Women Hate Babies

Women hate children.

Remember that book Hillary Clinton wrote called “It takes a Village to Raise a Child”? I don’t know if that was the exact title. It’s not important enough of a thing for me to remember in that manner of detail. That was the point though; that women can’t raise children on their own. They need help and more importantly they need men.

Remember that movie Three Men and a Baby? I do remember that title exactly because that was a good fucking movie. What was the moral of that movie?

Men don’t need shit to raise shit — babies.

Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.

Women hate babies and children. That’s why women love little dogs so much — because they’re all fucking sick.

Want to know how you’ve really pissed off a woman? One good way to know is that fucking her isn’t like fucking a futon. She’s still terrible at it, but don’t feel bad about giving her credit for enthusiasm. Women need all the charity they can get.

Another good way to know if you’ve gotten under a woman’s skin is if she’s speaking to you like a child. When women are yelling and screaming, that’s about a 5 on the feminine anger scale. A 1 on the scale is the silent treatment. That lasts for about a week or until said woman figures out that’s the dumbest fucking way on Earth to show a man you’re upset with him. That’s like heaven to a man. It also has never lasted less than a week.

When a woman is talking to you like a child — very patronizingly and almost giddy with a repressed psycho-mania — that’s when you know you’ve pissed her off. By the way, that’s also when you know she’s about ten seconds away from pulling your pants off. That’s information you can use at your discretion.

That’s why women shouldn’t be allowed to raise babies on their own. They hate babies. Women treat people they hate the same way they treat children — patronizing and bubbly. Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself. Men treat babies differently than people they hate. That’s what I’m saying here.

It’s a myth that women like babies. They just want to have them. They want to have babies like they want to have purses and Starbuck’s. The only difference is you can’t sell babies on eBay.

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  1. Billy Says:

    Luka said:

    …yet the question I would like to know is - how long will it take for women to wake up to the situation? I believe once both genders have their eyes open to the nature of the problem there may be a shift in how gender is treated. But then, maybe I am being far too optimistic? Not sure if I really answered your questions, abbaddon, by all means ask me to clarify if need be.

    Cheers

    -Luka

    While this post almost put me to sleep.
    I have to answer this portion. Women will never wake up to the said problems because women are only concerned with themselves.
    Men are genuinely concerned with women and children and women exploit this to the fullest.

    Men will just have to put a stop to the nonsense one way or another.

  2. wolfe Says:

    … said:

    i wish i was a guy…
    being a girl sucks…
    y did i have 2 b a girl! im not gonna have kids anyway. gross. i absolutley hate babies!!!

    … , if that is your real name, there is nothing wrong with being a girl. (assuming you really are one, and not just being a troll).

    Yes, men are better than women. No, that doesn’t mean that women are bad. Strive to be the best human being that you can be. Know your limitations (anyone have a link to that video?). Recognize your strengths.

    Too much self-esteem is a horrible and dangerous affliction for a woman, but too little is almost as bad. (Both are bad for men as well, but the impact is quite different).

    You appear to suffer from the latter. I would guess this is because you don’t have an active father in your life (but who knows).

    Like many women, you hate babies, but at least you are honest about this.

    My advice is get as much education as you are willing and able to get (and afford). Work hard, and try and do something for the community in which you live. No, I’m not preaching socialism — this should be voluntary — but, for example, visit the elderly in a nursing home. Or volunteer in a soup kitchen. Don’t do so to puff up a resume, but rather to enrich your life.

    Even if you are an avowed atheist, you will find there is more in the heavens and earth than is dreamt of in thy philosophy, Horatia aka ‘…’ .

    -wolfe

  3. Aaron Says:

    aparently all the feminists sites have to talk about is this awseme website.

  4. sonyad Says:

    Do post some links to the incensed cows. It ought to be a barrel of laughs.

  5. ... Says:

    no im not saying that girls are bad , its just because im a tomboy and i just cant stand their bitchyness , & their saying : “omg i broke a nail!” or “omg my hair is ruined!” at school im always like “get over it”… i go to an all girls school & i only have 2 friends who are also tomboys…
    but my science teacher said that girls are smarter then guys & they live longer! thats something im proud about Lol

  6. gwallan Says:

    … said:

    no im not saying that girls are bad , its just because im a tomboy and i just cant stand their bitchyness , & their saying : “omg i broke a nail!” or “omg my hair is ruined!” at school im always like “get over it”… i go to an all girls school & i only have 2 friends who are also tomboys…
    but my science teacher said that girls are smarter then guys & they live longer! thats something im proud about Lol

    … forget feminism and believe that your science teacher is wrong and right in that order(I bet it’s a woman).
    Don’t let feminists tell you what you should be. Do what is right for YOU. If you’re happy being a tomboy then go for it. Be the best you can at what you want to be. Don’t worry about what others say. They are only concerned with forcing you to be what they want.
    The important thing is that in whatever YOU choose to do that YOU do it as well, and as honestly, as YOU can.

  7. Christian J Says:

    “If you’re happy being a tomboy then go for it. Be the best you can at what you want to be.”

    And if your real lucky, you may be able to grow some balls and behave like a real human.

  8. joanna Says:

    you are so wrong about this. if you don’t change your mind, then at least you should know that a single woman can raise a child better than 10 men can.

  9. son of the suns Says:

    joanna said:

    you are so wrong about this. if you don’t change your mind, then at least you should know that a single woman can raise a child better than 10 men can.

    I know statistics, literacy, or reality aren’t of high concern for the Goddess species, but those do show that single mother households are 19? times more likely to have the child go to prison than single father households.

    So unless a “better” life is watching your whore mother suck cock for drugs and groceries in a ghetto or trailer park, you fail it.

  10. sonyad Says:

    Men owe a great deal to women and should pay them great deference and reverence.

    Were it not for women, we’d drown in money.

  11. wolfe Says:

    Interestingly, children in households where the absent father is highly and appropriately respected and honored by the mother and children (typically where the mother was widowed) do not suffer these same problems.

    Even dead men are manly, I guess.
    -wolfe

  12. gwallan Says:

    joanna said:

    you are so wrong about this. if you don’t change your mind, then at least you should know that a single woman can raise a child better than 10 men can.

    son of the suns said:
    I know statistics, literacy, or reality aren’t of high concern for the Goddess species, but those do show that single mother households are 19? times more likely to have the child go to prison than single father households.

    So unless a “better” life is watching your whore mother suck cock for drugs and groceries in a ghetto or trailer park, you fail it.

    @joanna
    The reality doesn’t back you up here. sots was close.
    Divorce and Fatherhood Statistics

    Some highlights

    …children from a fatherless home are:
    5 times more likely to commit suicide
    32 times more likely to run away
    20 times more likely to have behavioral disorders
    14 times more likely to commit rape
    9 times more likely to drop out of school
    10 times more likely to abuse chemical substances
    9 times more likely to end up in a state operated institution
    20 times more likely to end up in prison

  13. son of the suns Says:

    gwallan, how dare you introduce statistics that dispute joanna’s emotional outburst in defense of women using children like property and doing whatever the hell they want with them!!

    No in seriousness, I knew of all those stats except the rape part. But if you know rape is a crime of anger not of high testosterone/savage sociobiology, then it makes perfect sense that the most likely rapist would have been doomed to be raised by some single cunt who chased his father away.

  14. Lisa Says:

    It’s true women hate babies, I’m a woman and I hate babies.

  15. diamatik Says:

    shut up.

  16. Necroswordsman Says:

    diamatik said:

    shut up.

    That never works because women never fucking listen. So let them embarass themselves.

  17. Billy Says:

    Stats also show that many rapist have Mothers who were prositutes.

  18. Necroswordsman Says:

    Billy said:

    Stats also show that many rapist have Mothers who were prositutes.

    Makes complete sense.

  19. sonyad Says:

    wolfe said:

    [...]

    Even dead men are manly, I guess.
    -wolfe

    Indeed they are.

    - paul oakenfold - swordfish - 002 - the word

  20. Kezrek Says:

    It’s not women - it’s humans. Anyone who enforces their old views on the next generation is a fucking stubborn pig-faced backwards-thinking hopeless waste of carbon and time. Men do all these things too. There is an exception to every single opinion, and if that’s not realized, then human beings will never be great.

    You’ve all had bad experiences, bad memories, bad connections, and bad dealings with someone and you have allowed a single cancerous cell of prejudice to spread throughout your body like a diseased lymphatic system. You are weak because of your hate. The opposite of love is not hate. It is discord.

    Lots of women do stupid things. Lots of men do stupid things. Every day in this country a man stabs a baby. It’s happened twice today in my state. But alongside that, a teenaged girl didn’t stop at a stop sign and died in a ditch.

    Anyone who holds spite for stupid, insignificant reasons has no life, and I really hope you don’t continue your views to the next generation. Humans shouldn’t be two genders. Humans should be HUMANS. If you can’t ignore things that disgust you, you will not improve yourself and thus you will be trapped in your opinonated, closed-minded pit for the rest of your life.

    I’m human. Not a gender. My math teacher gave a presentation to our school all about genders. One phrase stated: “There are as many genders as there are people in this world.”

    Your little rants up on this website are only talking about a very empty word. All it talks about are humans who hold XX alleles. And if you generalize that much, and are that inconsiderate, your brain is likely as powerful as a walnut. Good day, my fellow humans, and good luck.

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