Women Hate Babies
Women hate children.
Remember that book Hillary Clinton wrote called “It takes a Village to Raise a Child”? I don’t know if that was the exact title. It’s not important enough of a thing for me to remember in that manner of detail. That was the point though; that women can’t raise children on their own. They need help and more importantly they need men.
Remember that movie Three Men and a Baby? I do remember that title exactly because that was a good fucking movie. What was the moral of that movie?
Men don’t need shit to raise shit — babies.
Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.
Women hate babies and children. That’s why women love little dogs so much — because they’re all fucking sick.
Want to know how you’ve really pissed off a woman? One good way to know is that fucking her isn’t like fucking a futon. She’s still terrible at it, but don’t feel bad about giving her credit for enthusiasm. Women need all the charity they can get.
Another good way to know if you’ve gotten under a woman’s skin is if she’s speaking to you like a child. When women are yelling and screaming, that’s about a 5 on the feminine anger scale. A 1 on the scale is the silent treatment. That lasts for about a week or until said woman figures out that’s the dumbest fucking way on Earth to show a man you’re upset with him. That’s like heaven to a man. It also has never lasted less than a week.
When a woman is talking to you like a child — very patronizingly and almost giddy with a repressed psycho-mania — that’s when you know you’ve pissed her off. By the way, that’s also when you know she’s about ten seconds away from pulling your pants off. That’s information you can use at your discretion.
That’s why women shouldn’t be allowed to raise babies on their own. They hate babies. Women treat people they hate the same way they treat children — patronizing and bubbly. Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself. Men treat babies differently than people they hate. That’s what I’m saying here.
It’s a myth that women like babies. They just want to have them. They want to have babies like they want to have purses and Starbuck’s. The only difference is you can’t sell babies on eBay.
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[quote]Did they manage to successfully sell any?[/quote]
@ Dick Well, since the police forces were run by men, probably not. But yeah, sick isn’t it.
@abaddon Incredibly sad, but see below.
@sony I mostly agree. I have one area of possible difference. What do you think about surrogate motherhood, provided that the egg doesn’t come from the woman bearing the child? (If you’re the Catholic Church, you’re horrified). My view is that it’s a fair exchange, and that it’s not ‘child trafficking’ but paying a woman for one of the very few things she has an absolute advantage over men in.
If it gives a couple that could otherwise not be able to reproduce — even a gay couple — I don’t see that as an altogether bad thing.
-wolfe
I find child trafficking a repugnant trade. At least the kids are probably better off away from parents that have them for cash. Unless, of course, it’s organ harvesting they’re bought for. Not unheard of.
Disgusting.
What it is is sad actually. The only responsiblity that you are required to have and women try to sell it.
-Strength and Honor-
That’s too much, wolfe — as in, that’s hilarious. Did they manage to successfully sell any?
-Dick
And as for the proof that women hate babies, please google ‘Postpartum depression’
As almost always, superbly said Dick. However, you seem to forget Law 1. (For new readers: 1. No matter how low you set the floor of expectations for a woman, she will inevitably fall below it.).
Babies for sale on Chinese E-bay:
Of course:
No surprise there. Well actually that’s not true. I am surprised.
Why weren’t they paying people 13k yuan to take the female babies off their hands?
-wolfe