Women Hate Babies
Women hate children.
Remember that book Hillary Clinton wrote called “It takes a Village to Raise a Child”? I don’t know if that was the exact title. It’s not important enough of a thing for me to remember in that manner of detail. That was the point though; that women can’t raise children on their own. They need help and more importantly they need men.
Remember that movie Three Men and a Baby? I do remember that title exactly because that was a good fucking movie. What was the moral of that movie?
Men don’t need shit to raise shit — babies.
Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.
Women hate babies and children. That’s why women love little dogs so much — because they’re all fucking sick.
Want to know how you’ve really pissed off a woman? One good way to know is that fucking her isn’t like fucking a futon. She’s still terrible at it, but don’t feel bad about giving her credit for enthusiasm. Women need all the charity they can get.
Another good way to know if you’ve gotten under a woman’s skin is if she’s speaking to you like a child. When women are yelling and screaming, that’s about a 5 on the feminine anger scale. A 1 on the scale is the silent treatment. That lasts for about a week or until said woman figures out that’s the dumbest fucking way on Earth to show a man you’re upset with him. That’s like heaven to a man. It also has never lasted less than a week.
When a woman is talking to you like a child — very patronizingly and almost giddy with a repressed psycho-mania — that’s when you know you’ve pissed her off. By the way, that’s also when you know she’s about ten seconds away from pulling your pants off. That’s information you can use at your discretion.
That’s why women shouldn’t be allowed to raise babies on their own. They hate babies. Women treat people they hate the same way they treat children — patronizing and bubbly. Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself. Men treat babies differently than people they hate. That’s what I’m saying here.
It’s a myth that women like babies. They just want to have them. They want to have babies like they want to have purses and Starbuck’s. The only difference is you can’t sell babies on eBay.
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i bet your a yankee
Because Americans don’t rule the world, right?
WRONG
Yeah, every mother I’ve known (granted I grew up in a upper middle class, fuck it, upper class by everyone’s standard) was some yuppie piece of shit who didn’t work, got fat, spent ton’s of money on their stupid shit, neglected their kids, and were utterly useless to the family. I practically raised my younger brother because my mom was too busy stuffing her fat face and buying antiques that cost over $10,000 apiece on my dad’s doctor income, WHILE complaining that she never should have married him and that she was only staying together for “the kids”.
Take out the mention of class and you have every mother ever.
little children under the care of single mothers should be in orphanages. Let some pros do it. without the father, mothers freak with —>little<— children.
she was on when she wrote this
women are build to raise kids inside them , outside , nurture them with their tits,and to gather food for them.
But sick bitches say women are build to compete against men not for what i just said , men are not build to raise kids at all ,not inside or outside , or anywhere .
Those women that compete against men will get burned!!!!
I do agree that women want babies like they want purses and starbuck’s. Women are fucking retarded when it comes to babies. They just want a baby because it’s cute, like a fucking purse. There is zero logic in women’s reasoning why they want children. All they see is that it is cute like a pair of shoes. Let me tell you how retarded women are, my girlfriend bought a pair of heels based off of how cute they were. Ends up she could not walk in them for more than 10 minutes because they were so uncomfortable. I asked her why she bought them if they were so uncomfortable and she said because they were cute. What kind of stupid shit is that!!?? I told her she was fucking retarded just like every other woman. Women make stupid decisions based off of emotion and not logic. They love more worthless shit than any species ever. I agree with your comment that women should not be able to vote. Since women have been able to vote, the size of government has exploded. It was an actual sientific study that was done. You know why?? Because women need a man to take care of them and the government is that man. Look at all of these tax wasting bullshit programs to take care of worthless women. Women need security and the government is the way to do it. Makes me fucking sick!!!
Yeah, every mother I’ve known (granted I grew up in a upper middle class, fuck it, upper class by everyone’s standard) was some yuppie piece of shit who didn’t work, got fat, spent ton’s of money on their stupid shit, neglected their kids, and were utterly useless to the family. I practically raised my younger brother because my mom was too busy stuffing her fat face and buying antiques that cost over $10,000 apiece on my dad’s doctor income, WHILE complaining that she never should have married him and that she was only staying together for “the kids”.
im sure your just great at raising children, faggot. i bet you were there for the kid 100% of the time making sure mommy did it right. to bad she screwed up so much.
Men like you, or anyone like you for that matter who talks such shit deserve to be treated and spoken to like a baby because they are acting and behaving like babies. You’ve never raised a child before so why are you saying that you, or other men can do a better job.
Noone who swears when writing articles gets taken seriously. People who write like that sound like whiny children with too much time on their hands.
If woman are so crap at everything, then why aren’t you gay because they’re obviously not worthy to you.
Not really true, I raised my brother and I know most of the dad’s in my social circle basically did the same while their wives wasted money and didn’t work.
Me, the fact that I still screw women is because I’m biologically programmed to do so. I enjoy it, and won’t deny myself that. It doesn’t change the fact that women are crap at everything though.
You know, I used to hold it against my stepdad for actively demonstrating to me the very point you’re making above, Dick. You add an entertaining, wise-cracking talent as you convey this truth, but-there’s nothing more horrible than abused children, and that’s the evening news. True story: my stepdad used to ‘horseplay’ around w/ me right after he married my mom, I was about 4. Hey, thanks for showing me affection and attention dad! Then he did a couple things I didn’t understand, like hold his hand over my face like he was going to smother me. He did this right w/ my mom watching. My mom did nothing-that was his point. Ofcourse, I came to know he would never actually kill me, so I learned not panic when he did that. It stopped, ‘cus-he found out what he needed to know about the ‘charity case’ /recipient of my child support checks.
The other thing he did while we were out in a cabin cruiser he had just swapped for out on a major river was take the boat all the way down to a nearby dam. He then began discussing w/ my mother if it would be advantageous to throw me into falls. I’m not sure if he realizes to this day that at the age of four, I was indeed aware that they were quibbling for my life (I salute my real old man for keeping them funds coming in, what a life-saver he was)! After he had her glazed over and stunned w/ the possiblity that it could easily be dissed off as accidental-he picked me up and held me over the edge of the boat. She was like “no, wait, wait”.
He used to like to get my mom in hysterics when she was preggers w/my sister too, by driving wild on icy roads. Why did she not trust his ability?
Hell, I learned how to drive on ice by feel from the back seat.
He’s just got an instinct for parenting, that’s all.
“Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.”
You have no concept of how to raise a child if that is how you think.
Not only do I have a young son (read 18months old) I work full time, go to school and have been in the military for the past 8 years. I have plenty of time for my son as well as a personal life and most women do too. So get off your high horse and come back to reality.
the women who raised you boys dont know how to raise kids………yeah i find this site really funny to……….dick wirte such funny stuff………keep posting more stuff dick…..i get a good laugh
Right on
This guy talks shit. I am director and majority shareholder of a company I started myself, with my own finance. I also do the majority of cooking and cleaning at home. I have two children, one a baby who I adore and work from home so I can look after him. The other is at school. They are both boys and I love them. I earn equal money to my partner. This dick called Dick truley is a dick! Some women are money grabbing, shit-for-brain,baby-hating whores. But the majority are not.
my vagina pushed out two. paternal guy is so wrapped up in his own parents that he dont care about me or babies. I truly love the whole nurture thing. so i guess daddy can nurse his baby maker.Cause his mommy thinks hers is all that matters .cock donut love is all good. you know what i mean?
having a baby and raising it cause dad more intersted in the baby maker penis .my vagina pushed it out and i love my baby.
First and foremost: I love the octopus analogy. My friend and I were discussing the other day how we would love to be octopuses. Well, more human-like octopuses, but octopuses nonetheless.
Anyway. I’m wondering. Though most of the articles and comments on this site are written as stereotypes as opposed to generalizations, do the men who post here believe what they say of every woman on Earth?
Furthermore, as a complete side note, I’d like to state that the difference between stereotype and generalization is completely ridiculous, as it’s merely a change from “all” to “most.” And, apparently, generalizations are ok. Go figure.
Wow, that was intresting. A man and a woman should not be having sex if their not going to be life long partners. It takes two to raise a child in the best way, and single mothers and fathers depending on their devotion to leading a good life and safe invironment for their child do great! If your a man and your calling your babies mom a whore then that speeks a great deal about you, why would you sleep with someone like that, unless you just didn’t know, I know from experiance that sometimes it takes years to know the person your with is nothing but a nasty cheater. As a woman, I am the one that carried my child for nine months, I am the one who made sure my son had everything he needs and I would rather die than to be seperated from my son, if you are a good man, then in most cases you would not be in a sticky situation involving costady, you would be married allowing your child the best options for life, not worried about sleeping around or what you want, their are to manny selfish friken people out there
OK. when it comes down to it either a man or women can be a bad perant. just depends on how lazy and selfish they are. i live with my domestic partener whom i have two sons with. when my first born was well…born…his mother just didntknow what to do…she acted out in anger and frustraion and took it out on him becuase she was so over whelmed. when he got a little older and began talking and acting like a child his mother showered him with love. as for our second born, he is always abused. both verbally and physically. he was 3 months premature and had many struggles which he over came by the grace of something…and she wails on him for no real reason. he has bruises and shit on his head all the time and i have to change doctors appts becuase of that. my first born is even learning that my second born is beneath him for he too hits him which is normal for brothers but knowing that it started so early makes me sick…i do all the dirty work yet i have no spine to kick her out because she is incapable and would be like kicking out a 10 year old who doesnt know how to get by…she had one job at 21 for 7 days and got fired because a customer mad her mad…the problem is she puts herself before everyone else…even her babies and now as i try to show her the error of her ways she somehow justifies her actions with an uncontrolable hatred for her son once again she treats her first born nicely at this point im at a loss
Get video proof of her child abuse contact social service and divorce her. In more enlightened times or other parts of this world she would be stoned to death.
Another day of you standing silently by is testament to your uselessness.
“Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself.”
WHAT A JOKE.
Isn’t it always the guy that beats his wife and kids up out of rage? Yes, women usually get custody over the kids because they can control themselves and don’t punch anything that moves. This “Dick” (quite an appropriate name for him) proves this through all his ‘manly’ swearing and useless deivel which he uses to try and bring us women down. Most of it makes no sense at all anyway, so he can’t really be taken seriously.
You’re right, women can’t live without men. But you men cant live without us women.
Hmm…If I were as chauvinistic as this fine example of maledom I would be scared as hell to let any women’s TEETH anywhere near my “cock”, because there would probably be a decent chance of me losing my ability to be a “penis wielding man”.
If you get my drift.
I love it when people have to resort to sarcasm because they can’t find a legitimate argument.
Very mature.
so if you men are so good at raising children than why in most court cases for custody the mother gets the child…and the only reason you men have the time to do your other “hobbies” is because your never at home when the babie is crying, shitting, throwing up or hungry. you’re only there when its sleeping or happy…if you think its so easy why dont us woman just pack up and leave your dumb ass’s…i know my father couldnt have done it…he beat the shit out of me and if it wasnt for my mother i would have probally been dead…not all woman are the same and if you think so your ass dumb as the woman you talk about.