Women Hate Babies
Women hate children.
Remember that book Hillary Clinton wrote called “It takes a Village to Raise a Child”? I don’t know if that was the exact title. It’s not important enough of a thing for me to remember in that manner of detail. That was the point though; that women can’t raise children on their own. They need help and more importantly they need men.
Remember that movie Three Men and a Baby? I do remember that title exactly because that was a good fucking movie. What was the moral of that movie?
Men don’t need shit to raise shit — babies.
Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.
Women hate babies and children. That’s why women love little dogs so much — because they’re all fucking sick.
Want to know how you’ve really pissed off a woman? One good way to know is that fucking her isn’t like fucking a futon. She’s still terrible at it, but don’t feel bad about giving her credit for enthusiasm. Women need all the charity they can get.
Another good way to know if you’ve gotten under a woman’s skin is if she’s speaking to you like a child. When women are yelling and screaming, that’s about a 5 on the feminine anger scale. A 1 on the scale is the silent treatment. That lasts for about a week or until said woman figures out that’s the dumbest fucking way on Earth to show a man you’re upset with him. That’s like heaven to a man. It also has never lasted less than a week.
When a woman is talking to you like a child — very patronizingly and almost giddy with a repressed psycho-mania — that’s when you know you’ve pissed her off. By the way, that’s also when you know she’s about ten seconds away from pulling your pants off. That’s information you can use at your discretion.
That’s why women shouldn’t be allowed to raise babies on their own. They hate babies. Women treat people they hate the same way they treat children — patronizing and bubbly. Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself. Men treat babies differently than people they hate. That’s what I’m saying here.
It’s a myth that women like babies. They just want to have them. They want to have babies like they want to have purses and Starbuck’s. The only difference is you can’t sell babies on eBay.
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June 15th, 2007 at 3:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
“Cheating is just like getting pregnant it is 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time”
-Dick Masterson
Personally, I fail to see how carrying 1 species along for it’s own good is opression. California Condors are kept only in certain areas, are protected by law, and bred all for their own good. Is that oppression?
Don’t answer that, it’s a rhetorical question.
July 24th, 2007 at 7:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
Excellent post man. Yes, this site is here to…in a way.. create awareness. One day, men of the future will bow down on their knees and thank Dick for what he has done. God bless you, great man of mans. I dont care how little a difference it is making Fem. People ARE getting more aware. Men ARE rising. The age of women will pass faster than it has even begun. We will triumph.
July 31st, 2007 at 4:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 473ed27833406
The opinion that one sex of the human species is inferior to the other is ignorant.
July 31st, 2007 at 9:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0beddbf577500
The opinion that you have the right to speak without getting stoned is preposterous.
July 31st, 2007 at 9:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0beddbf577500
In the end dalsgaard it takes violence or memorable actions in meat space to make the powerful quake in their golden boots and shit golden eggs you can chuck at their thick fucking skulls.
Not fucking websites or papers or brochures.
This site is good for recruiting and not another god damned thing.
All with power fear to lose it and won’t without blood.
July 31st, 2007 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: f618d3a941f24
You’re probably a fatass and the unfortunate occurance of you having a man in your life is what makes you live. You women would be nowhere at all without a man in your life. And how do you show gratitude? By insulting him for being in your life.
So YOU made a bad choice. Men are better than women.
Women suck as people.
July 31st, 2007 at 10:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: f618d3a941f24
You are correct that it is ignorant to hold such an opinion when it’s obviously factual and therefore it shouldn’t be considered an opinion.
women hate the truth
August 1st, 2007 at 4:12 am - IP Man-Hash: a8014d2ff3afb
A national organisation of men should be set up wtih Dick as President. The patriachy must not fall!
October 16th, 2007 at 12:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 7cff7535f53d1
There has never been any oppression other than the oppression women brought on themselves because of the limited females brain.. Female you are a retard and I agree with Necro that you should be drawn and quartered.
have you ever drawn and quartered a woman Billy? or do you just go round saying someone should do this? but you have no backbone and couldn’t actually do this yourself
do you even know what it is spineless bully?
October 16th, 2007 at 1:13 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Aww…he’s spineless because he insulted you on a male site.
October 18th, 2007 at 9:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f679f9371b1a
Funny thing about this article is that i have read some quotes from famous ancient sages/philosophers who say the same thing about how women actually dont love the man they marry or children they give birth to. The Buddha himself said that a woman cant become enlightened unless she transforms into a man.
Well done Dick you have exposed a very higher truth.
You can find these articles if you follow this link: http://www.theabsolute.net/minefield/preview.html#mfpsych
October 23rd, 2007 at 5:31 am - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
….*punches Himmler*
No. NO. HELL NO. There SHOULD be LESS women like her. No, none!! She is a plague, a plague amongst plagues actually. She should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Dont encourage her!
That would be “fewer” not LESS, stupid, uneducated PRICK.
I see you insecure Nazis are continuing your anti-female drivel. What don’t you ugly sacks of shit do the best thing for the world and drive an ax through your worthless fathers’ skulls? What did those abusive pieces of shit DO to you as children, anyways? LOL
October 23rd, 2007 at 5:33 am - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
Is Dick still not turning over his wasteful, pathetic existence over to the Lord?
Sad, what a sad, ugly, dumbo. Does he still smell and fantasize about fucking his sister?
Weird prick should be locked up.
October 23rd, 2007 at 5:34 am - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
No wonder all your mothers wished they aborted you.
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Hahahahahha. Fuck you, dumb whore. The superior gender is engaging in discourse. Why dont you fuck away? You think we will *gasps* change ? You have just proven every fucking thing that Dick has said on this site. Well done, bitch.
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 6003efa274e64
She floated up from the bottom of the barrel…clearly a female of low desirability and quality. She’ll be a fatty too, and probably a single mother on welfare.
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:02 am - IP Man-Hash: f0218cf4532b7
Notice how the fembot goes into Momma Murdering Mode.
When they don’t like the outcome they seek to kill it.
Women have no brains, no compassion, no sense.
Women suck as humans
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5361d3d5df551
Typical feminist drivel. Why talk to it?
-Strength and Honor-
November 6th, 2007 at 8:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
The reason men can still have hobbies and fuck every thing in sight while still being a “good” parent is because no one expects a lot out of dads’. They are the ones that take off on their kids. They are the reason why their young daughters are sleeping around and why their sons will never feel they are good enough and turn out like.. well you. Single moms are expected to be both mom, dad & until they are 8 santa claus. Single dad’s are not expected to be more than just a dad. The good ones, the one’s worth anyone’s respect are the one’s who desire to be everything to their kids and don’t care about when they will get laid next.
November 6th, 2007 at 8:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
Funny how you spew out all that bullshit. Single dads raise children much better than single mums. This is a proven fact as the crimininality rate of children under single dads is WAY lower than those raised by single mums.