woman just pack up and leave your dumb ass’s…i know my father couldnt have done it…he beat the shit out of me and if it wasnt for my mother i would have probally been dead…not all woman are the same and if you think so your ass dumb as the woman you talk about.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: ada3dffc55235
I love it when people have to resort to sarcasm because they can’t find a legitimate argument.
Very mature.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: ada3dffc55235
Hmm…If I were as chauvinistic as this fine example of maledom I would be scared as hell to let any women’s TEETH anywhere near my “cock”, because there would probably be a decent chance of me losing my ability to be a “penis wielding man”.
If you get my drift.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4e77762bd6698
“Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself.”
WHAT A JOKE.
Isn’t it always the guy that beats his wife and kids up out of rage? Yes, women usually get custody over the kids because they can control themselves and don’t punch anything that moves. This “Dick” (quite an appropriate name for him) proves this through all his ‘manly’ swearing and useless deivel which he uses to try and bring us women down. Most of it makes no sense at all anyway, so he can’t really be taken seriously.
You’re right, women can’t live without men. But you men cant live without us women.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6466b750d6b8b
Wow, that was intresting. A man and a woman should not be having sex if their not going to be life long partners. It takes two to raise a child in the best way, and single mothers and fathers depending on their devotion to leading a good life and safe invironment for their child do great! If your a man and your calling your babies mom a whore then that speeks a great deal about you, why would you sleep with someone like that, unless you just didn’t know, I know from experiance that sometimes it takes years to know the person your with is nothing but a nasty cheater. As a woman, I am the one that carried my child for nine months, I am the one who made sure my son had everything he needs and I would rather die than to be seperated from my son, if you are a good man, then in most cases you would not be in a sticky situation involving costady, you would be married allowing your child the best options for life, not worried about sleeping around or what you want, their are to manny selfish friken people out there
May 7th, 2008 at 11:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7580f87dec6e7
First and foremost: I love the octopus analogy. My friend and I were discussing the other day how we would love to be octopuses. Well, more human-like octopuses, but octopuses nonetheless.
Anyway. I’m wondering. Though most of the articles and comments on this site are written as stereotypes as opposed to generalizations, do the men who post here believe what they say of every woman on Earth?
Furthermore, as a complete side note, I’d like to state that the difference between stereotype and generalization is completely ridiculous, as it’s merely a change from “all” to “most.” And, apparently, generalizations are ok. Go figure.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 762e69eabd417
having a baby and raising it cause dad more intersted in the baby maker penis .my vagina pushed it out and i love my baby.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 762e69eabd417
my vagina pushed out two. paternal guy is so wrapped up in his own parents that he dont care about me or babies. I truly love the whole nurture thing. so i guess daddy can nurse his baby maker.Cause his mommy thinks hers is all that matters .cock donut love is all good. you know what i mean?
May 11th, 2008 at 2:11 am - IP Man-Hash: eb1b07d46f998
This guy talks shit. I am director and majority shareholder of a company I started myself, with my own finance. I also do the majority of cooking and cleaning at home. I have two children, one a baby who I adore and work from home so I can look after him. The other is at school. They are both boys and I love them. I earn equal money to my partner. This dick called Dick truley is a dick! Some women are money grabbing, shit-for-brain,baby-hating whores. But the majority are not.
May 11th, 2008 at 3:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac2a4a5cc387
Right on
May 12th, 2008 at 7:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
the women who raised you boys dont know how to raise kids………yeah i find this site really funny to……….dick wirte such funny stuff………keep posting more stuff dick…..i get a good laugh
May 13th, 2008 at 1:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: a52d0941cc11e
“Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.”
You have no concept of how to raise a child if that is how you think.
Not only do I have a young son (read 18months old) I work full time, go to school and have been in the military for the past 8 years. I have plenty of time for my son as well as a personal life and most women do too. So get off your high horse and come back to reality.