Coach Was Filmed Before A Man Studio Audience
A few days ago, I was struck with a chilly sensation that went directly from my balls to my brain. That sensation is called a manpiphany, and as a man I get these manpiphanies all the time. It’s like menopausal women and hot flashes. The only difference is someone still wants to fuck me.
Within a manpiphany is a universe of thought and invention. Manpiphanies are why men are closer than women to God. One day, I invented both fire and the wheel in separate manpiphanies. I doubled my Man Points. Lucky for me, some man had already invented them both several thousand years ago. I had lots of other shit to do and getting that job done myself would have been a caveman-sized pain in my ass.
My latest manpiphany told me that men are better than women at being coaches. Sports coaches, life coaches, coach drivers; you name it, if you can stick ‘coach’ in it, men are better than women.
Women are so bad at coaching, they couldn’t coach a Sloshball team; they couldn’t coach a pack of pit bulls through a leg-humping contest. Women couldn’t coach a real estate entrepreneur if it was 1803 he was in the middle of the Louisiana Fucking Purchase.
Want to know why porn seems to fake? It’s because all porno starlets go to female acting coaches. These coaches are called their mothers.
Let’s take a look at little kid’s football teams. Women can’t coach those and that’s the lowest level of coaching there is.
Actually, that’s the hardest level of coaching.
When children are small is when they need the most coaching! That’s why men are always jumping around flipping the fuck out at little kids’ football games. Children are like sponges. Say ‘fuck’ a few times around one and see for yourself. If children don’t pick up the fundamentals of passing and running while they’re young, before they turn into brick headed teenagers, then they’re never going to make a billion dollars selling anti-perspirant. And if that doesn’t happen, you’re a bad parent.
The only thing women are good for at little kid’s sporting events is going to Walgreen’s and buying some cupcakes. What are women going to do when Walgreen’s starts delivering? The same thing women did when the dishwashing and clothes-washing machine were invented: sit on their fat fucking asses.
That’s called a womanpiphay; when a woman realizes in the sludge of her female shit-matter brain that she won’t have to do some job ever again.
Women are shitty coaches because they’re poor motivators. The only thing women have at their disposal for purposes of motivation is lackluster sex. I wouldn’t even delete that sentence for lackluster sex. Once I figured that out, I asked a bunch of women why women make terrible coaches — just for laughs. I wanted to see what kind of stupid shit they would say.
“Women coaches think about things way too much.”
“Women coaches always want to talk about why you did what you did wrong. They don’t just say what you did wrong.”
“One time, one of my female coaches tried to have sex with me.”
As if a man would ever dream of doing that. Sports are sacred to us men. We would never mix them with silly and base sexual indiscretions. Women, like usual, just can’t keep it in their pants.
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Let a woman in your life…..
And your sabatical is through.
She’ll redecorate your home,
from the cellar to the dome,
then go on to the enthralling fun of over-hauling YOU.
Let a woman in your life…..
And you’re up against a wall.
Make a plan and you will find,
She has something else in mind,
And so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all.
You want to talk of Keats or Milton.
She only wants to talk of “love”.
You’ll go to watch a game or concert,
and spend it searching for her GLOVE.
Let a woman in your life.
And you invite eternal strife.
Let them buy their wedding bands,
for their anxious little hands…..
….. I’d be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a woman in my life.
- My Fair Lady.
(Best Picture 1964)
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“Want to know why porn seems to fake? It’s because all porno starlets go to female acting coaches. These coaches are called their mothers.”
Hahaha
It IS fake you moron. They’re getting paid to entertain desperate, illusional men such as yourself. Men BUY into this CRAP and think the woman is actually enjoying it.
By the way idiot, porn is DIRECTED BY MEN.
W)M
Nothing “fake” about it.
PORN IS DIRECTED BY MEN AND CATERS TO MEN.
But its very real. And all the women in it are REAL WHORES who LOVE to be treated like whores. Whores who thank men for the opportunity to treat them like subservient little sluts VOLUNTARLY.
And the men don’t even need to know their names, force them into it, or LIKE them either.
An entire billion-dollar VERY REAL INDUSTRY is built on the concept of men hammering women’s pussy’s ball-deep and glazing them like a fucking donut.
Nothing fake about it.
What’s FAKE is when a woman says “I won’t have sex UNLESS a man takes me out 3 times first”…. and pretending she is *NOT* a whore.
I don’t give a FLYING FUCK what caters to men. That fucking shit is FAKE and EVERYBODY knows the woman FAKES orgasm 99% of the time. SHE’S getting PAID to ACT that way. Just like a regular actress gets paid to act in movies.
See how men are fucking stupid. They actually think that crap is REAL life.
Ooooh, aaaah, oooh, aaah, yeah o yeah right there,
W)M
This “usemenony” skank is the dumb cunt of the week.
Since when do women (all whores) get to whine and complain about their orgasms being fake???
• Do these women go out of their way to show MEN a good time??
• Do these women buy men diamond rings to ask for permission to love them?
Do these women offer men money or PAY when the waiter drops the check??
No.
So women have no business whining or complaining about their orgasms… especially when every fucking woman WORKS HER ASS OFF TO TRY AND CHEAT MEN OUT OF SEX.
You want an orgasm?
Go fist your skank snatch right to the elbow, pig.
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
MANSWER: Because they think men care.
One step ahead of your USELESS, MINDLESS games.
ALWAYS one step AHEAD of you motherfuckers.
You wanna play?………….then fuckin PAY.
You can’t be head of a man because you are a woman. And a man can get sex on HIS TERMS –>> ANYWHERE.
You worthless good-for-nothing cunt pig.
FUCK YEAH!!!! Porn is not fake. Porn is real.
Women who withhold sex for all kinds of other shit are what’s fake. They are the unreal and fake whimminz who pretend they are NOT whores.
“Buy a woman a diamond and she spreads her legs on a day she normally would NOT.” is the magic phrase I will never forget.
And that FAKE bitch is the one who’s pretending she is not a whore. I have more respect for the REAL WOMEN IN PORN. And there are millions of men who agree. Those women are not trying to pretend or sell others something else.
YES MY BROTHA!!
Women who withold sex from YOU are SMART women. If you DON’T care if a woman has an orgasm then why the FUCK would she WANT to have sex with you.
STUPIDMANAWARDOFTHEDECADE
A man who’s GOOD in BED is rare. In such RARE CASES why the hell would a woman withold sex?
Huh, stupid? HuH?
Yeah that’s right………because YOU suck in bed.
Yeah and if you REALLY SUCK in bed, then I guess the next best thing would be a diamond. Yawn…….open my legs, blah , blah, blah, pump a little bit while I’m on my back admiring my ring. Oh did you come yet? yawn……. Oh wow! It is over?
Or you’re the best lover!
Fucking Fools.
Women ONLY TRY to get away with whithholding sex.
All women are whores and as long as you pay her price (or meet her condition) she will be on her back with her legs in the air faster than she can drop a bunch of flowers.
Pay attention you stupid worthless skank.
We know you “don’t care what caters to men”.
BUT MEN DO.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, YOU ARROGANT FUCKING WORTHLESS PIG.
That’s why you can’t fuck off this website where you are not wanted or invited. Because for ONCE in your life, men are telling you how it REALLY is…. and your deluded, poluted confused cunt is panicked and kicking and screaming because you are finding out that you are the worthless good-for-nothing whore men would rather live with out.
Go whine about you’re inability to get a man to care about your fucking orgasm someplace else. You have been VERY badly programmed to believe its a man’s responsibility to give you what you want.
Which is all the proof anyone needs to know that you regard men as better than women… because EVEN YOU blieve your fulfillment depends on man.
Is it starting to make sense yet – you fucking stupid cunt?
Not only are all women whores, most women are CHEAP whores who will fuck you just because you TELL HER you are a Doctor.
I lost my virginity to a cheap hooker who needed me to tell her “I loved her” in order to get sex. She expects ALL KINDS OF SHIT from men… but THE WHORE WITHOLDS the ONE thing he wants for a price or condition to be met FIRST???????
So I laid that hooker’s price with a LIE.
Cheap whore.
Most women are cheap whores.
Just tell them exactly what they want to hear….
and they will LOVE you for it.
Women are ONE STEP ahead of you MORONS at all times. If witholding sex, there’s a FUCKING reason and that reason is: YOU SUCK IN BED. Read a HOW TO manual and brush up on some SKILLS, man.
No you’re not. You are ten paces behind whore.
If you were one step ahead you would have made your website and fucked off when you were given the chance instead of going out of your way to spray your stupid worthless skank stink all over the place and prove exactly our point.
Men are better than you.
And you fucking KNOW it.
Women don’t withhold sex, they only TRY to. What makes you think women withhold sex from us when we can’t even GET RID OF YOU NO MATTER HOW FUCKING MUCH WE TREAT YOU LIKE GARBAGE.
What would it take to get rid of you??
A FUCKING COMPLIMENT?
YES! The key is to let women THINK they are one step ahead. Just like this stupid cunt.
DUMB CUNT: “OMG!!! I am always one step ahead of you, because I need you to lie to me to fuck my holes!!!!”
MAN: “I love you.”
DUMB CUNT: “I told you I was one step ahead of you!!! Ha ha ha ha. you moron.”
MAN: (sound of crickets chirping while laughing his fucking ass off at that whore)
Menarebetterthanwomen.
And men wonder why women lie to men? WTF? Tell women what they WANT TO HEAR? Just to get laid, men HAVE to LIE to a woman? And then you wonder why women WITHOLD SEX? BECAUSE YOU’RE A BUNCH OF PATHETIC, LIARS…………….
Why not be straight up? Hey know what…..I really like your body but I don’t love you and I don’t want a relationship. How about we just have sex and enjoy that …………….?
But men always have to find some sneaky, pathetic, conniving tactic in order to get a new woman in bed.
Fuck yourselves.
Why are you pretending to BLAME MEN for lying to you???
WOMEN PREFER MEN LIE TO THEM.
AND YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT.
This website tells you the truth and you are going out of your fucking mind.
But if this website LIED and said “ALL women are wonderful, beautiful creatures who can do no wrong” you would say “your mamma taught you well” and be gushing with every word.
This is why women are fucking retarded and not allowed here.
YOU HATE IT WHEN A MAN TELLS YOU THE TRUTH.
AND YOU REWARD MEN WHO LIE WITH YOUR AFFECTION. BECAUSE YOU PREFER A LIE.
Fucking women are beyond stupid.
Women have the vagina and they are all whores. Since consensual sex ALWAYS depends on a woman’s motivations for having it… men are CLEARLY willing to pay that price.
THAT’S ALL THAT’S REQUIRED.
PAY THE WHORES PRICE.
Some women will THROW their attention and affection at men for FREE and seemingly ZERO effort. Kinda like this dumb cunt “usemenonly” can’t bring herself to stay away from me…. no matter how much I tell her to fuck off.
This is how to get free dripping cunt.
Treat a woman like the garbage whore she really is.
And she will NOT BE ABLE TO LEAVE.
Brilliant, and completely accurate mate. I wish it were not true, but it is. Every guy knows a girl is more to fuck him if he lies and says he’s a doctor. The female motivation is the KEY to the problem, the solution and the outcome.
When a woman is more likely to fuck the same guy for saying he is a doctor / lawyer / banker than plumber / mailman / or FedEx delivery guy then this is the whore’s problem.
Not the man’s for lying to her.
99% of women (whores) openly beg to be lied to. And then the whores didn’t get what they thought they were fucking for and NOW THEY WILL BLAME MEN FOR IT.
Its not really the LIE which gets a man laid.
It’s the “promise” of some condition she needs met.
A woman only needs to THINK she can get your money, your time, your commitment, your income. etc.
The minute she knows she CANT, the frigid cunt whore tightens, closes off and distances herself thinking this will work at getting a man to “warm up to her”.
COLDNESS = WARMTH???
Hardly.
But if a woman is dumb enough to think fucking you will get her your money, your time, your commitment, your income. etc. then she needs to get her holes stretched wide open, and pummeled full of cum.
And then dumped.
Preferably on Valentine’s Day or her birthday.
Look at these pathetic losers trying to analyze every possible motivation for a woman fucking them. You fucking wish women put so much thought into you. Truth is women don’t give a shit was goes on in your fucked up way of thinking. Women are tired of trying to prove anything you motherfuckers don’t deserve. Why put in any effort any more. Fucking a man will not get a woman anywhere emotionally with a man and neither will NOT fucking them.
FUCK OFF you confused bunch of BASTARDS!
USE MEN ONLY USE MEN ONLY………for sex, for cash, for jewelery….what ever you can get your hands on.
Men don’t know what the HELL they want
Why don’t YOU fuck off. You’re not welcome or invited here in the first place. You don’t walk into the men’s bathroom and tell them to fuck off – you backwards stupid cunt.
But at least you are BEGINNING to understand that “Fucking a man will not get a woman anywhere emotionally with a man”
Wow. you HAVE learned something here.
If you want to “get anywhere emotionally” with a man…. it has nothing to do with your fucking worthless vagina that EVERY OTHER WOMAN HAS.
It has to do with your OWN BEHAVIOR.
Observe your OWN BEHAVIOR and you will see EXACTLY WHY you get nowhere with a man emotionally.
One thing is for sure…
ITS NOT HIS FAULT CUNT.
Men are better than women.
MABTW is changing the world.
One greedy, selfish, arrogant bitch at a time.
Yes. Look how quiet the room got.
What peace and tranquility a man can enjoy without an annoying woman round.
Let a woman in your life…..
And your sabatical is through.
She’ll redecorate your home,
from the cellar to the dome,
then go on to the enthralling fun of over-hauling YOU.
Let a woman in your life…..
And you’re up against a wall.
Make a plan and you will find,
She has something else in mind,
And so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all.
You want to talk of Keats or Milton.
She only wants to talk of “love”.
You’ll go to watch a game or concert,
and spend it searching for her GLOVE.
Let a woman in your life.
And you invite eternal strife.
Let them buy their wedding bands,
for their anxious little hands…..
….. I’d be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let a woman in my life.
- My Fair Lady.
(Best Picture 1964)
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“Want to know why porn seems to fake? It’s because all porno starlets go to female acting coaches. These coaches are called their mothers.”
Hahaha.
Thats why hingis and kournikova both ended up retiring, because they were “coached by their mums.
Very thoughtful article Dick. I liked it.
They’d be too busy being in the contest to judge it.
I suppose that perhaps women can coach a wet t-shirt contest.