Women Hate Babies

Women hate children.

Remember that book Hillary Clinton wrote called “It takes a Village to Raise a Child”? I don’t know if that was the exact title. It’s not important enough of a thing for me to remember in that manner of detail. That was the point though; that women can’t raise children on their own. They need help and more importantly they need men.

Remember that movie Three Men and a Baby? I do remember that title exactly because that was a good fucking movie. What was the moral of that movie?

Men don’t need shit to raise shit — babies.

Women fucking suck at raising children. Men can raise children, work full time jobs, maintain hobbies like drinking and bowling, and all while saving time to chase tail. That’s because men are men. We’re better parents and when it comes to living life we’re like octopuses on crack; our tentacles in one hundred different pies.

Women hate babies and children. That’s why women love little dogs so much — because they’re all fucking sick.

Want to know how you’ve really pissed off a woman? One good way to know is that fucking her isn’t like fucking a futon. She’s still terrible at it, but don’t feel bad about giving her credit for enthusiasm. Women need all the charity they can get.

Another good way to know if you’ve gotten under a woman’s skin is if she’s speaking to you like a child. When women are yelling and screaming, that’s about a 5 on the feminine anger scale. A 1 on the scale is the silent treatment. That lasts for about a week or until said woman figures out that’s the dumbest fucking way on Earth to show a man you’re upset with him. That’s like heaven to a man. It also has never lasted less than a week.

When a woman is talking to you like a child — very patronizingly and almost giddy with a repressed psycho-mania — that’s when you know you’ve pissed her off. By the way, that’s also when you know she’s about ten seconds away from pulling your pants off. That’s information you can use at your discretion.

That’s why women shouldn’t be allowed to raise babies on their own. They hate babies. Women treat people they hate the same way they treat children — patronizing and bubbly. Men don’t ever pull that kind of shit. When a man is upset, he calmly, cooly, and sternly explains himself. Men treat babies differently than people they hate. That’s what I’m saying here.

It’s a myth that women like babies. They just want to have them. They want to have babies like they want to have purses and Starbuck’s. The only difference is you can’t sell babies on eBay.

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Comment by son of the suns
2007-03-22 15:13:50

Kezrek you’re braindead.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-03-22 15:07:39

Kezrek said:

Another victim of wimmens studies. They have been taught that there is no difference in genders. But then holding fast to
the chivlarous notion that men shouldn’t hit a woman. Why because men are stronger than women. Face it, men are better than women.

Some man stabs a baby everyday in this country? What a crock of shit.
The facts show that Mothers abuse children twice as often as anyone else. It more like everyday some Mother harms her children.
Women are not human for they are like fleshbots with no reasoning skills.

 
Comment by Fredrik
2007-03-22 13:38:12

Dr Phil much?

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-03-22 12:34:18

No House or Trance is too much.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-03-22 10:05:55

^ pure horseshit.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2007-03-22 10:03:07

Kezrek said:

You’ve all had bad experiences, bad memories, bad connections, and bad dealings with someone and you have allowed a single cancerous cell of prejudice to spread throughout your body like a diseased lymphatic system.

Too much House I think.

-Dick

 
Comment by Kezrek
2007-03-22 08:51:39

It’s not women - it’s humans. Anyone who enforces their old views on the next generation is a fucking stubborn pig-faced backwards-thinking hopeless waste of carbon and time. Men do all these things too. There is an exception to every single opinion, and if that’s not realized, then human beings will never be great.

You’ve all had bad experiences, bad memories, bad connections, and bad dealings with someone and you have allowed a single cancerous cell of prejudice to spread throughout your body like a diseased lymphatic system. You are weak because of your hate. The opposite of love is not hate. It is discord.

Lots of women do stupid things. Lots of men do stupid things. Every day in this country a man stabs a baby. It’s happened twice today in my state. But alongside that, a teenaged girl didn’t stop at a stop sign and died in a ditch.

Anyone who holds spite for stupid, insignificant reasons has no life, and I really hope you don’t continue your views to the next generation. Humans shouldn’t be two genders. Humans should be HUMANS. If you can’t ignore things that disgust you, you will not improve yourself and thus you will be trapped in your opinonated, closed-minded pit for the rest of your life.

I’m human. Not a gender. My math teacher gave a presentation to our school all about genders. One phrase stated: “There are as many genders as there are people in this world.”

Your little rants up on this website are only talking about a very empty word. All it talks about are humans who hold XX alleles. And if you generalize that much, and are that inconsiderate, your brain is likely as powerful as a walnut. Good day, my fellow humans, and good luck.

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-02-10 18:43:14

wolfe said:

[...]

Even dead men are manly, I guess.
-wolfe

Indeed they are.

- paul oakenfold - swordfish - 002 - the word

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-02-10 14:25:50

Billy said:

Stats also show that many rapist have Mothers who were prositutes.

Makes complete sense.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-02-09 20:32:25

Stats also show that many rapist have Mothers who were prositutes.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-02-09 19:18:20

diamatik said:

shut up.

That never works because women never fucking listen. So let them embarass themselves.

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-02-09 18:00:03

shut up.

 
Comment by Lisa
2007-02-09 08:37:01

It’s true women hate babies, I’m a woman and I hate babies.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2006-11-03 20:48:46

gwallan, how dare you introduce statistics that dispute joanna’s emotional outburst in defense of women using children like property and doing whatever the hell they want with them!!

No in seriousness, I knew of all those stats except the rape part. But if you know rape is a crime of anger not of high testosterone/savage sociobiology, then it makes perfect sense that the most likely rapist would have been doomed to be raised by some single cunt who chased his father away.

 
Comment by gwallan
2006-11-03 15:58:08

joanna said:

you are so wrong about this. if you don’t change your mind, then at least you should know that a single woman can raise a child better than 10 men can.

son of the suns said:
I know statistics, literacy, or reality aren’t of high concern for the Goddess species, but those do show that single mother households are 19? times more likely to have the child go to prison than single father households.

So unless a “better” life is watching your whore mother suck cock for drugs and groceries in a ghetto or trailer park, you fail it.

@joanna
The reality doesn’t back you up here. sots was close.
Divorce and Fatherhood Statistics

Some highlights

…children from a fatherless home are:
5 times more likely to commit suicide
32 times more likely to run away
20 times more likely to have behavioral disorders
14 times more likely to commit rape
9 times more likely to drop out of school
10 times more likely to abuse chemical substances
9 times more likely to end up in a state operated institution
20 times more likely to end up in prison

 
Comment by wolfe
2006-11-03 15:50:38

Interestingly, children in households where the absent father is highly and appropriately respected and honored by the mother and children (typically where the mother was widowed) do not suffer these same problems.

Even dead men are manly, I guess.
-wolfe

 
Comment by sonyad
2006-11-02 14:42:38

Men owe a great deal to women and should pay them great deference and reverence.

Were it not for women, we’d drown in money.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2006-11-02 13:18:06

joanna said:

you are so wrong about this. if you don’t change your mind, then at least you should know that a single woman can raise a child better than 10 men can.

I know statistics, literacy, or reality aren’t of high concern for the Goddess species, but those do show that single mother households are 19? times more likely to have the child go to prison than single father households.

So unless a “better” life is watching your whore mother suck cock for drugs and groceries in a ghetto or trailer park, you fail it.

 
Comment by joanna
2006-11-02 13:07:06

you are so wrong about this. if you don’t change your mind, then at least you should know that a single woman can raise a child better than 10 men can.

 
Comment by Christian J
2006-09-30 21:07:42

“If you’re happy being a tomboy then go for it. Be the best you can at what you want to be.”

And if your real lucky, you may be able to grow some balls and behave like a real human.

 
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